56. System friend appointment
With the cooperation of the government, the publication of Zhai's newspapers and periodicals went smoothly.
There are people doing all kinds of work, but Tang Yu has a lot to do. His main task is to grasp the general direction and train qualified journalists.
Because he is not a professional in this field, Tang Yu doesn't know much about the journalist industry, so in order to do things well, he spared no expense in spending points to purchase related skills in the system and use them.
Although the points cost a lot, it is worthwhile to spend these points considering the influence of the publishing house in the future.
Tang Yu couldn't help feeling distressed when he saw that the accumulated points were decreasing like running water, and he felt extremely sad.
These days, it seems that there is no reason to spend a lot of points, but the small amount of points spent all together is a big sum.
Think about when he was troubled by "money" from childhood to adulthood. Grandpa taught him strictly, but he never did anything to him financially. Not to mention the pocket money given by his parents and brothers, just the bank that his grandpa gave him. He just swipes the secondary card casually.
Who knows that at this moment he has to spend 'money' carefully, thinking about how much savings he has left...
"003, what should I do? These points are too wasteful and not easy to earn. Brother Wu even told me to get 10 points in memory for half a year. This is too difficult. Why don't you help me find a way. We are a ship anyway, you are so familiar with the rules of the system, look for loopholes to exploit."
Tang Yu was chattering and worrying about chatting with 033. He could do the task by himself, but he could only rely on 003 to help him find a solution for the system points.
Regarding this, 003 said that he really didn't want to talk, but he knew that he, the master, would never give up if he didn't talk.
"Master, I've said it many times. The system was invented by a team at the headquarters. The whole process is controlled by the most sophisticated intelligent brain. After years of operation, all kinds of loopholes and bugs have been patched. There are no windows! The only loophole is the invisible benefits..."
"Is that a loophole? Is it a benefit? It's just a scam."
Tang Yu waved his hands repeatedly when he heard this. This system should not be called the infrastructure system at all, it should be called the matchmaker system.
No, he is determined not to be a tyrant's wife. Maintaining a friendly and pure friendship with his boss is the bright rule of the confidant's path. Selling one's body is crooked and crooked. Resolutely resist!
Sensing the thought, 003 rolled his eyes, "Master, you are actually afraid of pain, right? How could you do it so smoothly if you stole a kiss to get points last time?"
"Although my appearance is quite attractive, as a man, 003, we must have a heart!"
In the face of someone who is ambitious, 003 really doesn't want to answer any more questions. It's the master who always acts like a baby, is cute, pretends to be cute, and is particularly afraid of pain.Well, there is really only one mind to think about it, and in fact there is absolutely no chance of counterattack.
"Ding—system friend Wu Quan sent a meeting invitation..."
"Ding—system friend Buddy sent a meeting invitation..."
"Ding - system friend Du Yong sent an invitation to meet..."
Suddenly, the system sent three instruction prompts one after another.
"Hey, Brother Wu, Yong'an, and Buddy all want to see me? What happened?"
Tang Yu was stunned when he heard the system prompt, and was a little confused by the meeting invitation he suddenly received.
The hosts are actually very busy on weekdays. Except for the hosts in the world who are really short of food and have a hard life and like to eat and drink in the cafeteria in the exchange area, other hosts basically don't go online except for shopping.
Like Wu Quan, there is no need to enter the exchange area. It would take tens or hundreds of years to close the gate casually. If the system had no time difference adjustment, when they exited the gate, all their friends and hosts would be dead.
So at the moment when the three friends made an appointment at the same time, Tang Yu felt that something important must have happened. After being dazed, he quickly found a place to 'sleep' and entered the communication area to see the situation.
"Wuuuu, little brother Tang, help! You must save me!"
As soon as they met, before they had time to say anything, Du Yongan, who looked like a child, rushed forward, hugged Tang Yu's thigh, and burst into tears.
Next to Wu Quan and Buddy looked very helpless.
With this appearance, something must have happened.
Tang Yu was confused, "What's wrong?"
"What else can I do, this little fool, I made a mistake about the time of the world's historical events, and I haven't fully prepared, and now I have a big problem..."
Wu Quan helplessly explained.He is the oldest among everyone due to his experience and age. He usually treats Tang Yu and the other three with an attitude of taking care of his younger brother.
Du Yongan was wronged and cried bitterly,
"It's really not my fault. Before entering the world, we only read books to understand the world. Who can memorize the year and month in it? Huh, the system tricked me!"
The matter this time is not complicated, it is very simple. It is nothing more than a very important turning point in Du Yongan's world, and Du Yongan has been preparing for it.
But unfortunately, the unlucky boy misremembered the time, and now things happen without any preparation for him...
"I'm not a professional who studies history. Before time travel, this world is the book for me. I just enjoy reading books. Who would have known that I would time travel? It would be nice if I could remember all the relationships between the characters in it. Do you remember the year, month and time when the specific incident took place?"
"Now our production team's food is handed over, and we still owe it! Those who talk big have earned credit for their praise, but let the people below starve and risk their lives to pay for it!"
"Although I have saved some food on weekdays, it is not enough to feed a dozen people in my family. Moreover, the entire production team is related to relatives, so it is impossible for me to leave everyone alone... Besides, our production team is going to starve to death. Only my family members If I am alive in vain, wouldn’t that tell others that I have a problem?”
Du Yongan said tears streaming down his face.
In order to prevent the host from being affected by 'precognition', the system stepped into the historical track of the original book. Each host's understanding of their own world is just the memory of "" before the time travel.
This leads to the fact that although everyone knows the general direction of the world and what will happen, they don't remember all the details, and even the characters may not be able to remember all of them.
In fact, Du Yongan is still good, at least he still remembers what big things will happen in the world.
And like Tang Yu, he really vomited blood. The content the system showed him was basically all nonsense. There was very little useful information about his mission of assisting the tyrant to sit on the throne of God and stabilize the world. He was just groping for the future...
"I also want to take invisible benefits in the past, earn more points to buy food in the mall, but I am only six years old and underage! My old age is still in a city thousands of miles away from me, I can't go at all, take invisible Welfare is simply impossible, so... Brother Tang, only you can help me."
Du Yongan hugged Tang Yu's thigh, "Brother Tang, your world is not short of food for the time being, as long as you are willing to give me some food, you can solve this problem. Brother Tang, this favor, when I have more points, I will definitely It will be returned to you!"
It’s no problem to give food as a gift. With money in hand, buying food is very simple, but the difficulty is that the system charges a handling fee when giving a gift.
Tang Yu is also frowning, it's not that he doesn't want to help, the problem is that he doesn't have many points.
"Brother Wu's world shouldn't be short of food, right?"
The boss, Wu Quan, has the most points, and the system deducts the handling fee every time he sends something without blinking his eyes.
Wu Quan nodded,
"There is no shortage of food in my world, but my world belongs to the world of high-level cultivation of immortals. Even the food of mortals contains immortal energy. The food of ordinary mortals is inedible. I can't stand this kind of energy... Tang Yu, I will give it to you The ointments made are all spent points to ask the system to help clear and filter the immortal energy, but the amount of food needed by Yong'an is too large, and it is impossible to spend points to filter it."
To put it bluntly, they eat food from the world of cultivating immortals, which is equivalent to a person who has been weak for a long time and suddenly eats thousand-year-old ginseng.
Buddy also sighed, "The price of normal food in my world is too high. If it is a nutrient solution, it is impossible for Yong'an to trick his relatives into drinking water every day."
"...But I don't have many points, and now I have more than 9000 points left. The system fee is deducted so hard, it must not be enough."
Tang Yu also had a bitter expression on his face, a penny would kill a hero.
"Brother Tang, haven't you already bound your auxiliary object? Why did it take so long to accumulate this point? Buddy accumulated nearly a million points in less than half a year when he bound the object, and Brother Wu even had three It broke a million in just one month..."
Du Yongan cried, why is little brother Tang as poor as him?
Because he is still young, he can only earn points from ordinary tasks to live. Brother Tang has already bound the auxiliary object, earning points should be very fast, and the invisible benefits will soon be able to brush up the points deposit .
The only explanation for this is that someone didn't care about invisible benefits at all.
Everyone looked at Tang Yu with burning eyes.
Tang Yu was inexplicably guilty, "...It's not that I don't want to earn invisible benefits, but you don't know how terrifying my assistant is, the tyrant in the history of the original book. Well, he, he doesn't like men either. If I dare to climb His bed, he will definitely eat me alive! The last time I was bound, I relied on 003 to help me hypnotize me, but 003 can't help me every time."
Anyway, he resolutely refused to admit it because the tyrant was too handsome and was too tolerant and gentle to him. He was afraid of falling in love with him and didn't want to go home.
Du Yongan blinked tears, "Really, is that really the case?"
Buddy also tilted his head, "But the system chose us, isn't it because we are the most in line with the object's aesthetics, and they will fall in love with us more easily?"
"..."
Tang Yu lowered his head with a guilty conscience and poked his finger.
"Well, Tang Yu is the only one who can save Yong'an at the moment. We can't lose our teammates anymore. If Tang Yu is afraid of becoming the partner of the assisted object, then I will give you something, and you can quietly use the invisible benefits to increase the points. Otherwise, if you don't save Yong'an now, it will be difficult for you to complete the task later if your points are too low, and it is impossible to give up the invisible benefits..."
Wu Quan gave Tang Yu a meaningful look, and finally proposed a solution, and he did not hesitate to pay for it himself.
He is not only helping others, but also helping himself. He has already lost his teammates five or six times before and after. The deducted points will be doubled.
We are all on the same rope, and losing any of them is a huge loss.
Du Yongan turned from sadness to joy, "Thank you Brother Wu!"
Buddy also nodded, "Then I'll give Tang Yu something, it's the same boat, we can't lose Yong'an."
"I... ok."
It's all said and done, everyone worked together, and Tang Yu couldn't refuse anymore.
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57. Where did the black cat come from?
Tang Yu came out of the system communication area with the gifts from Wu Quan and Buddy, as well as the leg ointment ordered with Wu Quan, Tang Yu was in a sad mood.
He hides and hides ten thousand times, avoids with various psychological constructions, and finally has to face the cheating invisible welfare.
In fact, Tang Yu is not against finding a male partner, not to mention that Yin Yu is handsome, has a noble status, and the most important thing is that he is gentle and touching, and it is quite happy to be with such a person.
But he said earlier that he was worried that if he really fell in love with the other party, he would leave his worries behind, and if he returned to his own world in the future, would he be able to live as if nothing had happened?
There is an old saying that "I wish to have a person with one heart, and never part with one's head." Tang Yu felt afraid of the pain of parting with his beloved.
"Actually, why should the master worry so much? Who can say what will happen in the future? If the master successfully completes the task, the system will reward the wish stone, and when the time comes to make a wish with the system, everything will be resolved..."
003 dutifully comforts them. Many hosts will have various psychological problems during the process of doing tasks, and their exclusive customer service needs some psychological counseling.
"Can the wish stone grant any wish?" In other words, can he promise to meet his lover again when the time comes?
003 was silent, unwilling to speak.
This is naturally impossible. When the host leaves the world, the auxiliary object has basically reached the end of its life, and the soul will enter the universe to reincarnate.
The system can revive the host because there is a transaction contract between the two, and the auxiliary object is not a system employee, not under the system's jurisdiction, and the soul is naturally out of control.
Therefore, most of the hosts will simply choose to forget the memory in the world after completing the task; there are also a small number of hosts who will choose to remember and wish for the chance to meet again in the next life...
"However, if the auxiliary object is willing to give up the chance of reincarnation for the host, and the soul becomes code data and becomes an eternal employee of the system, the problem that the master fears will be easily solved."
"That would be more practical than trying to keep my heart..."
Tang Yu decided not to count on it.
The kind of affection that 003 mentioned is too rare. How many couples in this world can get along for a lifetime and still love and be crazy, not to mention the most ruthless emperor. People who can be kings are more rational than emotional.
"Forget it, it's useless to think so much, let's take one step at a time."
Shake your head and put these worries behind you. If you think too much about things that haven't happened, it's unfounded worrying. Since you can't escape, you can only face it hard.
In terms of mentality, Tang Yu is still relatively optimistic.
This time, Wu Quan and Buddy gave him good things, very tall and noble, a jade pendant with blindness, and an ultrasonic hypnotizer.You can tell what the two things do by listening to their names.
According to Wu Quan, wearing the blinding jade pendant is equivalent to wearing an invisibility cloak. When people go out and see him, they will only think it is a tree, a cat, or some other small animal. The hidden effect is huge.
And Buddy's ultrasonic hypnotizer, as the name suggests, is something that hypnotizes people. When used with Wu Quan's blindfold jade pendant, he can break into other people's army camps without any problem.
The value of these two items is very high. It is conceivable that Wu Quan and Buddy must have been deducted a lot of handling fees by the system.
"Everyone is working together, helping me so much, I can no longer hold back..."
Tang Yu took a deep breath, put the two things on her body, and went out at night, deciding to try the effects of the things.
If the things Wu Quan and Buddy gave really work, then he can quietly collect points. Although all kinds of stealing kisses and hugs are shameful and wretched, but for the sake of future plans, you have to lose your morals.
It's better than letting him seduce the tyrant, he doesn't have the guts to crawl on the tyrant's bed, his master is an uncertain master.
……
into the night.
Tang Yu, who had already brought the jade pendant and the hypnotizer, went out from home, and ran to Prince Li's mansion familiarly.
I met pedestrians on the road, but no one noticed him, only a kitten passed by, yelling casually, "Where is the black cat, go away."
At this point, Tang Yu was sure that in the eyes of others, he was just a wild black cat.
At the gate of Prince Li's Mansion, because he didn't really turn into a black cat, he couldn't climb trees and climb over the wall, but with Buddy's support of the sonic hypnotizer, the guards guarding the gate and night in the mansion are not a big problem.
First of all, he made noises to attract people to open the door, and then used a hypnotizer to make the gatekeepers in a trance for a while. Tang Yu successfully got close to the mansion, which was much more convenient and quicker than 003 before.
But after entering the mansion, Tang Yu was worried again.
When he came back to Prince Li's mansion, he sat in a sedan chair from the beginning to the end, and was directly sent to the inner courtyard by Yin Yu's hidden guards, and it was the same when he left.Therefore, he was not very familiar with the roads in Prince Li's mansion, and he didn't know which direction the tyrant's bedroom was for a while.
Fortunately, when he was walking around the mansion, he ran into the butler who was delivering supper to the inner courtyard.
"You can lift the food box carefully, and be careful not to overturn it. Don't think that the master is in a good mood recently, so he will neglect to do things! You all know the master's temper. If anyone gets me in trouble and gets punished, I will kill him. Life……"
The old butler led the way, sternly pointing out the servants who were doing things.
It is said that what kind of master there is, there is what kind of servant and subordinate. Yin Yu has a cruel and violent temper, and his temper is changeable. Naturally, the management and guards of the mansion are also affected a little. Disobedient people are basically killed directly, without discussion.
Under such iron and blood methods, the people in Prince Li's mansion naturally acted honestly, did not dare to have the slightest disagreement, and were very cautious in everything.
"Yes, Steward Wang."
Several servants followed up tremblingly, the master's temper was uncertain, and no one dared to serve the master carelessly just because the master seemed to be in a good mood these two days.
Tang Yu quietly followed behind.
After making several turns and walking through the arch, he successfully followed the old butler to the inner courtyard. Yin Yu is still in the study and has no rest.
The old butler carefully led the people to bring the supper in. Tang Yu followed at the end, covered his mouth, tiptoed, not daring to make a sound, and tried his best to sneak into the room.
But the study is only that big, and Yin Yu doesn't like too gorgeous decorations, so there are not many shelters in the room.
The housekeeper didn't notice the 'black cat' behind the supper box, but the keen Ajiu and Ashi quickly discovered it.
"Stop! What are you doing? Greedy Cat smelled the fragrance and followed behind without noticing. The master doesn't like these fluffy animals, don't you know!"
Ah Jiu frowned, and asked the housekeeper.
Ah Shi stepped forward, ready to grab the 'black cat' and throw it out. Tang Yu hurriedly dodged, and had no chance to activate the hypnosis in his haste.
This was quite a commotion. Yin Yu, who was reading a book, was disturbed. He raised his head a little awkwardly, but unexpectedly saw a familiar figure running away in the room.
How did the little thing come here?Still so aboveboard?
Yin Yu was stunned in doubt.
But soon came what made him even more puzzled, only to hear the butler kneel down in panic and plead guilty,
"Master, please forgive me. I have no intention of violating my master's taboos. The sky is dark and the light is dark. This black cat's fur is black and it hasn't made a sound. The slave didn't notice it. Please forgive me..."
These words made Yin Yu's face change slightly, "You said it was a black cat?"
"Yes, yes. Is there something wrong with the master?" The old butler replied anxiously, not knowing why he asked.
On the other side, Ah Shi also caught Tang Yu. He was a martial arts practitioner with agility, so Tang Yu couldn't hide from him.
"Master, this subordinate will throw the black cat out..."
After Ah Shi grabbed Tang Yu, he bowed his hands to Yin Yu for instructions, and prepared to throw Tang Yu, the 'black cat', out.
But when he lifted the 'black cat' up, he was surprised to find that the cat was a bit unusual. This little 'black cat' was surprisingly heavy, and he couldn't lift it with one hand for a while!
"what happened?"
Yin Yu stared at the strange things in front of him calmly, but his heart was already filled with waves.
What did the little thing do, it was obviously a person, but everyone didn't notice it at all, and they still regarded it as a black cat?
Ah Shi was a little ashamed when he heard the words, "Master, this little black cat somehow looks so small, it's so ridiculously heavy, it's almost as big as a person..." The most important thing is that the fur feels amazing when you touch it. Also like human skin.
Tang Yu, who was grabbed by the arm, silently covered his face.
Yin Yu looked deeply, and asked again, "You said, this is... a black cat?"
Ah Shi was as puzzled as the housekeeper for why the master asked such a question, but he still took a closer look at the extremely heavy wild cat in his hand, and nodded after confirming that it was black and quite cute.
"It's a black cat, the master wants to see it."
Although the master has never liked fluffy animals, but the master seems to be very interested now, so he wants to present it.
"Then bring it up and take a look, others go down..."
Yin Yu finally determined what kind of tricks someone had played, and everyone in the room was blinded except him.
Ah Shi took the order to send the 'Black Cat' over there.
Tang Yu didn't dare to move his four 'claws' casually at this moment, and he couldn't press the button of the hypnotizer. He was worried that if he had any abnormal movements, the tyrant would directly draw his sword and kill him.
After all, a tyrant doesn't even care about human life, let alone a wild cat?
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58. The tyrant abuses cats
Holding his breath, Tang Yu was sent by Ah Shi to the desk in front of Yin Yu.
The little black cat was placed on the table, and the table seemed to creak under the heavy pressure.
Now Ah Shi can be sure that it is really not his illusion, but that the black cat is really very heavy, and it seems that it is pressing down on the table to make a sound!
"Master, this black cat is very strange. It can be eaten by wild cats outside. It is very heavy. Be careful when you tease and hug it..."
Ah Shi was very loyal and specially reminded Master Fan.
Tang Yu squatted on the desk in a hurry to stabilize his body so as not to fall, his hands and feet were trembling, and he was sweating profusely.
The blindfolded jade pendant only made others see that he looked like a cat, but it didn't really turn him into a cat. No matter how thin he was, he still had such a big lump, squatting on the desk was hard work.
Yin Yu watched someone's movements, and couldn't help clenching his fists to his lips to block the leaked emotions.
Although the little thing has some strange skills, it doesn't seem to be as magical as he imagined, at most it's something to confuse people; he doesn't have a weapon on his body, and he didn't come to assassinate, so I don't know what the hell is going on.
Thinking about it in his heart, Yin Yu didn't show his face, so he picked up the writing brush on the table and brought it to the tip of Tang Yu's nose, deliberately teasing,
"This cat has a lot of guts, dare to break into this king's study, it probably weighs more than his guts..."
"Ah!"
Tang Yu couldn't bear to be disturbed, so he sneezed, and the tip of his nose was itched to death by the brush.
Biansheng Yin Yu seemed to have a serious bad taste in private, so he didn't take back the brush, and said with a half-smile, "This cat has a good backbone, it doesn't bark after poking its nose, and this sneezing sound... Ah Jiu Ah Shi, you Do you feel human?"
"Master said so, it's really similar."
Ah Jiu nodded,
Ah Shi said directly, with a look of surprise on his face, "Not only does the sound sound like it, but when this subordinate grabbed the black cat just now, the cat's fur felt like human skin. If it wasn't for the fact that it was a cat, the subordinate I thought it was a person..."
Isn't it human!
Tang Yu was startled, and hurriedly called out, "Meow~" to reassure everyone.
At the same time, he reached out to press the button of the wrist hypnotizer, trying to hypnotize the people in the room, so as not to be touched again and completely exposed.
But Yin Yu moved faster, grabbing his hands as soon as he stretched out his hands, preventing him from making small moves.
... Tang Yu could only be full of depression, and tried to clenched his fists tightly, pretending that his hands were two cat's paws!
Yin Yu, who was always cold and stern, sneered, held those hands firmly, and continued to order deliberately,
"This king also feels that the fur of this black cat is a bit different from ordinary cats, and it looks spiritual. Could it be a goblin cultivated in the mountains? You are a guest at the door, and you need good wine to entertain you. Ten, feed me some wine. give him."
Tang Yu: ...
Although Ah Shi doesn't know why the master suddenly likes to play with fluffy animals today, but the master ordered that their subordinates have to go.
But cats can't drink wine, so Ah Shi just dipped some with his chopsticks, put it on Tang Yu's mouth, and ordered some.
Yin Yu didn't object either, and was very interested, "Cats seem to like to eat fish, right? Shi, you go to the yard pond to catch two raw fish. The king likes this cat. Thank you..."
Tang Yu:! ? !
Why didn't he know when the tyrant liked small animals so much!
However, the loyal Ah Shi over there moved quickly, and before he was dazed, he had already returned with two ornamental carps.
I really want to feed him raw fish.
Seeing this, Tang Yu's eyes almost popped out, and he couldn't continue acting, so he struggled quickly. If he really fed these two raw fish, he might have to call a doctor tomorrow.
"Meow meow meow~"
He anxiously pretended to meow, while shaking his head, trying to retract his grasped hands.
But how could Yin Yu let him get what he wanted, seeing the young man who had to stabilize his body squatting on the table while he was struggling in a panic, his heart was slightly rippling, and his teasing excitement couldn't help but soar.
This little thing usually likes to pretend, but now he wants to pretend to be a cat, so he has to teach this little thing a lesson, otherwise his guts will be turned upside down...
Grasping Tang Yu's hands with one hand and dragging Tang Yu's back with the other, Yin Yu turned the person over, into a state of lying on his back with his limbs spread wide and his stomach facing the sky.
Then he scratched the itching point on Tang Yu's waist, his deep eyes revealed a light of joy,
"Ajiu and Ashi, I heard that cats and dogs like to be rubbed on their stomachs, do you think this king is doing it right?"
The words were inquiries, but the tone and actions did not mean to really ask for opinions, it was just a casual sentence.
Ah Jiu and Ah Shi don't know how to keep cats, how can they know whether cats like to be rubbed on their stomachs, but the master said yes, so that's it.
"Probably, but master, be careful, cats are more irritable than dogs, and their paws are easy to scratch..."
"Really? Then cut off his claws for the king, so as not to hurt the king's hand."
Yin Yu raised his eyebrows and said directly.
"Meow!"
Tang Yu yelled, sweating from anxiety, tyrant master, can we not be so cruel, can you do it to such a cute meow!
Seeing Ah Jiu ruthlessly drawing the knife next to him, he was dripping with sweat, quick to wit, quickly stuck out his tongue, and licked fiercely at the big hands that imprisoned him on top of his head.
While licking and calling "喵喵~", Tang Yu pretended that he only met a kitten who likes humans to act like a spoiled child.
Yin Yu's heart trembled when his tender red tongue touched his wrist.
Then ordered, "Forget it, I don't want to see blood again today, you guys go down, you are not allowed to come in unless you are ordered..."
Ah Jiu and Ah Shi were sent out, and the crisis of cutting their claws was resolved.
Tang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but his hands were still imprisoned by Yin Yu. The man seemed to be very interested in him. His eyes, which were always full of hostility, looked at him very peacefully and gently at this moment, and there was a faint smile in them.
"You seem to understand my king's words? Could it be that you are really a playful cat demon who came down from the mountains?"
Yin Yu's expression seemed to have discovered something interesting.
This man is not easy to deceive, and Tang Yu can't pretend to be a real cat, so he simply followed the other party's words, "meow meow" twice, and then continued to stick out his tongue to lick the tyrant's hand, hoping that the other party would let him go and act as a spiritual cat. cute animals.
But Tang Yu counted thousands of times, but he didn't count. Yin Yu was not only immune to hypnosis, but also immune to the blindfold trick given by Wu Quan.
Therefore, in the eyes of a man, it is not a cute kitten in front of him, but a beauty who seems to be trying to seduce...
The delicate young man lay on his back on the table, his clear and dark eyes showed pleading pity, his red tongue fell on his hands, his hands were imprisoned, and he looked like he was bullying at will, which was enough to make even a man with a hard heart fall in love with him .
The light in Yin Yu's eyes was dim, and his heart seemed to be burning with hot flames, and he couldn't move his eyes.
The overly enthusiastic gaze made Tang Yu feel an indescribable danger. The man looked like he was about to eat him.
No way, the original book didn't say that the tyrant still has a habit of eating raw meat. Besides, cat meat is not tasty. What does Yin Tyrant's expression with green eyes mean?
"Meow meow meow."
Tang Yu pretended to meow again, struggling with both hands, so he could only stretch his head and continue to lick Yin Yu's hand, biting occasionally to express his eager desire to be let go.
He had a bad start, he didn't want to try the baby's effect now, he just wanted to leave quickly...he regretted that he was too anxious, and rushed here without proper preparation.
Take a look, you got caught getting carried away.
Tang Yu was very anxious, but Yin Yu didn't seem to understand what he meant at all, so he untied the ribbon on his hair and tied his hands together.
He wants to cry but has no tears...
Yin Yu was indeed in a good mood, finished binding his hands, then pulled the belt around his body, and tied his feet as well.
It was finally confirmed that the person could not escape, so he tapped the tip of Tang Yu's nose, with a smile in his voice,
"Little cat is very courageous, and dares to break into any place. Today, the king will warn you, so that you won't run to other people's mansions in another day, and be stripped of wild skin, and there will be no place to cry. "
After finishing speaking, Yin Yu ignored him and picked up the bamboo slips to watch again.
Tang Yu who was tied up by five flowers: cats are so cute, how can you treat cats like this, Tyrant Yin...
The author has something to say:-
Author: son smash, you are a black ball, don't expect luck~
With the cooperation of the government, the publication of Zhai's newspapers and periodicals went smoothly.
There are people doing all kinds of work, but Tang Yu has a lot to do. His main task is to grasp the general direction and train qualified journalists.
Because he is not a professional in this field, Tang Yu doesn't know much about the journalist industry, so in order to do things well, he spared no expense in spending points to purchase related skills in the system and use them.
Although the points cost a lot, it is worthwhile to spend these points considering the influence of the publishing house in the future.
Tang Yu couldn't help feeling distressed when he saw that the accumulated points were decreasing like running water, and he felt extremely sad.
These days, it seems that there is no reason to spend a lot of points, but the small amount of points spent all together is a big sum.
Think about when he was troubled by "money" from childhood to adulthood. Grandpa taught him strictly, but he never did anything to him financially. Not to mention the pocket money given by his parents and brothers, just the bank that his grandpa gave him. He just swipes the secondary card casually.
Who knows that at this moment he has to spend 'money' carefully, thinking about how much savings he has left...
"003, what should I do? These points are too wasteful and not easy to earn. Brother Wu even told me to get 10 points in memory for half a year. This is too difficult. Why don't you help me find a way. We are a ship anyway, you are so familiar with the rules of the system, look for loopholes to exploit."
Tang Yu was chattering and worrying about chatting with 033. He could do the task by himself, but he could only rely on 003 to help him find a solution for the system points.
Regarding this, 003 said that he really didn't want to talk, but he knew that he, the master, would never give up if he didn't talk.
"Master, I've said it many times. The system was invented by a team at the headquarters. The whole process is controlled by the most sophisticated intelligent brain. After years of operation, all kinds of loopholes and bugs have been patched. There are no windows! The only loophole is the invisible benefits..."
"Is that a loophole? Is it a benefit? It's just a scam."
Tang Yu waved his hands repeatedly when he heard this. This system should not be called the infrastructure system at all, it should be called the matchmaker system.
No, he is determined not to be a tyrant's wife. Maintaining a friendly and pure friendship with his boss is the bright rule of the confidant's path. Selling one's body is crooked and crooked. Resolutely resist!
Sensing the thought, 003 rolled his eyes, "Master, you are actually afraid of pain, right? How could you do it so smoothly if you stole a kiss to get points last time?"
"Although my appearance is quite attractive, as a man, 003, we must have a heart!"
In the face of someone who is ambitious, 003 really doesn't want to answer any more questions. It's the master who always acts like a baby, is cute, pretends to be cute, and is particularly afraid of pain.Well, there is really only one mind to think about it, and in fact there is absolutely no chance of counterattack.
"Ding—system friend Wu Quan sent a meeting invitation..."
"Ding—system friend Buddy sent a meeting invitation..."
"Ding - system friend Du Yong sent an invitation to meet..."
Suddenly, the system sent three instruction prompts one after another.
"Hey, Brother Wu, Yong'an, and Buddy all want to see me? What happened?"
Tang Yu was stunned when he heard the system prompt, and was a little confused by the meeting invitation he suddenly received.
The hosts are actually very busy on weekdays. Except for the hosts in the world who are really short of food and have a hard life and like to eat and drink in the cafeteria in the exchange area, other hosts basically don't go online except for shopping.
Like Wu Quan, there is no need to enter the exchange area. It would take tens or hundreds of years to close the gate casually. If the system had no time difference adjustment, when they exited the gate, all their friends and hosts would be dead.
So at the moment when the three friends made an appointment at the same time, Tang Yu felt that something important must have happened. After being dazed, he quickly found a place to 'sleep' and entered the communication area to see the situation.
"Wuuuu, little brother Tang, help! You must save me!"
As soon as they met, before they had time to say anything, Du Yongan, who looked like a child, rushed forward, hugged Tang Yu's thigh, and burst into tears.
Next to Wu Quan and Buddy looked very helpless.
With this appearance, something must have happened.
Tang Yu was confused, "What's wrong?"
"What else can I do, this little fool, I made a mistake about the time of the world's historical events, and I haven't fully prepared, and now I have a big problem..."
Wu Quan helplessly explained.He is the oldest among everyone due to his experience and age. He usually treats Tang Yu and the other three with an attitude of taking care of his younger brother.
Du Yongan was wronged and cried bitterly,
"It's really not my fault. Before entering the world, we only read books to understand the world. Who can memorize the year and month in it? Huh, the system tricked me!"
The matter this time is not complicated, it is very simple. It is nothing more than a very important turning point in Du Yongan's world, and Du Yongan has been preparing for it.
But unfortunately, the unlucky boy misremembered the time, and now things happen without any preparation for him...
"I'm not a professional who studies history. Before time travel, this world is the book for me. I just enjoy reading books. Who would have known that I would time travel? It would be nice if I could remember all the relationships between the characters in it. Do you remember the year, month and time when the specific incident took place?"
"Now our production team's food is handed over, and we still owe it! Those who talk big have earned credit for their praise, but let the people below starve and risk their lives to pay for it!"
"Although I have saved some food on weekdays, it is not enough to feed a dozen people in my family. Moreover, the entire production team is related to relatives, so it is impossible for me to leave everyone alone... Besides, our production team is going to starve to death. Only my family members If I am alive in vain, wouldn’t that tell others that I have a problem?”
Du Yongan said tears streaming down his face.
In order to prevent the host from being affected by 'precognition', the system stepped into the historical track of the original book. Each host's understanding of their own world is just the memory of "" before the time travel.
This leads to the fact that although everyone knows the general direction of the world and what will happen, they don't remember all the details, and even the characters may not be able to remember all of them.
In fact, Du Yongan is still good, at least he still remembers what big things will happen in the world.
And like Tang Yu, he really vomited blood. The content the system showed him was basically all nonsense. There was very little useful information about his mission of assisting the tyrant to sit on the throne of God and stabilize the world. He was just groping for the future...
"I also want to take invisible benefits in the past, earn more points to buy food in the mall, but I am only six years old and underage! My old age is still in a city thousands of miles away from me, I can't go at all, take invisible Welfare is simply impossible, so... Brother Tang, only you can help me."
Du Yongan hugged Tang Yu's thigh, "Brother Tang, your world is not short of food for the time being, as long as you are willing to give me some food, you can solve this problem. Brother Tang, this favor, when I have more points, I will definitely It will be returned to you!"
It’s no problem to give food as a gift. With money in hand, buying food is very simple, but the difficulty is that the system charges a handling fee when giving a gift.
Tang Yu is also frowning, it's not that he doesn't want to help, the problem is that he doesn't have many points.
"Brother Wu's world shouldn't be short of food, right?"
The boss, Wu Quan, has the most points, and the system deducts the handling fee every time he sends something without blinking his eyes.
Wu Quan nodded,
"There is no shortage of food in my world, but my world belongs to the world of high-level cultivation of immortals. Even the food of mortals contains immortal energy. The food of ordinary mortals is inedible. I can't stand this kind of energy... Tang Yu, I will give it to you The ointments made are all spent points to ask the system to help clear and filter the immortal energy, but the amount of food needed by Yong'an is too large, and it is impossible to spend points to filter it."
To put it bluntly, they eat food from the world of cultivating immortals, which is equivalent to a person who has been weak for a long time and suddenly eats thousand-year-old ginseng.
Buddy also sighed, "The price of normal food in my world is too high. If it is a nutrient solution, it is impossible for Yong'an to trick his relatives into drinking water every day."
"...But I don't have many points, and now I have more than 9000 points left. The system fee is deducted so hard, it must not be enough."
Tang Yu also had a bitter expression on his face, a penny would kill a hero.
"Brother Tang, haven't you already bound your auxiliary object? Why did it take so long to accumulate this point? Buddy accumulated nearly a million points in less than half a year when he bound the object, and Brother Wu even had three It broke a million in just one month..."
Du Yongan cried, why is little brother Tang as poor as him?
Because he is still young, he can only earn points from ordinary tasks to live. Brother Tang has already bound the auxiliary object, earning points should be very fast, and the invisible benefits will soon be able to brush up the points deposit .
The only explanation for this is that someone didn't care about invisible benefits at all.
Everyone looked at Tang Yu with burning eyes.
Tang Yu was inexplicably guilty, "...It's not that I don't want to earn invisible benefits, but you don't know how terrifying my assistant is, the tyrant in the history of the original book. Well, he, he doesn't like men either. If I dare to climb His bed, he will definitely eat me alive! The last time I was bound, I relied on 003 to help me hypnotize me, but 003 can't help me every time."
Anyway, he resolutely refused to admit it because the tyrant was too handsome and was too tolerant and gentle to him. He was afraid of falling in love with him and didn't want to go home.
Du Yongan blinked tears, "Really, is that really the case?"
Buddy also tilted his head, "But the system chose us, isn't it because we are the most in line with the object's aesthetics, and they will fall in love with us more easily?"
"..."
Tang Yu lowered his head with a guilty conscience and poked his finger.
"Well, Tang Yu is the only one who can save Yong'an at the moment. We can't lose our teammates anymore. If Tang Yu is afraid of becoming the partner of the assisted object, then I will give you something, and you can quietly use the invisible benefits to increase the points. Otherwise, if you don't save Yong'an now, it will be difficult for you to complete the task later if your points are too low, and it is impossible to give up the invisible benefits..."
Wu Quan gave Tang Yu a meaningful look, and finally proposed a solution, and he did not hesitate to pay for it himself.
He is not only helping others, but also helping himself. He has already lost his teammates five or six times before and after. The deducted points will be doubled.
We are all on the same rope, and losing any of them is a huge loss.
Du Yongan turned from sadness to joy, "Thank you Brother Wu!"
Buddy also nodded, "Then I'll give Tang Yu something, it's the same boat, we can't lose Yong'an."
"I... ok."
It's all said and done, everyone worked together, and Tang Yu couldn't refuse anymore.
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57. Where did the black cat come from?
Tang Yu came out of the system communication area with the gifts from Wu Quan and Buddy, as well as the leg ointment ordered with Wu Quan, Tang Yu was in a sad mood.
He hides and hides ten thousand times, avoids with various psychological constructions, and finally has to face the cheating invisible welfare.
In fact, Tang Yu is not against finding a male partner, not to mention that Yin Yu is handsome, has a noble status, and the most important thing is that he is gentle and touching, and it is quite happy to be with such a person.
But he said earlier that he was worried that if he really fell in love with the other party, he would leave his worries behind, and if he returned to his own world in the future, would he be able to live as if nothing had happened?
There is an old saying that "I wish to have a person with one heart, and never part with one's head." Tang Yu felt afraid of the pain of parting with his beloved.
"Actually, why should the master worry so much? Who can say what will happen in the future? If the master successfully completes the task, the system will reward the wish stone, and when the time comes to make a wish with the system, everything will be resolved..."
003 dutifully comforts them. Many hosts will have various psychological problems during the process of doing tasks, and their exclusive customer service needs some psychological counseling.
"Can the wish stone grant any wish?" In other words, can he promise to meet his lover again when the time comes?
003 was silent, unwilling to speak.
This is naturally impossible. When the host leaves the world, the auxiliary object has basically reached the end of its life, and the soul will enter the universe to reincarnate.
The system can revive the host because there is a transaction contract between the two, and the auxiliary object is not a system employee, not under the system's jurisdiction, and the soul is naturally out of control.
Therefore, most of the hosts will simply choose to forget the memory in the world after completing the task; there are also a small number of hosts who will choose to remember and wish for the chance to meet again in the next life...
"However, if the auxiliary object is willing to give up the chance of reincarnation for the host, and the soul becomes code data and becomes an eternal employee of the system, the problem that the master fears will be easily solved."
"That would be more practical than trying to keep my heart..."
Tang Yu decided not to count on it.
The kind of affection that 003 mentioned is too rare. How many couples in this world can get along for a lifetime and still love and be crazy, not to mention the most ruthless emperor. People who can be kings are more rational than emotional.
"Forget it, it's useless to think so much, let's take one step at a time."
Shake your head and put these worries behind you. If you think too much about things that haven't happened, it's unfounded worrying. Since you can't escape, you can only face it hard.
In terms of mentality, Tang Yu is still relatively optimistic.
This time, Wu Quan and Buddy gave him good things, very tall and noble, a jade pendant with blindness, and an ultrasonic hypnotizer.You can tell what the two things do by listening to their names.
According to Wu Quan, wearing the blinding jade pendant is equivalent to wearing an invisibility cloak. When people go out and see him, they will only think it is a tree, a cat, or some other small animal. The hidden effect is huge.
And Buddy's ultrasonic hypnotizer, as the name suggests, is something that hypnotizes people. When used with Wu Quan's blindfold jade pendant, he can break into other people's army camps without any problem.
The value of these two items is very high. It is conceivable that Wu Quan and Buddy must have been deducted a lot of handling fees by the system.
"Everyone is working together, helping me so much, I can no longer hold back..."
Tang Yu took a deep breath, put the two things on her body, and went out at night, deciding to try the effects of the things.
If the things Wu Quan and Buddy gave really work, then he can quietly collect points. Although all kinds of stealing kisses and hugs are shameful and wretched, but for the sake of future plans, you have to lose your morals.
It's better than letting him seduce the tyrant, he doesn't have the guts to crawl on the tyrant's bed, his master is an uncertain master.
……
into the night.
Tang Yu, who had already brought the jade pendant and the hypnotizer, went out from home, and ran to Prince Li's mansion familiarly.
I met pedestrians on the road, but no one noticed him, only a kitten passed by, yelling casually, "Where is the black cat, go away."
At this point, Tang Yu was sure that in the eyes of others, he was just a wild black cat.
At the gate of Prince Li's Mansion, because he didn't really turn into a black cat, he couldn't climb trees and climb over the wall, but with Buddy's support of the sonic hypnotizer, the guards guarding the gate and night in the mansion are not a big problem.
First of all, he made noises to attract people to open the door, and then used a hypnotizer to make the gatekeepers in a trance for a while. Tang Yu successfully got close to the mansion, which was much more convenient and quicker than 003 before.
But after entering the mansion, Tang Yu was worried again.
When he came back to Prince Li's mansion, he sat in a sedan chair from the beginning to the end, and was directly sent to the inner courtyard by Yin Yu's hidden guards, and it was the same when he left.Therefore, he was not very familiar with the roads in Prince Li's mansion, and he didn't know which direction the tyrant's bedroom was for a while.
Fortunately, when he was walking around the mansion, he ran into the butler who was delivering supper to the inner courtyard.
"You can lift the food box carefully, and be careful not to overturn it. Don't think that the master is in a good mood recently, so he will neglect to do things! You all know the master's temper. If anyone gets me in trouble and gets punished, I will kill him. Life……"
The old butler led the way, sternly pointing out the servants who were doing things.
It is said that what kind of master there is, there is what kind of servant and subordinate. Yin Yu has a cruel and violent temper, and his temper is changeable. Naturally, the management and guards of the mansion are also affected a little. Disobedient people are basically killed directly, without discussion.
Under such iron and blood methods, the people in Prince Li's mansion naturally acted honestly, did not dare to have the slightest disagreement, and were very cautious in everything.
"Yes, Steward Wang."
Several servants followed up tremblingly, the master's temper was uncertain, and no one dared to serve the master carelessly just because the master seemed to be in a good mood these two days.
Tang Yu quietly followed behind.
After making several turns and walking through the arch, he successfully followed the old butler to the inner courtyard. Yin Yu is still in the study and has no rest.
The old butler carefully led the people to bring the supper in. Tang Yu followed at the end, covered his mouth, tiptoed, not daring to make a sound, and tried his best to sneak into the room.
But the study is only that big, and Yin Yu doesn't like too gorgeous decorations, so there are not many shelters in the room.
The housekeeper didn't notice the 'black cat' behind the supper box, but the keen Ajiu and Ashi quickly discovered it.
"Stop! What are you doing? Greedy Cat smelled the fragrance and followed behind without noticing. The master doesn't like these fluffy animals, don't you know!"
Ah Jiu frowned, and asked the housekeeper.
Ah Shi stepped forward, ready to grab the 'black cat' and throw it out. Tang Yu hurriedly dodged, and had no chance to activate the hypnosis in his haste.
This was quite a commotion. Yin Yu, who was reading a book, was disturbed. He raised his head a little awkwardly, but unexpectedly saw a familiar figure running away in the room.
How did the little thing come here?Still so aboveboard?
Yin Yu was stunned in doubt.
But soon came what made him even more puzzled, only to hear the butler kneel down in panic and plead guilty,
"Master, please forgive me. I have no intention of violating my master's taboos. The sky is dark and the light is dark. This black cat's fur is black and it hasn't made a sound. The slave didn't notice it. Please forgive me..."
These words made Yin Yu's face change slightly, "You said it was a black cat?"
"Yes, yes. Is there something wrong with the master?" The old butler replied anxiously, not knowing why he asked.
On the other side, Ah Shi also caught Tang Yu. He was a martial arts practitioner with agility, so Tang Yu couldn't hide from him.
"Master, this subordinate will throw the black cat out..."
After Ah Shi grabbed Tang Yu, he bowed his hands to Yin Yu for instructions, and prepared to throw Tang Yu, the 'black cat', out.
But when he lifted the 'black cat' up, he was surprised to find that the cat was a bit unusual. This little 'black cat' was surprisingly heavy, and he couldn't lift it with one hand for a while!
"what happened?"
Yin Yu stared at the strange things in front of him calmly, but his heart was already filled with waves.
What did the little thing do, it was obviously a person, but everyone didn't notice it at all, and they still regarded it as a black cat?
Ah Shi was a little ashamed when he heard the words, "Master, this little black cat somehow looks so small, it's so ridiculously heavy, it's almost as big as a person..." The most important thing is that the fur feels amazing when you touch it. Also like human skin.
Tang Yu, who was grabbed by the arm, silently covered his face.
Yin Yu looked deeply, and asked again, "You said, this is... a black cat?"
Ah Shi was as puzzled as the housekeeper for why the master asked such a question, but he still took a closer look at the extremely heavy wild cat in his hand, and nodded after confirming that it was black and quite cute.
"It's a black cat, the master wants to see it."
Although the master has never liked fluffy animals, but the master seems to be very interested now, so he wants to present it.
"Then bring it up and take a look, others go down..."
Yin Yu finally determined what kind of tricks someone had played, and everyone in the room was blinded except him.
Ah Shi took the order to send the 'Black Cat' over there.
Tang Yu didn't dare to move his four 'claws' casually at this moment, and he couldn't press the button of the hypnotizer. He was worried that if he had any abnormal movements, the tyrant would directly draw his sword and kill him.
After all, a tyrant doesn't even care about human life, let alone a wild cat?
*********
58. The tyrant abuses cats
Holding his breath, Tang Yu was sent by Ah Shi to the desk in front of Yin Yu.
The little black cat was placed on the table, and the table seemed to creak under the heavy pressure.
Now Ah Shi can be sure that it is really not his illusion, but that the black cat is really very heavy, and it seems that it is pressing down on the table to make a sound!
"Master, this black cat is very strange. It can be eaten by wild cats outside. It is very heavy. Be careful when you tease and hug it..."
Ah Shi was very loyal and specially reminded Master Fan.
Tang Yu squatted on the desk in a hurry to stabilize his body so as not to fall, his hands and feet were trembling, and he was sweating profusely.
The blindfolded jade pendant only made others see that he looked like a cat, but it didn't really turn him into a cat. No matter how thin he was, he still had such a big lump, squatting on the desk was hard work.
Yin Yu watched someone's movements, and couldn't help clenching his fists to his lips to block the leaked emotions.
Although the little thing has some strange skills, it doesn't seem to be as magical as he imagined, at most it's something to confuse people; he doesn't have a weapon on his body, and he didn't come to assassinate, so I don't know what the hell is going on.
Thinking about it in his heart, Yin Yu didn't show his face, so he picked up the writing brush on the table and brought it to the tip of Tang Yu's nose, deliberately teasing,
"This cat has a lot of guts, dare to break into this king's study, it probably weighs more than his guts..."
"Ah!"
Tang Yu couldn't bear to be disturbed, so he sneezed, and the tip of his nose was itched to death by the brush.
Biansheng Yin Yu seemed to have a serious bad taste in private, so he didn't take back the brush, and said with a half-smile, "This cat has a good backbone, it doesn't bark after poking its nose, and this sneezing sound... Ah Jiu Ah Shi, you Do you feel human?"
"Master said so, it's really similar."
Ah Jiu nodded,
Ah Shi said directly, with a look of surprise on his face, "Not only does the sound sound like it, but when this subordinate grabbed the black cat just now, the cat's fur felt like human skin. If it wasn't for the fact that it was a cat, the subordinate I thought it was a person..."
Isn't it human!
Tang Yu was startled, and hurriedly called out, "Meow~" to reassure everyone.
At the same time, he reached out to press the button of the wrist hypnotizer, trying to hypnotize the people in the room, so as not to be touched again and completely exposed.
But Yin Yu moved faster, grabbing his hands as soon as he stretched out his hands, preventing him from making small moves.
... Tang Yu could only be full of depression, and tried to clenched his fists tightly, pretending that his hands were two cat's paws!
Yin Yu, who was always cold and stern, sneered, held those hands firmly, and continued to order deliberately,
"This king also feels that the fur of this black cat is a bit different from ordinary cats, and it looks spiritual. Could it be a goblin cultivated in the mountains? You are a guest at the door, and you need good wine to entertain you. Ten, feed me some wine. give him."
Tang Yu: ...
Although Ah Shi doesn't know why the master suddenly likes to play with fluffy animals today, but the master ordered that their subordinates have to go.
But cats can't drink wine, so Ah Shi just dipped some with his chopsticks, put it on Tang Yu's mouth, and ordered some.
Yin Yu didn't object either, and was very interested, "Cats seem to like to eat fish, right? Shi, you go to the yard pond to catch two raw fish. The king likes this cat. Thank you..."
Tang Yu:! ? !
Why didn't he know when the tyrant liked small animals so much!
However, the loyal Ah Shi over there moved quickly, and before he was dazed, he had already returned with two ornamental carps.
I really want to feed him raw fish.
Seeing this, Tang Yu's eyes almost popped out, and he couldn't continue acting, so he struggled quickly. If he really fed these two raw fish, he might have to call a doctor tomorrow.
"Meow meow meow~"
He anxiously pretended to meow, while shaking his head, trying to retract his grasped hands.
But how could Yin Yu let him get what he wanted, seeing the young man who had to stabilize his body squatting on the table while he was struggling in a panic, his heart was slightly rippling, and his teasing excitement couldn't help but soar.
This little thing usually likes to pretend, but now he wants to pretend to be a cat, so he has to teach this little thing a lesson, otherwise his guts will be turned upside down...
Grasping Tang Yu's hands with one hand and dragging Tang Yu's back with the other, Yin Yu turned the person over, into a state of lying on his back with his limbs spread wide and his stomach facing the sky.
Then he scratched the itching point on Tang Yu's waist, his deep eyes revealed a light of joy,
"Ajiu and Ashi, I heard that cats and dogs like to be rubbed on their stomachs, do you think this king is doing it right?"
The words were inquiries, but the tone and actions did not mean to really ask for opinions, it was just a casual sentence.
Ah Jiu and Ah Shi don't know how to keep cats, how can they know whether cats like to be rubbed on their stomachs, but the master said yes, so that's it.
"Probably, but master, be careful, cats are more irritable than dogs, and their paws are easy to scratch..."
"Really? Then cut off his claws for the king, so as not to hurt the king's hand."
Yin Yu raised his eyebrows and said directly.
"Meow!"
Tang Yu yelled, sweating from anxiety, tyrant master, can we not be so cruel, can you do it to such a cute meow!
Seeing Ah Jiu ruthlessly drawing the knife next to him, he was dripping with sweat, quick to wit, quickly stuck out his tongue, and licked fiercely at the big hands that imprisoned him on top of his head.
While licking and calling "喵喵~", Tang Yu pretended that he only met a kitten who likes humans to act like a spoiled child.
Yin Yu's heart trembled when his tender red tongue touched his wrist.
Then ordered, "Forget it, I don't want to see blood again today, you guys go down, you are not allowed to come in unless you are ordered..."
Ah Jiu and Ah Shi were sent out, and the crisis of cutting their claws was resolved.
Tang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but his hands were still imprisoned by Yin Yu. The man seemed to be very interested in him. His eyes, which were always full of hostility, looked at him very peacefully and gently at this moment, and there was a faint smile in them.
"You seem to understand my king's words? Could it be that you are really a playful cat demon who came down from the mountains?"
Yin Yu's expression seemed to have discovered something interesting.
This man is not easy to deceive, and Tang Yu can't pretend to be a real cat, so he simply followed the other party's words, "meow meow" twice, and then continued to stick out his tongue to lick the tyrant's hand, hoping that the other party would let him go and act as a spiritual cat. cute animals.
But Tang Yu counted thousands of times, but he didn't count. Yin Yu was not only immune to hypnosis, but also immune to the blindfold trick given by Wu Quan.
Therefore, in the eyes of a man, it is not a cute kitten in front of him, but a beauty who seems to be trying to seduce...
The delicate young man lay on his back on the table, his clear and dark eyes showed pleading pity, his red tongue fell on his hands, his hands were imprisoned, and he looked like he was bullying at will, which was enough to make even a man with a hard heart fall in love with him .
The light in Yin Yu's eyes was dim, and his heart seemed to be burning with hot flames, and he couldn't move his eyes.
The overly enthusiastic gaze made Tang Yu feel an indescribable danger. The man looked like he was about to eat him.
No way, the original book didn't say that the tyrant still has a habit of eating raw meat. Besides, cat meat is not tasty. What does Yin Tyrant's expression with green eyes mean?
"Meow meow meow."
Tang Yu pretended to meow again, struggling with both hands, so he could only stretch his head and continue to lick Yin Yu's hand, biting occasionally to express his eager desire to be let go.
He had a bad start, he didn't want to try the baby's effect now, he just wanted to leave quickly...he regretted that he was too anxious, and rushed here without proper preparation.
Take a look, you got caught getting carried away.
Tang Yu was very anxious, but Yin Yu didn't seem to understand what he meant at all, so he untied the ribbon on his hair and tied his hands together.
He wants to cry but has no tears...
Yin Yu was indeed in a good mood, finished binding his hands, then pulled the belt around his body, and tied his feet as well.
It was finally confirmed that the person could not escape, so he tapped the tip of Tang Yu's nose, with a smile in his voice,
"Little cat is very courageous, and dares to break into any place. Today, the king will warn you, so that you won't run to other people's mansions in another day, and be stripped of wild skin, and there will be no place to cry. "
After finishing speaking, Yin Yu ignored him and picked up the bamboo slips to watch again.
Tang Yu who was tied up by five flowers: cats are so cute, how can you treat cats like this, Tyrant Yin...
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