Are you dating online?

Zhou Siyi thought carefully and made full preparations for the "cleaning" a week later.

First, I made a fitness plan, then started to eat fat-reducing meals, and stole a piece of Guo Ting's mask to apply before going to bed.

He lay on the bed with a facial mask on, holding Qiqi in his arms, and said vaguely: "Cub, your father will bid farewell to the life of a magician in seven days."

Qiqi: "Meow meow?"

"From now on, our family will only have you as a male cat, hey." Zhou Siyi patted Qiqi's head.

Qiqi licked her paw, and pressed her drool-stained little foot to his hand.

"How about I also find you a kitten?" Zhou Siyi said to himself, "Oh, no, you are too young."

"You said, he is so big, will it hurt me?" He lowered his voice and asked furtively, and then his face turned red. What is he talking to a cat?

Qiqi: "Aww, aww."

Zhou Siyi: "...you are a cat, why did you start barking?"

He was resting on his arm, and his mind was full of the scene when he saw Zhuang Mengqi's naked body before. The size seemed much bigger than him. If he went in like that, would it be...

He rolled around on the bed in shame, forgetting that he still had a mask on his face.

"Ah, day." The mask fell on the bed, and he frantically picked it up.

Wuwuwu, what should I do, I agreed to go to his house on impulse, and now there are still seven days, and he can't sleep, let alone what will happen then.

Zhou Siyi washed his face, opened the browser, and started searching for questions about the first time.

"Does it hurt the first time for a man?"

Below this question, the answer is: "Hehe, let alone the first time, if you don't use ky, you will still be in pain the tenth time."

Zhou Siyi was startled, and subconsciously covered his buttocks.

The second floor: "No, my boyfriend and I have been together for several years, and we are used to not using ky."

The third floor: "It varies from person to person, some people are born unsuitable, Tieju Hua understands."

Zhou Siyi thought to himself, Cao, what if I am Tieju Hua, do I want Zhuang Mengqi to be below?

No, when he thinks about that scene, he gets horrified, and his skin gets goosebumps.

The fourth floor: "It's okay to expand properly, and the foreplay is in place, but it will be more or less painful for the first time."

Zhou Siyi began to regret it, and opened WeChat to ask Zhuang Mengqi if he could not go to his house, but gave up again, which is too embarrassing.

Forget it, he gritted his teeth, let it hurt as long as it hurts, just make Zhuang Mengqi happy.

He exited the question-and-answer thread and searched for "how to make my boyfriend feel comfortable in slap. slap. slap?"

First floor: "Suck it and you're done."

Zhou Siyi: "???"

The second floor: "You don't have to worry too much about it. Most men will think about whether they can last for a long time in that kind of process. He will feel comfortable if he behaves well."

The third floor: "Hey silk, white silk, jk, he will be comfortable if he gets a set of all of them."

Zhou Siyi remembered the link that Zhuang Mengqi sent last time, fuck, do men really like jk?

He hesitated for a moment, looked through the historical news, and copied the link.

When he clicked in and took a look, his thoughts were immediately dispelled, what the hell is this!Do not wear it to death!Go crazy!

Zhou Siyi turned off the link and continued to read the post.

Fourth floor: "My sister has been in the wind and moon field for many years, facing the young fresh meat born in 00, they are happy no matter what. After 95, they need to add a little skill, use manual mouth and so on. 80-90 old dog ratio, add me Vx let me tell you."

Zhou Siyi rubbed his chin. Zhuang Mengqi is 95 and belongs to the middle stage. Do you use your hands to move your mouth?What is moving your mouth?

He sent a private letter to the person and asked: [Can I ask, what do you mean by "move your mouth" in your post? 】

After waiting for a long time, the man didn't reply. He was sleepy with his mobile phone, and fell asleep in a daze.

The next day he was woken up by the ringing of the phone, and it was already 07:30, and it was Zhuang Mengqi who called.

"Hello?" Zhou Siyi fell into a drowsy sleep, his eyes were still closed after the connection, and his nasal voice was very heavy.

"Little lazy pig, don't you wake up and go to work?" Zhuang Mengqi pushed the suitcase to go through the security check, and when he heard his moaning voice, he couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth.

"It's only past seven o'clock, what are you doing?" Zhou Siyi turned around and said.

Zhuang Mengqi said: "Did you not see the message I sent you yesterday? I'm going on a business trip this week, and I won't be back until next Saturday. I'll bring you a gift then."

Zhou Siyi woke up suddenly, raised his head and said, "You're going on a business trip? A week, so long!"

Zhuang Mengqi smiled and said: "Is it because I missed me before I left, don't worry, I will definitely be back before the weekend."

There was a hint of ambiguity in his tone, and Zhou Siyi froze for a moment before realizing that he had misunderstood what he meant.

But he didn't explain, and said vaguely: "Then you... come back early, I have no other intentions, I just want to see you sooner."

"Okay, I'm going to board the plane, I'll call you later." Zhuang Mengqi whispered, "Baby, I love you."

"Love you, goodbye." Zhou Siyi's heart softened, and his whole body was melted by the routine "love you" when he hung up the phone.

He held his phone for 5 minutes before getting up from the bed.

While squeezing the subway, he glanced at his phone, and the person replied to him last night.

【Want to know?Add me vx**&&#@%】

[Wait a minute, are you a man? 】

Zhou Siyi didn't really want to add strangers, but he was really curious, so he searched WeChat ID.

The other party's nickname is Irish Little Wildcat, and his profile picture is an Internet celebrity.

Zhou Siyi: [Hello, I am Meow who loves to laugh. 】

Little Irish Wildcat: [Hello, handsome boy. 】

Zhou Siyi was slightly puzzled, she had checked "Only Chat", how did she know what she looked like?

Irish Little Wildcat: [Does the handsome guy want to know how to make his boyfriend happy? 】

Zhou Siyi was a little shy: [Yes. 】

Irish Kitten: [[covering mouth and laughing] What I said before is to bite, you can find it by Baidu. 】

Zhou Siyi googled it and blushed instantly.

Irish Wildcat: [Brother, do you have any other questions? There are many ways to make your boyfriend comfortable. You can check out my circle of friends, our store...]

The subway arrived at the station, and Zhou Siyi was squeezed out of the station by the crowd before he had time to read her news carefully.

After he arrived at the company, he was too embarrassed to continue chatting with this person, and after a day, he forgot about it.

On the first day Zhuang Mengqi left, I missed him.

The second day after Zhuang Mengqi left, she missed him.

On the third day after Zhuang Mengqi left, she missed him and missed him.

On Thursday, Zhou Siyi rested his chin in melancholy, relying on hanging videos to continue his life.

When the boss came, he turned off the video in seconds, and he looked like a withered rose in the desert.

Xiao Xu shook his head and said, "Why didn't I realize that you are a complete fool, sweet, and love-minded."

Zhou Siyi lay down on the table and said, "What do you know? The ancients said that if we don't see each other for a day, it's like three autumns. It's been nine autumns."

"Then when he comes back, wouldn't you be an old man?" The little brother next to him teased.

"Am I yellow? Am I looking bad?" Zhou Siyi stood up nervously, covered his face and asked.

Xiao Xu said: "Don't tease him, he is like Wangfushi now, he can't wake up no matter how much he screams."

"You're the one looking at the husband's stone." Zhou Siyi said.

He looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around, he approached and said, "Xiao Xu, have you ever had any X experience?"

Xiao Xu's eyes widened: "Are you planning to have sex now?"

"It will happen when it will happen, I can't just let him hold it back, what should I do if something goes wrong?" Zhou Siyi said.

Xiao Xu coughed and said, "In this case, remember to take safety measures."

Zhou Siyi said: "I still have this bit of common sense, I just... have a question."

He was a little embarrassed to speak, and under Xiao Xu's encouraging gaze, he said slowly: "Is there any way to make the other party unforgettable for the first time?"

Xiao Xu made an exaggerated "poof", "What, it's your first time?"

Zhou Siyi quickly looked around and saw that no one noticed them, so he said guiltyly: "Keep your voice down! It's the first time for us, so I want to make it better."

Xiao Xu covered his mouth, and after a while, he whispered, "I'm not good enough in combat, but I have more knowledge in textbooks. As far as I know, if you're a man, if you're not considerate enough, the bottom one will hurt a bit."

"He is very considerate." Zhou Siyi said.

Xiao Xu shook his head and said, "That's in real life, have you ever seen him in bed?"

Zhou Siyi was dumb, he had never seen it before.

"Men are all gentlemen under the bed and beasts on the bed." Xiao Xu said, "For your safety, first of all, you can't indulge him, you have to learn to stop, and you must tell him if you feel uncomfortable. Secondly, ky, tt, these must be Be prepared, the pre-scene starts in half an hour, and don't hurt yourself because you can't help it for a while."

Zhou Siyi slowly opened his eyes wide, and swallowed nervously, "What else?"

"Also, enjoy the process, take a good bath before that. Some men, in order to prolong their own time, will come to the bathroom to have sex, but if you don't take offense, there is no need." Xiao Xu said.

Zhou Siyi nodded, remembering everything in his heart: learn to stop, don't be impatient, be well prepared.

He thought for a while, and said with shame on his face: "If, if he...is very big, will it hurt me more?"

Xiao Xu looked at him jealously and said: "It hurts for a while, it's cool. It's for a lifetime. Congratulations, Zhou Zhou, you found a treasure."

The days after Thursday passed quickly, Zhou Siyi was looking forward to Saturday, but it didn't come, and now when he was a little bit resistant, it would come again soon.

On Friday, Zhuang Mengqi said that he was coming back, and Zhou Siyi watched a series of movies under Xiaoxu's Amway, feeling scared and looking forward to it.

He was about to reply to Zhuang Mengqi's message when Han Miaomiao sent a message.

Ever since Yi Nian Shanhe publicly apologized to her last time, she added Zhou Siyi, saying that she wanted to treat him to dinner as a thank you.

Zhou Siyi opened the chat interface, only to see her saying: [Honey, I'm going to Shanghai on Saturday morning, so let's have dinner together then! 】

Zhou Siyi was stunned for a second, and another message was received on WeChat.

Ge Tian: [Xiao Yi, ancestor, I booked a ticket to go back with Nian Lanting on Saturday, she doesn't know yet.Brother this time depends on you, you must help me! 】

Zhou Siyi typed: [Can you guys stop coming back? 】

Ge Tian: [? ? ? 】

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