The years I played football at Real Madrid

j.m diary:

"November 2016, 11. My Alzheimer's disease is serious again, tsk tsk, after a game, I played as ugly as shit. Fortunately, I scored a goal at the last moment, otherwise my old face would be lost. clean up.

I started to ask relevant medical experts, but they felt that such a disease was not Alzheimer's disease, but a bit like split personality.

Split personality is a type of mental illness.

I also find it strange that I went through the more difficult days when I was young, and when I was about to retire, I became unrestrained, but instead became mentally ill.Could it be that I have been single for too long...?

I went to my agent with a sad face. The agent, Dominique, was very surprised, thinking that something big had happened to me.I asked him if he could find me a girl who was pretty and sensible, who didn't want my money, just liked me, and agreed to get married or something.

Dominique said, you really dare to think, who would like you without money.

I suffered a critical blow, and my heart was even heavier.

Back in the locker room, I told David about these requirements, and David also found it difficult to handle, but Cyril, who was eavesdropping next to him, raised his hand and told me in a low voice that he has a candidate, and my conditions are very important. Part of it is consistent, but there is one thing, the gender is male.

I suspect this kid is teasing me.It's okay, why do I find a man to marry?Then beat him up with David. "

Isco felt that Allen was revealing his true nature bit by bit. When he first came here, he just pretended to be innocent and pitiful to deceive everyone. Now it has been a long time, and he can't hold back his true nature. Seeing him as a bully, it's on him The arrogance, violence, insidiousness, and bad tempers are completely exposed.

Look, look, no matter how bad he is, he is still the hottest midfielder genius in La Liga. When he comes to Allen, he is the milkman who helps him bring milk every day, and it is free.Because once Allen accidentally snatched a bottle of milk from his bag to drink. After drinking it, he thought it tasted good, so he threatened him to bring it every day.

What's even more irritating is that Allen also teased him, "Anyway, your legs are only a little longer, and you won't grow taller if you drink milk. Why don't you let me drink it, and you will be 1.9 meters long after drinking it to protect you No one in your arms dares to bully you. '

This, this is a man who can't bear to hear it, can he?

Isco wants to fight him!

It's a pity that Allen is surrounded by big bosses. Just Ramos showing his muscles would scare people to death, not to mention that he has Ronaldo, Morata, Modric, Pepe and others escorting him. What's even more frightening is that Alan didn't know how to get close to Benzema. Benzema is a good guy, and he even allowed Alan to scratch his beard after getting acquainted.Terrible, terrible!

If it cannot be suppressed by force, then resist passively.Isco just wanted to go without milk.

Allen said again, "I like to drink the kind of milk you brought over, and I'm not used to drinking anything else."If you don't bring it to me, firstly I won't grow taller, and secondly, my legs will hurt, and my calf and leg bones will hurt. '

'Your legs hurt if you don't drink milk?How is it possible...' Isco didn't believe it.

Allen smiled slightly, even a little badly, "It really hurts, it hurts if you say it hurts."Ouch~'

Isco was so scared of him that he had to promise to bring him milk every day.

The little guy was already in the stage of growing taller. He drank a bottle of milk at home every day. When he arrived at the club, he could confiscate a bottle of Isco’s milk. Sometimes he was caught by a nutritionist and fed him a glass of formula milk. All hiccups.As a result, after half a month, I went to the team doctor to measure my height, and it turned out that I really grew three centimeters.

Smell the sad listener to tears.Since then, Isco has been drinking this brand of milk every day, and he has never grown taller.

In half a month, Allen was not included in the squad twice and sat on the bench to watch the game.Everyone is guessing that Zidane really doesn't like him and suppresses him to prevent him from playing, but in fact it is because he is growing taller, and he is afraid that a lot of exercise will hurt the growth of his bones, so he is suppressed.In fact, Zidane is the one who most wants him to play.Just looking at the number of goals scored by Allen's cutie, Zidane can't wait for him to become his own son.

"This game against Barcelona, ​​I'm going to make you a substitute, are you ready?" Zidane carefully observed Allen, and if he had the slightest fear, Zidane would cancel his quota.

The Spanish derby is no joke, the combination of Barcelona and Real Madrid is called the Spanish derby or the classic battle.Because of the equal strength of the two teams and other factors such as geography and politics, each match attracts hundreds of millions of spectators from all over the world. It is one of the most important football sports events in the world and has become the world's number one derby.

Whether at the Nou Camp or at the Bernabeu, as long as he can score a goal here, he is the hero of the club and all the fans will like him, and vice versa.

Fans can lift a person into the sky to become a god, and they can also turn a person into the dust into a devil.

Allen is too young, has poor physical fitness, and sometimes shows a feeling of instability.Even if he has outstanding statistics and excellent skills, it is still a bit risky for Zidane to put him in the starting list. Lun, as a member of Real Madrid, will have to face all this sooner or later.

"I'm ready to face Barcelona," Allen said.

James laughed, "What? Are you ready to face Barcelona's Messi? That's Messi~"

Allen took a deep breath, "In this game, if I can play off the bench, I will try my best to score. Right at the Nou Camp, right in front of Messi, I will score a goal."

He values ​​it.Because everyone thinks that Messi and Ronaldo are peerless twins. They are the two best players in the world. The person, Ronaldo is also.

When it comes to Messi, everyone thinks of Ronaldo; when it comes to Ronaldo, everyone thinks of Messi.

Whether they are friends or enemies, their names are always spoken together.

Allen was very jealous of this.

Zidane looked at him in surprise, but Allen seemed to be talking to himself instead of paying attention to the conversation between the two.

"I want to let him see that he can be with Ronaldo... cough cough cough cough cough cough." Before Allen could speak, James quickly changed out to prevent him from saying anything surprising.

There is no Messi and Ronaldo in James' world, he is the most powerful, and then the stars bloom.His Barcelona can't compete with Real Madrid, at most, sometimes it's just disgusting Real Madrid in the King's Cup, so James is not too nervous about this game.He even has the mood of a schoolboy going out for an outing.

He looked at Zidane, both of them were equal in his eyes. "To be able to partner with Ronaldo, I am not a 'Messi of Real Madrid', I am me, I come to this field, then I want to score goals, I just want to win this game."

I was born to conquer.

James suddenly remembered such a confession that others described him, and smiled.

Zidane said: "It's good that you have confidence. Besides, you are spitting on my face, don't get so close to me, Alan, I think you are a little too nervous, otherwise why are you so excited? "

It's not that Alan is afraid of saying the wrong thing.James backed away, grinning, "Anyway, I'll score, sir, just watch it."

The national derby is approaching, and the atmosphere between the two sides is getting more and more dignified. Allen doesn't like reading newspapers or watching TV. He only plays mobile games, but he can still catch news about the game on the screen.People are guessing about winning or losing, guessing about the players on the field, guessing who can turn the tide and who can step on the mortal enemy.

Not only outsiders, even during training, Allen could feel the uncertainty and worry in the eyes of his teammates.

Affected by the environment, he also became a little nervous. He robbed Isco's milk, but he had no appetite to drink it.

"Don't you drink it? If you don't drink it, you'll grab mine." Isco complained, but he still didn't grab the milk back. "It's just a derby, so don't be too nervous. Didn't you play the Madrid derby before? It's similar this time. Seeing how nervous you are, I guess you're about to vomit, but you didn't start."

Allen clicked his tongue, "You start you great."

Isco smiled, "It's relatively great, the starting players are all great. Little Allen, what did you say to you, sir, is there a chance for you to come off the bench? This time it's a midfielder? Partner with me, just like last time As we work together?"

Allen said, "You're running too slowly, I don't need you."

The disgusted Isco pouted, "Then who do you need? The fastest runner? Bell? Will he follow you and escort you?"

Allen said: "I don't need protection, I just play football by myself."

"Small arms and legs, even Barcelona's Neymar can break your legs with one kick."

"I will tell Neymar for you."

"You know him?"

Allen shook his head, "I don't know each other, I will know each other after this game."

Isco looked at him and said, "That's right, if you continue to develop, you will be on the same side as Neymar in the future. Hazard and everything can only go home and play with his son, Griezmann I can only tickle sweaters every day."

"I heard that Neymar is afraid of Pepe, is it true?" Allen asked, "Can I name Pepe to protect me?"

Isco sneered, "Can you start?"

Allen almost wanted to throw Isco's short legs to Barcelona next door.