son of the sea

The prince, who was lying there and unknown, was worried: "What song should I sing? If I don't have the ability to wake him up, will the plot be stuck?"

The system said: "If the effect is better, it should be a love song."

Shen Yu rubbed his face and thought for a long time, then turned his head and saw that all the sisters were lying on the beach in the same posture as him, with their tails flicking back and forth in the water, looking at him expectantly with their faces propped up...

Shen Yu looked up at the sky expressionlessly: "Just sing onlyyou."

system:"……"

The sisters stared at each other instantly: "Wow! The name is very affectionate!"

Shen Yu sat up and cleared his throat.

System: "Wait! I'll block your voice first!"

Shen Yu: "..."

The sisters began to urge again: "Sing, sing, sing!"

Shen Yu searched for status, turned around and asked them: "Do you know what Dangdang Dangdang is?"

The sisters asked curiously, "What is Dangdang?"

Shen Yu said:

"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang is—

onlyyou~~~ can accompany me to get the Western Classic~~~

onlyyou~~~ can kill demons and eliminate demons~~~

onlyyou~~~can protect me~~~

Call crabs and goblins unable to eat me~~~

Your ability is the greatest~~~is onlyyou~~~"

A petrified mermaid fell on the beach, and all the sisters stared at him in disbelief: Why did a guy with such a wonderful singing come out of our family?

Shen Yu opened his voice and continued to sing:

"on~~onlyyou~~~ Don't blame the master for muttering~~~

Put on the tight band~~~ Don't be afraid of death, don't tremble~~~

I'll take the blame~~~ I'll send you to death~~~

Do your best for all beings~~~Sacrifice is worth it~~~

Namo Amitabha ~~~”

The prince on the beach groaned and woke up.

Shen Yu laughed three times in his heart, and continued to sing: "on~~onlyyo——fuck!"

A stone hit his forehead, and he was about to scold someone when he saw the prince struggle to get up and said weakly, "Shut up...don't sing...it's too ugly..."

Shen Yu looked at him with a smile: "Oh."

The prince raised his head and was stunned for a moment when he saw him. He stared obsessively for a long time, then he punched his chest, spewed out a mouthful of sea water, and murmured: "There is such a beautiful person in the world! I think I might fall In love!"

Shen Yu: "..."

MMP... I feel like I've been thrown around by [-] big sharks...

2. Sea Witch

When Shen Yu returned to the magnificent palace under the sea, the first thing he did was look for a mirror to look at himself.

"I want to see how beautiful I am! Is it so beautiful that the sky is angry!" Shen Yu took off the mirror on the wall and held it in front of him with a look of resentment. Three seconds later, "Damn it! This mirror is a beautiful picture Is it a new product under Xiuxiu?"

The person in the mirror is himself, and it doesn't look like himself. Except for the pointed ears, the face and facial features have hardly changed, but various subtleties seem to have been optimized to the extreme. Overall, it seems that a layer has been added. Very natural and beautiful filter.

Shen Yu hung the mirror back, put his head against the wall and sighed: "Sister Tong, look, the prince fell in love with me at first sight, this plot can't go on, can I go back? My brother and sister-in-law haven't come home yet, in case My little niece woke up in the middle of the night and found me fainted on the sofa, she must be scared to cry!"

The system said mercilessly: "It's okay, when you are doing the task, the time over there is stopped."

Shen Yu: "...Okay, what should I do next?"

The system happily said: "Of course I'm looking for the sea witch!"

Shen Yu fought hard and said: "No way, sister Tong, in the original book, the prince didn't know that it was Hai's daughter who saved him, but now the prince has seen me, and he completely ignores my ugly singing, so I will cut off my tongue and become a Dumb, the prince still likes me! Maybe he will like me more if he can't hear me sing, believe it or not?"

System: "Who told you to sing so selflessly? Won't you hide and sing?"

Shen Yu: "..."

System: "You talk too much, if you have this time, why don't you run the plot quickly, the sea witch is waiting for you."

Shen Yu muttered: "Why is the sea witch more active than me..."

System: "Hey hee hee hee, you are very active!"

Shen Yu: "What?"

System: "Nothing."

Shen Yu: "..."

What's the matter with this feeling of "someone always wants to harm me"?

Shen Yu walked out of the room and told about his desire to grow legs to go to the shore to find the prince according to the plot, and the sisters told the story to the "deep sea know-it-all" grandmother. According to the plot, the elderly grandmother would pat his face lovingly and sadly. hand, and tell him where to find the sea witch.

It turned out that things were completely different from what he had imagined!

The grandmother rushed over with her tail flicking in high spirits, and was about to hit him with her crutches: "You bastard! How can you like men! You're trying to piss me off! Quick! Call his parents here! This kid won't teach me a lesson." I can't do it!"

Shen Yu fled around in a daze: "Sister Tong! Is there any danger of coming out here? I haven't thought about it at all! What if I'm beaten to death? Can I go back?"

The system shouted: "Run! If the plot goes wrong, you will be trapped inside and can't get out. Hurry up and find the sea witch!"

Shen Yu: "But I don't know where the sea witch is!"

System: "It's okay, I know!"

Shen Yu paused for a moment: "...how did you know?"

The system seemed a little guilty: "Of course I know! I am the system!"

Shen Yu: "...Oh, that's right."

At this time, Haiwang and his wife also rushed over, coupled with the roar of the grandmother and the random help of the sisters, the palace was in chaos, Shen Yu saw that the situation was not good, so he turned his head and hurried away.

The chaotic palace was gradually left behind, and Shen Yu couldn't believe it: "They should be stronger than me, right? How come no one can catch up?"

The system said: "You have already entered the territory of the sea witches. They have always been inseparable from the sea witches, and they will not set foot here unless there are special circumstances. They will probably go back and find a way now."

It was only at this time that Shen Yu realized that the surrounding environment was extremely dark, and there were almost no living things around, and it was lifeless. He remembered the various disgusting scenes described in the original book, couldn't help shaking, and hurriedly strengthened himself Courage: "Let's continue, you guide the way."

The system quickly threw him an electronic map, in which a red dot indicated his location, a blue dot indicated the location of the sea witch, and the route was the direction of the complex and changeable water flow here.

Shen Yu cautiously followed the map and walked into the dark depths, perhaps because the surroundings were too|quiet, his heart beat faster and faster, and the loud noise of "bang bang bang" seemed to pop out of his throat.

Shen Yu swallowed hopelessly: "What should I do if I'm so nervous?"

The system flinched and said, "I... I'm also nervous."

Shen Yu: "??? What are you so nervous about?"

System: "It's here!"

Shen Yu was immediately distracted. Looking up, a majestic and towering temple gradually appeared in the dark. The temple was so high that it seemed to reach from the bottom of the sea to the sky. With his head raised until his neck was sore, he had a feeling of "ah, I really am an ant".

At this time, a deep male voice came from the depths of the temple: "What are you doing standing there stupidly? Come in."

Shen Yu trembled with a face of "fucking", pressed his heart in pain, and whispered to the system: "Sister Tong, who is talking here? The voice is too dull, I feel like I'm about to get pregnant."

The male voice suddenly laughed, with obvious pleasure in the laughter.

Suddenly, Shen Yu's tailbone became numb and his legs became weak. He hurriedly raised his hand to support the huge stone pillar and took a deep breath: "Who the hell is this, sister Tong? I, a little gay, can't hold back this kind of voice, okay?" He's still laughing... laughing so hard that I..."

The system's tone was full of innocence and ignorance: "What's wrong with you laughing?"

Shen Yu: "Nothing."

System: "Hee hee...he is a sea witch!"

Shen Yu was stunned for three seconds, and suddenly began to pull his hair angrily: "What? The sea witch is a man? In the original book, he is obviously an old and ugly woman! Sister Tong, how can you deceive consumers! I'm going to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau Report you!"

System: "The original book is about the sea witch, I'm talking about the sea witch, I didn't lie to you!"

Shen Yu hugged her head: "Does the routine need to be so deep! Then why didn't you say it earlier, if I knew there was such a Su character, I would definitely choose the sea witch!"

The system gloated and said, "Three seconds of sympathy for you, you should go in now."

Shen Yu rubbed her long and flowing hair into a bird's nest, and walked in with a face full of tangles and pain.

The temple is large and empty, and the strange thing is that there is no eerie feeling inside, but solemn and solemn everywhere, and when he walks to the deepest part along the seemingly endless corridor, his eyes follow the steps Going up level by level, I finally saw a god-like figure sitting on a high platform. That figure was wearing a huge cloak, blending with the dark temple, completely natural.

Shen Yu swallowed her saliva, tried to look back at the nympho, and began to whisper to the system: "Actually... the voice Su is not a big deal, many people say that most men with good voices are fat, look at him With a cloak that big, he must be fat."

The system trembled and said, "Is this self-comfort?"

Shen Yu: "You will lose me like this."

System: "As long as you are happy."

"..." Shen Yu continued his efforts, "And I heard that the fat man's penis is very small, I think it's good that I didn't become a sea witch, although here