Sad autumn
Chapter 17
After a pass, she poured herself some wine and drank. A bottle of Erguotou was half gone. She patted her chest, hiccupped, and said, "Forget it, forget about my sister," Tian Jing raised the glass, Clenching two fingers, drawing circles in the air, speaking slowly and in a deep voice, he said, "It was quite fun when we went to Inner Mongolia that time."
Shao Zhen asked, "Is it the time you went to high school with Tuchun and the others?"
"Ah? Tuchun told you all this?" Tian Jing was surprised.
Tu Chun said: "There is nothing to say about this."
Shao Zhen rested her chopsticks on the bowl, folded her arms on the table, and glanced at Tuchun with a smile: "That's not true, you didn't say that you like military coats with flip-flops before."
Tuchun choked and coughed, Lao Zhu patted him, confused: "What army coat flip-flops? I've seen women wearing shorts and fur slippers in summer, what's new about you?" Trendy? Oh, it’s summer wool slippers that get athlete’s foot after wearing them for a long time?”
Tian Jing laughed and hiccupped non-stop. Lao Zhu poured hot tea for her. Tian Jing managed to recover, looked at Shao Zhen, and said, "Are you planning to go to Inner Mongolia? When are you going? Let me tell you, I'll ask my uncle to make arrangements for you."
Shao Zhen nodded and said, "Okay, that's good, Tuchun and I will send you a WeChat message when we make an appointment."
Tian Jing said: "But you have to be careful. Tuchun has learned it before. My uncle likes to drink other people's wine. When we went there, we all stayed at my uncle's house. Tuchun woke up holding the toilet the next day. , A friend in the same room as him was lying in the bathtub, his hair became a mess, and I don’t know who did it for him, and the other friend was the most outrageous, and got into my grandma’s yurt.”
Shao Zhen asked, "Grandmother?"
Tian Jing said: "The name of our family is my grandmother's mother. She is a very famous goddess in our local area. She lives in a yurt by herself. The yurt is built on the mountain near my uncle's house. Well, I don't know what Di Qiu was like at that time. ..." At this point, Tian Jing choked up, took a sip of his wine, smiled, and didn't say any more.
Old Zhu said, "This Di Qiu is Tuchun's missing high school classmate?"
Tian Jing put down the cup, Yuan Gui remained silent, looked at Tu Chun, lowered his eyes again, and drew circles with his fingers on the rim of the cup without making a sound.
Everyone looked at Tuchun, and Tuchun said: "Yes, there is also that friend with dysentery, that is Xiaoding. I don't know if Tian Jing has mentioned it to you."
Old Zhu suddenly came to his senses: "Oh! It's that Xiaoding! I remembered, it's the one who died in a car accident, isn't it?"
Shao Zhen said: "You have quite a lot of stories."
Tuchun looked at him and said, "Didn't I tell you about the anniversary of my friend's death last time, I'm going to visit him? That's Xiaoding. In the third year of high school, Xiaoding, Di Qiu and I were classmates. , One day Di Qiu was playing games with others in an Internet cafe, and after several rounds, he called Xiao Ding to save the game, and it rained heavily that day."
The garlic-fried lamb tripe they ordered came to the table, steaming hot, Tian Jing put a chopstick into the bowl, she picked and picked, and put down the chopsticks after eating a mouthful of shredded lamb tripe.At the dinner table, in the whole store, only Tuchun was talking. His voice was steady and his tone was light, as if he was reading some lines or some novel.
"Xiao Ding died in a car accident, and Di Qiu never appeared again. In fact, he also sent me a text message that day. I was not in Suzhou at the time. I went to Nanjing. At that time, there were no trains or high-speed trains. Nanjing arrived. Suzhou, it will take a long time, very far away."
Tian Jing suddenly said: "Let me tell you, my grandma is very magical, really, hey, if you go to Inner Mongolia to see her, if there is any disaster at home, let her burn incense for you, bye, really Yes, alas, I’m serious, they say she can travel to the underworld at night and travel to the heavenly palace during the day.”
Old Zhu said: "Huh? Then she is busy enough, on duty 24 hours a day?"
Tian Jing snorted, laughed angrily, and raised her wine glass again. This time, she respected Tuchun and said, "Hey, Tuchun, is it your birthday next week? Happy birthday to you in advance!"
Old Zhu also raised his glass: "Every year has today, and every year has today!"
Tu Chun then asked the couple: "Would you like to come together and get together at home."
Tian Jing swallowed: "Is your mother cooking?"
Tu Chun said: "My mother is officially on strike. What did you say to send off the uncle and the young master? She is a housewife who has finally been completely liberated. She has to start taking care of her hands and herself. From now on, her fingers will not touch the spring water. How about noon?" She went out to eat together, she ordered, what kind of molecular cuisine, ah fashion? How about going home to eat hot pot at night."
"Oh, but I'm going to Shenzhen with Lao Zhu next week." Tian Jing took Lao Zhu's arm, acting like a little bird, with a sweet expression on her face.Lao Zhu caressed her hand and said, "I'm sorry."
Tuchun blinked: "Ah? I wish you a new secretary?"
Old Zhu laughed and got up to go to the toilet. As soon as he left, Tian Jing lowered her voice and said to Tuchun and Shao Zhen, "You guys know what Old Zhu gave me for Valentine's Day this year? Did you give me earrings before? Necklaces, bags, shoes, and a Panasonic bread machine this year! I almost fainted, if we don’t maintain our relationship, I think we are about to saygodbye.”
Tuchun pressed half of his eyebrows, and said, "Didn't you say before that your train is up to you, and where does it go?"
Tian Jing said: "That's right, I now feel that Lao Zhu's stop is pretty good, it's quite comfortable, I want to stop for a longer time, okay?"
Shao Zhen said: "The bread machine is very good, practical, and you have enough bags and shoes, you won't be able to fit them at home."
Tian Jing's eyes widened: "Then change to a bigger house! What's the difference between being a person without a goal and being a salted fish?"
Tuchun mentioned: "Be careful, I'm used to living in a small house, and I'm not happy to change to a big one."
Shao Zhen asked: "Is Panasonic's easy to use?"
Tian Jing ignored Tuchun, just looked at Shao Zhen, and said: "It's pretty easy to use, but it's annoying to do it yourself. I don't have the time in the United States. I'm not like some great translators. Walk a hundred steps, and you will be at the bottom of the WeChat list every day.”
Tu Chun defended: "It's because Shao Zhen is also on vacation recently."
Shao Zhen raised her hands: "After I've convinced you, can't I compare it with something more practical?"
"Oh, it's not a class reunion." Tian Jing held her head, scratched her long hair, and said, "Look, I didn't even wear a diamond ring when I came out with you."
Tuchun said: "Many married women don't wear rings when they go to nightclubs."
Tian Jing played hard at Tu Chun, as if she wanted to tear him into pieces, Tu Chun pretended not to see him, made soup and ate mutton, while Shao Zhen laughed non-stop. After getting in the car, warming up the car, and eating some chewing gum, I stopped laughing.He said: "Tian Jing and Lao Zhu are pretty good dinks, and the two of them are also very lively."
"It's good for two people to agree."
Shao Zhen asked Tu Chun: "Do you like children?"
Tuchun looked at him: "Do you like it?"
Shao Zhen smiled: "I said I like it, so do you like it?"
Tu Chun nodded repeatedly.Shao Zhen turned her head to look at Tuchun, squinted her eyes, and looked probingly: "Why are you so cooperative with me?"
Tu Chun said generously, "I like it."
Shao Zhen stopped talking, and let out a soft, subtle laugh. He held the steering wheel with his left hand, and put his right hand between him and Tu Chun. Tu Chun went to hold his hand. Shao Zhen stretched out his fingers, and Tu Chun Chun then clasped his fingers together.His thumb caressed Shao Zhen's finger in a random way.From the index finger to the middle finger, to the little finger, from the nail to the joint, to the tiger's mouth, and then climbed, and then crossed mountains and ridges, and roamed across.
Tuchun said, "Di Qiu is the high school classmate I told you about."
Shao Zhen said: "The one you like? Is it a secret love or a clear love?"
Tuchun couldn't help sighing, and looked at Shao Zhen helplessly.Shao Zhen shrugged her shoulders: "He sounds cute."
Tuchun smiled wryly: "Okay..."
Taking advantage of the red light at the intersection, Shao Zhen stopped the car and turned to look at Tuchun. He didn't make a sound, but just touched Tuchun's face and kissed him.He asked Tuchun: "If he appeared suddenly, would you go and confess to him?"
They were very close, their breathing was close, and their eyes were close. Tuchun saw a small, bright spot in Shao Zhen's eyes, which seemed to be himself. He suddenly couldn't tell whether he was looking at Shao Zhen. , I'm still looking at this sparkling spot.
Tuchun blinked, and said seriously: "Then he might run away in fright because of me being gay."
Shao Zhen was as serious as him: "Then what if he is the same?"
Tuchun said: "Then maybe we are not suitable at all. There will be a big quarrel for three days, and a small quarrel for two days. If you fight hard, you will die."
Shao Zhen shouted: "It can't be so tragic!"
When the green light came on, Shao Zhen sat back, sat down, and continued to drive, Tuchun reached out to touch his hand again, the two held hands, no one said anything, and went home safely.
On Tuchun's birthday, many friends came to the house. He made an appointment with Li Lanxiu, and Li Lanxiu brought a young man named Xiao Ma. To be honest, the voice is not very loud.Tong Zhaozhao also came, accompanied by her best friend Dai Li who had played with her since she was a child, and two boys they met recently, Xiaosun and Agan, both of them are out of society, Xiaosun is a civil servant, Agan works in a joint venture at home.The girls all brought gifts. Tong Zhaozhao sent a bottle of red wine and a set of utensils for eating cheese fondue. Dai Li gave a box of imported chocolates, which were beautifully packaged. Li Lanxiu came to Tuchun empty-handed. Go to wifi, open WeChat, and transfer 280 or eight yuan to Tuchun.Xiao Ma said to Tuchun embarrassingly: "Xiuxiu didn't tell me it was your birthday, and I didn't buy anything...Happy birthday, happy birthday."
After he said a few words, his face turned red. Tuchun looked at Li Lanxiu. Li Lanxiu was sitting on a low stool behind the pony, still taking off her over-the-knee boots. She made a face at Tuchun, Sighing: "Don't embarrass the honest man, okay, I am not very close to you, that is, a friend who eats and eats at a birthday party. You didn't invite me to join you on Shao Zhen's birthday. Friends of wine and meat, it is already very nice to give you a red envelope." I'm doing you a favor, okay?"
Shao Zhen was distributing disposable chopsticks and paper cups to everyone, and when she heard it, she said, "I didn't invite anyone here for my birthday."
Tong Zhaozhao took the cup and said, "Shao Zhen didn't call us when he went to Huayin for dinner, but he called us over to eat hot pot at home."
Shao Zhen said: "Hua Yin, you probably can't get enough to eat with this amount of food. I'm afraid I'll treat your stomach badly. It's more enjoyable to eat hot pot at my house."
Tong Zhaozhao puffed up her cheeks and put her hands on her hips: "I'm going to lose weight recently, I'm so fat."
A-gan said: "I think it's pretty good, don't reduce it, that's all."
Daly rolled her eyes, found a seat and sat down, and said: "To lose weight, you should first reduce your breasts. Of course, men don't want their breasts to shrink."
Tong Zhaozhao squeezed Dai Li's shoulders, and sat down on her right. Agan sat on the other side of Da Li, and said to her with a smile, "Losing weight hurts your stomach."
"Have you heard of the scientific weight loss method? Eat less, eat more and exercise, you can develop your abdominal muscles, and your skin will be tight." Dai Li and Tong Zhaozhao looked at each other, and Tong Zhaozhao answered with a smooth accent: "Hey , That’s right, how can it hurt my stomach.” She also looked at A-gan and said, “If you can find a way to make all Zara’s models look like me, I won’t lose weight.”
It was replaced by Daly: "That's right, you made Kate Moss fat to two hundred catties, you boys promise not to hear girls shouting to lose weight every day."
Tuchun brought all kinds of lettuce out of the kitchen one by one, and said, "Nan is called fattening every day, beauty parlors don't do liposuction anymore, it becomes fattening, yoga clubs are all closed down."
Li Lanxiu giggled, finally took off her boots, grabbed the pony's arm and got up, said: "I swear, even if Kate Moss becomes two hundred catties, I won't gain weight, I just like being a boner Ah, the wind is strong on the road, so you don’t need to exert too much strength to walk.”
Everyone laughed when they heard this. Li Lanxiu pointed at the dining table and said to Xiao Ma, "Sit whatever you want. Look at the configuration today. There are three men and three women. Everyone is about the same age. The standard blind date template. You can sit on whichever sister you think is cuter." Next to my sister."
Xiao Ma was shy, his ears were so red that they were bleeding, and he scratched his ears and cheeks, not knowing what to do.Li Lanxiu sat down next to Xiao Sun, Xiao Sun smiled and asked her: "Then what would this sister who thinks my brother is cuter want to drink? Coke or Sprite?"
Li Lanxiu yelled, her neck stretched, and she glanced at Tong Zhaozhao and Dai Li who were facing Xiaosun: "Ah? Isn't this your boyfriend? Is it really a blind date? Is it the kind of one-minute chat?" Is it like changing someone? I haven’t been there yet.”
Tu Chun sat next to her and signaled Xiao Ma to sit casually: "Don't listen to her nonsense, sit casually, sit casually, we are not a marriage agency here."
Xiao Ma smiled mischievously, there were only two seats left on the table, either sitting next to Dai Li or next to Tu Chun.Shao Zhen hadn't attended the table yet, and was opening red wine in the kitchen. He looked out and saw Xiao Ma sitting next to Tu Chun.Li Lanxiu shouted: "Little horse, little horse! It's not good for you to choose a seat, choose a vinegar tank!"
"Huh? Is the vinegar overturned here?" Xiao Ma got busy, wiped the chair, looked left and right, and looked at the crowd blankly: "No..."
Tong Zhaozhao and Dai Li laughed so hard that they couldn't stop the car, and Dai Li managed to catch her breath, and said to Pony, "We wiped it clean, but the smell is still there."
After finishing speaking, she burst out laughing again, and the men present were more and more confused. Agan said: "It seems that women who are not women can't understand this joke, and the joke is also sexist."
Tuchun didn't make a sound, broke away the chopsticks for Li Lanxiu, and slapped them on her hand. Li Lanxiu covered her mouth, bowed her body weakly, and was still giggling.Tuchun got down the little horse that was still standing, and said, "Sit down, sit down."
Xiao Ma scratched his scalp, Tuchun handed him a drink, Xiao Ma hurriedly held the glass with both hands, and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'll do it myself."
Xiao Sun said at this time: "Do you know what is the most serious sex-discriminated occupation?"
The hot pot soup boiled, and hot smoke was coming out of the vent hole of the pot lid. Tuchun lifted the pot lid, added various balls into it, and said, "You can add whatever you want to eat."
A-gan put mutton slices into the pot and rinsed them. As soon as the color of the meat changed, he gave it to Tong Zhaozhao, then rinsed it for Dai Li, and finally rinsed some for himself.Li Lanxiu looked at him with a smile, and also looked at Xiao Sun: "I don't know what the most sexist profession is. Anyway, I think Agan is quite politically correct now."
Xiao Sun smiled and said, "Haha, he is politically correct in America."
Tong Zhaozhao ate meat and said, "If you do it in Europe and the United States, then he should use serving chopsticks."
Xiaosun smiled even more happily, and Ah Gan hurriedly changed the pair of chopsticks: "This pair of chopsticks is now retired, and I will put it here at your disposal."
Shao Zhen came out with red wine and asked, "Does anyone want red wine?"
Li Lanxiu raised her hand: "I, I, I, red wine with hot pot, a sip of spicy food, a cup of boredom, it's very Chinese."
Tuchun glanced at her, and said: "I can see that you are celebrating the Chinese New Year. You are on the spicy side of the mandarin duck pot, and your hair is also dyed into Laura, and you still drink red wine."
With a flick of his eyes, Li Lanxiu took out two pieces of bean curd sticks from the hot pot, ate them with a wheeze, and said, "Ah? Didn't expect you to watch this kind of high-scoring Douban movie? I thought you were Fassbender every day, Andrei Tarkovsky, never watch a movie with a rating of more than 500 people."
Shao Zhen sat down, used a colander to fish out the egg dumplings and fish balls in the spicy pot, and asked, "Would you like to watch the TV?"
Dai Li asked, "Did you watch the variety show on Hunan Satellite TV recently?"
Xiao Sun boiled some beef and said: "I haven't watched TV for a long time. I didn't have time to watch it before. Now my colleagues are worried about going out for a meal together after work, so I just got a TV box. American TV series and Japanese dramas are all available." , My dad and my mom followed me to watch, watching "Homeland Security" and "House of Cards" more vigorously than me."
Xiao Ma suddenly said: "Fassbender's "12 Years a Slave" is pretty good."
Li Lanxiu blinked her eyes, coughed, and smiled at Tuchun so that her branches trembled, but there was no sound.Xiao Ma smiled dryly, lowered his head to eat, and Tu Chun picked up meat for Li Lanxiu: "Eat it! Have you read Fassbinder's "Assassin's Creed"?"
Xiao Sun patted his thigh: "Cena, speaking of that movie...you go to see it? It's too ugly! It's a waste of my movie ticket! In the future, a system can be opened, that is, the audience thinks that movie is ugly, and that After the movie is publicly rated on the ticketing software, it is lower than four points, and the audience can apply for a refund of the ticket price?"
Daly said, "Then, should the film company be opened?"
Xiao Sun said: "Then I ate shit, and I have to pay for the shit, isn't that justified?"
Daly asked Xiao Sun: "Then what do you think of your life now? Is it good, good, or bad, shit."
Xiao Sun scratched his cheeks, looked left and right, and said, "Is there a chance to have dinner with so many beauties? It's pretty good."
Agan used a colander to pick up a lot of boiled meatballs, mushrooms and fungus, and asked everyone: "Anyone want it? I have to pick it up myself."
Tong Zhaozhao picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes, and said, "Xiao Sun is good at writing poems. I can hear the voice-over and the subtext in one sentence, which means that other times are not good, and they are all shit."
Shao Zhen knocked on the bowl: "Beauties, handsome guys, new friends, old friends, can we talk about something else during the meal?"
Tuchun smiled and poured Sprite for him. The two looked at each other with a smile, and shook their heads helplessly.Daly went on to say: "Then you can't ask God for a refund just because you have worked hard and paid for your shitty life, but your life is still shitty?"
Xiao Sun raised his hand and made an oath: "If it is possible, I am really willing to ask God to refund the ticket."
Dai Li rolled her eyes, but still smiled, Li Lanxiu patted Xiao Sun on the shoulder: "That's pretty good, God must be very happy, Amen, I have another believer."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "God doesn't care, the Pope is more concerned about the number of believers."
Shao Zhen interjected: "It's okay to talk about religion, but don't talk about politics."
Dai Li ate the yam that Agan put in her bowl, and said sharply: "Your vaccination is too early!"
Everyone laughed, A-gan continued to put meat into the pot, carefully picked up a pot of bamboo shoots and poured them into the pot, saying: "Eat, eat, food is the most important thing for the people. I am either eating or going to eat." On the way! Hey, what do you want, I'll go in."
Li Lanxiu said: "Hey, I heard that there is a new ramen shop opened in the park recently. The boss has learned ramen in Japan, and the score is very good. Have any of you tried it?"
Tuchun asked, "Really? Have you ever studied in Japan? Where?"
Shao Zhen looked at them: "It's the one on Zuoan Commercial Street, right? Didn't I tell you before..."
Tuchun drank Coke and hurriedly said, "Oh, yes, I thought she was talking about another family..."
Shao Zhen hesitated to speak, lowered her head and picked the sliced meat in the bowl, but there was no sound.Tong Zhaozhao ate some frozen tofu in the spicy soup, frowned, and said to Tuchun, "Your spicy soup is not good, it's not as spicy as the spicy strips I bought."
Tuchun also ate some ingredients in the spicy soup, and said, "Is it okay? How spicy is your spicy soup?"
Tong Zhaozhao said, "I have one bag in my bag." She pointed to the three women's leather bags on the sofa, and Xiao Sun was close to the sofa, and asked her, "Which one is it?"
Tong Zhaozhao greeted Agan: "Help me get it."
Agan walked over and looked at the three bags, one black, one white, and one brown. He pointed to the black and white bags, and asked Tong Zhaozhao, "Which one? Daly's is brown, right?"
Tong Zhaozhao smiled: "It's black."
Agan brought the black leather bag over, and Tong Zhaozhao took out the bag of spicy strips, opened it and gave one to Tuchun, saying: "Eat it all the time, this is the best, try it."
Tuchun took a bite, gasping for spicy food, Shao Zhen ate it too, without changing his face, and shrugged with Tuchun, Tuchun shook his head, and said: "You guys are too good at spicy food."
Dai Li didn't touch the spicy strips, and said with a smile: "Zhao Zhao can eat spicy food very well. The editor-in-chief of her university journal is from Chongqing. I guess I was a little influenced by him."
Xiao Sun was also eating spicy sticks, took two bites, poured his drink straight down, shook his head and said, "This is spicy, it's really spicy!"
Li Lanxiu asked Tuchun: "Do you have milk and yogurt at home?"
"In the refrigerator, take it yourself."
Li Lanxiu ran to get a can of yogurt for Xiao Sun, and took a box for herself, inserted a straw, and sucked on the yogurt cup.Xiao Ma picked up a spicy stick with his chopsticks, looked at the pepper on it, and took a small bite.Li Lanxiu looked at him with a smile: "Be careful."
Tuchun was still gasping for spicy food, and his tongue was still hot. He looked at Shao Zhen with tears in his eyes, and said, "It seems that Shao Zhen's ability to eat spicy food was brought out by the chief editor."
Tong Zhaozhao smiled, and hurriedly answered: "Actually, Sichuan is fine, Hunan and Guizhou are the only ones that eat spicy food."
Shao Zhen threw the rest of the spicy strips to Tong Zhaozhao, and said, "Every day I say that I have crow's feet and nasolabial folds, so I need to eat more preservatives to resist oxidation."
Tong Zhaozhao snorted and ignored him.Xiao Sun said: "The lawyer's mouth is very powerful, and I usually can't speak clearly."
A-Gan said, "Everything a girl says makes sense."
Tong Zhaozhao stretched out five fingers, and said in a serious manner: "Hey, no, we girls can say this and think so, but if you guys say that, I will doubt your motives and real thoughts, Shao Zhen , Take out your polygraph at home, I want to use it now."
Shao Zhen went to the kitchen, A-gan looked at Tuchun, Tuchun spread his hands, after a while Shao Zhen came out of the kitchen, put a bottle of whiskey in front of A-gan: "Lie detector, use it slowly."
Agan couldn't laugh or cry, but Tong Zhaozhao encouraged him: "Is it unpredictable?"
A-gan waved his hands again and again, Dai Li also booed, and patted the table rhythmically, A-gan lost his mind, poured half a glass, took a sip, his eyes were all squinted, and Dai Li clapped his hands and laughed, and gave A-gan a drink. Pig's blood: "Release the bar."
Tong Zhaozhao suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at Tuchun, and said, "Hey, last time you did not ask for money for the article you translated for Lao Feng's magazine?"
"Old Feng asked me for help, and it was quite short. He didn't mention it, and I was embarrassed..." Tuchun said.
Shao Zhen sat back in her original seat, and said flatly, "I don't need a lie detector to know what he really thinks. Translation is just his hobby. Do whatever you want. His main job is charity."
Li Lanxiu laughed, choked on saliva, and coughed non-stop. Xiao Ma and Xiao Sun both handed her tissues, and Tu Chun became anxious: "You won't spray it on my pig's brain? I'm still waiting What about eating..."
Li Lanxiu looked at him and pointed to his head: "Isn't your pig's brain here?"
Tuchun ignored her and asked others: "Is there anyone who doesn't eat pig's brain? If someone doesn't eat it, I will take it in. The smell of pig's brain is still a bit strong."
Li Lanxiu said: "Pony don't eat."
Tuchun looked at the pony, and the pony said timidly, "It doesn't matter, you all eat, eat well, eat well."
Xiao Sun said: "Then let's put red soup, Xiaoma will eat white soup."
Xiao Ma still said: "It's okay, I can do it, hey, don't worry about me, just eat."
Tuchun didn't move, and Agan was relieved from the alcohol, and asked Tuchun, "Tuchun, did you study English in college?"
"Yes, what's the matter?"
Agan said: "Oh, it just so happens that I have a cousin who also studies English and is about to graduate. She went to a foreign company as an intern before. She didn't like it very much. She said that it's okay to work in a cubicle for a year, and she has to work out for a few more years." From depression."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "We all came out of cubicles, so what about no one?"
Daly said: "Depression, it's hard to talk about."
Agan was still talking to Tuchun: "Anyway, she said she wanted to be a freelancer. You can get other jobs besides translating books? For example, conference translation and so on. How is the salary?"
Shao Zhen snapped back and said, "If you ask him, it's like asking for nothing. He is supported by a charity fund. You should advise your cousin to be down-to-earth."
A-gan was puzzled, and Tu Chunwen said in a warm voice: "Fortunately, the monthly income is not bad, but there is no such thing as five insurances and one housing fund."
Xiao Sun said: "It doesn't matter to women, but men are at a disadvantage." He immediately looked around the dining table and argued, "I don't mean anything else."
Dai Li giggled, Tong Zhaozhao also laughed, and said: "No one said you have other meanings, it's just a social phenomenon, in the commodity society, men and women can be measured, and they are all consumables in the big society. "
Tu Chun said: "Recently, Zhaozhao's publishing house is obsessed with publishing science fiction."
Shao Zhen smiled and looked at Tong Zhaozhao.Tong Zhaozhao said: "I have read a lot of stories recently. Anyway, we are all consumables for social progress, like purses, shoes, and clothes. People are like this, and people's feelings are even more so. Talk about Love is nothing to talk about."
A-gan thought for a while and said: "Emotions are more spiritual, it's hard to say, it should be counted as a factor of social instability, isn't science fiction like to write about the final victory of human beings because of love, defeating some super villains. "
Tong Zhaozhao asked him back: "There are so many Eason Chan in your car, have you never heard that love is doubt, is love an almost fantasy truth?"
Dai Li looked at A-gan, A-gan looked distressed and helpless, Dai Li smiled and said nothing, only Tong Zhaozhao was talking at the dinner table: "Love and being in love are two different things in themselves, they are different. There will always be love inside, love will not disappear, the fire of love will not be extinguished, will it not? But love, like leather, will rub, rub, and tear." She looked around the crowd: "You They've all been in love, what do you think?"
Xiao Sun said: "Well, finding true love is different."
Tong Zhaozhao looked straight at him: "Then what is true love?"
Xiao Sun said: "I like everything she does, and I think everything she says is the truth."
Daly rolled her eyes: "Then you are either blind or deaf."
Li Lanxiu thought of something, and said loudly: "If that person is Takeshi Kaneshiro! If he doesn't love me, I'll give him [-] points!"
Shao Zhen said: "Religionists see God as true love."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "Yes, believers are very sincere to God, but religion has kidnapped God."
Li Lanxiu raised her hand: "I agree with that."
Agan looked at everyone with a smile: "There are no religious believers here, right?"
Tong Zhaozhao snorted, and replied, "There are only those who want to have sex here."
Li Lanxiu was still raising her hand, she couldn't breathe from laughing, her hand was also shaking in the air, she raised her glass to Tong Zhaozhao with the other hand, and said, "Let's go out and play together next time!"
A-gan surrendered: "Okay, okay, I asked the wrong question, and I will punish you with alcohol."
He still drank whiskey, and Daly said with a smile: "This bottle of wine is old, and you are not punished, you are rewarded."
Tong Zhaozhao drank his drink and said with a smile: "Actually, now that technology is so advanced, men are not necessary for women. I have a friend who works in the Lelo factory. Every time she introduces their company's products to me, I feel that men are men. It's really unnecessary."
After a long while, it was all silent, Xiao Sun pondered for a while, and said, "It's better to be a human being, because you can warm the quilt in winter, right?"
"Aren't you willing to install floor heating and turn on the heater? You can't have electric blankets, right?" Li Lanxiu said.
Tu Chun said: "Your topic is fast enough, you were still talking about God just now..."
Tong Zhaozhao narrowed his eyes: "Oh, do you want to continue talking about God?"
Xiao Sun said, "God might be furious when he hears you talking about lust."
Li Lanxiu said: "No, how are you people? It's none of God's business. Does he have to be responsible for people after creating them?"
"After giving birth, the mother has the responsibility to take care of the child, right?" Xiao Sun looked at her and said.
"That's responsible for your own genes, no, no, it's your genes trying to survive, have you read "The Selfish Gene"? And God created Adam, and he didn't ejaculate in his body, so he wasn't born him?"
Xiao Ma reluctantly said: "God is a man, so he can't have children..."
No one answered, and everyone had smiles on their faces. Daly sighed with emotion, clinked glasses with Xiao Ma, blinked her eyes, and said, "Xiao Ma is quite cute. I know why Xiao Li is looking for a college student."
Xiao Ma held the cup, feeling embarrassed.Shao Zhen said: "Don't listen to them, do you believe that if you say the same thing again in the future, God is a man, and you can't have children, they will roll their eyes, accuse you of ignorance, and don't want to talk to you anymore."
As soon as Agan retracted his chin, he exchanged glances with Shao Zhen from afar, and Xiao Sun smiled silently.Li Lanxiu rolled her eyes and said: "Men feel that women have no solution, and women think that men are not big enough to be evened out."
The man was silent, and the woman was also silent. Daly broke the silence and said, "Should we thank God for allowing us to talk about his ejaculation here?"
She made a gesture to respect Shao Zhen.Agan said: "Then we must first thank the owner for giving us such freedom."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "Anyway, the freedom you want is to say whatever you want, eat whatever you want, and sleep with any woman you want."
A-Gan smiled and said, "Why didn't you realize that Zhao Zhao was so radical before?"
Dai Li and Li Lanxiu said: "I don't think men don't grow up, and I also think they have no solution."
Shao Zhen made a stop gesture, and hurriedly said: "What did I say half an hour ago? Vaccinations are an afterthought."
This remark caused a roar of laughter, and everyone picked up the chopsticks to eat, served, drank, lowered their heads, some looked at the bowl, and some looked at their mobile phones.Li Lanxiu looked at the phone screen and said to Shao Zhen: "Shao Zhen, Tuchun said that your sister wants to come to Suzhou to learn Pingtan. I contacted a teacher of Pingtan school for you. I just heard back. That teacher will be available next Saturday. Kong, want to have a meal together?"
Shao Zhen said, "Okay, then should I call my sister over?"
"It's convenient for her. It's quite far from Jiangxi. You guys meet first before we talk. There is a photo of your sister, one-inch photos. By the way, what's her name?"
"Shao Wuyou, worry-free worry-free." Shao Zhen said.
Li Lanxiu buried her head in typing, and said quickly, "Huh? Shao Wuyou, boss is worried?"
When Tuchun kicked her, Li Lanxiu stuck out her tongue.Xiao Ma said: "Xiuxiu is humor."
Li Lanxiu smiled at Shao Zhen, Shao Zhen laughed and said generously, "I never thought of your idea."
At this time, the crowd was full of food, and Tuchun removed many empty dishes and brought up a cake.Shao Zhen inserted a candle, lit it, and went to turn off the light. Li Lanxiu cheered and played a tune, singing birthday songs, mixed in English and Chinese.Everyone clapped their hands together and beat the beat.
"Make a wish! Hurry up! The candle is going to burn out!" Li Lanxiu went to Gong Tuchun during the interval of singing.Tuchun quickly clasped his hands and made a wish. He said, "I hope that when I watch movies this year, I won't meet any kids kicking my chair."
Li Lanxiu and Xiao Ma said in unison: "It won't work if you say it!"
Tuchun smiled and blew out the candle.
Li Lanxiu pulled Shao Zhen to ask if there were any extra candles at home, and insisted on making another one from Tuchun, but Tuchun refused, so Shao Zhen turned on the light again, Tuchun began to share the cake, and when it was distributed to Li Lanxiu, she wrinkled her nose Said with a straight face: "One can only be sober in one's life, and make many wishes in a serious way? You have spanned half a century with one foot, why are you so unreasonable?"
Shao Zhen asked, "Is it the time you went to high school with Tuchun and the others?"
"Ah? Tuchun told you all this?" Tian Jing was surprised.
Tu Chun said: "There is nothing to say about this."
Shao Zhen rested her chopsticks on the bowl, folded her arms on the table, and glanced at Tuchun with a smile: "That's not true, you didn't say that you like military coats with flip-flops before."
Tuchun choked and coughed, Lao Zhu patted him, confused: "What army coat flip-flops? I've seen women wearing shorts and fur slippers in summer, what's new about you?" Trendy? Oh, it’s summer wool slippers that get athlete’s foot after wearing them for a long time?”
Tian Jing laughed and hiccupped non-stop. Lao Zhu poured hot tea for her. Tian Jing managed to recover, looked at Shao Zhen, and said, "Are you planning to go to Inner Mongolia? When are you going? Let me tell you, I'll ask my uncle to make arrangements for you."
Shao Zhen nodded and said, "Okay, that's good, Tuchun and I will send you a WeChat message when we make an appointment."
Tian Jing said: "But you have to be careful. Tuchun has learned it before. My uncle likes to drink other people's wine. When we went there, we all stayed at my uncle's house. Tuchun woke up holding the toilet the next day. , A friend in the same room as him was lying in the bathtub, his hair became a mess, and I don’t know who did it for him, and the other friend was the most outrageous, and got into my grandma’s yurt.”
Shao Zhen asked, "Grandmother?"
Tian Jing said: "The name of our family is my grandmother's mother. She is a very famous goddess in our local area. She lives in a yurt by herself. The yurt is built on the mountain near my uncle's house. Well, I don't know what Di Qiu was like at that time. ..." At this point, Tian Jing choked up, took a sip of his wine, smiled, and didn't say any more.
Old Zhu said, "This Di Qiu is Tuchun's missing high school classmate?"
Tian Jing put down the cup, Yuan Gui remained silent, looked at Tu Chun, lowered his eyes again, and drew circles with his fingers on the rim of the cup without making a sound.
Everyone looked at Tuchun, and Tuchun said: "Yes, there is also that friend with dysentery, that is Xiaoding. I don't know if Tian Jing has mentioned it to you."
Old Zhu suddenly came to his senses: "Oh! It's that Xiaoding! I remembered, it's the one who died in a car accident, isn't it?"
Shao Zhen said: "You have quite a lot of stories."
Tuchun looked at him and said, "Didn't I tell you about the anniversary of my friend's death last time, I'm going to visit him? That's Xiaoding. In the third year of high school, Xiaoding, Di Qiu and I were classmates. , One day Di Qiu was playing games with others in an Internet cafe, and after several rounds, he called Xiao Ding to save the game, and it rained heavily that day."
The garlic-fried lamb tripe they ordered came to the table, steaming hot, Tian Jing put a chopstick into the bowl, she picked and picked, and put down the chopsticks after eating a mouthful of shredded lamb tripe.At the dinner table, in the whole store, only Tuchun was talking. His voice was steady and his tone was light, as if he was reading some lines or some novel.
"Xiao Ding died in a car accident, and Di Qiu never appeared again. In fact, he also sent me a text message that day. I was not in Suzhou at the time. I went to Nanjing. At that time, there were no trains or high-speed trains. Nanjing arrived. Suzhou, it will take a long time, very far away."
Tian Jing suddenly said: "Let me tell you, my grandma is very magical, really, hey, if you go to Inner Mongolia to see her, if there is any disaster at home, let her burn incense for you, bye, really Yes, alas, I’m serious, they say she can travel to the underworld at night and travel to the heavenly palace during the day.”
Old Zhu said: "Huh? Then she is busy enough, on duty 24 hours a day?"
Tian Jing snorted, laughed angrily, and raised her wine glass again. This time, she respected Tuchun and said, "Hey, Tuchun, is it your birthday next week? Happy birthday to you in advance!"
Old Zhu also raised his glass: "Every year has today, and every year has today!"
Tu Chun then asked the couple: "Would you like to come together and get together at home."
Tian Jing swallowed: "Is your mother cooking?"
Tu Chun said: "My mother is officially on strike. What did you say to send off the uncle and the young master? She is a housewife who has finally been completely liberated. She has to start taking care of her hands and herself. From now on, her fingers will not touch the spring water. How about noon?" She went out to eat together, she ordered, what kind of molecular cuisine, ah fashion? How about going home to eat hot pot at night."
"Oh, but I'm going to Shenzhen with Lao Zhu next week." Tian Jing took Lao Zhu's arm, acting like a little bird, with a sweet expression on her face.Lao Zhu caressed her hand and said, "I'm sorry."
Tuchun blinked: "Ah? I wish you a new secretary?"
Old Zhu laughed and got up to go to the toilet. As soon as he left, Tian Jing lowered her voice and said to Tuchun and Shao Zhen, "You guys know what Old Zhu gave me for Valentine's Day this year? Did you give me earrings before? Necklaces, bags, shoes, and a Panasonic bread machine this year! I almost fainted, if we don’t maintain our relationship, I think we are about to saygodbye.”
Tuchun pressed half of his eyebrows, and said, "Didn't you say before that your train is up to you, and where does it go?"
Tian Jing said: "That's right, I now feel that Lao Zhu's stop is pretty good, it's quite comfortable, I want to stop for a longer time, okay?"
Shao Zhen said: "The bread machine is very good, practical, and you have enough bags and shoes, you won't be able to fit them at home."
Tian Jing's eyes widened: "Then change to a bigger house! What's the difference between being a person without a goal and being a salted fish?"
Tuchun mentioned: "Be careful, I'm used to living in a small house, and I'm not happy to change to a big one."
Shao Zhen asked: "Is Panasonic's easy to use?"
Tian Jing ignored Tuchun, just looked at Shao Zhen, and said: "It's pretty easy to use, but it's annoying to do it yourself. I don't have the time in the United States. I'm not like some great translators. Walk a hundred steps, and you will be at the bottom of the WeChat list every day.”
Tu Chun defended: "It's because Shao Zhen is also on vacation recently."
Shao Zhen raised her hands: "After I've convinced you, can't I compare it with something more practical?"
"Oh, it's not a class reunion." Tian Jing held her head, scratched her long hair, and said, "Look, I didn't even wear a diamond ring when I came out with you."
Tuchun said: "Many married women don't wear rings when they go to nightclubs."
Tian Jing played hard at Tu Chun, as if she wanted to tear him into pieces, Tu Chun pretended not to see him, made soup and ate mutton, while Shao Zhen laughed non-stop. After getting in the car, warming up the car, and eating some chewing gum, I stopped laughing.He said: "Tian Jing and Lao Zhu are pretty good dinks, and the two of them are also very lively."
"It's good for two people to agree."
Shao Zhen asked Tu Chun: "Do you like children?"
Tuchun looked at him: "Do you like it?"
Shao Zhen smiled: "I said I like it, so do you like it?"
Tu Chun nodded repeatedly.Shao Zhen turned her head to look at Tuchun, squinted her eyes, and looked probingly: "Why are you so cooperative with me?"
Tu Chun said generously, "I like it."
Shao Zhen stopped talking, and let out a soft, subtle laugh. He held the steering wheel with his left hand, and put his right hand between him and Tu Chun. Tu Chun went to hold his hand. Shao Zhen stretched out his fingers, and Tu Chun Chun then clasped his fingers together.His thumb caressed Shao Zhen's finger in a random way.From the index finger to the middle finger, to the little finger, from the nail to the joint, to the tiger's mouth, and then climbed, and then crossed mountains and ridges, and roamed across.
Tuchun said, "Di Qiu is the high school classmate I told you about."
Shao Zhen said: "The one you like? Is it a secret love or a clear love?"
Tuchun couldn't help sighing, and looked at Shao Zhen helplessly.Shao Zhen shrugged her shoulders: "He sounds cute."
Tuchun smiled wryly: "Okay..."
Taking advantage of the red light at the intersection, Shao Zhen stopped the car and turned to look at Tuchun. He didn't make a sound, but just touched Tuchun's face and kissed him.He asked Tuchun: "If he appeared suddenly, would you go and confess to him?"
They were very close, their breathing was close, and their eyes were close. Tuchun saw a small, bright spot in Shao Zhen's eyes, which seemed to be himself. He suddenly couldn't tell whether he was looking at Shao Zhen. , I'm still looking at this sparkling spot.
Tuchun blinked, and said seriously: "Then he might run away in fright because of me being gay."
Shao Zhen was as serious as him: "Then what if he is the same?"
Tuchun said: "Then maybe we are not suitable at all. There will be a big quarrel for three days, and a small quarrel for two days. If you fight hard, you will die."
Shao Zhen shouted: "It can't be so tragic!"
When the green light came on, Shao Zhen sat back, sat down, and continued to drive, Tuchun reached out to touch his hand again, the two held hands, no one said anything, and went home safely.
On Tuchun's birthday, many friends came to the house. He made an appointment with Li Lanxiu, and Li Lanxiu brought a young man named Xiao Ma. To be honest, the voice is not very loud.Tong Zhaozhao also came, accompanied by her best friend Dai Li who had played with her since she was a child, and two boys they met recently, Xiaosun and Agan, both of them are out of society, Xiaosun is a civil servant, Agan works in a joint venture at home.The girls all brought gifts. Tong Zhaozhao sent a bottle of red wine and a set of utensils for eating cheese fondue. Dai Li gave a box of imported chocolates, which were beautifully packaged. Li Lanxiu came to Tuchun empty-handed. Go to wifi, open WeChat, and transfer 280 or eight yuan to Tuchun.Xiao Ma said to Tuchun embarrassingly: "Xiuxiu didn't tell me it was your birthday, and I didn't buy anything...Happy birthday, happy birthday."
After he said a few words, his face turned red. Tuchun looked at Li Lanxiu. Li Lanxiu was sitting on a low stool behind the pony, still taking off her over-the-knee boots. She made a face at Tuchun, Sighing: "Don't embarrass the honest man, okay, I am not very close to you, that is, a friend who eats and eats at a birthday party. You didn't invite me to join you on Shao Zhen's birthday. Friends of wine and meat, it is already very nice to give you a red envelope." I'm doing you a favor, okay?"
Shao Zhen was distributing disposable chopsticks and paper cups to everyone, and when she heard it, she said, "I didn't invite anyone here for my birthday."
Tong Zhaozhao took the cup and said, "Shao Zhen didn't call us when he went to Huayin for dinner, but he called us over to eat hot pot at home."
Shao Zhen said: "Hua Yin, you probably can't get enough to eat with this amount of food. I'm afraid I'll treat your stomach badly. It's more enjoyable to eat hot pot at my house."
Tong Zhaozhao puffed up her cheeks and put her hands on her hips: "I'm going to lose weight recently, I'm so fat."
A-gan said: "I think it's pretty good, don't reduce it, that's all."
Daly rolled her eyes, found a seat and sat down, and said: "To lose weight, you should first reduce your breasts. Of course, men don't want their breasts to shrink."
Tong Zhaozhao squeezed Dai Li's shoulders, and sat down on her right. Agan sat on the other side of Da Li, and said to her with a smile, "Losing weight hurts your stomach."
"Have you heard of the scientific weight loss method? Eat less, eat more and exercise, you can develop your abdominal muscles, and your skin will be tight." Dai Li and Tong Zhaozhao looked at each other, and Tong Zhaozhao answered with a smooth accent: "Hey , That’s right, how can it hurt my stomach.” She also looked at A-gan and said, “If you can find a way to make all Zara’s models look like me, I won’t lose weight.”
It was replaced by Daly: "That's right, you made Kate Moss fat to two hundred catties, you boys promise not to hear girls shouting to lose weight every day."
Tuchun brought all kinds of lettuce out of the kitchen one by one, and said, "Nan is called fattening every day, beauty parlors don't do liposuction anymore, it becomes fattening, yoga clubs are all closed down."
Li Lanxiu giggled, finally took off her boots, grabbed the pony's arm and got up, said: "I swear, even if Kate Moss becomes two hundred catties, I won't gain weight, I just like being a boner Ah, the wind is strong on the road, so you don’t need to exert too much strength to walk.”
Everyone laughed when they heard this. Li Lanxiu pointed at the dining table and said to Xiao Ma, "Sit whatever you want. Look at the configuration today. There are three men and three women. Everyone is about the same age. The standard blind date template. You can sit on whichever sister you think is cuter." Next to my sister."
Xiao Ma was shy, his ears were so red that they were bleeding, and he scratched his ears and cheeks, not knowing what to do.Li Lanxiu sat down next to Xiao Sun, Xiao Sun smiled and asked her: "Then what would this sister who thinks my brother is cuter want to drink? Coke or Sprite?"
Li Lanxiu yelled, her neck stretched, and she glanced at Tong Zhaozhao and Dai Li who were facing Xiaosun: "Ah? Isn't this your boyfriend? Is it really a blind date? Is it the kind of one-minute chat?" Is it like changing someone? I haven’t been there yet.”
Tu Chun sat next to her and signaled Xiao Ma to sit casually: "Don't listen to her nonsense, sit casually, sit casually, we are not a marriage agency here."
Xiao Ma smiled mischievously, there were only two seats left on the table, either sitting next to Dai Li or next to Tu Chun.Shao Zhen hadn't attended the table yet, and was opening red wine in the kitchen. He looked out and saw Xiao Ma sitting next to Tu Chun.Li Lanxiu shouted: "Little horse, little horse! It's not good for you to choose a seat, choose a vinegar tank!"
"Huh? Is the vinegar overturned here?" Xiao Ma got busy, wiped the chair, looked left and right, and looked at the crowd blankly: "No..."
Tong Zhaozhao and Dai Li laughed so hard that they couldn't stop the car, and Dai Li managed to catch her breath, and said to Pony, "We wiped it clean, but the smell is still there."
After finishing speaking, she burst out laughing again, and the men present were more and more confused. Agan said: "It seems that women who are not women can't understand this joke, and the joke is also sexist."
Tuchun didn't make a sound, broke away the chopsticks for Li Lanxiu, and slapped them on her hand. Li Lanxiu covered her mouth, bowed her body weakly, and was still giggling.Tuchun got down the little horse that was still standing, and said, "Sit down, sit down."
Xiao Ma scratched his scalp, Tuchun handed him a drink, Xiao Ma hurriedly held the glass with both hands, and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'll do it myself."
Xiao Sun said at this time: "Do you know what is the most serious sex-discriminated occupation?"
The hot pot soup boiled, and hot smoke was coming out of the vent hole of the pot lid. Tuchun lifted the pot lid, added various balls into it, and said, "You can add whatever you want to eat."
A-gan put mutton slices into the pot and rinsed them. As soon as the color of the meat changed, he gave it to Tong Zhaozhao, then rinsed it for Dai Li, and finally rinsed some for himself.Li Lanxiu looked at him with a smile, and also looked at Xiao Sun: "I don't know what the most sexist profession is. Anyway, I think Agan is quite politically correct now."
Xiao Sun smiled and said, "Haha, he is politically correct in America."
Tong Zhaozhao ate meat and said, "If you do it in Europe and the United States, then he should use serving chopsticks."
Xiaosun smiled even more happily, and Ah Gan hurriedly changed the pair of chopsticks: "This pair of chopsticks is now retired, and I will put it here at your disposal."
Shao Zhen came out with red wine and asked, "Does anyone want red wine?"
Li Lanxiu raised her hand: "I, I, I, red wine with hot pot, a sip of spicy food, a cup of boredom, it's very Chinese."
Tuchun glanced at her, and said: "I can see that you are celebrating the Chinese New Year. You are on the spicy side of the mandarin duck pot, and your hair is also dyed into Laura, and you still drink red wine."
With a flick of his eyes, Li Lanxiu took out two pieces of bean curd sticks from the hot pot, ate them with a wheeze, and said, "Ah? Didn't expect you to watch this kind of high-scoring Douban movie? I thought you were Fassbender every day, Andrei Tarkovsky, never watch a movie with a rating of more than 500 people."
Shao Zhen sat down, used a colander to fish out the egg dumplings and fish balls in the spicy pot, and asked, "Would you like to watch the TV?"
Dai Li asked, "Did you watch the variety show on Hunan Satellite TV recently?"
Xiao Sun boiled some beef and said: "I haven't watched TV for a long time. I didn't have time to watch it before. Now my colleagues are worried about going out for a meal together after work, so I just got a TV box. American TV series and Japanese dramas are all available." , My dad and my mom followed me to watch, watching "Homeland Security" and "House of Cards" more vigorously than me."
Xiao Ma suddenly said: "Fassbender's "12 Years a Slave" is pretty good."
Li Lanxiu blinked her eyes, coughed, and smiled at Tuchun so that her branches trembled, but there was no sound.Xiao Ma smiled dryly, lowered his head to eat, and Tu Chun picked up meat for Li Lanxiu: "Eat it! Have you read Fassbinder's "Assassin's Creed"?"
Xiao Sun patted his thigh: "Cena, speaking of that movie...you go to see it? It's too ugly! It's a waste of my movie ticket! In the future, a system can be opened, that is, the audience thinks that movie is ugly, and that After the movie is publicly rated on the ticketing software, it is lower than four points, and the audience can apply for a refund of the ticket price?"
Daly said, "Then, should the film company be opened?"
Xiao Sun said: "Then I ate shit, and I have to pay for the shit, isn't that justified?"
Daly asked Xiao Sun: "Then what do you think of your life now? Is it good, good, or bad, shit."
Xiao Sun scratched his cheeks, looked left and right, and said, "Is there a chance to have dinner with so many beauties? It's pretty good."
Agan used a colander to pick up a lot of boiled meatballs, mushrooms and fungus, and asked everyone: "Anyone want it? I have to pick it up myself."
Tong Zhaozhao picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes, and said, "Xiao Sun is good at writing poems. I can hear the voice-over and the subtext in one sentence, which means that other times are not good, and they are all shit."
Shao Zhen knocked on the bowl: "Beauties, handsome guys, new friends, old friends, can we talk about something else during the meal?"
Tuchun smiled and poured Sprite for him. The two looked at each other with a smile, and shook their heads helplessly.Daly went on to say: "Then you can't ask God for a refund just because you have worked hard and paid for your shitty life, but your life is still shitty?"
Xiao Sun raised his hand and made an oath: "If it is possible, I am really willing to ask God to refund the ticket."
Dai Li rolled her eyes, but still smiled, Li Lanxiu patted Xiao Sun on the shoulder: "That's pretty good, God must be very happy, Amen, I have another believer."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "God doesn't care, the Pope is more concerned about the number of believers."
Shao Zhen interjected: "It's okay to talk about religion, but don't talk about politics."
Dai Li ate the yam that Agan put in her bowl, and said sharply: "Your vaccination is too early!"
Everyone laughed, A-gan continued to put meat into the pot, carefully picked up a pot of bamboo shoots and poured them into the pot, saying: "Eat, eat, food is the most important thing for the people. I am either eating or going to eat." On the way! Hey, what do you want, I'll go in."
Li Lanxiu said: "Hey, I heard that there is a new ramen shop opened in the park recently. The boss has learned ramen in Japan, and the score is very good. Have any of you tried it?"
Tuchun asked, "Really? Have you ever studied in Japan? Where?"
Shao Zhen looked at them: "It's the one on Zuoan Commercial Street, right? Didn't I tell you before..."
Tuchun drank Coke and hurriedly said, "Oh, yes, I thought she was talking about another family..."
Shao Zhen hesitated to speak, lowered her head and picked the sliced meat in the bowl, but there was no sound.Tong Zhaozhao ate some frozen tofu in the spicy soup, frowned, and said to Tuchun, "Your spicy soup is not good, it's not as spicy as the spicy strips I bought."
Tuchun also ate some ingredients in the spicy soup, and said, "Is it okay? How spicy is your spicy soup?"
Tong Zhaozhao said, "I have one bag in my bag." She pointed to the three women's leather bags on the sofa, and Xiao Sun was close to the sofa, and asked her, "Which one is it?"
Tong Zhaozhao greeted Agan: "Help me get it."
Agan walked over and looked at the three bags, one black, one white, and one brown. He pointed to the black and white bags, and asked Tong Zhaozhao, "Which one? Daly's is brown, right?"
Tong Zhaozhao smiled: "It's black."
Agan brought the black leather bag over, and Tong Zhaozhao took out the bag of spicy strips, opened it and gave one to Tuchun, saying: "Eat it all the time, this is the best, try it."
Tuchun took a bite, gasping for spicy food, Shao Zhen ate it too, without changing his face, and shrugged with Tuchun, Tuchun shook his head, and said: "You guys are too good at spicy food."
Dai Li didn't touch the spicy strips, and said with a smile: "Zhao Zhao can eat spicy food very well. The editor-in-chief of her university journal is from Chongqing. I guess I was a little influenced by him."
Xiao Sun was also eating spicy sticks, took two bites, poured his drink straight down, shook his head and said, "This is spicy, it's really spicy!"
Li Lanxiu asked Tuchun: "Do you have milk and yogurt at home?"
"In the refrigerator, take it yourself."
Li Lanxiu ran to get a can of yogurt for Xiao Sun, and took a box for herself, inserted a straw, and sucked on the yogurt cup.Xiao Ma picked up a spicy stick with his chopsticks, looked at the pepper on it, and took a small bite.Li Lanxiu looked at him with a smile: "Be careful."
Tuchun was still gasping for spicy food, and his tongue was still hot. He looked at Shao Zhen with tears in his eyes, and said, "It seems that Shao Zhen's ability to eat spicy food was brought out by the chief editor."
Tong Zhaozhao smiled, and hurriedly answered: "Actually, Sichuan is fine, Hunan and Guizhou are the only ones that eat spicy food."
Shao Zhen threw the rest of the spicy strips to Tong Zhaozhao, and said, "Every day I say that I have crow's feet and nasolabial folds, so I need to eat more preservatives to resist oxidation."
Tong Zhaozhao snorted and ignored him.Xiao Sun said: "The lawyer's mouth is very powerful, and I usually can't speak clearly."
A-Gan said, "Everything a girl says makes sense."
Tong Zhaozhao stretched out five fingers, and said in a serious manner: "Hey, no, we girls can say this and think so, but if you guys say that, I will doubt your motives and real thoughts, Shao Zhen , Take out your polygraph at home, I want to use it now."
Shao Zhen went to the kitchen, A-gan looked at Tuchun, Tuchun spread his hands, after a while Shao Zhen came out of the kitchen, put a bottle of whiskey in front of A-gan: "Lie detector, use it slowly."
Agan couldn't laugh or cry, but Tong Zhaozhao encouraged him: "Is it unpredictable?"
A-gan waved his hands again and again, Dai Li also booed, and patted the table rhythmically, A-gan lost his mind, poured half a glass, took a sip, his eyes were all squinted, and Dai Li clapped his hands and laughed, and gave A-gan a drink. Pig's blood: "Release the bar."
Tong Zhaozhao suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at Tuchun, and said, "Hey, last time you did not ask for money for the article you translated for Lao Feng's magazine?"
"Old Feng asked me for help, and it was quite short. He didn't mention it, and I was embarrassed..." Tuchun said.
Shao Zhen sat back in her original seat, and said flatly, "I don't need a lie detector to know what he really thinks. Translation is just his hobby. Do whatever you want. His main job is charity."
Li Lanxiu laughed, choked on saliva, and coughed non-stop. Xiao Ma and Xiao Sun both handed her tissues, and Tu Chun became anxious: "You won't spray it on my pig's brain? I'm still waiting What about eating..."
Li Lanxiu looked at him and pointed to his head: "Isn't your pig's brain here?"
Tuchun ignored her and asked others: "Is there anyone who doesn't eat pig's brain? If someone doesn't eat it, I will take it in. The smell of pig's brain is still a bit strong."
Li Lanxiu said: "Pony don't eat."
Tuchun looked at the pony, and the pony said timidly, "It doesn't matter, you all eat, eat well, eat well."
Xiao Sun said: "Then let's put red soup, Xiaoma will eat white soup."
Xiao Ma still said: "It's okay, I can do it, hey, don't worry about me, just eat."
Tuchun didn't move, and Agan was relieved from the alcohol, and asked Tuchun, "Tuchun, did you study English in college?"
"Yes, what's the matter?"
Agan said: "Oh, it just so happens that I have a cousin who also studies English and is about to graduate. She went to a foreign company as an intern before. She didn't like it very much. She said that it's okay to work in a cubicle for a year, and she has to work out for a few more years." From depression."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "We all came out of cubicles, so what about no one?"
Daly said: "Depression, it's hard to talk about."
Agan was still talking to Tuchun: "Anyway, she said she wanted to be a freelancer. You can get other jobs besides translating books? For example, conference translation and so on. How is the salary?"
Shao Zhen snapped back and said, "If you ask him, it's like asking for nothing. He is supported by a charity fund. You should advise your cousin to be down-to-earth."
A-gan was puzzled, and Tu Chunwen said in a warm voice: "Fortunately, the monthly income is not bad, but there is no such thing as five insurances and one housing fund."
Xiao Sun said: "It doesn't matter to women, but men are at a disadvantage." He immediately looked around the dining table and argued, "I don't mean anything else."
Dai Li giggled, Tong Zhaozhao also laughed, and said: "No one said you have other meanings, it's just a social phenomenon, in the commodity society, men and women can be measured, and they are all consumables in the big society. "
Tu Chun said: "Recently, Zhaozhao's publishing house is obsessed with publishing science fiction."
Shao Zhen smiled and looked at Tong Zhaozhao.Tong Zhaozhao said: "I have read a lot of stories recently. Anyway, we are all consumables for social progress, like purses, shoes, and clothes. People are like this, and people's feelings are even more so. Talk about Love is nothing to talk about."
A-gan thought for a while and said: "Emotions are more spiritual, it's hard to say, it should be counted as a factor of social instability, isn't science fiction like to write about the final victory of human beings because of love, defeating some super villains. "
Tong Zhaozhao asked him back: "There are so many Eason Chan in your car, have you never heard that love is doubt, is love an almost fantasy truth?"
Dai Li looked at A-gan, A-gan looked distressed and helpless, Dai Li smiled and said nothing, only Tong Zhaozhao was talking at the dinner table: "Love and being in love are two different things in themselves, they are different. There will always be love inside, love will not disappear, the fire of love will not be extinguished, will it not? But love, like leather, will rub, rub, and tear." She looked around the crowd: "You They've all been in love, what do you think?"
Xiao Sun said: "Well, finding true love is different."
Tong Zhaozhao looked straight at him: "Then what is true love?"
Xiao Sun said: "I like everything she does, and I think everything she says is the truth."
Daly rolled her eyes: "Then you are either blind or deaf."
Li Lanxiu thought of something, and said loudly: "If that person is Takeshi Kaneshiro! If he doesn't love me, I'll give him [-] points!"
Shao Zhen said: "Religionists see God as true love."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "Yes, believers are very sincere to God, but religion has kidnapped God."
Li Lanxiu raised her hand: "I agree with that."
Agan looked at everyone with a smile: "There are no religious believers here, right?"
Tong Zhaozhao snorted, and replied, "There are only those who want to have sex here."
Li Lanxiu was still raising her hand, she couldn't breathe from laughing, her hand was also shaking in the air, she raised her glass to Tong Zhaozhao with the other hand, and said, "Let's go out and play together next time!"
A-gan surrendered: "Okay, okay, I asked the wrong question, and I will punish you with alcohol."
He still drank whiskey, and Daly said with a smile: "This bottle of wine is old, and you are not punished, you are rewarded."
Tong Zhaozhao drank his drink and said with a smile: "Actually, now that technology is so advanced, men are not necessary for women. I have a friend who works in the Lelo factory. Every time she introduces their company's products to me, I feel that men are men. It's really unnecessary."
After a long while, it was all silent, Xiao Sun pondered for a while, and said, "It's better to be a human being, because you can warm the quilt in winter, right?"
"Aren't you willing to install floor heating and turn on the heater? You can't have electric blankets, right?" Li Lanxiu said.
Tu Chun said: "Your topic is fast enough, you were still talking about God just now..."
Tong Zhaozhao narrowed his eyes: "Oh, do you want to continue talking about God?"
Xiao Sun said, "God might be furious when he hears you talking about lust."
Li Lanxiu said: "No, how are you people? It's none of God's business. Does he have to be responsible for people after creating them?"
"After giving birth, the mother has the responsibility to take care of the child, right?" Xiao Sun looked at her and said.
"That's responsible for your own genes, no, no, it's your genes trying to survive, have you read "The Selfish Gene"? And God created Adam, and he didn't ejaculate in his body, so he wasn't born him?"
Xiao Ma reluctantly said: "God is a man, so he can't have children..."
No one answered, and everyone had smiles on their faces. Daly sighed with emotion, clinked glasses with Xiao Ma, blinked her eyes, and said, "Xiao Ma is quite cute. I know why Xiao Li is looking for a college student."
Xiao Ma held the cup, feeling embarrassed.Shao Zhen said: "Don't listen to them, do you believe that if you say the same thing again in the future, God is a man, and you can't have children, they will roll their eyes, accuse you of ignorance, and don't want to talk to you anymore."
As soon as Agan retracted his chin, he exchanged glances with Shao Zhen from afar, and Xiao Sun smiled silently.Li Lanxiu rolled her eyes and said: "Men feel that women have no solution, and women think that men are not big enough to be evened out."
The man was silent, and the woman was also silent. Daly broke the silence and said, "Should we thank God for allowing us to talk about his ejaculation here?"
She made a gesture to respect Shao Zhen.Agan said: "Then we must first thank the owner for giving us such freedom."
Tong Zhaozhao said: "Anyway, the freedom you want is to say whatever you want, eat whatever you want, and sleep with any woman you want."
A-Gan smiled and said, "Why didn't you realize that Zhao Zhao was so radical before?"
Dai Li and Li Lanxiu said: "I don't think men don't grow up, and I also think they have no solution."
Shao Zhen made a stop gesture, and hurriedly said: "What did I say half an hour ago? Vaccinations are an afterthought."
This remark caused a roar of laughter, and everyone picked up the chopsticks to eat, served, drank, lowered their heads, some looked at the bowl, and some looked at their mobile phones.Li Lanxiu looked at the phone screen and said to Shao Zhen: "Shao Zhen, Tuchun said that your sister wants to come to Suzhou to learn Pingtan. I contacted a teacher of Pingtan school for you. I just heard back. That teacher will be available next Saturday. Kong, want to have a meal together?"
Shao Zhen said, "Okay, then should I call my sister over?"
"It's convenient for her. It's quite far from Jiangxi. You guys meet first before we talk. There is a photo of your sister, one-inch photos. By the way, what's her name?"
"Shao Wuyou, worry-free worry-free." Shao Zhen said.
Li Lanxiu buried her head in typing, and said quickly, "Huh? Shao Wuyou, boss is worried?"
When Tuchun kicked her, Li Lanxiu stuck out her tongue.Xiao Ma said: "Xiuxiu is humor."
Li Lanxiu smiled at Shao Zhen, Shao Zhen laughed and said generously, "I never thought of your idea."
At this time, the crowd was full of food, and Tuchun removed many empty dishes and brought up a cake.Shao Zhen inserted a candle, lit it, and went to turn off the light. Li Lanxiu cheered and played a tune, singing birthday songs, mixed in English and Chinese.Everyone clapped their hands together and beat the beat.
"Make a wish! Hurry up! The candle is going to burn out!" Li Lanxiu went to Gong Tuchun during the interval of singing.Tuchun quickly clasped his hands and made a wish. He said, "I hope that when I watch movies this year, I won't meet any kids kicking my chair."
Li Lanxiu and Xiao Ma said in unison: "It won't work if you say it!"
Tuchun smiled and blew out the candle.
Li Lanxiu pulled Shao Zhen to ask if there were any extra candles at home, and insisted on making another one from Tuchun, but Tuchun refused, so Shao Zhen turned on the light again, Tuchun began to share the cake, and when it was distributed to Li Lanxiu, she wrinkled her nose Said with a straight face: "One can only be sober in one's life, and make many wishes in a serious way? You have spanned half a century with one foot, why are you so unreasonable?"
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