Sad autumn
Chapter 3
On a weekend before Labor Day, Tuchun took a day off. According to the usual practice, this day is a day for reunions with relatives in Tuqing, and this year is no exception. Jasmine drove Tuchun, Tuchun's aunt The aunts each had a car, brought their family members, and the group drove to Zhangjiagang to eat seafood.Tuqing was working overtime in a tea factory, and was researching and preparing a fruit tea with a group of foreign buyers, but he couldn't get out. When he arrived at the reserved restaurant, Tuchun found that not only Tuqing was missing from the dinner table, but also his grandmother and his little aunt's daughter, Doudou. Neither came.
The little aunt said: "Doudou happens to have a monthly exam too, hey, reviewing her homework, grandma helped Enlu burn it, and Ah Thien came out." Rice and the like didn’t come out either.)
Although it was a gathering of relatives, Tuchun saw an unfamiliar face. It was a girl, well-dressed, and she nodded and smiled from time to time when everyone was talking about the accounts.She came with Tuchun's eldest aunt, and sat next to Tuchun, and on the other side of her was her eldest aunt.
A pot of hot tea was served, and Jasmine greeted everyone to put the teacups on the turntable, and looked at Tuchun's eldest aunt with a smile: "Big sister, who are you one by one? Afu introduces you." (Big sister, who is this? ? nor does the introduction.)
The eldest aunt opened her mouth a long time ago, Jasmine finished her sentence, and she quickly continued: "My step-daughter is so kind! I've seen it before, Xiaochen Guanghaohao's gang is bright, kind and old and Bai Xiangge , Haohao, I forgot to take off my braids? I just tied two small braids, I changed my braids once I went to Laen, I pulled one, I cried, and I was knocked by my mother." ( I'm a daughter! It's not like I haven't seen it before. When I was young, Haohao, Liangliang, and her played together all the time. Haohao, have you forgotten? It's the one with two pigtails, and you keep pulling her Braid, once pulled, once she cries, once you get spanked by your mother.)
Haohao is Tuchun's nickname, and grandma named it because Tuchun and grandpa had the same birthday, and grandpa's name has the word "Hao" in it, so "Haohao" was used as a nickname.
Grandpa passed away when Tuchun was ten years old.
After the eldest aunt finished speaking, everyone laughed. Only Tuchun's cousin, Wang Qian, didn't respond. She held the baby in her arms and shook her arms. Looking at Tuchun, Wang Qi followed suit, occasionally rolling her eyes to Tuchun.When Fang Liang's lips did not move, Wang Qian raised her head and smiled at Tu Chun.Tuchun spoke Mandarin and said, "Don't talk about the scandals when I was a child. It's not because Fang Liang saw the girl cry, and he was afraid of being said that he bullied him, so he went to report to my mother right away."
Everyone was still laughing, Suzhou vernacular was heard one after another at the dinner table, and the adults were very active in recalling the past, talking about the scandals of their children's childhood with relish.Tuchun is not very loud, Fang Liang only interjects a few words occasionally, and the eldest aunt's stepdaughter is even more silent. Her surname is Gu, and her first name is Gu Yun. The eldest aunt always calls her "Yunyun" and "Yunyun". As soon as the name was mentioned, Tuchun remembered that when he used to visit his aunt's house, there was indeed a little girl with thin yellow hair and two braids who played with him and Fang Liang. In "Legend of the White Lady", Tuchun plays Fahai wearing a bed sheet, Fang Liang and Gu Yun play Xu Xian and the White Lady, Fahai and Xu Xian often fight together, leaving the White Lady aside.
Gu Yun's mother is the mahjong partner of the eldest aunt, and took her daughter to the eldest aunt's house to play mahjong every three days, and played a joke on Fang Liang and Gu Yun on the mahjong table, asking Fang Liang to ask Gu Yun to be his wife in the future. Replied, and said: "It's pretty good. Ni Liangliang stepped in the door. It's important. There are two houses on Enduo Xueshi Street and three stores on Pishi Street. Both of them collect rent. It's good to bring Xiaoning." (Then It’s fine, it doesn’t matter if we are married, you have two houses on Bachelor Street, three shops on Pishi Street, two people collect rent, and you can bring your children.)
Of course, this marriage failed to be negotiated. Fang Liang went to Sichuan for the university entrance examination. After graduation, he brought his girlfriend Wang Qian back to Suzhou and got married not long after. The boss complained a few words, saying: "Every day I make kimchi and eat spicy husk. When the door is opened, the smell is so strong that I can see the bright waves on my forehead. It is a bit of rotten acne! Eat spicy husk and eat it." Gee! So what’s the matter with you? Meng, my skin is so good.” (Every day, I make kimchi at home and eat chili peppers. When the door is opened, the smell is terrible. You can see that there are pimples on Liangliang’s forehead. Acne! She got it from eating peppers! Nothing happened to her, her skin is so good.)
Wang Qi was still coaxing the child, she couldn't understand Suzhou dialect, and Fang Liang didn't act as her interpreter for what the eldest aunt said.The eldest uncle looked at the eldest aunt and said, "Can I bring you some carrot pickles? It's really delicious." He swept away all the relatives and said, "Would you like to say that the Sichuan pickles are really delicious one by one. , it tastes refreshing, and it tastes better than Hange Korean kimchi, Korean style, it smells sour." (The carrot kimchi sent here, I think you tasted very delicious.) (Don't say it, this Sichuan The kimchi is really delicious, it tastes refreshing, better than any Korean kimchi, the Korean one has a sour smell.)
The little aunt said: "It's so cheap, how can it be sour and stinky? I bought it at the same price in my room. Does it taste good when making Korean kimchi soup? Doudou is very happy to come. Eat." (Then you bought something bad, right? Why does it have a sour smell? I have always bought it at home. It is not too delicious to make Korean kimchi soup. Doudou especially likes it.)
Jasmine asked: "What brand is it, is it available on Taobao? Send it to the group to share and share." (What brand is it on Taobao? You post it to the group to share.)
The little aunt fiddled with her mobile phone, and the eldest aunt came to see Tuchun again, and talked to him: "My group of Yunyun talked about it, and when I think about it, it seems that people have a deep impression of you." (I As soon as she talked about you with Yunyun, she remembered it. It seems that people have a deep impression of you.)
The little aunt looked at her mobile phone and said sharply, "Eunyu, little Chenguang is very good-looking. When I go to the kindergarten, my little girl will help Enyou, an old man! Of course, I am deeply impressed! I met it in a field two days ago. , and also came to ask me where I am now, and what I am busy with." (He was pretty good-looking when he was young, how many little girls in kindergarten want to play with him, of course I am very impressed! I met Tian XX two days ago So, he even came to ask me how Tuchun is doing and what I'm up to.)
When Tu Chun heard this, he drank tea with a smile and offered Gu Yun some more tea.
The eldest aunt and the younger aunt inquired: "Ah, I lived in the field next door to Aqing for a long time?" (Is it Tian who lived next to Aqing?)
Jasmine interrupted suddenly and said, "I heard that Gu Yun just changed jobs?" (I heard that Gu Yun just changed jobs? What are you doing now?)
Now the eldest aunt started to introduce Gu Yun endlessly again.
I have heard of Ang, the four major surnames in Suzhou.
What a scholarly family, a Guqin family.
What returnee with a master's degree, a senior actuary, likes outdoor sports, is a caring person, adopted two stray cats at home, recently switched from a bank to a fund company, and doubled his salary.
Jasmine said: "Returnees are definitely good at English, Ni Haohao is pretty good at English, he passed the college entrance examination, help me to watch a movie, the movie translation is very good. After a while, Jasmine leaned against the table, looked at Gu Yun and said, "The next time Ni Yilao goes to Thailand for Baixiang, please hire a local qualified tour guide. He speaks good English." Okay, Haohao’s English is pretty good. He passed the special eighth exam not long after entering the university. He went to the movies with me. He understood the translation of the movies.) (We went to Thailand together that time , the local tour guides you asked for said that he speaks good English.)
Gu Yun looked at Tuchun with a smile, and replied: "Mmm, yes, yes." (Yes.)
The little uncle laughed, and said, "Gossip one by one, and I know that Ge Dang is helping foreigners find friends." (Those who don't know this, think they are looking for a partner for foreigners.)
Jasmine stopped ringing, drank tea, ate the melon seeds on the table, and said: "The small watermelon seeds brought by Enlang last time are very delicious, I know I like to eat them..." (The small watermelon seeds he brought back last time were quite delicious. Delicious, I know I like to eat...)
Her voice was obviously quieter, drowned in other people's homely chatter. Tu Chun added tea to her cup, and the cold dishes were served. The waiter served between Gu Yun and the eldest aunt, and the two moved aside. Yun gets closer to Tuchun.Tuchun found that Gu Yun's hair was much thicker than he had imagined, but the color was still yellowish, lacking in luster, not too bright, and piled behind her head like fallen leaves.
After the dishes were served, Gu Yun sat back, Jasmine handed a jug of freshly squeezed juice to Tu Chun, and Tu Chun poured it for Gu Yun.Gu Yun was polite, Tuchun took care of her a little bit, she would say thank you, except for thank you, she and Tuchun didn't have a second word.
There is raw fugu meat in the cold dish, which was not used before. I learned the Japanese way of eating, and the presentation is high-end. There is a small light bulb hidden under the ice, and white smoke is still coming out of the ice. Each person is given a plate of soy sauce and mustard to dip it in. eat.Gu Yun ate a slice and rushed there, crying all the time, Tu Chun was holding a slice to eat, Jasmine arched him, Tu Chun shook his hand, the fish fillet fell into the soy sauce dish, Tu Chun looked at Jasmine, Jasmine looked at Gu Yun and winked at Tu Chun.Tuchun understood that today's gathering was another blind date for him. He raised his head, and his relatives took pictures, chatted and chatted, laughed sparsely, and chatted in twos and threes. Tuchun lowered his head to go to catch fish. Suddenly, dozens of eyes were focused on the top of his head.
Tu Chun handed Gu Yun a tissue.
Gu Yun said: "Thank you." Then said: "It's a little nose-bumping." (It's a little nose-bumping.)
Finally, there is a second sentence.
Tuchun said, "Have some wine."
Gu Yun said: "I'm a bit allergic to alcohol..."
Tuchun said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." (I'm sorry, I'm sorry.)
He salvaged the fish fillet that had been soaked for a long time from the sauce dish, stuffed it into his mouth, and drank white wine with the spiciness.
It was Jasmine who took the order, and she always said a few words when each dish was served, and then turned to Gu Yun to ask her to pick it first, or hinted or expressed that Tuchun helped Gu Yun pick the food.Tuchun asked the waiter for serving chopsticks, Jasmine rolled her eyelids and made a fuss: "Oh, why are you so particular about time?" (Oh, when did you get so particular?)
Tuchun said: "Gemening clips are transferred from abroad, and foreign chopsticks are used." (The people who come back from abroad use public chopsticks.)
Gu Yun was dealing with a saury. The saury has many spines. She licked it for a while and licked out a few fish bones, and said softly: "I'll do it myself, everyone eat, eat." (I'll do it myself, everyone eat Ah, eat.)
She turned the plate, and the newly served steamed shad just stopped in front of Fang Liang. Fang Liang lowered his head to eat the crispy fried small fish, but Wang Qi who was beside him stretched out his chopsticks and picked them up. Yurou coaxed the child in his arms: "Wait a minute, mom will pick out the thorn for you."
Gu Yun quickly retracted her hand, rubbed her fingers, pulled her hair, put down her chopsticks, and drank her drink.
The eldest aunt also stopped her chopsticks, looked sideways at Wang Qi and the child, and muttered, "It's really troublesome to bring Xiaoning, but luckily En Duo is willing to take it by himself, and asked me to take it, I can't stand it." ( It's really annoying to take care of children, but fortunately they are willing to take care of themselves, let me take care of them, I will definitely not be able to bear it.)
Fang Liang picked up chopsticks of water celery for the eldest aunt, and said in Mandarin: "Braised puffer fish in soy sauce, tell them to take it down and put some broccoli in it."
The eldest aunt was still looking at her grandson, and stretched out an arm suddenly: "Look! The saliva is leaking out! Wipe it! What a guy! Oh!" (Look! The saliva is leaking out! Wipe it off, really.)
Before Wang Qi could make a move, the aunt grabbed a tissue and pressed it to the child's face. There was Fang Liang between her and the child. The attack was not serious. The child immediately cried. Wang Qian glanced at Fang Liang, and Fang Liang was busy. He picked up the child and said, "Are you bored? Daddy will take you out for a walk, let's go, let's let mom eat something, okay?"
The child was crying so loudly that Dou Da's tears were streaming down his face. When Fang Liang walked to the door, the eldest aunt warned again: "Beware of the wind blowing! What a bastard, why is it so hot? Oh, no, no, Daning!" Well, it’s okay, a little story..." (Be careful of the wind! Really, it’s not too hot to wear so little, adults forget it, it’s a child...)
Fang Liangliang nodded, went out without making a sound.The eldest uncle looked around the dining table and said, "Let's order cauliflower, what dish do you want to add?" (Let's order cauliflower, do you want to add something?)
The little uncle watched Fang Liang take the child out, lit a cigarette, and smiled flatteringly at everyone: "Little Nan is very happy, I will eat a cigarette." (The child is gone, so I will smoke a cigarette.)
Tuchun went to call the waiter, and turned on the exhaust fan in the private room by the way, and the little aunt began to complain: "It will be so loud to eat outside, the exhaust fan is so noisy." (What will happen if you go outside to smoke? Exhaust Fan noise is dead.)
The eldest aunt said: "You should quit tsk." (I thought you quit.)
The little uncle was still smiling, lit a cigarette, ate it, and gave the eldest uncle two cigarettes, and the eldest uncle also lit a cigarette.Tuchun smelled the smoke, and his thoughts came up. He didn't eat in the private room, but went to eat at the entrance of the hotel.
At this time, Fang Liang had already strolled across the road with the child in his arms. He looked at the coin-operated electric horse outside Ke'er for a while, and looked at the tree for a while.Tuchun waved and greeted them.Fang Liang saw it and walked back.
"Uncle Haohao, one by one, do you recognize him? I met you last month, Uncle Haohao." Fang Liang teased the child and talked in a childish voice. The child seemed shy and lay on him On the back, facing Tuchun. (This is your Uncle Haohao, remember? I met Uncle Haohao last month.)
Tuchun said: "The last time I saw Ge Chenguang, I was stunned and grew up. Little Ningzi is growing fast." (The last time I saw it, she was not so old. Children grow fast.)
Fang Liangliang nodded and asked Tuchun: "Where is the latest?" (How is it recently?)
Tuchun pointed at the restaurant: "Dangba came to eat, but Fu knew it was a blind date again." (I thought I came to eat, but who knew it was a blind date again.)
Fang Liang smiled: "At the previous stage, I heard that you were on TV." (A while ago, I heard that you were on TV.)
"Do you want to say tut, do you want to say tut." Tuchun shook his head frequently, paused, and then said, "I'm going to hiss, probably patting Jasmine's tut." (Don't say it, don't say it.) (I am Not listed, it is estimated that Jasmine was photographed.)
Fang Liang laughed even more exaggeratedly, and began to sigh after laughing: "What's your mother anxious about?" (Tell me, what is your mother anxious about?)
"Hey Xiao Ning, why don't you raise it? Of course the eldest sister is in a hurry." (Your baby is already born, so the eldest aunt is of course in no hurry.)
Fang Liang straightened his face and said: "Do you want to talk about it? I have been married for four years, and I have three phone calls a day in the early morning, middle wave, and night. Live a two-person world, live more on your own, isn’t it good? What’s so good about being tripped by Xiao Ning? You know, I’m so annoyed when I see Enlang on the phone.” (Don’t say it, I’m getting married For four years, she called three times a day in the morning, at noon, and at night. I said, she is still young, going to work, on vacation, and living a two-person world. Isn’t it good to have more of your own life? What's the good of being tied down? You don't know, I'm so annoyed when I see her phone.)
"Why are you so annoying now?" (There is nothing annoying now.)
"Ni Niang is so annoying, it's Xiaoning's turn to be annoying." Liangliang pondered for a while, then changed his words, "Ah, yes, it's the morning wave, the middle wave, and I call every day at night." (Now I am Mom is not annoying anymore, it’s the child’s turn to be annoying.) (No, I still call every morning, noon and night to ask questions.)
"Ask something?" (Ask what?)
"Eat it, eat something, post a photo to see, if you post it, post it to Moments immediately." (Did you eat, what did you eat, post a photo to see, post it immediately Send to circle of friends.)
Tuchun laughed and shook his head.Fang Liang said helplessly: "Whether you want to laugh or not, I will know when the time comes. The blind date is quite comfortable." (Don't laugh, you will know when the time comes, the blind date is quite comfortable.)
Tuchun asked Fang Liang: "Geez, Gu Yun, you still feel angry when you help En En?"
Fang Liang stroked the child's back, bouncing his arms up and down, and said, "Help Mama Nim, help me... I've seen you before." Time has passed.)
Speaking of Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, Tuchun turned his head and saw Gu Yun coming out.Gu Yun said: "Mother En Duomu called me to see what you are doing." (Your mother asked me to see what you are doing.)
Fang Liang made a joke: "What mother? It's still mine?" (Which mother, his or mine?)
Gu Yun smiled and was about to answer, when Wang Qian suddenly ran out behind her, waved at Fang Liang, squeezed away from Gu Yun, pulled Fang Liang away, and said, "Go in, it's getting windy. "
Gu Yun retreated to the side, but there was no sound.Tuchun touched his arm, the weather was hot and there was no wind.Fang Liang still complied, and went back in with the child and Wang Qian in his arms.Gu Yun still stayed where he was. Seeing this, Tuchun took care of him: "Let's just say I'm smoking outside and it's a bit windy. Come in."
Gu Yun looked up at him, his eyes rolled, but he still didn't move, one hand stroked the other arm back and forth, and said, "I'll go and tell my stepmother." (I'll go and talk to my godmother. )
Tu Chun didn't understand, she looked at Gu Yun all the time, Gu Yun said: "Hey...ah, I really want to go on a blind date..." (You... don't you really want to go on a blind date...)
Tuchun didn't expect her to be so direct and speechless.Gu Yun continued: "Ah, do you want to waste everyone's time, tsk, are you embarrassed to talk about it, I will talk about it, I am happy to eat cigarettes..." (Then don't waste everyone's time, You are embarrassed to say it, let me say it, I don’t like men smoking...)
Tuchun hurriedly extinguished the cigarette.Gu Yun said: "Ni is ready to eat, it doesn't matter, Ni eat." (You can smoke, it doesn't matter, you can smoke.)
Tuchun said: "Pinch it, pinch it off, don't eat it." (It's all gone, let's stop smoking.)
Gu Yun's hands were clasped together, and soon separated again.She raised her head slightly, looked at Tuchun, and said softly, "Blind date? I'm here to look for other qualifications. I'm here to find someone I like. It's so embarrassing that we can grow old together and take care of each other." (Blind date itself is not to find anything else, but to find someone you like and get along with, and take care of each other.)
Tuchun couldn't help staring at her, and asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend?" After he said that, he realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, so sorry, go in, go in." Friends?) (Sorry, sorry, go in, go in.)
Gu Yun still looked quiet and dignified, not angry, followed him, and went back to the private room. There were people talking Zhangjiagang dialect everywhere on the road, and they couldn't understand it, but it was very noisy. In this noise, Gu Yun said: "Don't be embarrassed, why don't I ask you a question?" (No need to be embarrassed, can I ask you a question?)
Tuchun nodded.Gu Yun said: "I heard from my stepmother, you have a happy personality?" (I heard from my godmother, do you have someone you have always liked?)
Tuchun was stunned, and looked back at her.
He seemed to hear Di Qiu's laughter in the indecipherable dialect, and he searched behind Gu Yun.
"What's surnamed Tian...he's married..."
Tuchun came to his senses, slapped his forehead, and hurriedly denied: "Fresh, the real guy, the real guy..." (No, really, really...) He stopped in a hurry, and adjusted Turn your head and go out: "Ah, do you want some cold drinks? I invite you to have a cold drink. Yes, you can." (Would you like ice cream? I'll treat you to ice cream. Yes, you can.)
Gu Yun still followed him, and Tuchun explained along the way: "The eldest sister said that Ge Ge was personally next door to me a long time ago, and once I was old and white, how could I be so happy when I was treated like an embarrassment? Guy." (The person my aunt mentioned was my former neighbor and we played with all the time, how could they think that I like her, really.)
"Gemo Mengbai Huanxi Geren A Yizai?" (Then you don't have anyone you like right now?)
Walking into the convenience store, Tuchun bought two cute sticks, and sat in the store with Gu Yun to eat.What Gu Yun ate was strawberry flavored. When she ate the ice cream, she licked it with her tongue and ate it in small bites. Most people are like this.
But Di Qiu is different.
When Di Qiu eats ice cream, he bites it with his mouth open, like a tiger pouncing on his food. He never knows how to taste it with his tongue, and always eats it all over his hands and face.
Tuchun took a bite of the dough of the cone, lowered his eyes, and said, "I've been friends for a long time, so I'll contact you for a while. I'll go to Enduo's house to find Enduo. I'm looking for it. In the house It is said that En Duo Afu knew that En Duo went to Rata Tut, and later on, En Duo’s house moved to Tu Tut.” (I used to have a friend, but for a while, I couldn’t get in touch, so I went to this friend’s house I found it, but I couldn’t find it, and the family of this friend didn’t know where this friend had gone. Later, they all moved away.)
Gu Yun listened quietly, and she also lowered her eyes, lowered her head and tore the packaging of the cone, and said calmly: "I don't want to come here, but it's okay if I meet you. If you meet me, it's nothing. Let's see if you meet me. It’s nothing to see it? It’s still good, it’s good to look for it, and it must be a good thing to find it.” (I didn’t want to come, it’s okay if I don’t meet, but it’s nothing if I meet it. Yes, look, what is it if you see it? It’s better if you can’t find it, and it’s not necessarily a good thing if you find it.)
Neither of them was looking at each other.When Gu Yun spoke, Tu Chun couldn't hear her very clearly. Her voice was distant and indistinct, and it was reduced to the background of the sound of him biting a cone and the sound of his heartbeat.After the background sound stopped, Tuchun looked out the window, but there was still no wind, the trees did not move, the leaves did not move, and the sparrows on the ground jumped around.
Tuchun asked Gu Yun: "Ah, do you want to go back together?" (Do you want to go back together?)
Gu Yun was surprised: "Yizai?" (Now?)
Tuchun ate the chocolate at the end of the cone in one gulp, and went back to the hotel with Gu Yun. After entering the private room, he asked Jasmine for the car key, saying that he wanted to go for a drive with Gu Yun.Jasmine was so happy that she gave Tuchun the car keys and stuffed a handful of banknotes and a bank card, and said, "It's great for me to ride in the car of my sister, let's go, En Duo, let's go! A wallet Oh, tell me, take some copper coins and take them, and use them on the road.” (I’m ready to take my aunt’s car, let’s go! You don’t even have your wallet with you, so you can use this money on the road.)
After leaving the private room, Tuchun grabbed the handful of banknotes, looked at Gu Yun and said, "I told you to pour the wallet." (I didn't bring my wallet.)
Gu Yun chirped and said, "Mother Enduomu is very good at Bai Xiangge." (Your mother is quite funny.)
Tuchun sighed: "I want to save face."
"Thiae Nagge." (It's all like this.)
After getting in the car, Tuchun stopped listening to Jasmine's records this time, and listened to the radio instead.Gu Yun chatted with him, and the atmosphere was much more relaxed than at the dinner table. She asked him, "How much do you want to say?" (How many times have you kissed?)
Tuchun said: "Fingers plus toes are worth it." He also said, "What about a blind date? There is no such thing as a blind date." (There are all kinds of people on a blind date.)
Gu Yun nodded agreeingly: "I just want to see what kind of people are out there, who are good people..." (I just want to see what kind of people are out there, how good they are...)
Tuchun said: "Ning Hao, I'm sure I'll be happy."
Gu Yun bowed her head and smiled: "I'm telling you, you are a real guy, there is nothing you can do about it." (That is to say, really, there is no way at all.)
She lowered the window, and when the car was driving on the road, she could feel the wind, soft and soft, blowing in like a silk scarf, plucking people's hair and skin.
Gu Yun said: "The more I look, the more I know what kind of person I want to find." (The more I look, the more I know what kind of person I want to find.)
"Ah yes?" (Really?)
Gu Yun smiled: "Is that so?" (Isn't it?)
She asked Tuchun: "Jin Yong has a novel, I don't know if you have read it."
Tu Chun said: "Ah, you are talking about "White Horse Roaring in the West Wind"?"
The two of them stopped ringing. There were five or six sad songs in a row on the radio. Tuchun couldn't stand it. He changed the station and would rather listen to anti-baldness advertisements.
Gu Yun asked Tu Chun: "I'm going to Guangfu Temple next week, and I'm getting old?" (I'm going to Guangfu Temple next week, do you want to come together?)
"Do you want to eat vegetarian food?"
"Go and stay for two nights." (Go and live for two days.)
Tuchun agreed.
The next morning, Tuchun poured and drank water in the kitchen. Jasmine cooked rice and fried poached eggs. For breakfast for two, she set up a large table. Sesame oil fermented bean curd, pickled cucumbers, and shredded bamboo shoots in red oil were placed on small colorful plates. , preserved egg mixed with soy sauce sesame oil, shrimp roe and squid.
Tuchun said, "Eat Feteg, Tutt." (I can't eat it, it's too much.)
Jasmine said: "The two families will eat it, and the next time you will eat it, you will eat it." (Two people can't eat it, but in the future, if there are more people, they can eat it.)
Tuchun fled to the living room.Jasmine came out, handed him a bowl of rice, and asked him, "Where did you go last night? You came here very late?" (How was last night? You came back very late?)
Tuchun pounded the chopsticks in the rice milk, and said, "Walk around casually and send her back, maybe seven or eight o'clock."
"Huh? Turn around and let me take a look at Ge Chenguang. It's past eleven o'clock?" (Ah? I looked at it when you came back. It's past eleven o'clock.)
Tuchun hurriedly stuffed a poached egg into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Go ride a bicycle." (Go and ride a bicycle.)
Jasmine's face instantly elongated: "I'm going to ride a bicycle anyway..." (Why did I go to ride a bicycle again...)
Tuchun quickly picked up half a bowl of rice, grabbed the key and was about to leave. Jasmine handed him a tissue: "Wipe your mouth!"
Tuchun said casually, and said, "Go to Guangfu for two nights next week."
"Help Gu Yun?" (And that Gu Yun?)
Tuchun nodded, Jasmine immediately couldn't close her mouth with laughter, and Tuchun took the opportunity to run away.
Maybe it was because he didn't have enough breakfast. On the way to the Heshan Bridge, Tuchun climbed halfway and his thigh cramped, so he had to get off and push the cart. When he arrived at the police station, he sat on a chair and rested for a long time before he recovered.When Maotou and Dongdong saw him, they made fun of him. Maotou grabbed the thermos cup, drank tea, and said, "Ni Street has the most prosperous peach blossom luck." (The most prosperous peach blossom luck in our street is here.)
Tuchun washed the rag, wiped the table, wiped the chair, gesticulating and laughing dryly.Dongdong poured water to water the flowers, and jokingly said: "Xiaotu, tell me a little bitch, next time I'm going to taste the taste, come over for supper, please, smell it, bring me salt and pepper lobster on Friday, I can still smell it.” (Xiaotu, tell that little girl, don’t bring such a strong smelling supper next time, please smell it, the salt and pepper lobster brought over on Friday still smells Get the taste.)
Maotou took advantage of the situation and asked: "Ah, come on Friday too? I come here every day to report on the crookedness, and the living room in the living room of Niguo Enduo's house downstairs is crooked, and I come here every day for supper." (Is it Friday again? Come to report every day, our downstairs seems to have become the living room of her house, come here every day for supper.)
Tuchun kept quiet, washed the rag, dried it out, took the broom and swept the floor, diligently.
Dongdong said again: "I don't want to talk about it, but I feel a little worried about it last time." (Don't say it, it's a bit sad like last time.)
Maotou nodded: "Yes."
Tuchun was puzzled, and asked, "What kind of worry?" (What worry?)
Dongdong said: "Hey! It's Sanyuan from last time!" (It's the one from Sanyuan last time.)
"How many days have passed, why are you here to remember your kindness?" Tuchun said.Dongdong wanted to talk about something more, when the bony group came in and passed by them, flicking their ponytails, Dongdong followed, took a pack of snacks from the drawer for the buffy group, and said, "Mistress Ni is just going to The Japanese white man is here, bring me some chocolate, I eat it, it’s delicious, do you want to try it?” (How long has it been, are you still thinking about him?) (My aunt came back from a trip to Japan, Brought me some chocolate, I ate it and it was delicious, would you like to try it?)
Piaozituan blinked and asked, "Have you eaten both Maotou and Xiaotu?"
Maotou sipped his tea, and exchanged eyes with Tuchun. Tuchun smiled, nodded, and turned around to continue sweeping the floor.
At the hour, Gu Xiaohao came up, Mao Tou immediately washed a teacup, grabbed the tea leaves to fetch hot water, Gu Xiaohao stood in front of the table and took out his mobile phone, cigarettes, and lighter from his satchel.Maotou brought over his hot tea before he was about to light a cigarette, when a female voice suddenly shouted from downstairs outside: "Tu Chun! Tu Chun!!"
Tu Chun was startled, looked at Gu Xiaohao, didn't dare to move, the person who called him shouted louder, Tu Chun heard it, coincidentally, it was Li Lanxiu again.
Gu Xiaohao glanced out, raised half of his eyebrows, lit a cigarette, raised his hand and asked Tuchun: "Calling, talking, let's go and see?" (Calling you, why don't you go and see?)
Dongdong said: "It's probably looking for a dog again!" (It's probably looking for a dog again!)
Tuchun shook his body and ran downstairs following the laughter of the crowd.
This time Li Lanxiu was wearing short-sleeved hot pants and the same pair of plastic slippers, her hair was messed up, her arms and clothes were completely drained, but there was a pungent smell of alcohol all over her body.Tuchun sighed: "Why do you drink in broad daylight?"
Li Lanxiu sniffed eastward and westward, and said, "I ate three cups of chicken in the morning."
Tuchun laughed, looked behind him, and took Li Lanxiu to talk under a tree shade.Li Lanxiu came to him to see an art exhibition together on Friday, a solo exhibition held by her old classmate from the Academy of Fine Arts, and it was located in an old house on Pingjiang Road.
Tuchun said, "Go to Guangfu early in the morning on Saturday, and don't stay too late on Friday."
Li Lanxiu said: "You auxiliary police officers are so relaxed? Why do I feel that you are on vacation every day and play outside? The last time you went to Zhangjiagang?"
Tuchun asked her: "Your ex-boyfriend is going?"
Li Lanxiu got angry, hit him, bit her lips, and said angrily: "Yes, yes, I'm annoying you to death!"
Tuchun was amused by her, Li Lanxiu was even more angry, gouged out Tuchun several times, and did not speak.Tuchun asked again: "Then should I wear height-enhancing shoes to increase my height from [-] to [-]?"
Li Lanxiu put her hands on her hips and said, "Forget about increasing your height to become the Pearl of the Orient!" After a while, her mood calmed down, and she persuaded her kindly: "Aren't you looking for a partner? Free love is definitely more reliable than trust, you say yes, go Take a look at the art exhibition, maybe there will be someone who looks right? Are you going or not?"
Tuchun turned around and looked at the second floor of the police station, agreed lightly and urged Li Lanxiu to leave.Li Lanxiu took two steps and shouted at him, "Remember to dress up!"
Tuchun signaled her to leave quickly, Li Lanxiu was amused, jumped up, made a face at him, and ran into the bushes like a bunny, and disappeared.
The two met on Friday. Tuchun was frightened by Li Lanxiu. I don't know who she consulted. She changed her life, permed her head, put on red lipstick, wore a slim black dress, and squeezed out breasts , sticking out her buttocks, stepping on the sky high, can be described as armed from the beginning to the end
The little aunt said: "Doudou happens to have a monthly exam too, hey, reviewing her homework, grandma helped Enlu burn it, and Ah Thien came out." Rice and the like didn’t come out either.)
Although it was a gathering of relatives, Tuchun saw an unfamiliar face. It was a girl, well-dressed, and she nodded and smiled from time to time when everyone was talking about the accounts.She came with Tuchun's eldest aunt, and sat next to Tuchun, and on the other side of her was her eldest aunt.
A pot of hot tea was served, and Jasmine greeted everyone to put the teacups on the turntable, and looked at Tuchun's eldest aunt with a smile: "Big sister, who are you one by one? Afu introduces you." (Big sister, who is this? ? nor does the introduction.)
The eldest aunt opened her mouth a long time ago, Jasmine finished her sentence, and she quickly continued: "My step-daughter is so kind! I've seen it before, Xiaochen Guanghaohao's gang is bright, kind and old and Bai Xiangge , Haohao, I forgot to take off my braids? I just tied two small braids, I changed my braids once I went to Laen, I pulled one, I cried, and I was knocked by my mother." ( I'm a daughter! It's not like I haven't seen it before. When I was young, Haohao, Liangliang, and her played together all the time. Haohao, have you forgotten? It's the one with two pigtails, and you keep pulling her Braid, once pulled, once she cries, once you get spanked by your mother.)
Haohao is Tuchun's nickname, and grandma named it because Tuchun and grandpa had the same birthday, and grandpa's name has the word "Hao" in it, so "Haohao" was used as a nickname.
Grandpa passed away when Tuchun was ten years old.
After the eldest aunt finished speaking, everyone laughed. Only Tuchun's cousin, Wang Qian, didn't respond. She held the baby in her arms and shook her arms. Looking at Tuchun, Wang Qi followed suit, occasionally rolling her eyes to Tuchun.When Fang Liang's lips did not move, Wang Qian raised her head and smiled at Tu Chun.Tuchun spoke Mandarin and said, "Don't talk about the scandals when I was a child. It's not because Fang Liang saw the girl cry, and he was afraid of being said that he bullied him, so he went to report to my mother right away."
Everyone was still laughing, Suzhou vernacular was heard one after another at the dinner table, and the adults were very active in recalling the past, talking about the scandals of their children's childhood with relish.Tuchun is not very loud, Fang Liang only interjects a few words occasionally, and the eldest aunt's stepdaughter is even more silent. Her surname is Gu, and her first name is Gu Yun. The eldest aunt always calls her "Yunyun" and "Yunyun". As soon as the name was mentioned, Tuchun remembered that when he used to visit his aunt's house, there was indeed a little girl with thin yellow hair and two braids who played with him and Fang Liang. In "Legend of the White Lady", Tuchun plays Fahai wearing a bed sheet, Fang Liang and Gu Yun play Xu Xian and the White Lady, Fahai and Xu Xian often fight together, leaving the White Lady aside.
Gu Yun's mother is the mahjong partner of the eldest aunt, and took her daughter to the eldest aunt's house to play mahjong every three days, and played a joke on Fang Liang and Gu Yun on the mahjong table, asking Fang Liang to ask Gu Yun to be his wife in the future. Replied, and said: "It's pretty good. Ni Liangliang stepped in the door. It's important. There are two houses on Enduo Xueshi Street and three stores on Pishi Street. Both of them collect rent. It's good to bring Xiaoning." (Then It’s fine, it doesn’t matter if we are married, you have two houses on Bachelor Street, three shops on Pishi Street, two people collect rent, and you can bring your children.)
Of course, this marriage failed to be negotiated. Fang Liang went to Sichuan for the university entrance examination. After graduation, he brought his girlfriend Wang Qian back to Suzhou and got married not long after. The boss complained a few words, saying: "Every day I make kimchi and eat spicy husk. When the door is opened, the smell is so strong that I can see the bright waves on my forehead. It is a bit of rotten acne! Eat spicy husk and eat it." Gee! So what’s the matter with you? Meng, my skin is so good.” (Every day, I make kimchi at home and eat chili peppers. When the door is opened, the smell is terrible. You can see that there are pimples on Liangliang’s forehead. Acne! She got it from eating peppers! Nothing happened to her, her skin is so good.)
Wang Qi was still coaxing the child, she couldn't understand Suzhou dialect, and Fang Liang didn't act as her interpreter for what the eldest aunt said.The eldest uncle looked at the eldest aunt and said, "Can I bring you some carrot pickles? It's really delicious." He swept away all the relatives and said, "Would you like to say that the Sichuan pickles are really delicious one by one. , it tastes refreshing, and it tastes better than Hange Korean kimchi, Korean style, it smells sour." (The carrot kimchi sent here, I think you tasted very delicious.) (Don't say it, this Sichuan The kimchi is really delicious, it tastes refreshing, better than any Korean kimchi, the Korean one has a sour smell.)
The little aunt said: "It's so cheap, how can it be sour and stinky? I bought it at the same price in my room. Does it taste good when making Korean kimchi soup? Doudou is very happy to come. Eat." (Then you bought something bad, right? Why does it have a sour smell? I have always bought it at home. It is not too delicious to make Korean kimchi soup. Doudou especially likes it.)
Jasmine asked: "What brand is it, is it available on Taobao? Send it to the group to share and share." (What brand is it on Taobao? You post it to the group to share.)
The little aunt fiddled with her mobile phone, and the eldest aunt came to see Tuchun again, and talked to him: "My group of Yunyun talked about it, and when I think about it, it seems that people have a deep impression of you." (I As soon as she talked about you with Yunyun, she remembered it. It seems that people have a deep impression of you.)
The little aunt looked at her mobile phone and said sharply, "Eunyu, little Chenguang is very good-looking. When I go to the kindergarten, my little girl will help Enyou, an old man! Of course, I am deeply impressed! I met it in a field two days ago. , and also came to ask me where I am now, and what I am busy with." (He was pretty good-looking when he was young, how many little girls in kindergarten want to play with him, of course I am very impressed! I met Tian XX two days ago So, he even came to ask me how Tuchun is doing and what I'm up to.)
When Tu Chun heard this, he drank tea with a smile and offered Gu Yun some more tea.
The eldest aunt and the younger aunt inquired: "Ah, I lived in the field next door to Aqing for a long time?" (Is it Tian who lived next to Aqing?)
Jasmine interrupted suddenly and said, "I heard that Gu Yun just changed jobs?" (I heard that Gu Yun just changed jobs? What are you doing now?)
Now the eldest aunt started to introduce Gu Yun endlessly again.
I have heard of Ang, the four major surnames in Suzhou.
What a scholarly family, a Guqin family.
What returnee with a master's degree, a senior actuary, likes outdoor sports, is a caring person, adopted two stray cats at home, recently switched from a bank to a fund company, and doubled his salary.
Jasmine said: "Returnees are definitely good at English, Ni Haohao is pretty good at English, he passed the college entrance examination, help me to watch a movie, the movie translation is very good. After a while, Jasmine leaned against the table, looked at Gu Yun and said, "The next time Ni Yilao goes to Thailand for Baixiang, please hire a local qualified tour guide. He speaks good English." Okay, Haohao’s English is pretty good. He passed the special eighth exam not long after entering the university. He went to the movies with me. He understood the translation of the movies.) (We went to Thailand together that time , the local tour guides you asked for said that he speaks good English.)
Gu Yun looked at Tuchun with a smile, and replied: "Mmm, yes, yes." (Yes.)
The little uncle laughed, and said, "Gossip one by one, and I know that Ge Dang is helping foreigners find friends." (Those who don't know this, think they are looking for a partner for foreigners.)
Jasmine stopped ringing, drank tea, ate the melon seeds on the table, and said: "The small watermelon seeds brought by Enlang last time are very delicious, I know I like to eat them..." (The small watermelon seeds he brought back last time were quite delicious. Delicious, I know I like to eat...)
Her voice was obviously quieter, drowned in other people's homely chatter. Tu Chun added tea to her cup, and the cold dishes were served. The waiter served between Gu Yun and the eldest aunt, and the two moved aside. Yun gets closer to Tuchun.Tuchun found that Gu Yun's hair was much thicker than he had imagined, but the color was still yellowish, lacking in luster, not too bright, and piled behind her head like fallen leaves.
After the dishes were served, Gu Yun sat back, Jasmine handed a jug of freshly squeezed juice to Tu Chun, and Tu Chun poured it for Gu Yun.Gu Yun was polite, Tuchun took care of her a little bit, she would say thank you, except for thank you, she and Tuchun didn't have a second word.
There is raw fugu meat in the cold dish, which was not used before. I learned the Japanese way of eating, and the presentation is high-end. There is a small light bulb hidden under the ice, and white smoke is still coming out of the ice. Each person is given a plate of soy sauce and mustard to dip it in. eat.Gu Yun ate a slice and rushed there, crying all the time, Tu Chun was holding a slice to eat, Jasmine arched him, Tu Chun shook his hand, the fish fillet fell into the soy sauce dish, Tu Chun looked at Jasmine, Jasmine looked at Gu Yun and winked at Tu Chun.Tuchun understood that today's gathering was another blind date for him. He raised his head, and his relatives took pictures, chatted and chatted, laughed sparsely, and chatted in twos and threes. Tuchun lowered his head to go to catch fish. Suddenly, dozens of eyes were focused on the top of his head.
Tu Chun handed Gu Yun a tissue.
Gu Yun said: "Thank you." Then said: "It's a little nose-bumping." (It's a little nose-bumping.)
Finally, there is a second sentence.
Tuchun said, "Have some wine."
Gu Yun said: "I'm a bit allergic to alcohol..."
Tuchun said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." (I'm sorry, I'm sorry.)
He salvaged the fish fillet that had been soaked for a long time from the sauce dish, stuffed it into his mouth, and drank white wine with the spiciness.
It was Jasmine who took the order, and she always said a few words when each dish was served, and then turned to Gu Yun to ask her to pick it first, or hinted or expressed that Tuchun helped Gu Yun pick the food.Tuchun asked the waiter for serving chopsticks, Jasmine rolled her eyelids and made a fuss: "Oh, why are you so particular about time?" (Oh, when did you get so particular?)
Tuchun said: "Gemening clips are transferred from abroad, and foreign chopsticks are used." (The people who come back from abroad use public chopsticks.)
Gu Yun was dealing with a saury. The saury has many spines. She licked it for a while and licked out a few fish bones, and said softly: "I'll do it myself, everyone eat, eat." (I'll do it myself, everyone eat Ah, eat.)
She turned the plate, and the newly served steamed shad just stopped in front of Fang Liang. Fang Liang lowered his head to eat the crispy fried small fish, but Wang Qi who was beside him stretched out his chopsticks and picked them up. Yurou coaxed the child in his arms: "Wait a minute, mom will pick out the thorn for you."
Gu Yun quickly retracted her hand, rubbed her fingers, pulled her hair, put down her chopsticks, and drank her drink.
The eldest aunt also stopped her chopsticks, looked sideways at Wang Qi and the child, and muttered, "It's really troublesome to bring Xiaoning, but luckily En Duo is willing to take it by himself, and asked me to take it, I can't stand it." ( It's really annoying to take care of children, but fortunately they are willing to take care of themselves, let me take care of them, I will definitely not be able to bear it.)
Fang Liang picked up chopsticks of water celery for the eldest aunt, and said in Mandarin: "Braised puffer fish in soy sauce, tell them to take it down and put some broccoli in it."
The eldest aunt was still looking at her grandson, and stretched out an arm suddenly: "Look! The saliva is leaking out! Wipe it! What a guy! Oh!" (Look! The saliva is leaking out! Wipe it off, really.)
Before Wang Qi could make a move, the aunt grabbed a tissue and pressed it to the child's face. There was Fang Liang between her and the child. The attack was not serious. The child immediately cried. Wang Qian glanced at Fang Liang, and Fang Liang was busy. He picked up the child and said, "Are you bored? Daddy will take you out for a walk, let's go, let's let mom eat something, okay?"
The child was crying so loudly that Dou Da's tears were streaming down his face. When Fang Liang walked to the door, the eldest aunt warned again: "Beware of the wind blowing! What a bastard, why is it so hot? Oh, no, no, Daning!" Well, it’s okay, a little story..." (Be careful of the wind! Really, it’s not too hot to wear so little, adults forget it, it’s a child...)
Fang Liangliang nodded, went out without making a sound.The eldest uncle looked around the dining table and said, "Let's order cauliflower, what dish do you want to add?" (Let's order cauliflower, do you want to add something?)
The little uncle watched Fang Liang take the child out, lit a cigarette, and smiled flatteringly at everyone: "Little Nan is very happy, I will eat a cigarette." (The child is gone, so I will smoke a cigarette.)
Tuchun went to call the waiter, and turned on the exhaust fan in the private room by the way, and the little aunt began to complain: "It will be so loud to eat outside, the exhaust fan is so noisy." (What will happen if you go outside to smoke? Exhaust Fan noise is dead.)
The eldest aunt said: "You should quit tsk." (I thought you quit.)
The little uncle was still smiling, lit a cigarette, ate it, and gave the eldest uncle two cigarettes, and the eldest uncle also lit a cigarette.Tuchun smelled the smoke, and his thoughts came up. He didn't eat in the private room, but went to eat at the entrance of the hotel.
At this time, Fang Liang had already strolled across the road with the child in his arms. He looked at the coin-operated electric horse outside Ke'er for a while, and looked at the tree for a while.Tuchun waved and greeted them.Fang Liang saw it and walked back.
"Uncle Haohao, one by one, do you recognize him? I met you last month, Uncle Haohao." Fang Liang teased the child and talked in a childish voice. The child seemed shy and lay on him On the back, facing Tuchun. (This is your Uncle Haohao, remember? I met Uncle Haohao last month.)
Tuchun said: "The last time I saw Ge Chenguang, I was stunned and grew up. Little Ningzi is growing fast." (The last time I saw it, she was not so old. Children grow fast.)
Fang Liangliang nodded and asked Tuchun: "Where is the latest?" (How is it recently?)
Tuchun pointed at the restaurant: "Dangba came to eat, but Fu knew it was a blind date again." (I thought I came to eat, but who knew it was a blind date again.)
Fang Liang smiled: "At the previous stage, I heard that you were on TV." (A while ago, I heard that you were on TV.)
"Do you want to say tut, do you want to say tut." Tuchun shook his head frequently, paused, and then said, "I'm going to hiss, probably patting Jasmine's tut." (Don't say it, don't say it.) (I am Not listed, it is estimated that Jasmine was photographed.)
Fang Liang laughed even more exaggeratedly, and began to sigh after laughing: "What's your mother anxious about?" (Tell me, what is your mother anxious about?)
"Hey Xiao Ning, why don't you raise it? Of course the eldest sister is in a hurry." (Your baby is already born, so the eldest aunt is of course in no hurry.)
Fang Liang straightened his face and said: "Do you want to talk about it? I have been married for four years, and I have three phone calls a day in the early morning, middle wave, and night. Live a two-person world, live more on your own, isn’t it good? What’s so good about being tripped by Xiao Ning? You know, I’m so annoyed when I see Enlang on the phone.” (Don’t say it, I’m getting married For four years, she called three times a day in the morning, at noon, and at night. I said, she is still young, going to work, on vacation, and living a two-person world. Isn’t it good to have more of your own life? What's the good of being tied down? You don't know, I'm so annoyed when I see her phone.)
"Why are you so annoying now?" (There is nothing annoying now.)
"Ni Niang is so annoying, it's Xiaoning's turn to be annoying." Liangliang pondered for a while, then changed his words, "Ah, yes, it's the morning wave, the middle wave, and I call every day at night." (Now I am Mom is not annoying anymore, it’s the child’s turn to be annoying.) (No, I still call every morning, noon and night to ask questions.)
"Ask something?" (Ask what?)
"Eat it, eat something, post a photo to see, if you post it, post it to Moments immediately." (Did you eat, what did you eat, post a photo to see, post it immediately Send to circle of friends.)
Tuchun laughed and shook his head.Fang Liang said helplessly: "Whether you want to laugh or not, I will know when the time comes. The blind date is quite comfortable." (Don't laugh, you will know when the time comes, the blind date is quite comfortable.)
Tuchun asked Fang Liang: "Geez, Gu Yun, you still feel angry when you help En En?"
Fang Liang stroked the child's back, bouncing his arms up and down, and said, "Help Mama Nim, help me... I've seen you before." Time has passed.)
Speaking of Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, Tuchun turned his head and saw Gu Yun coming out.Gu Yun said: "Mother En Duomu called me to see what you are doing." (Your mother asked me to see what you are doing.)
Fang Liang made a joke: "What mother? It's still mine?" (Which mother, his or mine?)
Gu Yun smiled and was about to answer, when Wang Qian suddenly ran out behind her, waved at Fang Liang, squeezed away from Gu Yun, pulled Fang Liang away, and said, "Go in, it's getting windy. "
Gu Yun retreated to the side, but there was no sound.Tuchun touched his arm, the weather was hot and there was no wind.Fang Liang still complied, and went back in with the child and Wang Qian in his arms.Gu Yun still stayed where he was. Seeing this, Tuchun took care of him: "Let's just say I'm smoking outside and it's a bit windy. Come in."
Gu Yun looked up at him, his eyes rolled, but he still didn't move, one hand stroked the other arm back and forth, and said, "I'll go and tell my stepmother." (I'll go and talk to my godmother. )
Tu Chun didn't understand, she looked at Gu Yun all the time, Gu Yun said: "Hey...ah, I really want to go on a blind date..." (You... don't you really want to go on a blind date...)
Tuchun didn't expect her to be so direct and speechless.Gu Yun continued: "Ah, do you want to waste everyone's time, tsk, are you embarrassed to talk about it, I will talk about it, I am happy to eat cigarettes..." (Then don't waste everyone's time, You are embarrassed to say it, let me say it, I don’t like men smoking...)
Tuchun hurriedly extinguished the cigarette.Gu Yun said: "Ni is ready to eat, it doesn't matter, Ni eat." (You can smoke, it doesn't matter, you can smoke.)
Tuchun said: "Pinch it, pinch it off, don't eat it." (It's all gone, let's stop smoking.)
Gu Yun's hands were clasped together, and soon separated again.She raised her head slightly, looked at Tuchun, and said softly, "Blind date? I'm here to look for other qualifications. I'm here to find someone I like. It's so embarrassing that we can grow old together and take care of each other." (Blind date itself is not to find anything else, but to find someone you like and get along with, and take care of each other.)
Tuchun couldn't help staring at her, and asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend?" After he said that, he realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, so sorry, go in, go in." Friends?) (Sorry, sorry, go in, go in.)
Gu Yun still looked quiet and dignified, not angry, followed him, and went back to the private room. There were people talking Zhangjiagang dialect everywhere on the road, and they couldn't understand it, but it was very noisy. In this noise, Gu Yun said: "Don't be embarrassed, why don't I ask you a question?" (No need to be embarrassed, can I ask you a question?)
Tuchun nodded.Gu Yun said: "I heard from my stepmother, you have a happy personality?" (I heard from my godmother, do you have someone you have always liked?)
Tuchun was stunned, and looked back at her.
He seemed to hear Di Qiu's laughter in the indecipherable dialect, and he searched behind Gu Yun.
"What's surnamed Tian...he's married..."
Tuchun came to his senses, slapped his forehead, and hurriedly denied: "Fresh, the real guy, the real guy..." (No, really, really...) He stopped in a hurry, and adjusted Turn your head and go out: "Ah, do you want some cold drinks? I invite you to have a cold drink. Yes, you can." (Would you like ice cream? I'll treat you to ice cream. Yes, you can.)
Gu Yun still followed him, and Tuchun explained along the way: "The eldest sister said that Ge Ge was personally next door to me a long time ago, and once I was old and white, how could I be so happy when I was treated like an embarrassment? Guy." (The person my aunt mentioned was my former neighbor and we played with all the time, how could they think that I like her, really.)
"Gemo Mengbai Huanxi Geren A Yizai?" (Then you don't have anyone you like right now?)
Walking into the convenience store, Tuchun bought two cute sticks, and sat in the store with Gu Yun to eat.What Gu Yun ate was strawberry flavored. When she ate the ice cream, she licked it with her tongue and ate it in small bites. Most people are like this.
But Di Qiu is different.
When Di Qiu eats ice cream, he bites it with his mouth open, like a tiger pouncing on his food. He never knows how to taste it with his tongue, and always eats it all over his hands and face.
Tuchun took a bite of the dough of the cone, lowered his eyes, and said, "I've been friends for a long time, so I'll contact you for a while. I'll go to Enduo's house to find Enduo. I'm looking for it. In the house It is said that En Duo Afu knew that En Duo went to Rata Tut, and later on, En Duo’s house moved to Tu Tut.” (I used to have a friend, but for a while, I couldn’t get in touch, so I went to this friend’s house I found it, but I couldn’t find it, and the family of this friend didn’t know where this friend had gone. Later, they all moved away.)
Gu Yun listened quietly, and she also lowered her eyes, lowered her head and tore the packaging of the cone, and said calmly: "I don't want to come here, but it's okay if I meet you. If you meet me, it's nothing. Let's see if you meet me. It’s nothing to see it? It’s still good, it’s good to look for it, and it must be a good thing to find it.” (I didn’t want to come, it’s okay if I don’t meet, but it’s nothing if I meet it. Yes, look, what is it if you see it? It’s better if you can’t find it, and it’s not necessarily a good thing if you find it.)
Neither of them was looking at each other.When Gu Yun spoke, Tu Chun couldn't hear her very clearly. Her voice was distant and indistinct, and it was reduced to the background of the sound of him biting a cone and the sound of his heartbeat.After the background sound stopped, Tuchun looked out the window, but there was still no wind, the trees did not move, the leaves did not move, and the sparrows on the ground jumped around.
Tuchun asked Gu Yun: "Ah, do you want to go back together?" (Do you want to go back together?)
Gu Yun was surprised: "Yizai?" (Now?)
Tuchun ate the chocolate at the end of the cone in one gulp, and went back to the hotel with Gu Yun. After entering the private room, he asked Jasmine for the car key, saying that he wanted to go for a drive with Gu Yun.Jasmine was so happy that she gave Tuchun the car keys and stuffed a handful of banknotes and a bank card, and said, "It's great for me to ride in the car of my sister, let's go, En Duo, let's go! A wallet Oh, tell me, take some copper coins and take them, and use them on the road.” (I’m ready to take my aunt’s car, let’s go! You don’t even have your wallet with you, so you can use this money on the road.)
After leaving the private room, Tuchun grabbed the handful of banknotes, looked at Gu Yun and said, "I told you to pour the wallet." (I didn't bring my wallet.)
Gu Yun chirped and said, "Mother Enduomu is very good at Bai Xiangge." (Your mother is quite funny.)
Tuchun sighed: "I want to save face."
"Thiae Nagge." (It's all like this.)
After getting in the car, Tuchun stopped listening to Jasmine's records this time, and listened to the radio instead.Gu Yun chatted with him, and the atmosphere was much more relaxed than at the dinner table. She asked him, "How much do you want to say?" (How many times have you kissed?)
Tuchun said: "Fingers plus toes are worth it." He also said, "What about a blind date? There is no such thing as a blind date." (There are all kinds of people on a blind date.)
Gu Yun nodded agreeingly: "I just want to see what kind of people are out there, who are good people..." (I just want to see what kind of people are out there, how good they are...)
Tuchun said: "Ning Hao, I'm sure I'll be happy."
Gu Yun bowed her head and smiled: "I'm telling you, you are a real guy, there is nothing you can do about it." (That is to say, really, there is no way at all.)
She lowered the window, and when the car was driving on the road, she could feel the wind, soft and soft, blowing in like a silk scarf, plucking people's hair and skin.
Gu Yun said: "The more I look, the more I know what kind of person I want to find." (The more I look, the more I know what kind of person I want to find.)
"Ah yes?" (Really?)
Gu Yun smiled: "Is that so?" (Isn't it?)
She asked Tuchun: "Jin Yong has a novel, I don't know if you have read it."
Tu Chun said: "Ah, you are talking about "White Horse Roaring in the West Wind"?"
The two of them stopped ringing. There were five or six sad songs in a row on the radio. Tuchun couldn't stand it. He changed the station and would rather listen to anti-baldness advertisements.
Gu Yun asked Tu Chun: "I'm going to Guangfu Temple next week, and I'm getting old?" (I'm going to Guangfu Temple next week, do you want to come together?)
"Do you want to eat vegetarian food?"
"Go and stay for two nights." (Go and live for two days.)
Tuchun agreed.
The next morning, Tuchun poured and drank water in the kitchen. Jasmine cooked rice and fried poached eggs. For breakfast for two, she set up a large table. Sesame oil fermented bean curd, pickled cucumbers, and shredded bamboo shoots in red oil were placed on small colorful plates. , preserved egg mixed with soy sauce sesame oil, shrimp roe and squid.
Tuchun said, "Eat Feteg, Tutt." (I can't eat it, it's too much.)
Jasmine said: "The two families will eat it, and the next time you will eat it, you will eat it." (Two people can't eat it, but in the future, if there are more people, they can eat it.)
Tuchun fled to the living room.Jasmine came out, handed him a bowl of rice, and asked him, "Where did you go last night? You came here very late?" (How was last night? You came back very late?)
Tuchun pounded the chopsticks in the rice milk, and said, "Walk around casually and send her back, maybe seven or eight o'clock."
"Huh? Turn around and let me take a look at Ge Chenguang. It's past eleven o'clock?" (Ah? I looked at it when you came back. It's past eleven o'clock.)
Tuchun hurriedly stuffed a poached egg into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Go ride a bicycle." (Go and ride a bicycle.)
Jasmine's face instantly elongated: "I'm going to ride a bicycle anyway..." (Why did I go to ride a bicycle again...)
Tuchun quickly picked up half a bowl of rice, grabbed the key and was about to leave. Jasmine handed him a tissue: "Wipe your mouth!"
Tuchun said casually, and said, "Go to Guangfu for two nights next week."
"Help Gu Yun?" (And that Gu Yun?)
Tuchun nodded, Jasmine immediately couldn't close her mouth with laughter, and Tuchun took the opportunity to run away.
Maybe it was because he didn't have enough breakfast. On the way to the Heshan Bridge, Tuchun climbed halfway and his thigh cramped, so he had to get off and push the cart. When he arrived at the police station, he sat on a chair and rested for a long time before he recovered.When Maotou and Dongdong saw him, they made fun of him. Maotou grabbed the thermos cup, drank tea, and said, "Ni Street has the most prosperous peach blossom luck." (The most prosperous peach blossom luck in our street is here.)
Tuchun washed the rag, wiped the table, wiped the chair, gesticulating and laughing dryly.Dongdong poured water to water the flowers, and jokingly said: "Xiaotu, tell me a little bitch, next time I'm going to taste the taste, come over for supper, please, smell it, bring me salt and pepper lobster on Friday, I can still smell it.” (Xiaotu, tell that little girl, don’t bring such a strong smelling supper next time, please smell it, the salt and pepper lobster brought over on Friday still smells Get the taste.)
Maotou took advantage of the situation and asked: "Ah, come on Friday too? I come here every day to report on the crookedness, and the living room in the living room of Niguo Enduo's house downstairs is crooked, and I come here every day for supper." (Is it Friday again? Come to report every day, our downstairs seems to have become the living room of her house, come here every day for supper.)
Tuchun kept quiet, washed the rag, dried it out, took the broom and swept the floor, diligently.
Dongdong said again: "I don't want to talk about it, but I feel a little worried about it last time." (Don't say it, it's a bit sad like last time.)
Maotou nodded: "Yes."
Tuchun was puzzled, and asked, "What kind of worry?" (What worry?)
Dongdong said: "Hey! It's Sanyuan from last time!" (It's the one from Sanyuan last time.)
"How many days have passed, why are you here to remember your kindness?" Tuchun said.Dongdong wanted to talk about something more, when the bony group came in and passed by them, flicking their ponytails, Dongdong followed, took a pack of snacks from the drawer for the buffy group, and said, "Mistress Ni is just going to The Japanese white man is here, bring me some chocolate, I eat it, it’s delicious, do you want to try it?” (How long has it been, are you still thinking about him?) (My aunt came back from a trip to Japan, Brought me some chocolate, I ate it and it was delicious, would you like to try it?)
Piaozituan blinked and asked, "Have you eaten both Maotou and Xiaotu?"
Maotou sipped his tea, and exchanged eyes with Tuchun. Tuchun smiled, nodded, and turned around to continue sweeping the floor.
At the hour, Gu Xiaohao came up, Mao Tou immediately washed a teacup, grabbed the tea leaves to fetch hot water, Gu Xiaohao stood in front of the table and took out his mobile phone, cigarettes, and lighter from his satchel.Maotou brought over his hot tea before he was about to light a cigarette, when a female voice suddenly shouted from downstairs outside: "Tu Chun! Tu Chun!!"
Tu Chun was startled, looked at Gu Xiaohao, didn't dare to move, the person who called him shouted louder, Tu Chun heard it, coincidentally, it was Li Lanxiu again.
Gu Xiaohao glanced out, raised half of his eyebrows, lit a cigarette, raised his hand and asked Tuchun: "Calling, talking, let's go and see?" (Calling you, why don't you go and see?)
Dongdong said: "It's probably looking for a dog again!" (It's probably looking for a dog again!)
Tuchun shook his body and ran downstairs following the laughter of the crowd.
This time Li Lanxiu was wearing short-sleeved hot pants and the same pair of plastic slippers, her hair was messed up, her arms and clothes were completely drained, but there was a pungent smell of alcohol all over her body.Tuchun sighed: "Why do you drink in broad daylight?"
Li Lanxiu sniffed eastward and westward, and said, "I ate three cups of chicken in the morning."
Tuchun laughed, looked behind him, and took Li Lanxiu to talk under a tree shade.Li Lanxiu came to him to see an art exhibition together on Friday, a solo exhibition held by her old classmate from the Academy of Fine Arts, and it was located in an old house on Pingjiang Road.
Tuchun said, "Go to Guangfu early in the morning on Saturday, and don't stay too late on Friday."
Li Lanxiu said: "You auxiliary police officers are so relaxed? Why do I feel that you are on vacation every day and play outside? The last time you went to Zhangjiagang?"
Tuchun asked her: "Your ex-boyfriend is going?"
Li Lanxiu got angry, hit him, bit her lips, and said angrily: "Yes, yes, I'm annoying you to death!"
Tuchun was amused by her, Li Lanxiu was even more angry, gouged out Tuchun several times, and did not speak.Tuchun asked again: "Then should I wear height-enhancing shoes to increase my height from [-] to [-]?"
Li Lanxiu put her hands on her hips and said, "Forget about increasing your height to become the Pearl of the Orient!" After a while, her mood calmed down, and she persuaded her kindly: "Aren't you looking for a partner? Free love is definitely more reliable than trust, you say yes, go Take a look at the art exhibition, maybe there will be someone who looks right? Are you going or not?"
Tuchun turned around and looked at the second floor of the police station, agreed lightly and urged Li Lanxiu to leave.Li Lanxiu took two steps and shouted at him, "Remember to dress up!"
Tuchun signaled her to leave quickly, Li Lanxiu was amused, jumped up, made a face at him, and ran into the bushes like a bunny, and disappeared.
The two met on Friday. Tuchun was frightened by Li Lanxiu. I don't know who she consulted. She changed her life, permed her head, put on red lipstick, wore a slim black dress, and squeezed out breasts , sticking out her buttocks, stepping on the sky high, can be described as armed from the beginning to the end
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