Are you dating online?

Zhou Siyi turned his head, Zhuang Mengqi put his hands in his pockets, stood by the fire and looked at him, his handsome face was slightly flushed by the light of the fire.

The girl holding the ribbon stared at him blankly, and the companions beside him were also stunned.

Zhou Siyi knew that he was here to save the siege, so he stood up amusedly and said, "Boyfriend, you're here."

Zhuang Mengqi reached out and rubbed his head, "I'm late, have you finished the barbecue?"

"It's over." Zhou Siyi pointed to the empty plate with his chin, which seemed to be asking for credit.

"It's so good." Zhuang Mengqi said.

The girls looked dumbfounded, the girl with the ribbon dropped the ribbon and ran away covering her face, and the others followed her.

Only then did Zhou Siyi feel a little embarrassed: "Well, let's go back, I told my parents about it."

Zhuang Mengqi nodded, and as they were walking on the road, he said, "Next time, if you don't want to be entangled, you can use me as a shield."

"Ah? That's not good." Zhou Siyi said.

Zhuang Mengqi changed places with him and let him walk on the inner side, "It's okay, I'm single anyway."

He paused for a while, and then said persuasively: "When the family is urging the marriage during the holidays, I can still take it out and push it."

Zhou Siyi felt that his words sounded a bit vaguely nonsense, but they made sense, which made him unable to refute for a while.

Just as he was thinking, Zhuang Mengqi made a final decision: "Then it's settled. When we need each other in the future, we will take what we need and help each other. You won't suffer from being my boyfriend in name."

Zhou Siyi opened his mouth, why did he... agree?What did he say?

Zhuang Mengqi achieved his goal, and quickly changed the subject: "Did Jiye look for you? He's going crazy these two days."

Zhou Siyi didn't look at the guild group, and asked, "What happened to him?"

"Urging us to practice, thinking about the team name and slogan, we will sign up next month." Zhuang Mengqi said.

They haven't practiced these few days, only captain Ji Ye is left in the team, and even the nanny has run away from home.

Zhou Siyi: "It's really time to think about it. I'll go online and look for him after I go back to find Xiaoye."

After they returned to the hotel, Zhuang Mengqi went back to the room first. He still hadn't booked a vacant room, so he could only squeeze in a squeeze, while Zhou Siyi went to Ye Jinkun's room.

As soon as he turned the corner, he saw Peng Hao with a basin of water on his head, kneeling on the washboard he found somewhere, precariously.

Zhou Siyi was startled, and hurried over to help him up, "What are you doing?"

Peng Hao avoids him and protects the water on his head, "Master told me to reflect outside, and I'm not allowed to go in until tomorrow morning."

"So you just knelt under the camera? There are so many people coming and going, I'm afraid you want to be on social news." Zhou Siyi was speechless.

"I'm not afraid! As long as Master calms down, the news will be on the news!" Peng Hao insisted.

Zhou Siyi gave up, bypassed him and knocked on the door, "Xiaoye, it's me."

After a few minutes, the door opened a crack from the inside.

Zhou Siyi pushed the door open and went in. The room was pitch black and the lights were not turned on.

As soon as he closed the door, he was hugged by the head, and Ye Jinkun cried, "Brother, I lost my virginity..."

Zhou Siyi tried his best to raise his head to avoid the snot from his nose, patted his back to reassure him: "It's okay, it's okay, didn't you lose your virginity at the age of 17?"

He turned on the light on the wall, only to realize that the room was smashed to pieces like a hurricane passing through.

He thought with a headache, guessing that he would have to pay a lot when he checked out.

Ye Jinkun was wearing a bear coral fleece pajamas, his hair was messed up like a chicken coop, and his eyes were swollen like white rabbits.

"Don't cry, we're all adults, who hasn't had sex after drinking." Zhou Siyi sighed and patted him on the shoulder.

"Are you in a mess too?" Ye Jinkun asked twitching.

Zhou Siyi's face was full of black lines: "I don't, I have a strong will."

Ye Jinkun wiped his nose with a tissue, "Oh, so in order to coax Lawyer Zhuang, you even asked the bar to make chocolates for Aunt Guo?"

Zhou Siyi: "...Who told you that?!"

Ye Jinkun: "It doesn't matter! Brother, what should I do now! I can't come out to my family, and my mother still wants to hug her grandson."

This is true, although gay marriage laws are popularized, but not every family can accept homosexuality.

Zhou Siyi thought for a while and asked, "Are you going to be with him?"

Ye Jinkun said sadly: "Although I like girls, I'm not a scumbag. If I fall in love with him, I have to be responsible to him."

"You...fucked him??" Zhou Siyi's eyeballs almost fell out. Didn't Peng Hao say that he put Ye Jinkun to sleep? What's going on?

Ye Jinkun: "I must be the one who fucked him, otherwise he could fuck me? I don't feel it at all, unless he's a toothpick."

Zhou Siyi felt that the matter was not simple, so he tentatively suggested: "Why don't we call Peng Hao in and ask?"

Ye Jinkun frowned and said, "Do you still need to ask?"

Five minutes later, Peng Hao knelt down in front of the two of them with a basin on his head and a washboard under his knees.

Zhou Siyi couldn't bear it and said: "This...isn't very good, let him get up."

He hinted at Ye Jinkun with his eyes, you said that you want him to kneel on the washboard after you got married?

Ye Jinkun said with a sullen face: "Get up, the water on your head is on it."

"Okay." Peng Hao stood up neatly and looked at him like a husky, as if asking "what's the master's order".

Zhou Siyi looked him up and down, and felt more and more that he didn't look like someone was going through the back door, otherwise he wouldn't have the strength to jump up and down and eat barbecue.

He coughed twice and asked, "Peng Peng, did you really do it last night?"

Peng Hao glanced at Ye Jinkun's icy face, and said hesitantly: "I did it, I did it, I helped Master twice with my hands, and then it was gone."

When Ye Jinkun heard the first half of the sentence, he was about to scold him. After hearing the last sentence, he stared at him, "What did you say? It's gone?"

"It's gone." Peng Hao looked at Zhou Siyi innocently, "Brother Xiao Yi, I wanted to tell you earlier, but you won't let me say it."

Zhou Siyi: "..."

Ye Jinkun: "Impossible! You told me your butt hurts in the morning!"

"My butt hurts. I ate too much spicy food last night. Can it stop the pain?" Peng Hao's eyes were pure, full of grievance and confusion.

Zhou Siyi: "You talk, I'll go first."

He really didn't want to stay with the staff anymore, it would be contagious if he stayed for a long time, it hurts too much.

He returned to his room, and when he entered the door, he saw Zhuang Mengqi sitting on the sofa holding a laptop, as if he was dealing with work.

"Is there a case?" Zhou Siyi walked over and asked.

"No, write a plan." Zhuang Mengqi closed the computer, "How about over there?"

Zhou Siyi told the whole story of this oolong, smiled and shook his head and said, "I really have never seen this kind of thing. I thought I could be so arrogant when I put someone to sleep."

Zhuang Mengqi also laughed: "Peng Peng has suffered."

Zhou Siyi glanced at his phone, and Ji Ye sent another message to urge him.He looked around the room, there was only one desktop, and the configuration didn't seem to be very good.

Zhuang Mengqi gave him the laptop: "Use mine to download the game, and download it inside."

"What about you, won't you go? How about we go to the Internet cafe?" Zhou Siyi said.

Zhuang Mengqi: "No, I just take a break and watch you play."

Zhou Siyi nodded, plugged the laptop into the internet cable, and the two of them took two chairs and sat at the table.

In order to prevent Ji Ye from swearing, he directly started the live broadcast. After all, Ji Ye paid great attention to his own image, and he would not personally attack him in the live broadcast room.

Fortunately, Zhuang Mengqi didn't bring a business notebook, and the aliens played games very smoothly.

He went to the Hualuo account to run a business, and after a while, a group of fans poured into the live broadcast room.

【Ah, why are you so straight today?Didn't you say the day after tomorrow? 】

[Suck, suck, catch up with the fresh and hot Xiaoyin! 】

[Hey, has Xiaoyin changed her books?Why are there so many files on the desktop? 】

Zhou Siyi glanced at Zhuang Mengqi next to him, who was playing a matching game with a pad.

"Well, I'm going to turn on the mic, you..."

"Don't worry, I won't talk." Zhuang Mengqi looked up.

Zhou Siyi was relieved, and turned on the voice in the live broadcast room and said, "I just have time today, so let's discuss the team's affairs with the leader by the way."

He clicked into Ji Ye's yy, and there were Xiao Chenge and Chun Yuan in it, and the three of them were fighting on the battlefield.

"I'm coming, boss." Zhou Siyi greeted, and before Ji Ye cursed, he said quickly, "I'm starting a live broadcast."

"You fucking...you... are here." Ji Ye could only swallow the words on his lips, and said through gritted teeth, "I haven't seen you for a few days, where is Wu Yanzu and Jun Yelan? Rely on the captain to support it alone!"

[Jun Yelan?I went, and he sure enough joined. 】

[Surprised, when was it ordered?Did we know too late? 】

Zhou Siyi: "The boss has worked hard, I sent you the name we discussed, and you can see if there is any suitable one."

Ji Ye turned on the phone and read out: "'Lunjian Peak Roasted Leg of Lamb', 'I heard that long needles don't cause bleeding', 'Shanghai Macho Foursome', what the hell is this?!"

He was almost pissed off, and finally pointed to the only decent name and said, "It's called this, 'Jiangshan Rupi', what the hell kind of names do you guys have! Jun Yelan is still reliable, damn it."

Zhou Siyi thought to himself that he just copied and pasted a line of lyrics, we were the ones who came up with it, okay?

Ji Ye: "I have arranged everyone's second-hand occupations. You can tell them that in addition to first-hand occupations, you must also train other occupations diligently."

Zhou Siyi: "Okay, I've been recovering well recently, and I'm also practicing milk poisoning. It depends on the configuration requirements."

Ji Ye thought for a while and said: "It's better for us to find another person. Jun Yelan has both internal and external skills. Wu Yanzu and I have external skills. If we find another internal skill, we can make more configurations."

Zhou Siyi glanced at Zhuang Mengqi, and Zhuang Mengqi nodded to him. Anyway, there is no suitable candidate now, even if that person quits by then, they can still do external work.

Zhou Siyi said: "I have someone to ask, but don't get too hopeful."

In the game, there was a ding-dong in the secret chat.

[Secret Chat] Xiao Chenge: [Banghua, you haven't played with us these few days, you missed Dagua. 】

[Secret chat] - Qing Yin -: [What melon? 】

[Secret Chat] Xiao Chenge: [That Nian Lanting is back again, and she's a high-profile one, you can see from the post bar, she was hung up three times a week. 】

Zhou Siyi looked to the side suspiciously, and Zhuang Mengqi happened to see the secret chat, and returned the same puzzled look.

The author has something to say: Have you guessed it, Nian Lanting has changed, and the rich lady is about to debut (wingman No. n is online, and the rich lady is going to make a big move to assist!)

Tomorrow's update will be at eleven o'clock in the evening (Super loud: during the New Year's Day, there will be more updates! I am very hardworking!)

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