Sad autumn
Chapter 12 (2)
Tuchun rolled his eyes, took a sip of Coke, and asked Tian Jing: "Then do you know Xiaoding likes you?"
Tian Jing said: "Why don't I know this! Otherwise, Xiao Ding will be buried, why should I accompany you?"
Her eyes dimmed suddenly, and she looked at the empty seat across from her chin, and said, "Actually, Xiaoding... there are really unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good and bad fortunes. Do you think Di Qiu is because he was the one that day?" Looking for Xiao Ding to go out to play, Xiao Ding had a car accident, he felt sorry, he couldn't pass the hurdle, so he left? He didn't even go to see Xiao Ding when he was buried...you played so well." Tian Jing took a breath Nose: "Xiao Ding is very nice." She looked at Tuchun: "Unlike you, you are nice to everyone, but in fact it is so fierce, look at the scar on my arm, you bit it out Haven't retreated until now!"
"Are you going to eat or not?"
Tian Jing sat with her legs crossed: "I'm full, let's go shopping later, digest and digest."
Tuchun asked, "Where's your husband?"
"He's on a business trip," Tian Jing smiled, "it's almost the same as Old Tu, he travels every week."
Tuchun frowned: "You don't want to crow yourself."
Tian Jing didn't care: "It doesn't matter, anyway, we DINK, we don't have children, and it's easier to share. Just treat him as a post in my life. Wherever I want to drive, wherever I drive, it doesn't matter." He has the final say on this station.”
Tuchun said: "It's not the track that has the final say. In the future, trackless vehicles will be popular, and there will be magnetic levitation. The cars will float, and the driver will not have the final say. From now on, it will be controlled by computers."
"Do you know that we are not living under the control of computers now? If you can't get fat, it's because your internal program has a problem! You have a virus in your body!"
"Why don't you just say that I have roundworms in my stomach?"
Tian Jing laughed out loud, put down the knife and fork, and announced: "It's so disgusting, I can't eat it at all."
Tuchun looked at her.Then she said, "You can eat what you want. You are very happy to eat, and it tastes delicious." She held her face in one hand, looked sideways at Tuchun, and continued, "You three are all eating. It’s very fragrant. It’s the happiest time to go to barbecue with you. I like to help you count the skewers. I remember that there used to be a self-service Inner Mongolia lamb barbecue on Shizi Street. Drinks and meat skewers are all unlimited. You, Di Qiu and Xiao Ding will go bankrupt."
Tuchun said, "You have contributed a lot to it." He finished eating a piece of lamb chops, wiped his hands and mouth, and said, "There is nothing to talk about before."
Tian Jing said: "If you don't talk about it, it doesn't mean you won't think about it. Instead of thinking about it, it's better to talk about it. After much deliberation, you can't think of anything good. After talking about it, you don't care about any good or bad things, you understand?"
Tuchun shook his head, saw Lu Xinya coming with the child in his arms, he got up and said, "Sister Xianglin tells others about one thing every day."
"She's crazy! Do you compare with her?" Tian Jing pushed Tuchun away: "Go, let's go, and you will lose your temper if I talk to you a few words."
Tuchun walked forward and said to her, "Think about where you can go shopping later."
When he came back, Tian Jing had already made up her mind: "Let's go to Shiquan Street for a walk. It's not fun to go shopping all the time, and it's not too hot today."
"The weather forecast says it might rain tonight," Tuchun said.
Tian Jing blinked: "Then it hasn't been played yet!"
Tuchun couldn't hold her back, and when he had eaten and drank enough, the two of them went to Shiquan Street.The weather forecast on the traffic radio station has been broadcasting the possibility of rain. Tian Jing still brought a folding umbrella to plan for the rainy day, but the rain did not come down. The more she and Tu Chun walked around, the more confident she became. red plastic bag.Tian Jing has a strong desire to shop, so she has to look at clothing stores and jewelry stores, as well as roasted seeds and nuts stores and convenience stores.The two stopped and went, in and out, and just passed the Yangyang Dumpling Restaurant. Tu Chun had already carried a lot of Tian Jing's spoils in his hand, and now, he followed Tian Jing into a clothing store.The female clerk who looked after the store was very enthusiastic. She was young and had many freckles on her face. She was wearing pink lipstick and was full of youth. It must look good! Look at this blue one, it is difficult for ordinary people to wear it, but I know you can control it, you have such a temperament! Sis, try it!"
Tian Jing turned her head and made a funny face with Tu Chun, and carried a bunch of dresses into the fitting room. After a while, Tu Chun's cell phone vibrated, and he received Tian Jing's WeChat.
That blue dress is three thousand eight!I think it has been unsalable for a long time, and I'm just waiting to be taken advantage of, and I don't want to be taken advantage of!When I come out, you will say it is not good-looking, ugly, ah, I know.
Tu Chunhui: If you don’t want to buy it, don’t buy it. You have to play tricks.
Tian Jing replied: What do you know!People need face, and trees need skin. Well, I have such temperament, so of course I need skin.
Tuchun smiled, looked towards the locker room, and was going with the female salesperson when she saw it. The female salesperson was clever, so she came to greet him, one brother at a time: "Brother, do you want to eat chestnuts? I just bought it! Liang Xiangye Chestnuts! They are very glutinous and sweet. My sister is really lucky. If I ask my boyfriend to go shopping, he will let me go shopping on Taobao. Post, brother, don’t mention it, living in Jiangsu and Zhejiang is very convenient, and you can buy everything with free postage, which can save me a lot of money!”
Tian Jing said loudly in the locker room: "But it's best to try on the clothes and shoes!"
The female shop assistant raised her head and said, "That's right! My sister can see that she is living a delicate and understanding life!" She picked up two more skirts and went to the door of the dressing room, knocked on the door, and said, "You can buy the materials in our shop. You’ll know it when you put it on! It’s very comfortable to wear in summer, and it’s [-]% pure silk! If you’re not satisfied with those pairs, try this style again? The thin suspenders make your clavicle look so pretty!”
She was chattering about the introduction, and the bell hanging on the store door was jingling. Tuchun saw a man outside, not tall, with a supermarket shopping bag in one hand and a skewer in the other. key.Tuchun immediately recognized this man, it was Xiao Zhao.Xiao Zhao also recognized him, his face froze at first, then he laughed, took out a lunch box from his shopping bag and put it on the counter, looked at Tuchun, glanced at the female clerk, and said Said: "I'll take care of the meal."
The shop assistant smiled heartily: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!"
After listening to this, Xiao Zhao pulled her over and whispered something. The smile on the female clerk's face remained unchanged, but she stopped talking to Tuchun, and sat at the counter, opened the lunch box to eat.Xiao Zhao made a gesture of exhaling a cigarette, and Tu Chun went outside the shop with him.Xiao Zhao sent out cigarettes to Tuchun, lit the fire, and asked, "Would you like to find a grid?" (How did you think of finding it?)
Tuchun protected Huo Miao, and said: "I came here specially... I'm going to hang out with Ning's family. I know that Eyao's shop is not qualified." Akira, I didn't know you opened this store either.)
Xiao Zhao smiled: "Girlfriend?"
Tuchun said: "Neighbors next door, there has been a Bai Xiangge long ago." (Neighbors next door, they used to play together.)
Xiao Zhao took a sip of his cigarette, put one hand in his pocket, raised one shoulder, and asked Tuchun, "How crooked?"
Tuchun nodded and said, "It's pretty good."
Xiao Zhao casually pointed to the store: "One by one...Xiao Zhou, help me look at the store layout." (This...Xiao Zhou, help me look at the store.)
Tuchun looked at the ground and nodded.
Xiao Zhao said: "I'm here to help my old girlfriend separate, shop... um, if you want to tut, let me see." (I separated from my ex-girlfriend, shop...she No more, leave it to me to watch.)
He also said: "It's better to find friends with poor conditions." (It's better to find friends with similar conditions when falling in love.)
Tuchun stretched his hand out of the eaves and said, "Oh, it's raining?" (Is it raining?)
Xiao Zhao took half a step forward, looked up at the sky, then quickly retracted his neck, and retreated, feeling relieved: "Hey!! Yes! It's raining!" (Yes! It's raining!)
After all, the rain still fell, and it became pouring in an instant. There were thunder and lightning, and a curtain of thick yellow rain and fog suddenly hung down on the black and blue night. The rain hit the eaves.Tuchun and Xiao Zhao hid back in the store, Tian Jing was wearing a blue skirt and looking at herself in front of the full-length mirror, as soon as Tuchun entered, she winked at him.
Tuchun said: "It's raining heavily! Ah, should we go?" (It's raining heavily! Do you want to go?)
Xiao Zhou walked to the door with the lunch box in his hand and looked around: "Is it so big? Sit in the store for a while and wait for the rain to lighten before leaving! Miss, don't you still have a few dresses that you haven't tried yet?"
Xiao Zhao asked her anxiously: "Ah, is there an umbrella? Where is the umbrella that was put here last time?"
Xiao Zhou said: "It's raining so hard, an umbrella is useless!"
Xiao Zhao ignored it, found several cabinets, took out a long-handled umbrella, and stuffed it to Tuchun: "Take it and use it!"
Tu Chun and Tian Jing waved: "Come on, let's go."
Tian Jing said, "Then I'll replace it."
Xiao Zhou followed her and said, "Sister, don't you have one? You are very well dressed."
Tu Chun said: "Next time, next time, wait a little longer, it will probably get bigger and bigger."
Xiao Zhao is also persuading: "That's right, let's do it next time, everyone knows it, Xiao Zhou remembers that they will give them a [-]% discount next time, besides, it is raining so hard, and the clothes will get wet even if they are put in the bag. It’s troublesome if your clothes get wet in the rain.”
Xiao Zhou looked at Xiao Zhao, then at Tu Chun, holding the corner of his mouth, and his voice softened, echoing them: "Then next time..."
After Tian Jing changed her clothes and came out, Tu Chun gave her the long-handled umbrella and held up the folding umbrella by himself. After saying goodbye to Xiao Zhao in a hurry, the two rushed into the rain together.Tuchun was still carrying Tian Jing's large and small bags, and ran slower than her. He returned to the parking place and got in the car. He looked at Tian Jing, her calves were soaked, and half of her clothes were also soaked in the rain. The flats on her feet had darkened, and she was wiping away the mud spots on her instep with a paper towel.Tuchun's jeans legs were also wet, Tian Jing stuffed him with a tissue box, and the two of them took turns taking tissues to wipe their faces and arms, Tian Jing asked, "Do you know the male boss in the store just now?"
Tuchun said: "The former colleague, he stopped doing it later."
"Does he have a girlfriend?"
"It was said that the store was opened with my girlfriend, but I told him just now that I separated from my girlfriend, and the store was given to him..."
Tian Jing said: "Oh, then if you have his girlfriend's phone number, you'd better call her now, so you can watch more lightning and thunder."
Tuchun sighed, "You are afraid that the world will not be chaotic."
Tian Jing laughed, turned down the mirror and reapplied her lipstick, and said: "The store I opened with my girlfriend, we separated, and my girlfriend doesn't want to shop, it's impossible."
Tu Chun said, "Let's drive!"
Tian Jing started the car, and the air-conditioning whistled and blew out from the vent. She hurriedly turned up the temperature and turned down the wind, but the car was still gloomy.Tuchun said: "Go to my house and change your clothes. You must be able to wear my mother's clothes. You drive to the new district and then drive back to the park. Don't go to work tomorrow."
Tian Jing said: "Then I happen to be on vacation!"
Tu Chun clicked his tongue, and Tian Jing stuck out her tongue: "Anyway, you don't like what I do, you don't like me blowing bubbles into the water, you don't like Di Qiu blowing, you don't mind, I'm skipping class, you go to the game The hall scolded me, Di Qiu skipped class, you escaped with him, and ran to play King of Fighters all afternoon."
Tuchun choked for a moment, and then said: "Doudo said that she saw Di Qiu that day."
"Ah? He's still in Suzhou?" Tian Jing was surprised, "Doudou, it's your little aunt's daughter, that Doudou? Where did she meet Di Qiu? Why can't I meet him?"
"On Jia'an's side," Tuchun continued, "He said he would not leave Suzhou. He kept his word, and I knew it."
Tian Jing smiled and said in a melodious tone: "A liar will swallow a thousand needles."
Tuchun looked outside: "Forget it, I'll take a taxi back, you can go home by yourself."
"Are you kidding! Where can I get a taxi for you at this time! At most, I'll go to your house and wear Jasmine's 80s suit." Tian Jing had already driven the car out of Shiquan Street, and she hummed softly.
Tu Chun said: "Stop listening to bitter love songs."
Tian Jing ignored him, and played the music to listen. The speaker played "The Infatuated Man", singing in Hokkien very joyously, Tian Jing also followed each other, performing affectionately, Tuchun smiled and raised his arms Holding his chin, he said, "You drive hard!"
When we got downstairs to Tuchun's house, the rain was not as heavy as in the urban area. Tian Jing stepped on the brake, but did not turn off the engine, and said to Tuchun, "I still won't go up."
Tuchun said: "My mother knows that I have nothing to do with you."
Tian Jing wanted to say something, her mouth opened wide, her facial features were ferocious, and she sneezed.Tuchun didn't say anything, just stared at her, Tian Jing sniffed, and went upstairs with Tuchun.But when she got to the door of Tuchun's house, she flinched again. Tuchun became angry, took her with one hand, opened the door with the other, and pushed her directly into the room. The two pushed her silently. Jasmine came across.
Jasmine said: "I'm still thinking about the sound of Xixisuosuoge, um, come in again, I think it's a bone of a thief." (I'm still thinking about the sound of Xixisuosuo, you don't come in again , I wonder if I ran into a thief.)
Tuchun closed the door, took Tian Jing's slippers, and said, "It's so lame to be a thief, you can't pick the lock for half a day." (Then this thief is too lame, he can't pry the door lock for a long time. )
Tian Jing greeted Jasmine: "Hello, Auntie..."
Jasmine sized up the two of them, frowned, stretched out her hand and pulled Tian Jing to her, and said, "Come in quickly! You're so shivering!"
Tian Jing hurriedly looked at Tuchun, the old god Tuchun was changing shoes on the ground, and said, "It's just to see that Erlang is dripping with water, so I called Erlang to come first, let's take a bath and change clothes."
(Come in quickly! You must be soaking wet!) (I just saw her soaking wet, and told her to come here first to take a shower and change clothes.)
Jasmine said: "It happens that there is a set of towels that have been used. I'll dig them out, hey! Go in, what are your eyes?" What are you doing?)
Without saying a word, she locked Tian Jing into the shower room in the corridor, ran into her bedroom, took a set of towels and clean clothes, came out, knocked on the door of the shower room, and sent the things in.Tuchun also went back to her room and took a bath. When she came out, Tian Jing was already blowing her hair. She was wearing a Jasmine sequined T-shirt and jeans, the belt was pulled to the last frame, and her waist was slender.
Tuchun went to the living room and sat down. Jasmine came out of the kitchen with sliced cantaloupe and cantaloupe, and said to Tian Jing who was still wiping her hair, "Dry your hair and come over and eat some fruit." Order some fruit.)
Tian Jing agreed, and while Jasmine was looking down for the TV remote control, she exchanged an unbelievable look with Tuchun.Tuchun shrugged and spread his hands, ate a piece of cantaloupe, took out a remote control from under his buttocks, and handed it to Jasmine.
"What a guy, why don't you tell me sooner after sitting under your ass!" Jasmine gave Tuchun a look, and grabbed the remote control. (Really, if you are sitting under your butt, you should have said it earlier!)
Tuchun stretched his legs lazily, and sat with his arms spread out: "What's so interesting about the advertisement..."
Jasmine said: "It's annoying to change back and forth."
Tuchun stopped talking, and ate cantaloupe silently, Jasmine came to teach him again: "Why don't you eat it, wait for Xie Ning's Tian Jing to eat something? Why don't you go to the buffet at night, are you full? "(You have eaten it all, what will Tian Jing eat later? Didn't you go to the buffet at night, are you not full?)
Tuchun said in a low voice: "Hey, what are you talking about, I'll go to the buffet with you, and you can cut fruits..." (Are you saying that, I went to the buffet with her, then you cut it What fruit...)
Jasmine snorted, turned around, and turned her back to Tuchun.Tuchun put down the fruit fork, the advertisement was finished, and the TV series started again. Tuchun followed after watching for a while, and gently asked Jasmine: "Is the man in the red clothes the male lead?" The male is the leading actor?)
Jasmine didn't make a sound, Tuchun touched the back of his hand, and didn't say anything else. When Tian Jing came over, Jasmine made a sound, calling Tian Jing to come and eat some fruit.
Tian Jing walked to the side of the sofa and said: "I won't eat anymore, you guys can eat, it's getting late, and it will take me a long time to drive back, I'd better go now while the rain is light, and drive on the road when it gets heavy It's inconvenient to get up."
Jasmine said: "Alright, alright, then be careful on the road."
She got up to see off Tian Jing, walked a few steps, and yelled at Tuchun: "Get up and see off the Ning family! What kind of accent do you look like when you are paralyzed on the sofa!" )
Tuchun sat up straight, and Hetian Jing waved: "Be careful on the road."
Jasmine came over and patted him hard, and she sent Tian Jing to the door. The two said goodbye to each other, looked at each other, and looked away from each other.When she was about to walk out the door, Tian Jing suddenly said: "Auntie, my mother and the others held a flower arrangement class in the art nursery this Saturday. Would you like to come and see it? It would be nice to have tea and talk together."
Jasmine replied after a while and said, "Okay, then... I, I will call your mother tomorrow."
"Well, remember to call her! Auntie, Tuchun, I'm leaving."
As soon as Tian Jing left, Jasmine went back to the sofa and sat down. This time she faced Tuchun, looked at the sliced melons, put her hands together, and sighed.Tuchun caressed her back, Jasmine shook her head slightly, and said thoughtfully: "I will meet Tian Jing next time, please tell me, Auntie, I am sorry to go last time, I am really sorry..."
(Next time you meet Tian Jing, tell me, Auntie was sorry last time, really sorry...)
Tu Chun said with a smile: "Well, I have a very full schedule, so I need an assistant to help you deal with interpersonal relationships." (Okay, your schedule is so full now, you need an assistant to help you dealing with interpersonal relationships.)
Jasmine's eyes are fierce, and Tuchun is fierce.Tuchun said: "In the second half of Friday, I will go to Jinjin to meet with you, and Ni will go to Gao to get a signature. On Saturday, I will have tea. On Sunday, I will help you arrange some activities. ?” (Then on Friday afternoon, I went to Jinjin’s to meet you, and we went to Lawyer Gao’s to sign. On Saturday, you go to have tea. What about Sunday? Can you arrange some activities for you?)
Jasmine thought for a while, took out her mobile phone and looked through it for a long time, and said, "Help Mama Ann on Sunday, Fangfang agreed to go to the Lingwu Cave to be white." to play.)
Tuchun ate cantaloupe, and Jasmine said: "Last time, I went to umduo's house to make bad stew, and I met umduo Haohao... I don't want to say it, I'm young, and I'm picking rags in the waves on my arms. Ningdao is pretty good." Green head." (The last time I went to their house to make a mess, I met them Haohao...Don't tell me, you are young, your arms are gaudy, and your humanity is quite stable.)
Jasmine looked at Tuchun, and was still talking about An Hao: "The nickname sounds like the same." (The nickname is the same as yours.)
Tuchun chewed the cantaloupe in his mouth, waved his hand, got up and fled into the bedroom.He brushed his teeth and went to bed. Before going to bed, he received two messages, one was from Xiao Zhao, saying: No one knows about my breakup with my girlfriend, so don’t talk about it.
The other one is from Tian Jing: I'm home now, Xiaoding's birthday next month, do you want to go and see him together?
Tuchun returned the exact same information about the two of them.
Ok.
Ok.
On Friday afternoon, Tuchun took the bus to Leqiao Station and walked to Jinfan Road.The reserved dance classroom is located in an office building here.When Tuchun went upstairs, the little girl at the front desk waved to him as soon as she saw him, and asked with a smile, "Come to see Miss Jinjin? She just went out, but she will be back soon. Sit down and eat." sugar?"
Tuchun approached and said, "I'll pick up my mother."
The receptionist tilted his head and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Auntie is taking Pilates, right? get out of class is over soon, eat candy."
Tuchun took a guava-flavored fruit candy, unpacked it, and put it in his mouth.
There are a lot of round sofa seats in the lobby where the reception is set up. There is also a weighing scale in the corner, and a calendar poster is posted on the wall. On it is the class schedule of the dance classroom for this month.The reserved dance classroom not only teaches cha-cha, rumba, pole dancing, but also hot yoga classes, fat loss and shaping classes, Pilates, and what's more fresh is that two new classes are listed at the bottom of the schedule.One is called premarital counseling for women, and the other is called premarital counseling for men. There is one class a week, both on Sundays. Have a meaningful weekend!
Tuchun asked curiously: "This pre-marital counseling...what does it teach?"
The receptionist covered her mouth, her eyes were crooked, and laughter leaked from her fingers. She didn't speak, and found two leaflets for Tuchun, one for female clients and one for male clients.Tuchun saw that this pre-marriage counseling course lasted three months. The two teachers were both female, and one was surnamed Xu, who claimed to be from the psychology department of a certain university. She had millions of fans on Weibo and was a guest of local sentiment all the year round. Column, the other one is younger, surnamed Qian, also born in a psychology specialist, does not play Weibo, does not play WeChat, cooperates closely with publishing houses and the fashion industry, has a personal column in two fashion magazines, and knows about horoscope matching, Xia Xiaoren's face and bones have published a series of books on the relationship between men and women, "I Ask You Answer", "You Love I Wish", "I Say You Sing", and the sales volume is firmly among the top ten non-fiction books this year.
Teacher Xu teaches girls. The courses include, but are not limited to: how to fake cheerful emotions, how to fake orgasms, how to use sex toys, multi-threaded transaction processing ability training, how to accurately control the length and aftertaste of silence, how to cultivate new Hobbies, How to Make a Cocktail, General Process and Fee Guidelines for Hiring a Lawyer.
Teacher Qian taught boys how to fake cheerful emotions, how to use sex toys, develop a hobby (recommended handicraft projects, such as woodworking), how to choose conversation topics (free list that can be used for life), how to Accurately control the quantity of flowers purchased, the general process and fee guide for hiring a lawyer.
Tuchun was eye-opening, returned the flyer, and couldn't help asking: "Is there really someone who signed up?"
The front desk said mysteriously: "The market should not be too good!"
Tuchun shook his body, had nothing to say, now walked over from the elevator, called Tuchun, and took him to his office.
"Your mother probably needs half an hour. This teacher likes to drag the class a little bit." Jin Jin said.
Tuchun said, "That's because the students have made a lot of money."
He sat down at the desk, put down his leather bag modestly, sat on a manager's chair, turned on the computer, raised his eyes to look at Tuchun, smiled, and grabbed a bag of potato chips from the drawer.
"Please eat, imported, kettlecooked, how to say...Chinese is..." Jinjin looked at the English on the potato chips, pondered for a moment, and said, "Anyway, the calories are not that high!"
She opened the potato chips and opened her mouth to Tuchun. Tuchun took a look, it smelled of black pepper.
"Eat it." Jin Jin pushed the potato chips towards him vigorously, Tu Chun ate two, and she hurriedly asked, "Ah, delicious?"
Tuchun turned his mouth towards her, wrinkled his nose and face reservedly, turned over the bag of potato chips, took out a calculator, looked at the heat meter, turned it over to look at the front, and pressed the calculator while pressing it. Talk to Tuchun: "Old Gu said you closed a disappearance case, and he is going to apply for some bonus for you."
Tu Chun said: "It's not my credit, I told him that Maotou asked me to make a call, did you figure it out?"
“不要吵呐!40克120卡,这一包么是150克,40克是20片……”
Tuchun took out two tissues and put them on the table: "You count 20."
Jinjin rolled her eyes, and said in a rambling voice, "Then you made the phone call? It's your credit if you made the call. There is a recording at the Public Security Bureau, otherwise, if you mean it, please eat it up." meal."
"He is more qualified than me, and he is also more flexible than me. You can talk to Lao Gu, and if you want to apply for a bonus, give it to him."
Jin Jin raised her head to look at Tu Chun, and said, "Are you afraid that they will say behind their backs that Lao Gu engages in nepotism?"
Tuchun said: "There are some rumors like this."
He said reservedly: "Really, it wasn't Lao Gu who arranged you in their station, he was transferred there after you went first, and so did Lao Gu, the people in the police station are so capable of detection. Talk nonsense."
Tuchun stopped beeping, Jinjin pushed the calculator away, shook the bag of potato chips, looked inside, picked up a piece of potato chips and came out, Tuchun looked at it and laughed, Jinjin flew over with a white eye again, asking He: "I heard from Jasmine that you plan to change jobs?"
Tuchun ate potato chips one after another, his mouth and fingers were fragrant, he said: "Look again..."
Jinjin glanced at the time, hugged her arms and said to Tuchun, "Old Tu, I've been stuffed for a long time, and there's something wrong with me." She even stated in Mandarin, "I'm not an afterthought!"
(Old Tu, I already thought he had a problem.)
"What's the question, let's talk about it." (What's the question, let's talk about it.)
Jinjin's eyes were wide open, and she was full of momentum: "Well, why did you sell leaves and never eat tea in the house?" She still made a statement in Mandarin: "This is a big problem!"
(Why does he never drink tea in his own home when he sells tea?)
Tuchun smiled, with sharp eyes: "Don't you want to laugh!" (Don't laugh!)
Tu Chun said: "Ah, did Jasmine give you some inspiration for the pre-marital counseling class?"
Jinjin swayed her body and smiled too. Just as she was talking, Jasmine pushed the door open and entered. Tuchun stood up, took the bag of potato chips, and said, "I'll take the potato chips."
"Hey, wait for a rest." Jinjin called to him, took out a tissue and put it on the table, poured out some potato chips, counted them, returned two chips, and then let Tuchun go.
Jasmine was bewildered, she came out of her reserved office, and asked Tuchun, "Nanghong? What's wrong with the potato chips?" (Why? What's wrong with these potato chips?)
Tu Chun shrugged his shoulders: "It is estimated that there is a mirror in the mall to help you. The mirrors in the house are more problematic." (It is estimated that the mirrors in the mall are more problematic than the mirrors in their home.)
Jasmine and Tuchun entered the elevator, and there were only the two of them in the elevator room. She looked at her blurred reflection on the metal door and said, "It's so thin, it's good, it's better for the old man to have more flesh." (It's not good to be too skinny. It's better to have more flesh on your face when you're old.)
Tuchun said: "Oh, you are old..." (You are not old either.)
Jasmine said: "Oh, why don't you just gossip, can you tell me about my personality, please tell me about my personality, let's talk about it, let me tell you how old I am, my youngest is old and messy, look at me I know I'm old." (Ouch, the lady who sells skin care products told me about this, I was happy to hear it, you can forget it, my age, my youngest is always on you , you can tell that I am old."
Tu Chun said: "Well, I think he is very young." (Actually, I also look quite young.)
Jasmine said: "I am not afraid of getting older." (I am not afraid of getting older.)
Tuchun smiled, but there was no sound. Jasmine stroked her face and said, "But it's not enough, let's count the wrinkles." (But, let's forget the wrinkles.)
Tuchun still smiled, and escorted Jasmine out of the elevator. Jasmine gave him the car keys, Tuchun drove, and the two went to Lawyer Gao's office.
Lawyer Gao was busy with his affairs. When Tuchun and Jasmine arrived at his office, a young man waited at the door to entertain them. He said, "I am Shao Zhen, Lawyer Gao's assistant. Lawyer Gao is still having a small meeting. Come with me first."
Jasmine nodded and said, "Oh, you are that little Shao."
Shao Zhen smiled, with a friendly expression: "Yes, it's me." He led Tuchun and Jasmine into a small conference room, followed him in, closed the door, and said, "The matter about the house before is considered a discussion." Alright, Lawyer Lu has drawn up an agreement, let me talk to you two first."
Jasmine was still looking at Shao Zhen, and said: "I didn't expect you to be so young. Listening to your voice and speaking, you are quite calm and mature. You just graduated from university or have you been working for a while?"
Shao Zhen did look very young, her hair was cut to the point where her ears were exposed, her skin was fair, her face was small, and the tip of her nose was slightly raised, making her whole face look childish and student-like.He was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, a watch with a leather strap, and was holding a stack of documents in one hand.His nails are well manicured.
Shao Zhen put down the documents on the conference table, and said, "I have been working with Lawyer Gao for several years after the exam." He asked, "Would you like something to drink? Coffee or tea?"
Jasmine said: "Water will be fine."
There was a water dispenser, coffee powder and tea bags in the meeting room. Shao Zhen poured two cups of water over, spread out the documents, and handed a copy to Jasmine and Tuchun respectively. After sitting down, she began to explain.He explained one by one, Jasmine watched each one, and Tuchun put the bag of potato chips in his hand on the conference table.When they talked about a question about the distribution of equity income in Tuqing Company, Jasmine interrupted Shao Zhen and asked eagerly: "The meaning of this article is that when the woman gives birth to a child, that child will also have a share in the company's equity. ah?"
Shao Zhen said: "That's what it means." He drew a circle on this agreement with a pen, "Is this one that needs to be discussed with Lawyer Lu?"
Jasmine nodded frequently, looked at Tuchun, and said, "This girl is probably pregnant." (That girl is probably pregnant.)
Tuchun said: "Would you like to help dad get divorced? Well, if you get married more, the company has a share."
Jasmine said to Tuchun, "Go outside and wait for me." (You go outside and wait for me.)
Tuchun blinked his eyes, didn't move, didn't make any sound, and put the potato chips into his arms.Lawyer Gao just came in. As soon as he came in, he greeted everyone with a loud voice: "Xiao Tu, Sister Hua, long time no see, long time no see! Shao Zhen, where have you been talking?"
Jasmine snapped back and said, "Xiao Gao, you can call Lawyer Lu now and ask him to come over. If he can't come over, then we can talk over the phone and make it clear."
Lawyer Gao looked at Shao Zhen, Shao Zhen showed the document to Lawyer Gao, and said, "It's about this..."
Lawyer Gao stared at the document for a while, adjusted his glasses, smiled, sat beside Jasmine, and said, "Then what's your idea?"
Jasmine said: "Make an agreement. Lao Tu's equity will belong to my son in the future. If you don't make an agreement, you won't get a divorce. Let's see how his mistress will have a child and how the child will register! He is not very young, and the threshold is pretty good. Why are mothers more expensive than children? Tell Lao Tu to be careful, think carefully before eating and drinking, he is hard to guard against at his age."
Tuchun stood up and said, "Let's talk, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette."
Jasmine didn't care about Tuchun, and was still pulling Lawyer Gao to talk: "It's not that I want to fight for something, our Haohao is too easy to talk, let's put it in a bad way, when I kick my feet, old Tu, or I will kick my feet too Yes, or most of the people were buried in the soil, and the woman said a few words here and there, she was selling miserably, Haohao was soft-hearted, and she took all the benefits, Lawyer Gao, You can tell with conscience, girls of this age, if they look at the old picture, what do you think is the reason for his appearance?"
Lawyer Gao laughed and listened, writing something in the blank space of the document with one hand, but Tuchun couldn't see it, so he didn't look at it anymore, opened the door and went out.
Tuchun did not go far, just stood
Tian Jing said: "Why don't I know this! Otherwise, Xiao Ding will be buried, why should I accompany you?"
Her eyes dimmed suddenly, and she looked at the empty seat across from her chin, and said, "Actually, Xiaoding... there are really unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good and bad fortunes. Do you think Di Qiu is because he was the one that day?" Looking for Xiao Ding to go out to play, Xiao Ding had a car accident, he felt sorry, he couldn't pass the hurdle, so he left? He didn't even go to see Xiao Ding when he was buried...you played so well." Tian Jing took a breath Nose: "Xiao Ding is very nice." She looked at Tuchun: "Unlike you, you are nice to everyone, but in fact it is so fierce, look at the scar on my arm, you bit it out Haven't retreated until now!"
"Are you going to eat or not?"
Tian Jing sat with her legs crossed: "I'm full, let's go shopping later, digest and digest."
Tuchun asked, "Where's your husband?"
"He's on a business trip," Tian Jing smiled, "it's almost the same as Old Tu, he travels every week."
Tuchun frowned: "You don't want to crow yourself."
Tian Jing didn't care: "It doesn't matter, anyway, we DINK, we don't have children, and it's easier to share. Just treat him as a post in my life. Wherever I want to drive, wherever I drive, it doesn't matter." He has the final say on this station.”
Tuchun said: "It's not the track that has the final say. In the future, trackless vehicles will be popular, and there will be magnetic levitation. The cars will float, and the driver will not have the final say. From now on, it will be controlled by computers."
"Do you know that we are not living under the control of computers now? If you can't get fat, it's because your internal program has a problem! You have a virus in your body!"
"Why don't you just say that I have roundworms in my stomach?"
Tian Jing laughed out loud, put down the knife and fork, and announced: "It's so disgusting, I can't eat it at all."
Tuchun looked at her.Then she said, "You can eat what you want. You are very happy to eat, and it tastes delicious." She held her face in one hand, looked sideways at Tuchun, and continued, "You three are all eating. It’s very fragrant. It’s the happiest time to go to barbecue with you. I like to help you count the skewers. I remember that there used to be a self-service Inner Mongolia lamb barbecue on Shizi Street. Drinks and meat skewers are all unlimited. You, Di Qiu and Xiao Ding will go bankrupt."
Tuchun said, "You have contributed a lot to it." He finished eating a piece of lamb chops, wiped his hands and mouth, and said, "There is nothing to talk about before."
Tian Jing said: "If you don't talk about it, it doesn't mean you won't think about it. Instead of thinking about it, it's better to talk about it. After much deliberation, you can't think of anything good. After talking about it, you don't care about any good or bad things, you understand?"
Tuchun shook his head, saw Lu Xinya coming with the child in his arms, he got up and said, "Sister Xianglin tells others about one thing every day."
"She's crazy! Do you compare with her?" Tian Jing pushed Tuchun away: "Go, let's go, and you will lose your temper if I talk to you a few words."
Tuchun walked forward and said to her, "Think about where you can go shopping later."
When he came back, Tian Jing had already made up her mind: "Let's go to Shiquan Street for a walk. It's not fun to go shopping all the time, and it's not too hot today."
"The weather forecast says it might rain tonight," Tuchun said.
Tian Jing blinked: "Then it hasn't been played yet!"
Tuchun couldn't hold her back, and when he had eaten and drank enough, the two of them went to Shiquan Street.The weather forecast on the traffic radio station has been broadcasting the possibility of rain. Tian Jing still brought a folding umbrella to plan for the rainy day, but the rain did not come down. The more she and Tu Chun walked around, the more confident she became. red plastic bag.Tian Jing has a strong desire to shop, so she has to look at clothing stores and jewelry stores, as well as roasted seeds and nuts stores and convenience stores.The two stopped and went, in and out, and just passed the Yangyang Dumpling Restaurant. Tu Chun had already carried a lot of Tian Jing's spoils in his hand, and now, he followed Tian Jing into a clothing store.The female clerk who looked after the store was very enthusiastic. She was young and had many freckles on her face. She was wearing pink lipstick and was full of youth. It must look good! Look at this blue one, it is difficult for ordinary people to wear it, but I know you can control it, you have such a temperament! Sis, try it!"
Tian Jing turned her head and made a funny face with Tu Chun, and carried a bunch of dresses into the fitting room. After a while, Tu Chun's cell phone vibrated, and he received Tian Jing's WeChat.
That blue dress is three thousand eight!I think it has been unsalable for a long time, and I'm just waiting to be taken advantage of, and I don't want to be taken advantage of!When I come out, you will say it is not good-looking, ugly, ah, I know.
Tu Chunhui: If you don’t want to buy it, don’t buy it. You have to play tricks.
Tian Jing replied: What do you know!People need face, and trees need skin. Well, I have such temperament, so of course I need skin.
Tuchun smiled, looked towards the locker room, and was going with the female salesperson when she saw it. The female salesperson was clever, so she came to greet him, one brother at a time: "Brother, do you want to eat chestnuts? I just bought it! Liang Xiangye Chestnuts! They are very glutinous and sweet. My sister is really lucky. If I ask my boyfriend to go shopping, he will let me go shopping on Taobao. Post, brother, don’t mention it, living in Jiangsu and Zhejiang is very convenient, and you can buy everything with free postage, which can save me a lot of money!”
Tian Jing said loudly in the locker room: "But it's best to try on the clothes and shoes!"
The female shop assistant raised her head and said, "That's right! My sister can see that she is living a delicate and understanding life!" She picked up two more skirts and went to the door of the dressing room, knocked on the door, and said, "You can buy the materials in our shop. You’ll know it when you put it on! It’s very comfortable to wear in summer, and it’s [-]% pure silk! If you’re not satisfied with those pairs, try this style again? The thin suspenders make your clavicle look so pretty!”
She was chattering about the introduction, and the bell hanging on the store door was jingling. Tuchun saw a man outside, not tall, with a supermarket shopping bag in one hand and a skewer in the other. key.Tuchun immediately recognized this man, it was Xiao Zhao.Xiao Zhao also recognized him, his face froze at first, then he laughed, took out a lunch box from his shopping bag and put it on the counter, looked at Tuchun, glanced at the female clerk, and said Said: "I'll take care of the meal."
The shop assistant smiled heartily: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!"
After listening to this, Xiao Zhao pulled her over and whispered something. The smile on the female clerk's face remained unchanged, but she stopped talking to Tuchun, and sat at the counter, opened the lunch box to eat.Xiao Zhao made a gesture of exhaling a cigarette, and Tu Chun went outside the shop with him.Xiao Zhao sent out cigarettes to Tuchun, lit the fire, and asked, "Would you like to find a grid?" (How did you think of finding it?)
Tuchun protected Huo Miao, and said: "I came here specially... I'm going to hang out with Ning's family. I know that Eyao's shop is not qualified." Akira, I didn't know you opened this store either.)
Xiao Zhao smiled: "Girlfriend?"
Tuchun said: "Neighbors next door, there has been a Bai Xiangge long ago." (Neighbors next door, they used to play together.)
Xiao Zhao took a sip of his cigarette, put one hand in his pocket, raised one shoulder, and asked Tuchun, "How crooked?"
Tuchun nodded and said, "It's pretty good."
Xiao Zhao casually pointed to the store: "One by one...Xiao Zhou, help me look at the store layout." (This...Xiao Zhou, help me look at the store.)
Tuchun looked at the ground and nodded.
Xiao Zhao said: "I'm here to help my old girlfriend separate, shop... um, if you want to tut, let me see." (I separated from my ex-girlfriend, shop...she No more, leave it to me to watch.)
He also said: "It's better to find friends with poor conditions." (It's better to find friends with similar conditions when falling in love.)
Tuchun stretched his hand out of the eaves and said, "Oh, it's raining?" (Is it raining?)
Xiao Zhao took half a step forward, looked up at the sky, then quickly retracted his neck, and retreated, feeling relieved: "Hey!! Yes! It's raining!" (Yes! It's raining!)
After all, the rain still fell, and it became pouring in an instant. There were thunder and lightning, and a curtain of thick yellow rain and fog suddenly hung down on the black and blue night. The rain hit the eaves.Tuchun and Xiao Zhao hid back in the store, Tian Jing was wearing a blue skirt and looking at herself in front of the full-length mirror, as soon as Tuchun entered, she winked at him.
Tuchun said: "It's raining heavily! Ah, should we go?" (It's raining heavily! Do you want to go?)
Xiao Zhou walked to the door with the lunch box in his hand and looked around: "Is it so big? Sit in the store for a while and wait for the rain to lighten before leaving! Miss, don't you still have a few dresses that you haven't tried yet?"
Xiao Zhao asked her anxiously: "Ah, is there an umbrella? Where is the umbrella that was put here last time?"
Xiao Zhou said: "It's raining so hard, an umbrella is useless!"
Xiao Zhao ignored it, found several cabinets, took out a long-handled umbrella, and stuffed it to Tuchun: "Take it and use it!"
Tu Chun and Tian Jing waved: "Come on, let's go."
Tian Jing said, "Then I'll replace it."
Xiao Zhou followed her and said, "Sister, don't you have one? You are very well dressed."
Tu Chun said: "Next time, next time, wait a little longer, it will probably get bigger and bigger."
Xiao Zhao is also persuading: "That's right, let's do it next time, everyone knows it, Xiao Zhou remembers that they will give them a [-]% discount next time, besides, it is raining so hard, and the clothes will get wet even if they are put in the bag. It’s troublesome if your clothes get wet in the rain.”
Xiao Zhou looked at Xiao Zhao, then at Tu Chun, holding the corner of his mouth, and his voice softened, echoing them: "Then next time..."
After Tian Jing changed her clothes and came out, Tu Chun gave her the long-handled umbrella and held up the folding umbrella by himself. After saying goodbye to Xiao Zhao in a hurry, the two rushed into the rain together.Tuchun was still carrying Tian Jing's large and small bags, and ran slower than her. He returned to the parking place and got in the car. He looked at Tian Jing, her calves were soaked, and half of her clothes were also soaked in the rain. The flats on her feet had darkened, and she was wiping away the mud spots on her instep with a paper towel.Tuchun's jeans legs were also wet, Tian Jing stuffed him with a tissue box, and the two of them took turns taking tissues to wipe their faces and arms, Tian Jing asked, "Do you know the male boss in the store just now?"
Tuchun said: "The former colleague, he stopped doing it later."
"Does he have a girlfriend?"
"It was said that the store was opened with my girlfriend, but I told him just now that I separated from my girlfriend, and the store was given to him..."
Tian Jing said: "Oh, then if you have his girlfriend's phone number, you'd better call her now, so you can watch more lightning and thunder."
Tuchun sighed, "You are afraid that the world will not be chaotic."
Tian Jing laughed, turned down the mirror and reapplied her lipstick, and said: "The store I opened with my girlfriend, we separated, and my girlfriend doesn't want to shop, it's impossible."
Tu Chun said, "Let's drive!"
Tian Jing started the car, and the air-conditioning whistled and blew out from the vent. She hurriedly turned up the temperature and turned down the wind, but the car was still gloomy.Tuchun said: "Go to my house and change your clothes. You must be able to wear my mother's clothes. You drive to the new district and then drive back to the park. Don't go to work tomorrow."
Tian Jing said: "Then I happen to be on vacation!"
Tu Chun clicked his tongue, and Tian Jing stuck out her tongue: "Anyway, you don't like what I do, you don't like me blowing bubbles into the water, you don't like Di Qiu blowing, you don't mind, I'm skipping class, you go to the game The hall scolded me, Di Qiu skipped class, you escaped with him, and ran to play King of Fighters all afternoon."
Tuchun choked for a moment, and then said: "Doudo said that she saw Di Qiu that day."
"Ah? He's still in Suzhou?" Tian Jing was surprised, "Doudou, it's your little aunt's daughter, that Doudou? Where did she meet Di Qiu? Why can't I meet him?"
"On Jia'an's side," Tuchun continued, "He said he would not leave Suzhou. He kept his word, and I knew it."
Tian Jing smiled and said in a melodious tone: "A liar will swallow a thousand needles."
Tuchun looked outside: "Forget it, I'll take a taxi back, you can go home by yourself."
"Are you kidding! Where can I get a taxi for you at this time! At most, I'll go to your house and wear Jasmine's 80s suit." Tian Jing had already driven the car out of Shiquan Street, and she hummed softly.
Tu Chun said: "Stop listening to bitter love songs."
Tian Jing ignored him, and played the music to listen. The speaker played "The Infatuated Man", singing in Hokkien very joyously, Tian Jing also followed each other, performing affectionately, Tuchun smiled and raised his arms Holding his chin, he said, "You drive hard!"
When we got downstairs to Tuchun's house, the rain was not as heavy as in the urban area. Tian Jing stepped on the brake, but did not turn off the engine, and said to Tuchun, "I still won't go up."
Tuchun said: "My mother knows that I have nothing to do with you."
Tian Jing wanted to say something, her mouth opened wide, her facial features were ferocious, and she sneezed.Tuchun didn't say anything, just stared at her, Tian Jing sniffed, and went upstairs with Tuchun.But when she got to the door of Tuchun's house, she flinched again. Tuchun became angry, took her with one hand, opened the door with the other, and pushed her directly into the room. The two pushed her silently. Jasmine came across.
Jasmine said: "I'm still thinking about the sound of Xixisuosuoge, um, come in again, I think it's a bone of a thief." (I'm still thinking about the sound of Xixisuosuo, you don't come in again , I wonder if I ran into a thief.)
Tuchun closed the door, took Tian Jing's slippers, and said, "It's so lame to be a thief, you can't pick the lock for half a day." (Then this thief is too lame, he can't pry the door lock for a long time. )
Tian Jing greeted Jasmine: "Hello, Auntie..."
Jasmine sized up the two of them, frowned, stretched out her hand and pulled Tian Jing to her, and said, "Come in quickly! You're so shivering!"
Tian Jing hurriedly looked at Tuchun, the old god Tuchun was changing shoes on the ground, and said, "It's just to see that Erlang is dripping with water, so I called Erlang to come first, let's take a bath and change clothes."
(Come in quickly! You must be soaking wet!) (I just saw her soaking wet, and told her to come here first to take a shower and change clothes.)
Jasmine said: "It happens that there is a set of towels that have been used. I'll dig them out, hey! Go in, what are your eyes?" What are you doing?)
Without saying a word, she locked Tian Jing into the shower room in the corridor, ran into her bedroom, took a set of towels and clean clothes, came out, knocked on the door of the shower room, and sent the things in.Tuchun also went back to her room and took a bath. When she came out, Tian Jing was already blowing her hair. She was wearing a Jasmine sequined T-shirt and jeans, the belt was pulled to the last frame, and her waist was slender.
Tuchun went to the living room and sat down. Jasmine came out of the kitchen with sliced cantaloupe and cantaloupe, and said to Tian Jing who was still wiping her hair, "Dry your hair and come over and eat some fruit." Order some fruit.)
Tian Jing agreed, and while Jasmine was looking down for the TV remote control, she exchanged an unbelievable look with Tuchun.Tuchun shrugged and spread his hands, ate a piece of cantaloupe, took out a remote control from under his buttocks, and handed it to Jasmine.
"What a guy, why don't you tell me sooner after sitting under your ass!" Jasmine gave Tuchun a look, and grabbed the remote control. (Really, if you are sitting under your butt, you should have said it earlier!)
Tuchun stretched his legs lazily, and sat with his arms spread out: "What's so interesting about the advertisement..."
Jasmine said: "It's annoying to change back and forth."
Tuchun stopped talking, and ate cantaloupe silently, Jasmine came to teach him again: "Why don't you eat it, wait for Xie Ning's Tian Jing to eat something? Why don't you go to the buffet at night, are you full? "(You have eaten it all, what will Tian Jing eat later? Didn't you go to the buffet at night, are you not full?)
Tuchun said in a low voice: "Hey, what are you talking about, I'll go to the buffet with you, and you can cut fruits..." (Are you saying that, I went to the buffet with her, then you cut it What fruit...)
Jasmine snorted, turned around, and turned her back to Tuchun.Tuchun put down the fruit fork, the advertisement was finished, and the TV series started again. Tuchun followed after watching for a while, and gently asked Jasmine: "Is the man in the red clothes the male lead?" The male is the leading actor?)
Jasmine didn't make a sound, Tuchun touched the back of his hand, and didn't say anything else. When Tian Jing came over, Jasmine made a sound, calling Tian Jing to come and eat some fruit.
Tian Jing walked to the side of the sofa and said: "I won't eat anymore, you guys can eat, it's getting late, and it will take me a long time to drive back, I'd better go now while the rain is light, and drive on the road when it gets heavy It's inconvenient to get up."
Jasmine said: "Alright, alright, then be careful on the road."
She got up to see off Tian Jing, walked a few steps, and yelled at Tuchun: "Get up and see off the Ning family! What kind of accent do you look like when you are paralyzed on the sofa!" )
Tuchun sat up straight, and Hetian Jing waved: "Be careful on the road."
Jasmine came over and patted him hard, and she sent Tian Jing to the door. The two said goodbye to each other, looked at each other, and looked away from each other.When she was about to walk out the door, Tian Jing suddenly said: "Auntie, my mother and the others held a flower arrangement class in the art nursery this Saturday. Would you like to come and see it? It would be nice to have tea and talk together."
Jasmine replied after a while and said, "Okay, then... I, I will call your mother tomorrow."
"Well, remember to call her! Auntie, Tuchun, I'm leaving."
As soon as Tian Jing left, Jasmine went back to the sofa and sat down. This time she faced Tuchun, looked at the sliced melons, put her hands together, and sighed.Tuchun caressed her back, Jasmine shook her head slightly, and said thoughtfully: "I will meet Tian Jing next time, please tell me, Auntie, I am sorry to go last time, I am really sorry..."
(Next time you meet Tian Jing, tell me, Auntie was sorry last time, really sorry...)
Tu Chun said with a smile: "Well, I have a very full schedule, so I need an assistant to help you deal with interpersonal relationships." (Okay, your schedule is so full now, you need an assistant to help you dealing with interpersonal relationships.)
Jasmine's eyes are fierce, and Tuchun is fierce.Tuchun said: "In the second half of Friday, I will go to Jinjin to meet with you, and Ni will go to Gao to get a signature. On Saturday, I will have tea. On Sunday, I will help you arrange some activities. ?” (Then on Friday afternoon, I went to Jinjin’s to meet you, and we went to Lawyer Gao’s to sign. On Saturday, you go to have tea. What about Sunday? Can you arrange some activities for you?)
Jasmine thought for a while, took out her mobile phone and looked through it for a long time, and said, "Help Mama Ann on Sunday, Fangfang agreed to go to the Lingwu Cave to be white." to play.)
Tuchun ate cantaloupe, and Jasmine said: "Last time, I went to umduo's house to make bad stew, and I met umduo Haohao... I don't want to say it, I'm young, and I'm picking rags in the waves on my arms. Ningdao is pretty good." Green head." (The last time I went to their house to make a mess, I met them Haohao...Don't tell me, you are young, your arms are gaudy, and your humanity is quite stable.)
Jasmine looked at Tuchun, and was still talking about An Hao: "The nickname sounds like the same." (The nickname is the same as yours.)
Tuchun chewed the cantaloupe in his mouth, waved his hand, got up and fled into the bedroom.He brushed his teeth and went to bed. Before going to bed, he received two messages, one was from Xiao Zhao, saying: No one knows about my breakup with my girlfriend, so don’t talk about it.
The other one is from Tian Jing: I'm home now, Xiaoding's birthday next month, do you want to go and see him together?
Tuchun returned the exact same information about the two of them.
Ok.
Ok.
On Friday afternoon, Tuchun took the bus to Leqiao Station and walked to Jinfan Road.The reserved dance classroom is located in an office building here.When Tuchun went upstairs, the little girl at the front desk waved to him as soon as she saw him, and asked with a smile, "Come to see Miss Jinjin? She just went out, but she will be back soon. Sit down and eat." sugar?"
Tuchun approached and said, "I'll pick up my mother."
The receptionist tilted his head and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Auntie is taking Pilates, right? get out of class is over soon, eat candy."
Tuchun took a guava-flavored fruit candy, unpacked it, and put it in his mouth.
There are a lot of round sofa seats in the lobby where the reception is set up. There is also a weighing scale in the corner, and a calendar poster is posted on the wall. On it is the class schedule of the dance classroom for this month.The reserved dance classroom not only teaches cha-cha, rumba, pole dancing, but also hot yoga classes, fat loss and shaping classes, Pilates, and what's more fresh is that two new classes are listed at the bottom of the schedule.One is called premarital counseling for women, and the other is called premarital counseling for men. There is one class a week, both on Sundays. Have a meaningful weekend!
Tuchun asked curiously: "This pre-marital counseling...what does it teach?"
The receptionist covered her mouth, her eyes were crooked, and laughter leaked from her fingers. She didn't speak, and found two leaflets for Tuchun, one for female clients and one for male clients.Tuchun saw that this pre-marriage counseling course lasted three months. The two teachers were both female, and one was surnamed Xu, who claimed to be from the psychology department of a certain university. She had millions of fans on Weibo and was a guest of local sentiment all the year round. Column, the other one is younger, surnamed Qian, also born in a psychology specialist, does not play Weibo, does not play WeChat, cooperates closely with publishing houses and the fashion industry, has a personal column in two fashion magazines, and knows about horoscope matching, Xia Xiaoren's face and bones have published a series of books on the relationship between men and women, "I Ask You Answer", "You Love I Wish", "I Say You Sing", and the sales volume is firmly among the top ten non-fiction books this year.
Teacher Xu teaches girls. The courses include, but are not limited to: how to fake cheerful emotions, how to fake orgasms, how to use sex toys, multi-threaded transaction processing ability training, how to accurately control the length and aftertaste of silence, how to cultivate new Hobbies, How to Make a Cocktail, General Process and Fee Guidelines for Hiring a Lawyer.
Teacher Qian taught boys how to fake cheerful emotions, how to use sex toys, develop a hobby (recommended handicraft projects, such as woodworking), how to choose conversation topics (free list that can be used for life), how to Accurately control the quantity of flowers purchased, the general process and fee guide for hiring a lawyer.
Tuchun was eye-opening, returned the flyer, and couldn't help asking: "Is there really someone who signed up?"
The front desk said mysteriously: "The market should not be too good!"
Tuchun shook his body, had nothing to say, now walked over from the elevator, called Tuchun, and took him to his office.
"Your mother probably needs half an hour. This teacher likes to drag the class a little bit." Jin Jin said.
Tuchun said, "That's because the students have made a lot of money."
He sat down at the desk, put down his leather bag modestly, sat on a manager's chair, turned on the computer, raised his eyes to look at Tuchun, smiled, and grabbed a bag of potato chips from the drawer.
"Please eat, imported, kettlecooked, how to say...Chinese is..." Jinjin looked at the English on the potato chips, pondered for a moment, and said, "Anyway, the calories are not that high!"
She opened the potato chips and opened her mouth to Tuchun. Tuchun took a look, it smelled of black pepper.
"Eat it." Jin Jin pushed the potato chips towards him vigorously, Tu Chun ate two, and she hurriedly asked, "Ah, delicious?"
Tuchun turned his mouth towards her, wrinkled his nose and face reservedly, turned over the bag of potato chips, took out a calculator, looked at the heat meter, turned it over to look at the front, and pressed the calculator while pressing it. Talk to Tuchun: "Old Gu said you closed a disappearance case, and he is going to apply for some bonus for you."
Tu Chun said: "It's not my credit, I told him that Maotou asked me to make a call, did you figure it out?"
“不要吵呐!40克120卡,这一包么是150克,40克是20片……”
Tuchun took out two tissues and put them on the table: "You count 20."
Jinjin rolled her eyes, and said in a rambling voice, "Then you made the phone call? It's your credit if you made the call. There is a recording at the Public Security Bureau, otherwise, if you mean it, please eat it up." meal."
"He is more qualified than me, and he is also more flexible than me. You can talk to Lao Gu, and if you want to apply for a bonus, give it to him."
Jin Jin raised her head to look at Tu Chun, and said, "Are you afraid that they will say behind their backs that Lao Gu engages in nepotism?"
Tuchun said: "There are some rumors like this."
He said reservedly: "Really, it wasn't Lao Gu who arranged you in their station, he was transferred there after you went first, and so did Lao Gu, the people in the police station are so capable of detection. Talk nonsense."
Tuchun stopped beeping, Jinjin pushed the calculator away, shook the bag of potato chips, looked inside, picked up a piece of potato chips and came out, Tuchun looked at it and laughed, Jinjin flew over with a white eye again, asking He: "I heard from Jasmine that you plan to change jobs?"
Tuchun ate potato chips one after another, his mouth and fingers were fragrant, he said: "Look again..."
Jinjin glanced at the time, hugged her arms and said to Tuchun, "Old Tu, I've been stuffed for a long time, and there's something wrong with me." She even stated in Mandarin, "I'm not an afterthought!"
(Old Tu, I already thought he had a problem.)
"What's the question, let's talk about it." (What's the question, let's talk about it.)
Jinjin's eyes were wide open, and she was full of momentum: "Well, why did you sell leaves and never eat tea in the house?" She still made a statement in Mandarin: "This is a big problem!"
(Why does he never drink tea in his own home when he sells tea?)
Tuchun smiled, with sharp eyes: "Don't you want to laugh!" (Don't laugh!)
Tu Chun said: "Ah, did Jasmine give you some inspiration for the pre-marital counseling class?"
Jinjin swayed her body and smiled too. Just as she was talking, Jasmine pushed the door open and entered. Tuchun stood up, took the bag of potato chips, and said, "I'll take the potato chips."
"Hey, wait for a rest." Jinjin called to him, took out a tissue and put it on the table, poured out some potato chips, counted them, returned two chips, and then let Tuchun go.
Jasmine was bewildered, she came out of her reserved office, and asked Tuchun, "Nanghong? What's wrong with the potato chips?" (Why? What's wrong with these potato chips?)
Tu Chun shrugged his shoulders: "It is estimated that there is a mirror in the mall to help you. The mirrors in the house are more problematic." (It is estimated that the mirrors in the mall are more problematic than the mirrors in their home.)
Jasmine and Tuchun entered the elevator, and there were only the two of them in the elevator room. She looked at her blurred reflection on the metal door and said, "It's so thin, it's good, it's better for the old man to have more flesh." (It's not good to be too skinny. It's better to have more flesh on your face when you're old.)
Tuchun said: "Oh, you are old..." (You are not old either.)
Jasmine said: "Oh, why don't you just gossip, can you tell me about my personality, please tell me about my personality, let's talk about it, let me tell you how old I am, my youngest is old and messy, look at me I know I'm old." (Ouch, the lady who sells skin care products told me about this, I was happy to hear it, you can forget it, my age, my youngest is always on you , you can tell that I am old."
Tu Chun said: "Well, I think he is very young." (Actually, I also look quite young.)
Jasmine said: "I am not afraid of getting older." (I am not afraid of getting older.)
Tuchun smiled, but there was no sound. Jasmine stroked her face and said, "But it's not enough, let's count the wrinkles." (But, let's forget the wrinkles.)
Tuchun still smiled, and escorted Jasmine out of the elevator. Jasmine gave him the car keys, Tuchun drove, and the two went to Lawyer Gao's office.
Lawyer Gao was busy with his affairs. When Tuchun and Jasmine arrived at his office, a young man waited at the door to entertain them. He said, "I am Shao Zhen, Lawyer Gao's assistant. Lawyer Gao is still having a small meeting. Come with me first."
Jasmine nodded and said, "Oh, you are that little Shao."
Shao Zhen smiled, with a friendly expression: "Yes, it's me." He led Tuchun and Jasmine into a small conference room, followed him in, closed the door, and said, "The matter about the house before is considered a discussion." Alright, Lawyer Lu has drawn up an agreement, let me talk to you two first."
Jasmine was still looking at Shao Zhen, and said: "I didn't expect you to be so young. Listening to your voice and speaking, you are quite calm and mature. You just graduated from university or have you been working for a while?"
Shao Zhen did look very young, her hair was cut to the point where her ears were exposed, her skin was fair, her face was small, and the tip of her nose was slightly raised, making her whole face look childish and student-like.He was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, a watch with a leather strap, and was holding a stack of documents in one hand.His nails are well manicured.
Shao Zhen put down the documents on the conference table, and said, "I have been working with Lawyer Gao for several years after the exam." He asked, "Would you like something to drink? Coffee or tea?"
Jasmine said: "Water will be fine."
There was a water dispenser, coffee powder and tea bags in the meeting room. Shao Zhen poured two cups of water over, spread out the documents, and handed a copy to Jasmine and Tuchun respectively. After sitting down, she began to explain.He explained one by one, Jasmine watched each one, and Tuchun put the bag of potato chips in his hand on the conference table.When they talked about a question about the distribution of equity income in Tuqing Company, Jasmine interrupted Shao Zhen and asked eagerly: "The meaning of this article is that when the woman gives birth to a child, that child will also have a share in the company's equity. ah?"
Shao Zhen said: "That's what it means." He drew a circle on this agreement with a pen, "Is this one that needs to be discussed with Lawyer Lu?"
Jasmine nodded frequently, looked at Tuchun, and said, "This girl is probably pregnant." (That girl is probably pregnant.)
Tuchun said: "Would you like to help dad get divorced? Well, if you get married more, the company has a share."
Jasmine said to Tuchun, "Go outside and wait for me." (You go outside and wait for me.)
Tuchun blinked his eyes, didn't move, didn't make any sound, and put the potato chips into his arms.Lawyer Gao just came in. As soon as he came in, he greeted everyone with a loud voice: "Xiao Tu, Sister Hua, long time no see, long time no see! Shao Zhen, where have you been talking?"
Jasmine snapped back and said, "Xiao Gao, you can call Lawyer Lu now and ask him to come over. If he can't come over, then we can talk over the phone and make it clear."
Lawyer Gao looked at Shao Zhen, Shao Zhen showed the document to Lawyer Gao, and said, "It's about this..."
Lawyer Gao stared at the document for a while, adjusted his glasses, smiled, sat beside Jasmine, and said, "Then what's your idea?"
Jasmine said: "Make an agreement. Lao Tu's equity will belong to my son in the future. If you don't make an agreement, you won't get a divorce. Let's see how his mistress will have a child and how the child will register! He is not very young, and the threshold is pretty good. Why are mothers more expensive than children? Tell Lao Tu to be careful, think carefully before eating and drinking, he is hard to guard against at his age."
Tuchun stood up and said, "Let's talk, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette."
Jasmine didn't care about Tuchun, and was still pulling Lawyer Gao to talk: "It's not that I want to fight for something, our Haohao is too easy to talk, let's put it in a bad way, when I kick my feet, old Tu, or I will kick my feet too Yes, or most of the people were buried in the soil, and the woman said a few words here and there, she was selling miserably, Haohao was soft-hearted, and she took all the benefits, Lawyer Gao, You can tell with conscience, girls of this age, if they look at the old picture, what do you think is the reason for his appearance?"
Lawyer Gao laughed and listened, writing something in the blank space of the document with one hand, but Tuchun couldn't see it, so he didn't look at it anymore, opened the door and went out.
Tuchun did not go far, just stood
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