beautiful professor non-human

"It's so easy for you to come back, I have something important to tell you today!"

Mother Xu will quickly bring the steaming iron pan to the table, wipe the water from her hands on the apron, and sit down next to Mr. Xu.

Xu Baiyan raised his eyebrows teasingly, and lifted the lid of the pot.

Immediately, the fragrance overflowed and the heat fluttered.

It is a pot of fragrant, soft, tender and juicy... chicken.

Xu Baiyan's mind suddenly remembered that in the big villa of the famous mansion in Jiuxi, the big rooster that he met by chance with its tail feathers up to the sky, and its face was written full of coquettish and domineering.

There was a small wooden sign around the chicken's neck that couldn't be read clearly. Its coat was shiny, its head was swaggering, and its fat buttocks were twisting and turning. It looked more like the owner of this villa than Du Yunjian.

The living room is connected to the garden, and the garden is full of bamboo fragrance swaying in the evening breeze, but there is no smell of pickled chickens, and even the big rooster seems to be no different from other cats and dogs.

The man's ear-length curly hair and loose sweater made his whole personality fluffy.Not like Xu Baiyan's domineering business boss, but rather a quiet scholar.

At first, he thought he was just the master's descendant, but when Xu Baiyan walked into this land with a lot of money, what he saw was modern European minimalist furniture and a room with no one else except the chicken. Hindsight:

He is the long-lost friend grandma said.

Forget the year?

Xu Baiyan didn't have the heart to meddle in other people's business, he helped his grandma to sit on the sofa and explained his reason for coming.

Du Yunjian smiled slightly and nodded, without saying anything, as if he was not sociable, he turned his head and poured two glasses of water.

Grandma was not annoyed, and once again solemnly thanked Xu Baiyan, and then said nothing again.Speaking of which, after coming here, grandma seems to have changed to a third person, she is not confused, and unlike the lovely and amiable old man just now, she has always been extremely quiet.

Du Yunjian was a little weak in stepping on the slippers, and after passing the water glass to them, his thin body sank into the shadow of the sofa, bowing slightly, as if he was uncomfortable.

Xu Baiyan turned his head and saw his grandma looking directly at her. He thought it was the old man's kind care for his grandchildren, and at worst it was a kindred spirit of friendship, but he never thought that grandma's gaze was a bit complicated.

It doesn't seem like loving and caring for the younger generation, but...

"Five points are the joy of reunion after a long absence, four points are hesitation and lamentation, and the remaining one point is the inexplicable relief that is deeply hidden."

Fortunately, Xu Baiyan has read novels a lot, so there are so many messy but just right adjectives in his mind at this time.

The atmosphere is a bit strange, but I can't tell what is strange, just like that chicken.

Xu Baiyan shyly cast his eyes on the proud red rooster next to the sofa. Under his gaze, the rooster walked over with general strides, pecked his ankle like a gift, and then glanced away with a very arrogant look. open.

……

Xu Baiyan pretended to casually put down the water glass in his hand, ready to leave voluntarily.The man accidentally looked up and saw that he was about to leave, so he forced himself to get up and sent him to the gate, then he took out a delicate card with a gold border from his pocket and handed it to him.

"Thank you for sending her here. If there is anything I can help in the future, please be sure to contact me."

With a slight smile on his face, Xu Baiyan always felt that the man's speech lacked warmth, as if it was a piece of routine.

He is thousands of miles away from other people, not like a person on earth living in the dunya.After walking for a long time, he suddenly remembered, as a doctor saw a patient, how could he not remind him to come to the hospital for treatment?

So remiss!

"What are you thinking? I'm talking to you?" Xu's mother waved her chopsticks, using the tempting aroma of chicken to drag Xu Baiyan back from his mind.

"It's nothing, it's just..." Xu Baiyan considered his words, "Thinking of a good thing your son did this afternoon."

There is also a very proud rotten chicken...

Xu Baiyan snatched away the chicken thighs that were dripping with oil, and began to chew viciously.

"What a mess," Xu's mother didn't think about it in detail, she leaned her upper body forward, and the strange and vaguely familiar smile on the corner of her mouth made Xu Baiyan suddenly conjecture:

"It's a good thing that Mom made a match for you. Do you still remember Aunt Zhou's daughter Xiaoqin next door?"

as predicted……

Xu's mother paused deliberately to keep things a secret, and after a while, she continued on her own: "The little girl is very handsome, she is 23 this year, and she is still a civil servant. We have made an appointment, and we will go there together next Tuesday." , let me tell you..."

Xu Baiyan was fighting with the oily and spicy chicken, when he heard the news, he choked up, the chili choked his forehead, and he coughed non-stop for a long time.

Seeing this, Xu's mother exchanged glances with Xu's father, her face turned away in disgust, but she still didn't give up talking about the blind date with her son.

"Actually, I've already met you. This girl's temperament is very suitable for our family, and she is not very picky about her partner, unlike some women who are not good enough and can't pick..."

"But this time I have to go with you, otherwise you will agree to it openly, and you will let others dove behind your back, and you won't even look at you, how old you are..."

Xu Baiyan hurriedly poured a few glasses of cold water, interrupted Xu's mother's long talk, and expressed his rejection righteously.

joke?How can he marry a wife as a gay?

"You are already 28, look at the age of the kid next door, why don't you know how to worry? Thinking that you are busy with your work as a doctor and don't have time to think about these things, you are not happy that your mother has arranged for you Hey? Want to be an old bachelor, don't you?"

Mother Xu's words were sharp and her guns were deadly.

Xu Baiyan thought it would be the same as the previous few times, showing weakness and changing the subject, but he never thought that this time his mother would come for real, and his father who used to be a spectator also intervened as an accomplice.

"Anyway, this time, you have to go if you go, or you have to go if you don't. Next Saturday, Huamao Restaurant No. 4056, you are not allowed to let the little girl dove!"

Xu's mother placed an ultimatum.

Xu Baiyan stared straight at his mother, thoughts rushed to his head, hesitation and helplessness mixed with a trace of calmness.

After so many years of secrets, I still have to tell the truth, Xu Baiyan doesn't want to be a scumbag who is under pressure to harm other girls.

"I, like, like, male, give birth."

Xu Baiyan paused every word, and solemnly spread out the words that he dared not say out loud for many years.

Xu Baiyan looked directly into his parents' eyes without any shyness or dodge.

Hearing this, Xu's mother and Xu's father's faces were red and green, as if they didn't understand, their slowly widening eyes revealed the turbulent inner activities of the two elders at the moment.

After a long silence, Mother Xu said in a slow voice:

"Bai Yan, it's fine if you really don't want to go, don't make such jokes..."

Xu Baiyan laughed helplessly, and solemnly reiterated his sexuality once again, once the words were made clear, it would be much easier to speak.

Xu Baiyan never thought that there would be a day when he would have a peaceful negotiation with his parents about his sexuality, but this day came so hastily.

"That's the reason why you never go on blind dates... Were you like this before, or are you like this now?"

"It's always been that way."

The two elders also realized the seriousness of the matter from Xu Baiyan's rare serious expression.

"Then you have, do you like...a boy?" Father Xu, who was always cheerful and cheerful, had complex expressions on his face, and it took him a long time to finally say the whole thing.

Xu Baiyan laughed and cried: I have been single with your son for so many years because I can't find anyone.Otherwise, I might have flown abroad to get married a long time ago... I teased for a while, and the man smiled bitterly when he thought of something for no reason.

"No." Xu Baiyan heard himself reply.

"Since there is no one you like, then you should stop trying with girls," Xu's mother widened her eyes, her chest heaved violently, and she was still desperately trying to get back the normal son in her mind.

"No, this is born and cannot be changed..."

"How do you know if you don't try? What if you suddenly find a woman again? Obedient son, you go next week..." Xu's mother was not willing to let it go, and her eyes signaled Xu's father to try her best to match him up.

Xu Baiyan originally thought that coming out publicly would be able to avoid future troubles forever, but he never thought that he would encounter bad luck. Instead, he became more frustrated and courageous. Seeing that he couldn't get rid of the blind date today, Xu Baiyan took a photo of the thin card in his trouser pocket as soon as his forehead became hot. on the table.

My buddy's parents know each other, since my buddy can't help, then...

"I have someone I like, this one is my boyfriend!" Xu Baiyan poked his finger on the ID photo on the business card, saying with certainty.

There's no need to help, just pretend to be in name, and the favor account will be written off!Xu Baiyan laughed viciously in his heart, since we don't know each other anyway, there won't be any trouble, right?

On the business card, a handsome man in a high-tailored black suit has curved brows and eyes full of elite spirit, and the gold-rimmed glasses frames are shining brightly in front of the camera.

"Du, Yun, Jian...Jiangning University School of Information Engineering...doctoral supervisor..."

Xu's father carefully picked up the thin business card, squinted his eyes and scanned it, whispering the content on it softly, then raised his head and looked at Xu Baiyan in disbelief, as if he couldn't figure out where his son got such a card. Not an ordinary man.

It seems that it is a bit... But the face project still has to be done enough, Xu Baiyan forced the corners of his lips to rise, with an expression of "who are you looking down on?"

Frankly though frankly, but after all many years of bachelors finally came out, the two old couples could not accept it after being honest for so many years, before their parents got angry, they slipped back to Jiangning City Hospital after dinner with random excuses.

Looking through the patient's chest X-ray and ultrasound report on the table, Xu Baiyan always felt that something was not going well in his heart, and felt that it seemed unethical for him to do so, so he dialed the phone after thinking for a while.

The phone beeped for a long time before being connected, and when he spoke, he had an adolescent tone:

"Xu Baiyan? Why, I'm busy playing wild!"

The sound of continuous keyboard tapping sounded, and he was really busy.

"Xu Qiufang, do you know Du Yunjian? He's a professor, he should be from your school... I just want to ask, is he single now?"

Xu Baiyan took a deep breath, thinking that he should find an opportunity to inform Du Yunjian, it would be bad if he had a girlfriend.

"Who?"

Xu Qiufang was playing the game at high speed, indicating that the phone was out of gas, and Xu Baiyan read out a series of identity and occupation information on the business card with a light gold border, which was full of emotion.

As soon as he finished reading, the other end of the phone seemed to be disconnected and there was no sound. Before Xu Baiyan could open his mouth to ask, the phone was ruthlessly hung up.

A moment later, a series of message notifications sounded on WeChat.

When Xu Baiyan clicked on it, he was irritated by Xu Qiufang's overwhelming information.

"Du Yunjian? The tutor who just arrived at Jiangning University two months ago? You look good, and you have a good figure. You have a good vision. The old comrade is finally ready to come out of the haze and the iron tree is blooming hahahaha hiccup"

...I haven't said anything yet, hey, don't label me indiscriminately...

"That is a recognized beauty professor, although she is a bit cold and not easy to get close to..."

"But you are still single, approved by the organization, you can attack!"

Then there are dozens of candid photos. Judging from the angle, they should be taken by students in class.

A full minute after the photo was sent, when Xu Baiyan was about to put the phone in his pocket, a line of words jumped into Xu Baiyan's eyes tremblingly:

"He's just a little weak in body, he just matches your major, so handle it with care~"

"Also, if you want to get started, I can volunteer as a wingman ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ"

……

Xu Baiyan: Xu Qiufang!You have read all the student books into the dog's stomach, why is there a mess in your mind?Also, did I say I wanted to chase him?

Cursing or scolding, Xu Baiyan was still a bright and positive young man, he turned off his cell phone with a good manner and smiled, and even sang a nursery rhyme to the crying little girl in room 604 during the ward rounds.

Secretly press and hold to turn off the phone, blocking all sexual information from Xu Qiufang.On the way home, Dr. Xu, who is extremely upright, secretly picked a picture of Mr. Du's lecture with bursting pixels and secretly set it as a screensaver.

In the photo, Du Yun Jian casually brushed his black hair behind his ears, revealing his smooth and white forehead and face, his flesh red lips were slightly parted, and a small mole under his eyes was inexplicably attractive.

Anyway, he is also his boyfriend in name so far... Indeed, good-looking.

The author has something to say: Du Yun remonstrates:?

Xu Baiyan: But you used it fraudulently, you didn't lose anything, right?

Du Yunjian: →_→My reputation for many years was ruined like this

Xu Baiyan: Then I will compensate you (boo~)

Du Yunjian: (//?//)

Chicken: Heck—(expressing disgust)