Are you dating online?

At mealtime, the Russian tavern was full of people and diners.

Zhou Siyi was sitting in seat C, with Zhuang Mengqi on his left and Feng Nuannuan on his right. Opposite him were his parents and Ye Jinkun.

Guo Ting glanced at Feng Nuannuan and said, "Xiaoyi, is this your friend?"

Ye Jinkun kicked Zhou Siyi under the table. Guo Ting often went to his old man's house. If his grandfather and his mother found out that he was not only cheated out of money but also didn't know the sex of the other party, his ass would bloom the next day.

"Yes, yes, Dad, Mom, let me introduce you, this is...uh..." Zhou Siyi looked at Feng Nuannuan for help.

Feng Nuannuan took the initiative to shake hands with Guo Ting and Zhou Hong, and introduced himself: "Uncle, Auntie, my name is Peng Hao, you can call me Xiao Peng."

Penghao...Zhou Siyi almost didn't laugh.

"Xiao Peng, how old are you? Where are you from? What are you doing?" Guo Ting's accent was successfully taken away.

Peng Hao: "My 19-year-old aunt lives in Suzhou, just next door to you. I'm still a student, studying in country m."

Zhou Siyi turned his head to look at him in disbelief, but he couldn't find anywhere on his body that matched the 19-year-old. He never expected that Peng Hao was the youngest among them.

Guo Ting immediately overflowed with maternal love, and put a piece of red sausage on his plate with a fork, "Oh, I went abroad at such a young age, sorry to see you, how can your parents bear the heart?"

Peng Hao scratched his head and said with a smile: "It's okay, my roommates are taking good care of me, and these brothers are also very kind to me."

The three elder brothers on the table bowed their heads tacitly to eat, and Ye Jinkun couldn't bear to look directly at them.

Guo Ting frowned, and knocked on Zhou Siyi's bowl, "Don't patronize yourself to eat, people come all the way to play with you, and you don't tell me. How old are you, can you understand something. "

Zhou Siyi looked at her blankly, not knowing what he did wrong.

A piece of chicken roll passed him and flew into Peng Hao's plate, and they all looked at Zhuang Mengqi in unison.

Zhuang Mengqi calmly cut the patty with a knife and fork, and said, "Auntie, he doesn't know Xiao Yi well. He is my friend. I'll just take care of him."

Peng Hao stared at him with a look of "I don't know you well either".

"Oh, that's it, Xiao Peng, eat more." Guo Ting said.

After a few mouthfuls, she threw out the proposition again, "By the way, Meng Qi, how did you know each other? Why haven't I heard from Kang Nian that you have such a friend."

Peng Hao suddenly showed a gloating expression, you dug the hole yourself, fill it yourself.

Ye Jinkun couldn't see his smile, so he kicked him under the table, but accidentally kicked Zhou Siyi.

Zhou Siyi looked at him in confusion, but saw that he was looking at Peng Hao.Zhou Siyi shifted his gaze, and exchanged a glance with Zhuang Mengqi. Was it...he kicked him?

His brain was running fast, Guo Ting's question just now was about Zhuang Mengqi and Peng Hao's acquaintance, he must be asking for help from himself.

Zhou Siyi immediately said loyally: "They are cousins."

"We played games." Zhuang Mengqi's voice sounded at the same time.

Ye Jinkun: "..."

The table was quiet for a while, and Guo Ting asked suspiciously: "Playing games? Cousin?"

Ye Jinkun hurriedly said: "Peng Hao is Lawyer Zhuang's distant cousin. They happened to play a game together. It was very fun. Auntie, I also play that."

While speaking, he kicked Zhou Siyi with his foot, trying to shut him up, and accidentally brushed Zhuang Mengqi's leg.

Zhuang Mengqi turned her head to look at Zhou Siyi, raised her eyebrows with a confused expression, thinking you told me to shut up?

"Oh, I see. Is it the game where your grandpa told you not to cheat money in online dating?" Guo Ting said.

Ye Jinkun lifted a rock and hit his own foot, and Peng Hao, who was opposite him, suddenly had a complex expression.

Zhou Siyi received Ye Jinkun's signal, stopped talking, and buried his head in eating, Zhuang Mengqi also stopped talking, and the two ate in the same posture.

Ye Jinkun looked at them anxiously, but no one gave him a look back, and the dinner table fell into an awkward situation.

Finally, Peng Hao cleared his throat and said something that made Ye Jinkun feel like the world was falling apart.

"Auntie, I'm his 'online dating' partner, but I'm unrequited love, and I haven't cheated him of money."

Zhou Hong listened for a while, the barbecue in his hand fell to the plate with a click, and he looked at these young people with his mouth open.

Guo Ting's expression became serious, she put down her knife and fork and stood up, "Xiao Yi, come out with me."

Zhou Siyi stood up resignedly, thinking to himself, what does this shit have to do with me!

The mother and son were wrapped in down jackets and stood at the railing on the street.

Guo Ting frowned and said, "What's going on? What's the origin of that child?"

Zhou Siyi had no choice but to pick some important points and omitted Peng Hao's pseudonym.

Guo Ting was surprised and said: "So you don't know him at all? How absurd, just now you were eating at the same table, and it turned out that it was the first time for you to see him? Also, what happened to Xiaoye's child, did he really fall in love online?"

"Mom, if we meet a few more times, we will become friends. Xiaoye doesn't have an online relationship. He likes girls." Zhou Siyi said.

"I don't have online dating and still buy this or that for someone? Is he stupid!" Guo Ting felt even more incredible, and took out her mobile phone to call Ye Gongquan.

Zhou Siyi saw Ye Jinkun looking at them in the window, so anxious that he was about to cry, and kept gesturing to him.

"Mom, if you have something to say, don't call." He hurriedly said, but Guo Ting would not care about him, she dialed the phone and put it next to her ear.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhou Siyi had no choice but to use his wits to put his hand on the railing.

He yelled, "Mom! I'm frozen!"

Guo Ting looked at him, saw that his hand was stuck to the pillar, and immediately put down the phone in shock.

Seeing that she stopped calling, Zhou Siyi smiled and said, "You care about me so much, I'm fine..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he tried to twitch his hand, but he didn't move at all, then twitched again, and now it was all right—he was really stuck to the pillar.

"Mom—" Zhou Siyi started crying and howling, and after a while, Zhuang Mengqi and Ye Jinkun rushed out of the tavern with hot water.

He would never recall this thawing process. The laughing foreigners on the street and the little girl taking short videos with her mobile phone all became his nightmare that night.

The plan for the afternoon fell through temporarily. On the way back to the hotel, Guo Ting kept a cold face and ignored everyone.

Zhou Hong made an expression of "seeking good fortune" to the boys, and followed his wife into the elevator.

This hotel needs to be booked several days in advance, and there are no rooms available at this time.

Zhou Siyi hesitated: "How about I live in a room with Xiaoye, you two..."

He looked at the two people who didn't like each other, and the two looked at him blankly with "do you think we can get along well?"

Zhou Siyi had no choice but to swallow the words on his lips, and suggested: "It's still early in the evening, why don't we... sit in an Internet cafe four times in a row?"

Ye Jinkun agreed with both hands and feet: "This is a good idea. There is an Internet cafe in the villa, with hot water and instant noodles. You can also book nights there at night."

Zhuang Mengqi didn't think he would be kicked out of the room at night, so he said confidently: "It doesn't matter if I go or not, it's up to you."

Not to be outdone, Peng Hao said, "Just go, let's go!"

So, the four of them came to the Internet cafe in a mighty way, asked for a private room, and started playing games.

Ye Jinkun looked at the number of people and said: "Chicken is only open at night, we can form a dps to hit 55."

Peng Hao said: "I have graduated from Bingxin Equipment, so I can be single."

Zhou Siyi thought for a while and said: "I have recently recovered from the milk flower, let me use the milk flower, Meng Qi, you can use Qi Chun, so that you can cooperate with Bing Xin."

Ye Jinkun was dissatisfied: "He can also cooperate with me in Cangyun, can Cangzang understand?"

"Brother, let's get pure Qi, Qi Bing is fierce in seconds." Peng Hao said decisively.

Zhuang Mengqi got on the Qichun account and reminded Zhou Siyi by the way: "You should make up your time for this month."

Only then did Zhou Siyi realize that he hadn't broadcast live for several days, so he had to ask Mu Mu to notify him and open the live broadcast room.

Zhuang Mengqi is also broadcasting live over there, but the sound is turned off.

As soon as Zhou Siyi started broadcasting, the barrage instantly exploded.

[Ah ah ah ah you heartless man!Big trotters!How long has it been since I played it! ! 】

[Wooooow, grandma, the anchor you follow is back. 】

[Happy Chinese New Year, Xiaoyin!Are you fat? My sister wants to see your paws! 】

Zhou Siyi said: "Today, I'm in an Internet cafe with a few friends. I can't turn on the camera. Let's go home."

He got on the Hualuo number that Ji Ye bought for him, don't ask why it's Hualuo, if you ask, there is only the Luoli number.

The four of them put on earphones with good sound insulation, and Zhou Siyi yelled, "I'm going to be 1 in the world, and you guys are me."

System: [[Jun But Reenters the Dust Wave] has joined the team. 】

System: [[Wu Yanzu of West Lake] has joined the team. 】

System: [[Feng Nuan Nuan] joined the team. 】

The live broadcast room was quiet for two seconds, and then frantically swiped the screen.

[I'm blind, I'm blind, I must be blind, am I dreaming? ? 】

【I. Fuck, this Nima Asura field? ! 】

[My god, what did I see, the annual 818 scene? ! 】

The fans in the live broadcast room spread word of mouth in various game groups, from "Qingyin opened a live broadcast and played 55 with his three rumored relationships" to "Qingyin and his three boyfriends opened a room in an Internet cafe".

In just a few minutes, a large number of tourists other than fans poured into his live broadcast room. They bought melon seeds and peanut soda, and moved the small bench to prepare to eat melons.

With a black line on his face, Zhou Siyi sent out a recruitment call after forming a team.

[King milk flower takes three younger brothers to score, come to carry the dps of the whole audience, don't point if it is not sharp. 】

Just a few seconds after it was sent out, the recruitment application lit up.

Zhou Siyi casually glanced at his grades, he graduated with a sword, and he happened to be having a fight with Ye Jinkun, so he agreed.

As soon as Ba Dao joined the team, he sent a cute emoji to the team.

[Team] Chuhe Hanjie: [Qing Yin!It's you again! 】

Zhou Siyi's heart skipped a beat, this id seems...a bit familiar?

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The next book will be "The Whole Entertainment Circle Falls Under My Fish Tail", sweet pet, see the column, please bookmark~

Cassie is a mermaid prince with a good life. Unexpectedly, the father of Sea King was defeated and expelled by the tribe.

In order to escape hunting, he came to the mainland.At the Save the Dolphins Charity Gala, he threw down the most handsome human being on the deck - the resident guest of Undersea STV, actor Luo Ming.

Out of sympathy for vulnerable species, Luo Ming took this "illegitimate child" with a fish tail back to his home and kept him in the bathtub.

Soon, he discovered that Cassie had a siren-like singing voice. As a talent show mentor, he personally sent the little mermaid he raised to the stage.

From then on, Cassie became famous and became the hottest little fresh meat singer in the entertainment industry.

Cassie has a secret, as long as he leaves a special water source for 24 hours, his legs will automatically turn into fish tails.

During one performance, Cassie was forced to stay out of the water for a day, her eyes turned red and she was forced to speak incoherently.

Casey: Luo, Mr. Luo, the tail... the tail is going to be hidden!what to do? !

Luo Ming pointed to the corner of his mouth: Come here, there is Shui Ling here.

Cassie stood on tiptoe and kissed Luo Ming's lips.

Hey hey hey hey?Tail, you can put it away!

The father's family was defeated, and they traveled thousands of miles to welcome the little prince back.

Leader: Please return the prince to us.

Luo Ming: What is the price of the dowry gift under the sea?Is one billion enough?

Cassie: No, no, I bring my own dowry!The whole ocean is mine.

leader:………………

[Mermaid Prince Shou & Water God Movie King Gong] Gong favors Shou, very favored!

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