The years I played football at Real Madrid

j.m diary:

"December 2016, 10.

Cyril picked the flesh on the right waist, then combed his hair with his hands, and lay down comfortably on my bed.

I said 'Come on, what happened that night?When did it happen again. '

He just opened his mouth, and I quickly added, 'Never mind getting drunk, I haven't had too much alcohol for a long time, and I've never been drunk at all. '

He paused for a moment, looking at me anxiously, as if he was thinking about something. "That night, I accidentally touched your waist and woke you up..."

'and then? '

Then Cyril made up the little yellow theater for me.

I grabbed his little black curly hair and pulled him over, 'Do you want to be beaten? '

Instead, Cyril hugged me generously, "Hit me, hit me once, I'm going to kiss you, hit me." '

Gee.

Hearing his rascal words, I didn't hit him, so I couldn't help laughing.

Cyril also looked at me and smiled.My heart softened, and after thinking about it, it was actually nothing, so I just let him sleep on my bed. "

Ever since Ronaldo took the oath domineeringly, he has taken care of Allen very strictly.This also makes everyone feel sorry for Mini Luo. With such a father, I am afraid that the future teenage years will be very difficult, right?

Fortunately, Allen is under his jurisdiction only in his spare time and training time. When Ronaldo officially competes, he can relax for at least 90 minutes.

On November 11, the fourth round of the 2-2016 UEFA Champions League group stage continued. Real Madrid challenged the Warsaw Legion away.

To be honest, this is regarded as a game that can brush up statistics. The Warsaw Legion... The last time Real Madrid beat him 5-1, the Warsaw Legion was suspicious of life. After a short period of time, the Warsaw Legion probably didn't want to see him again white stuff.

But things are not as simple as expected.Real Madrid almost stepped on a pit here in the Warsaw Legion.

In last week's La Liga, Pepe had to leave early due to injury and will miss the game for 6 weeks. Zidane has only two central defenders, Varane and Nacho, which is also sad.In this campaign, Benzema and Morata started at the same time.

Allen looked at Ronaldo, puffing his heart, "He looks good in black. He is very energetic and masculine."

James wanted to spit, but held back. "They're all men, so why is he the only one with masculinity? I think your bald head coach is the most masculine."

Allen understood his complaints, and said, "A person who appreciates level like you will not understand my mood."

James smacked the tone of the sentence.

how?

Can homosexuals still discriminate against heterosexuals?

This is obviously unreasonable.Although it is true that straight men do not have the unique vision and full of artistic atmosphere like gay men, but this cannot form the basis of discrimination.

James said badly: "Although I don't understand what you are thinking, you little brat, but I can be sure that Ronaldo thinks you are cute and cute at most, but definitely not..."

"Am I cute and well-behaved?" Allen stroked his hair in disbelief, and smiled silly, "Are you sure Cristiano thinks I'm cute and well-behaved? I think I'm sometimes a little clumsy and don't know how to speak To please him."

It's kind of stupid sometimes.

However, if Allen belongs to the "do not know how to speak" type, James definitely belongs to the "spraying dung" type.

He stopped for a moment and said: "Your mouth is already very sweet, and Ronaldo is being praised by you. Do you remember the last time Ronaldo hat-tricked, what did you say?" I think you are in a really bad state today. It's great, you'll definitely score another goal later'... Ugh... I really think that you are suitable for writing biographies, or selling insurance at the bank. Playing football is really a talent."

Allen blushed from what he said.

Lucas Vazquez gave Asensio the look, and Asensio nodded.Two part-time "Alan mania" research team members devoted some energy to Alan.Through their research, we can see what the situation is now.Yes, he was sick again.Real Madrid's "fake Messi" is indeed impeccable in terms of skills, but he may have a problem with his brain, and it is easy to make up for it at every turn.

A person sitting alone with nothing to worry about, his eyes glazed over and his appearance like a wandering soul, yet he can still blush inexplicably?

Or are geniuses different from others?

That's right, isn't it said that there is only a fine line between a genius and a lunatic?It must be that their realm has not reached that point, and they cannot understand Alan's mental journey.

It's all about making complaints, but you still have to watch the game carefully.Not only to study the opponent's style of play, but also to learn how to cooperate with teammates. After all, football is an 11-man game.

In this Champions League, the competition is fierce. Bale and Benzema both scored goals, and Real Madrid also shot a lot. If it weren't for the strong defense of the Warsaw Legion, a big score would be brewed.With the advantage of Real Madrid leading by two goals, gradually, Real Madrid began to attack weakly, and the defense was insufficient. They conceded one goal after another, and were evened by the Warsaw Legion little by little!

Allen stared, a little confused.

This, this is the Warsaw Legion, or the group of people last time, how, how can Real Madrid be evened?

"So angry." Allen thumped the chair he was sitting on, and muttered in a low voice, "How could it be equalized? There is no Pepe on the back line, and we still have Nacho, Varane, and Carvaja." Er, it’s not bad, and we used this formation last season, and the effect is not bad, why..."

James answered him, "We won two goals at the beginning, and your side is a little more relaxed. The Warsaw Legion is determined and will definitely be able to counterattack."

Allen was frustrated, but James also said: "Wait, your defense panicked, and there will definitely be mistakes."

In 80 minutes, Prijovic hit the goal directly from the right in the penalty area and was confiscated by Navas. In the 82nd minute, Mulan shot from the top of the penalty area and shot the center post and bounced into the goal. The Warsaw Legion 3-2 Real Madrid.

Was actually overtaken by the Warsaw Legion? !

Allen himself is a crowd of Real Madrid. Seeing this score, he can't wait to poke himself blind.

Real Madrid's defenders piled up in front of the goal in twos and threes, and none of them stood up and said "no" to the ball!

Navas tried his best and swooped a bit, but it didn't help.

Now the situation is very serious, not only failed to take down this dish to force the team, but was also counter-killed, this is unreasonable.If the game ends like this, Real Madrid will lose all face.

The only way at present is to score another goal.

Allen wanted to play, he looked at Zidane's bald head eagerly, and Zidane had no eyes on the back of his head. After a while, Allen coughed deliberately to attract attention.

As a result, Zidane did turn around and let the best Iscodo, who was "playing" with Allen, take care of him and find him another dress to wear, so as not to catch a cold.

Allen quickly straightened his neck, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

Isco finally had this opportunity, confiscated five or six pieces of clothes, hung them up for Allen, and said "wishfully", "Come on, come on, wear more, it's cold, don't catch a cold."

Allen looked at Isco and threatened: "Do you want to 'reflect'?"

Isco smiled, pointed at the camera not far away, and showed his white teeth, "What do you want to do? Come on, just come, don't be afraid, come on."

Anyway, Isco is already broken.

Allen closed his eyes and endured it.

Casilla, who didn't know when he sat over, offered to help, and directly yelled at Isco, "Don't bully him, he is already weak, aren't you bullying the weak?"

Allen couldn't tell for a while whether Casilla was blackmailing him, and he heard Isco say, "He likes this, right?"

Isco also observed for a period of time, and determined that touching Alan's hair basically had an 80% chance that it would not explode, so he rested his paws on Alan's head with confidence.Although it is not yet clear where Allen's explosion point is, he feels that he will be fine.

Sure enough, Allen just complained in a low voice, "I just got my hairstyle done, don't mess with my hair."

Isco smiled triumphantly, and winked at Casilla, look, it's okay for me to touch his hair...

Weird.

Casilla pursed her lips and sat on the other side.

Isco didn't dare to really put his paws on other people's heads all the time, and soon got up to behave, and watched the game honestly with Allen.

The Real Madrid players on the field are now going all out, not only actively running, but also tense in one breath, and their condition is twice as good as usual.

In the 84th minute, Carvajal assisted Kovacic with a shot from the top of the penalty area to equalize the score. The Warsaw Army 3-3 Real Madrid.

Finally equalized!

Allen breathed a sigh of relief.I beat them 5-1 in the first game, and now being kicked away in the away game is still acceptable.The only thing that is not very happy is that Ronaldo failed to score in this field.He has almost collected 100 goals in the Champions League, and he is holding back on the last one. The fans watching are anxious for him.

James has accepted the status quo of Real Madrid in this world, but he sighed. "Alan, you need to grow up quickly."

"what?"

"There is no time." James said, "Don't you want to do something for Real Madrid? Cooperate with your teammates as soon as possible, and train your physical fitness early. I don't want to be a spectator in the next game."

Allen thought he was tickled, so he responded and said, "The next game?"

The next game is La Liga, the opponent is not strong, the head coach Zidane should let him out, so as not to grow mushrooms.

James also agreed, and then asked him to pay more attention to cooperating with Bell, and not to only focus on Ronaldo.

Allen argued with him, "I feel the most comfortable when I pass the ball to Cristiano. Didn't you say how comfortable the pass is on the court? My cooperation with Bell can only be said to be average."

"Bell's speed and his impact are the most suitable for you." James said, "It's not that you don't want to pass the ball to Ronaldo, but you should also consider how to pass it to Bell. Otherwise, the number of times will be too much. , everyone sees that you have the ball, so you go directly to defend Ronaldo. Doesn’t this make Ronaldo hate you? So, you have to change your taste.”

Allen seemed to understand, but he still listened.

In fact, there is another reason. James really thinks that Ronaldo... is more difficult to explain in words. Forget it, it’s hard to describe, so don’t bother thinking about it.

In the final Champions League game, Real Madrid's away draw with Warsaw Legion shocked countless people's jaws.