Don't go down if you have a kind [Rebirth]

"Yo, little thing, take your chicken leg!" I slapped it on the forehead without fear of death, and successfully resolved the embarrassment.

Before Zheng Wuwei became angry, the emperor's nephew pinched the back of its neck with one hand, and carried it into his arms: "Uncle Fourteen, don't blame it, its brain is not much bigger than some people, and its memory is limited."

"?" I subconsciously felt that there was something in the words.

While suppressing Zheng Wuwei by force, he grabbed my hand and tried to get me to participate in the "suppression by force". He lowered his eyes and said indifferently: "A few days ago, I was still in someone's arms and wanted to serve on the table, why did I turn my face and deny it?" ?”

Zheng Wuwei sniffed my paws, and then sniffed the paws of His Royal Highness King Liang, the water-frozen little hairy head seemed to be slowly rejuvenating and thawing--"Ah-choo", he opened his mouth and bit my finger, and with me The first handshake of "restoration of diplomatic relations" took place.

With a very high emotional intelligence, I have experienced the "innuendo" in His Royal Highness Liang's words from this "tiger friendship".He hurriedly said: "Don't go out of the palace at night? In case you have to go to the sixth department with Song Lang, come closer from here."

He looked up at me: "Really?"

I folded my arms: "Hey, what's real or fake? Come here, after dinner, let the imperial doctor take a look at your injury."

He threw away Zheng Wuwei, followed me, and before sitting down at the dining table, he reached out and picked up a piece of food with chopsticks for me.

... Am I out of my own hands?Or does he think my arms are short?I stared dumbfounded at a small green vegetable dripping with soup in my porridge bowl, and suddenly, belatedly, I saw a tumbling, blazing flame from under his half-closed eyelids.This "bewildering" posture suddenly made me terrified. I stretched my arm over the dishes and touched the back of his hand: "...don't do this, Shigeru, don't you believe me?"

He was startled, and the two "black fires" in his eyes were instantly extinguished, and the momentary emptiness made his face show a rare "dazed".His Royal Highness King Liang is like an ordinary person who has been removed from the "head" suddenly, and his words are a little blunt: "I... Mr. Xue said that every day I have happiness, and I am sorry for the loss of time. The time I worked so hard to get.”

"..." I said vigilantly, "Why is Xue Shang telling you this?"

He slowly came back to his senses, and his clinging hands gradually relaxed: "Master Xue...drinking yesterday to comfort Mr. Song. Song Shangshu's wife is seriously ill."

I put down my chopsticks: "You... Do you think I'm dying of illness, or do you think I'm going to change my mind? Do you really not believe your eyes?"

He retracted his gaze awkwardly: "It's not...it's me, I..."

"I know," I quickly reflected, turning over decades of past and present lives, "You are afraid, aren't you? In the past... I was also afraid, but you are afraid of me, and I am afraid of others. Now I'm not afraid anymore, can you be more courageous?"

He raised his eyes again, looking at me.

"Your parents and I," I squeezed a round and thin cocoon under the index finger in the palm of his hand to play with, near the tiger's mouth, "whether it's real or fake, with Mr. Wei, and with Eunuch Liang— It's Liang, right? It's different from them. You are different from anyone around me to me. You may not believe it, but I probably really lived for you."

"For me?" He frowned in confusion.

I thought for a while: "Oh, it's for you. If you die one day, I will die for love, and I will never die for my country again. I say that, can you feel at ease? I also want to do nothing every day, Just stay in the house with you and sleep for a long time, then find an uninhabited deep mountain forest, live there for the rest of your life, and go out to play every once in a while, we two big men, we can support ourselves no matter what—but can we? The world It is true that no one is a few inches taller than anyone else, but when the sky falls, it hits the taller ones first. We stand taller, so we have to carry it.”

He narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression changed a few times, and after the rare "confused" just now, he showed a rare "sarcasm": "I'm only carrying it for you, I know what you think, if you die first , don’t expect me to carry it for others.”

If the good king in his previous life was a deep old wolf, the current good king is a little wolf in sheep's clothing.The little wolf flashed his fangs: "Fourteen, when you were in the army of the King of Jin, you still wanted to die for the country first, right?"

Suddenly being exposed, I felt a pain in my conscience, grabbed his hand, and said, "Hey, that's all in the past, and now I don't want to die for anything else. What about life and death? If you have one day, you will be there." Don't think too much about me for a day. Also, we are not Gaozu and Qi Huaichu, give me some time, okay?"

His Royal Highness Liang, who has read all kinds of official history and unofficial history books in the Eastern Palace, had a flash in his eyes, put away his fangs and claws, and shrank his wolf head into the sheepskin a little bit: "Fourteen..."

According to legend, at the beginning of the war, Zheng Sanye, a tyrant in the village, and Qi Laowu, a yamen catcher, had a very close relationship. Later, when the country was founded and the dynasty was established, the two still had a friendship of "wearing the same pair of pants".Until one day, General Qi, who returned to Beijing to report on his duties, discovered that Zheng San was "not just wearing the same pair of pants as himself", and he cut off this "more than" on the spot in a rage.Zheng San became the emperor, his temper only increased, and he scolded Qi Huaichu: "The middle palace doesn't say anything, but you are aggressive!"——The empress never spoke, what are you?

The incident became a big mess, and Qi Huaichu gained the nickname of "General Aggressive" since then.Qi Duuduo saw Zheng San continuously accepting people into the harem one after another, he didn't know if he was angry or suddenly figured it out, and he also started to have three wives and four concubines.In the end, Qi Laowu's sons and grandchildren all died. Gaozu cried bitterly, unable to burp, and lay on the hospital bed with his neck straight and shouted: "Old five! bit. ——This is how it is performed on the stage.

Ye, the fifth son of the emperor who succeeded him, hated this act and ordered to arrest people, burn books, and tear down the stage.But where there is oppression, there is resistance, and the story of the aggressive general is becoming more and more popular among the people.It has been handed down for more than a hundred years, adding many artistic elements that satirize the life of rulers who are promiscuous and politically intriguing. At the same time, it inevitably encourages the unhealthy trend of "those who have a surplus of gentry will follow the example of raising children".

The emperor's nephew's mistrust was not unreasonable, after all, even the wise Gaozu couldn't stay with the martial Qi Huaichu in the prosperous age of the founding of the country day and night, every moment, until he died.

I asked him to give me some time, but I didn't know what to do.

After all, he was younger, and when he couldn't figure it out, he started to kiss me across the food table.Afraid of being classified as a "children raiser", I dare not turn the other way and belittle him, but how to show "love" while not being "frivolous" is really difficult for my identity.

I was thinking about advancing and retreating on this side, when Zheng Wuwei suddenly patted the back of my head with his paw, his front paw touched my shoulder, his back paw kicked my back, and he wanted to crawl into His Royal Highness Liang's arms—His Royal Highness "噗嗤"Laughed, and retreated, the silly tiger plunged headlong into the porridge bowl, I stretched out my hand in the pocket between the sparks of the calcium carbide, and held it heavily.

The imperial nephew stretched out his hand and pinched it leisurely, raised his neck and threw Zheng Wuwei away, and smiled with half-lidded eyes: "What do you mean by pushing your nose on your face - you can't get used to it."

Zheng Wuwei fell to the ground on his belly, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"I also experienced His Royal Highness Liang's self-deprecating "pointing at mulberry and talking about Huaihuai" from "Tiger's Diplomatic Relations".

It's over, I didn't know how to advance and retreat.I made amends, and hurriedly stretched my face closer: "I don't want to eat, let's lie down for a while?"

There are many lights and shadows, and a few wintersweet buds outside the window are soaked in snow, and the fragrance penetrates into the room through the gauze.When he heard the words, he raised his eyes, and the usual redness on his lips flew to his cheeks.

I took advantage of the victory and pursued: "What's wrong with kicking your nose and your face? I just got used to it. I said something to make you bolder. Would you like to... try Shangfang Jiewa?"

He took my hair crown with one hand, held my lock of hair with the other, looked down at me deeply, and swallowed.

Seeing that the great work is about to be accomplished, I am secretly delighted to take another "advance" step.Unexpectedly, he suddenly turned his face away and gave me a slight push: "Uncle Fourteen, I... have to leave. It's time."

The Genglouzi next to him made a clear "tick".

"Well," I said in surprise, "it's so fast. Don't you usually go later? Why don't you get busy today, and the draft will be drawn up in the middle of next month. I won't rush you."

He glanced at Geng, his brows were slightly condensed, he seemed to be really struggling to make a choice, and finally gave me a wrong eye: "I have to go now, Master Liubu is waiting. I was not in a hurry at this time, but I... the day before yesterday After receiving a secret letter from Mr. Wei, there may be changes in Liangzhou's prefectural army, so we have to go back quickly."

I was startled, turned around and sat upright: "What's wrong? Isn't Xue Meng the general of the state army... When are you leaving?"

He put down my hair crown, stretched out his hands and smoothed my hair: "It's just these few days, I've worked so hard, my lords, to rush all night with white belts, draw up an outline, and trouble Lord Wei and Lord Xue to worry about the details. After all, they wanted to come. On the other side of Liangzhou, Xue Meng is not to be blamed. He is a Beijing official sent by my uncle a few years ago, and the local state army is unwilling to buy it..."

"I heard that Wang Jun was built by you yourself, and the state army is still the original one." I picked up Zheng Wuwei from the ground, "Wang Jun is at the border right now, it is inconvenient to cut, the state army is neglected by you, deep in my heart Do you have any grudges?"

He nodded, then shook his head again: "It's hard to say. Soldiers and generals are all human beings. It's really difficult to say that they can 'be united' and 'serve the country'. Well, those who become famous may not be without selfishness, and those who live a dead life may drag their families with them. Whenever there is such a big change, you have to rethink your way."

Zheng Wuwei held his grudge, turned over and tried to scratch His Royal Highness King Liang's face with his shadowless claws, I pressed the tiger's head: "Okay, then you go. Liangzhou doesn't have your army now, you go to Jiang Jing tomorrow And Xue Shang, let them assign a few people from Habayashi and Tiqi to you."

He nodded: "I'll take Xiao Guan away too. Has Li Mingchong's transfer order been sent out?"

"Sent," I slapped my head, got up and picked out a piece of paper from the pile of folders on the desk, "Here, the Ministry of Officials has submitted a list, and I want you to circle one... Why, you want Xiao Guan to take over ?”

He took a piece of meat from the plate, greeted Zheng Wuwei, and said: "No, uncle just follow the rules. Xiao Guan will handle military affairs with me."

"Alright," I circled someone in the list with a pen, "If you really open your mouth, I'll have a hard time. This time, I'll send you a sharp-mouthed, double-handed guy. Don't use Li Mingchong's stupid hammer. I'll make sure you don't let him down." Stay here."

Zheng Wuwei remembers to eat but not to hit, and crawls on the person with all four claws together, wailing and begging His Highness King Liang to play with it.The good king has always had infinite love for this little beast, but because of the limited time today, he ruthlessly took off the tiger skin plaster, stood up and said, "Then...the minister is retiring."

I feel a little uncomfortable again.He said he wanted to carry the sky, but for a moment he thought that it would be better to lie down and sleep, and let the sky fall and smash him to death.On the other hand, the emperor's nephew who said "the rise and fall of the world is none of my business" actually worked harder.