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Zhou Siyi's damned desire to win and lose overcame the remaining emotion, and said without hesitation: "The villain will never lose."

Zhuang Mengqi nodded casually: "Okay, if you lose, how about coming to my house for the night next week?"

Zhou Siyi was suddenly at a loss for words, and gave him a look with blushing cheeks, "Don't use aggressive tactics."

"No, I use straight hooks for fishing, and those who wish will take the bait." Zhuang Mengqi said.

Zhou Siyi: "Don't think that I will let you down because of this, I will not be easily seduced."

Zhuang Mengqi said innocently: "I didn't say anything. As we all know, the wicked command a righteous spirit, and of course they are not afraid of losing."

Zhou Siyi laughed: "Since you want to gamble so much, I'll let you do it. But the bet, I want to change it."

"How to change it?" Zhuang Mengqi raised the corners of his lips and asked.

Zhou Siyi leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You win, I'll go to your house, I win, you come to my house, how about it?"

After Zhou Siyi returned home, he turned on the computer while taking off his coat. Qiqi was playing with a small toy, and ran over bumpily, "Meow."

"Little guy, do you miss me?" Zhou Siyi picked it up and kissed it on the tip of its nose, "I can't press the keyboard today, or I won't have canned food to eat."

He opened the group chat, and Ji Ye has been urging him to go online in the group, and Nian Lanting also sent him a screenshot of the windmill group getting ready.

Ten minutes before the start of the attack and defense, Zhou Siyi turned on the live broadcast and jumped into the united front YY, where a deputy conductor was singing, and the atmosphere was relaxed.

Deputy Gang-Qing Yin: [What's the matter, there is no small meeting today. 】

Gang leader-Ji Ye: [You didn't come yesterday, the commander of the second meeting pushed Lao Xie away, and now the group is inflated. 】

Deputy Gang-Qing Yin: [I. Day, this is on the mic? 】

Guild leader-Ji Ye: [Well, just keep it today, don't worry about them. 】

Since Ji Ye formed a team with him to participate in the league, he has let go of the united front a lot, and also intends to train new players.

Zhou Siyi knew that he couldn't have both, so he hadn't participated in the command for a while. Hearing what he said, he sent an "ok" without any hesitation.

He checked the Special Special Regiment, Cangba Regiment, etc., and led people to join Nian Lanting, and found that the combined number of these regiments was not as large as that of the Windmill Regiment.

The densely packed hidden swords stood in the crowd, flapping their wings and shaking their light swords, Zhou Siyi suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

He opened the mic on YY and said: "The Windmill Group will follow your command. Be careful when you meet Cang Yun and the monk opposite."

The conductor of the Second Session sang "Lollipop Luxury" again, and the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

[My mother is so flirtatious!Xiaoyin, ask for the same style after directing! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[The English pronunciation of this command is so good, I love it!Xiaoyin, I want to hear the same style too! 】

[Let's forget about the same style hahaha, Xiaoyin's English is taught by the physical education teacher, but I remember that you are still studying for the sixth grade in your senior year. 】

Zhou Siyi turned off YY's microphone, and said not to be outdone, "Who is taught English by the physical education teacher? You talk to me well, so I have passed the sixth grade, okay?"

Mu Mu: [I said you are fat and you are panting. If you can command in English today, I will smash ten rockets. 】

Zhou Siyi said: "It's not that I don't know how to conduct in English, it's just that you understand me when I direct like this?"

Mu Mu: [Twenty. 】

Zhou Siyi: "... Am I the kind of person who cares about money?"

Mu Mu: 【Thirty. 】

Zhou Siyi: "Deal."

Mu Mu: [If you speak more than three sentences in Chinese, the transaction will be void. 】

[Hahahahahahahaha, are you devils? 】

[Laughing to death, the English command is okay hhh]

[Pfft, Xiaoyin, you will post it! 】

[Xiaoyin: I don't care about money, it's just that there isn't enough money. 】

【Oh my god, I'm going to call my relatives and friends to listen in! 】

Zhou Siyi: "Don't record, don't post it to me."

Mu Mu: 【Start now!You can't speak Chinese anymore! 】

Zhou Siyi: "...OK, fine, as you wish."

[Hahahahahahahaha, it really started. 】

Ji Ye: [Hahahahahahaha, I'm recording! ! 】

[Surprised the leader of the gang 2333]

[The gang leader is too skinny, you have to guard Lao Wang's chrysanthemum! 】

Zhou Siyi: "Everybody look at me, look at me! Look at the..."

He thought for a long time and didn't know what the "billboard" said, so he said: "Look at the white words! Yellowchickencome here, findme, wetogether!"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, god damn Yellowchicken I vomited from laughing. 】

[Real-time translation: Look at the white characters!Yellow chickens come over and hug me!Small tip: Yellow Chicken is another name for Tibetan Sword. 】

Zhou Siyi came to the NPC Yan, and said yy: "Cometoyan, find me! Find me! Release your buffs, eatthedesksandmedicine! Hurryup!"

【Mom asked me why I was smiling like a fool hahahahahaha. 】

【Come find me at "Smoke"!Find me! Brush a set of buffs, eat tables and small medicines!hurry up! 】

[The translator is awesome hahahaha. 】

On the opposite side, the army of famous celebrities pressed the border, Zhou Siyi saw Zhuang Mengqi's figure, and immediately said: "Therearenocloudsfatherontheopposite! Let'sf.uckthem! Windcarup, mountainanddriverdown! Milkmotherstakecareoft!"

[There is no Father Cangyun on the opposite side!Fuck them!Windmill rises, invincible falls!The nanny sucks so much! 】

The yellow chickens of the windmill regiment actually understood it, and the cranes smashed into it in unison, blowing the windmill whirringly, blowing down a large area on the opposite side.

Zhou Siyi: "Nice! F.uckinggreat! Deaddon'tstayattherebornpoint! Cometofindme! Let'stiethunderto...to Xiao Yaoer."

He really couldn't think of how the NPC "Xiao Yao'er" would express it in English. Mu Mu immediately noticed it when he looked at the trick.

Mu Mu: [One sentence in Chinese!Whoa, whoa, got it! 】

【pretty!Awesome!The dead don't stay at the resurrection point!Come find me!We tied Lei to find Xiao Yao'er. 】

【hhh Mumu please be kind, he has tried his best. 】

【Laughing so much that tears came out of my eyes, I feel that Xiaoyin is running out of words. 】

Zhou Siyi commanded the hidden sword to hit it again, but suddenly found that the person on the divine locomotive was actually a monk!Because they were all in the car, he didn't pay attention just now.

He hurriedly shouted: "Nonono, comeback! comeback!"

But there is no turning back for the cranes of the Tibetan Swordsmen. This man never turns around to watch the explosion. Even if the offensive and defensive command blows up, it has nothing to do with me.

They threw themselves into the pile of red names with enthusiasm, and started to spin the windmill when they exploded.

Bang bang bang, there was a sound of being bounced off by the golden body, and with the sound of the shield standing, the blood of the windmill group fell down.

Zhou Siyi said anxiously: "Fiveduthousandbutterflyup!! Milkmotherpayattentiontoteamblood! BaldSacrificeyourself!"

Naidu hurriedly raised Qiandie, and for some unknown reason recruited Butterfly to pinch Diechi, but the monk did not respond.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard, what is fivedu, and what is bald! 】

[Brother translator, are you okay hahaha, have you died in battle? 】

[Five poisons and thousands of butterflies rise!Nurse, pay attention to blood!The bald man (sorry master) sacrificed himself! 】

【Hahahaha Master did something wrong. 】

The monk didn't sacrifice himself in time, most of the windmill group died, Zhou Siyi said angrily, "Whatareyoudoing! The Bald! Youaretheone, don'trowwater!"

【What are you doing?Baldy, that is to say you, don't paddle! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the translator is also a god. 】

Zhou Siyi wanted to think about strategy, but also searched his brains to find words, so excitedly he slapped the table loudly, scaring Qiqi so much that he was eight feet away from him.

Newcomers kept coming in to YY, and even the grand ones on the opposite side came to listen.

Someone in Zhuang Mengqi's live broadcast room was rebroadcasting it in real time, and Hao Qi laughed so hard that he lost his combat effectiveness.

[Hahahaha God, your wife is so cute!Actually commanded in English. 】

[Hahahahahaha this server's annual joke, I really couldn't laugh anymore, and even hit a hammer. 】

Zhuang Mengqi raised the corner of his mouth, "Whoever made the recording, send me a copy back."

[Pfft, it's over, even Commander Haoqi is going to go to the villain YY. 】

[Laughing, everyone in our guild has gone, so what's the point of attacking and defending. 】

Zhou Siyi didn't know what happened on the other side, he thought that his command was messed up and he had been humiliated all his life, but in the end he was so muddled and inexplicable, he even drew with Zhuang Mengqi.

Until the end of the attack and defense, the people in yy didn't leave, and asked the conductor to sing English songs one after another.

Without saying a word, Mu Mu smashed the rocket: [Anchor!I want a song! Thatgirl and Qing Meihu, you choose one! 】

Zhou Siyi spoke English for most of the day, his tongue almost tied up, "Sister, please let me go, is it easy for me to support my family?"

Gongping sang songs in a hurry, Zhou Siyi drank a glass of water in one go, and finally recovered.

Ji Ye hiccupped with laughter: "Son, you have become famous this time, if you don't post tomorrow, I will be sorry for your command today."

The conductor of the second meeting came in at some point, and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha brother, your pronunciation is much better than my standard! Awesome!"

Zhou Siyi said: "It's too much of an award, it's not easy to raise a family, if there are old people and cats, don't bother with me."

At this time, someone swiped on the public screen: [Damn, I saw the vest of Commander Haoqi! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I knew Lanshen was coming to listen to my daughter-in-law! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh lock me up! ! 】

Zhou Siyi was stunned for a moment, and then saw a white horse being hugged on top of a wheat, nicknamed Swallowing Song-Jun Yelan.

The first thought in his head was not why Zhuang Mengqi came, but, this guy just found a team of monk Cangyun to play the windmill group!

The white horse lit up, and Zhou Siyi immediately said bluntly: "You just opened the shield and played it right away, ah?"

The public screen and barrage immediately exploded.

[I. Day!Xiaoyin, can your tone of questioning be more milky? ! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Hahahaha I'm thinking about when they meet, will they PK because of attacking and defending real people. 】

[hhh the one who loses and who is at the bottom? 】

[In front, I give you the pen, and you write it. 】

Ji Ye and the others also began to copy and refresh the screen on the public screen: [You just opened the shield and played it right away, ah?Kneel on the washboard for me later! 】

Zhuang Mengqi turned on the mic and said slowly: "The Windmill Squad is still powerful, a group of monks didn't beat you to death."

Zhou Siyi said arrogantly: "That is, I don't want to see whose windmill group it is."

【Ahhhhhhh, this proud little tone, I'm dead_(:з」∠)_]

【I love you so much qa□□q】

[Knock me crazy, knock to death! 】

Zhuang Mengqi said again: "I am willing to bow down."

Zhou Siyi was even more proud, and for a moment he forgot that it was a united front with thousands of people, "So you surrendered?"

"Admit defeat." Zhuang Mengqi said, "So the bet is valid, deputy commander."

The author has something to say: So the bet is valid, my dear second-in-command~