The school bully is set up by others
Chapter 67 You Are Not My Good Chicken Friend
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Shen Yu's eyes touched the word that looked like a cat's paw had scratched it, and suddenly felt that the bright light above his head became dazzling.
He narrowed his eyes slightly uncomfortable.
It's rare for an idiot to remember that he's underage.
Heh, but this flimsy note, which was not as big as a palm, was like a slap on the head and face, which involuntarily slapped him awake completely.
The answer is obvious.
——The idiot just wants to lose his kidneys, not his heart.
The corners of Shen Yu's lips were tightly pursed, and her face couldn't help but sink.
This idiot...does he know what that kind of thing means, so he makes such a proposal?If others treat him better and get closer, will the idiot make the same proposal to others?
Thinking of this, Shen Yu's face became even more ugly.
Fortunately, reason stopped him in time, and he couldn't go into a dead end - after all, a fool is not the kind of person who is willing to get along with everyone.
He took a deep breath and tried to calm down slowly; he didn't reply any more, he silently put the note into the thick leather book, and then continued to give the stupid message as if nothing had happened. The egg is focused.
There are many key points, each subject is.But according to the speed at which the idiot learned last night, he really didn't dare to guarantee that the idiot would be in the top five hundred.
...And in fact, the provincial joint examination at the end of the second year of senior high school is not a simple phased examination, but a comprehensive inspection of the content learned in the first and second academic years of senior high school; The knowledge points covered in the test are quite extensive, so most of the students started to review systematically as early as two months ago.
Not only that, this exam will also affect the placement of the next semester.
——The third grade of high school is a crucial year for the college entrance examination. At this time, Xinfeng Liberal Arts and Sciences, including art specialty classes, must be divided into classes according to their grades; grades 1-50 are in the first class, and 51-100 students are in the second class , and so on, as long as there are 45-50 students in each class; moreover, teacher resources will be allocated according to the pros and cons of the class, and then according to individual conditions, different educational methods will be adopted to improve students' grades. It also increases the enrollment rate of fresh air.
But this rule has little effect on the students who are stuffed in.
But Shen Yu still hopes that when the idiot is in the same class with him in the future, it is because it is worthy of the name.
……
However, Gu Qing, who proposed to form a friendly relationship but failed, was depressed for a long time alone, and what he did for the topic was called a distracted and absent-minded person.
He was full of complaints and wanted to send them out, but because the dog was helping him to focus on other subjects, he felt a little sorry, so he had to keep calling the dog an idiot, a stupid pig, and a fool...
But just cursing a few words didn't seem to be able to vent the depression in his heart; as if there was some unusual sense of loss stuck above his chest and down his throat, he was in a dilemma.
But in short, he is very tangled, very tangled, and he doesn't know how to make the dog get close to him and help him solve his problems besides becoming chicken friends with the dog!
Eh.
In the end, he couldn't even explain some simple acceleration exercises...unsatisfactory.
Finally, when get out of class was over, Gu Qing walked out of the classroom from the back door sullenly, and then sat lazily on the fence, looking around aimlessly.
In less than a minute, there was a familiar sound of footsteps behind him.
"What are you looking at?" Shen Yu's cool and thin voice seemed dull and indifferent in the rainy day.
Hearing the tone of the dog's voice, Gu Qing snorted unhappily.
Without turning his head, he murmured in a low voice: "What do you see? You are not my good chicken friend."
Shen Yu: "..."
Shen Yu suddenly stopped.
He listened to the idiot's verbal expression, only to realize that in terms of pronunciation, the 'good chicken friend' = 'good gay friend' written on the idiot's note... He could know that the idiot was talking about the former, but in other people's It sounds like it might be the latter.
Suddenly, a ridiculous idea entered Shen Yu's head.
He almost blurted out and asked: "Idiot, the word 'ji' friend, did you hear it or see it?"
Gu Qing was stunned for a moment, her thin lips parted slightly: "Listen, I heard... what's wrong?"
"No, I saw it too!"
Shen Yu: "...Who did you hear it from? Where did you see it?"
As soon as Gu Qing heard that the dog was so interested in this topic, he immediately became a little inexplicably excited, and even blushed a little with excitement; even his drooping eyebrows slowly raised.
He covered the side of his face, lowered his voice and said, "I saw it at the window of the second class, and then our class sports committee said that they called chicken friends like that~"
"It feels closer than our kiss..."
Gu Qing's beautiful peach blossom eyes blinked, but she turned her face away with a guilty conscience after finishing speaking.
...not only intimacy, but also promiscuity~
Damn it, when he thought of that posture, that kind of movement, replaced by him and the dog, his blood almost boiled!
After hearing this, Shen Yu couldn't help but want to help her forehead.
He had met the pair of gay friends in the second class, and he heard from Sun Chuhe that they were really good gay friends, they had a very good relationship, they would act together in class and dinner, and they were childhood sweethearts... Or, both of them have girlfriends, and the girlfriends are a pair of sisters from a certain class of the liberal arts class.
It's not the model that idiots think, you need to be an adult to get along with each other.
Shen Yu raised her hand to touch the center of her eyebrows, and swallowed countless words when they came to her lips. She didn't know what to say to an idiot... Why is it that an idiot's thoughts are sometimes so clean, and sometimes they are so filthy?
Fortunately, in the end, he thought of a golden sentence that was not rough.
As a result, thousands of words converged into one sentence: "Idiot, you should focus more on your studies..."
"What!" Gu Qing blew his beard and stared angrily at Gou Dongshi's insincere remorse, "I'm so smart! I can definitely study while being good friends with you! Why do I have to wait until I catch up?" You can?!"
The corner of Shen Yu's mouth twitched: "..."
The blind self-confidence of the idiot has begun again.
He pursed his lips, carefully organized his words in his mind, and then leaned close to the idiot's ear and whispered: "Remember what I told you, 'When you get into the top [-] in the final exam this time, Do you want to be in my arms anytime you want to say that?"
Gu Qing nodded involuntarily: "Of course I remember."
"Well, that's the same, if you can enter the top [-] in the monthly exam in the month of my adulthood, I will become you... the kind of good friend you want." Shen Yu coaxed Brows and eyes are generally bent.
"Really?!" Gu Qing couldn't help but be overjoyed!Anyway, it's not far from the dog's adulthood!
Anyway, it's much faster than catching up with dogs!
"The top fifty in the grade, that's the deal!" Gu Qing's mood swelled up for a moment, feeling that it was inevitable.
He was so passionate that he wanted to hug the dog thing into his arms and take a bite.
Shen Yu smiled slightly: "...um."
If he remembers correctly, the sports committee is called Liang Yibo.
It seemed that he had to talk to classmate Liang, and let him spread some useful knowledge to idiots.
Best of all, it's about 'friendship and above' love.
During the morning, the raindrops rained repeatedly three times. Fortunately, when school was over at noon, the rain finally stopped.
But the sky was still gray, and the thick rolling clouds refused to disperse no matter what.
Gu Qing studied hard all morning, and his chest was already hungry. When the bell rang, he didn't care about the surprised eyes of his classmates, and ran home with Shen Yu.
"I'm so hungry, hurry up, bastard!" Gu Qing urged, "Grandma told me to make sweet and sour pork ribs for me today~~"
Shen Yu said helplessly while running: "Then from tomorrow, I will bring you some bread. When you are hungry, you can eat some bread first."
Although Gu Qing ran in a hurry, his breath was still well-proportioned. He said, "I don't like to eat bread. I'm tired of eating too much... The porridge you make is much better than those~"
"Then I'll put some in a thermos for you to take with you?"
"No, I don't want to drink porridge with a thermos in the classroom..."
"Then a Snickers bar?"
"It's not tasty, I don't like the taste."
"Then...what do you like to eat?"
"Well, I like to eat a lot, sweet and spicy fried chicken with milk tea, Wangzai steamed buns with strawberry milk! Grilled skewers with milk beer, super spicy hot pot with mango crushed ice..." Gu Qing said, laughing : "Ah, there are also sweet and sour pork ribs with white rice~"
Shen Yu: "... What you said, except for Wangzai's steamed buns and strawberry milk, there is no way to bring the rest into the classroom."
Gu Qingmei said happily: "Then you should bring this first~ I'll tell you when I think of other things I like~"
Shen Yu memorized it, and seemed to have figured out the taste of a fool - he prefers sweet and sour, sweet and spicy, anyway, there is always something sweet.
Gu Qing ate more than half of the plates full of sweet and sour pork ribs, braised prawns and fish-flavored eggplant, among which sweet and sour pork ribs ate the most.
He also wolfed down two bowls of white rice.
"Xiaoqing must be hungry after studying hard~" Grandma Shen was afraid that he would choke on eating like last time, so she hurriedly served him a bowl of shrimp soup: "Come, drink some soup, moisten your throat, don't choke gone."
"It's grandma's cooking, it's so delicious! It's not for learning~" Gu Qing put down the cleaned pork ribs, took a big gulp from the soup bowl, and said, "Oh, the soup is delicious too! I really want to give my tongue too. Swallowed together..."
He put down the bowl and gave Grandma Shen a thumbs up: "Grandma's craftsmanship is really top-notch! Awesome!"
"Hahaha, eat more if it's delicious!" Grandma Shen was overjoyed by the praise: "Grandma is only capable of this, Xiaoqing, what else do you want to eat at night, grandma will make it for you."
"Oh!" Gu Qing suddenly remembered that there was something important to do tonight.
He hurriedly pulled out a napkin, wiped his hands and mouth, and said, "Grandma, after school tonight I'm going with the dog, cough... and Shen Xiaoyu are going to buy beds and mats, mainly for Shen Xiaoyu. So It might be a bit late to come back at night~ You can eat early, don't wait for me and Shen Xiaoyu~"
When Grandma Shen heard this, she looked at Shen Yu in surprise: "Xiao Yu, why are you changing the bed suddenly? Is something broken?"
But before Shen Yu could answer, Gu Qing rushed to answer without hesitation.
"Grandma, the bed in his room is terrible. My butt hurts even after sitting on it! My knees are blue after kneeling twice!"
Shen Yu's eyes touched the word that looked like a cat's paw had scratched it, and suddenly felt that the bright light above his head became dazzling.
He narrowed his eyes slightly uncomfortable.
It's rare for an idiot to remember that he's underage.
Heh, but this flimsy note, which was not as big as a palm, was like a slap on the head and face, which involuntarily slapped him awake completely.
The answer is obvious.
——The idiot just wants to lose his kidneys, not his heart.
The corners of Shen Yu's lips were tightly pursed, and her face couldn't help but sink.
This idiot...does he know what that kind of thing means, so he makes such a proposal?If others treat him better and get closer, will the idiot make the same proposal to others?
Thinking of this, Shen Yu's face became even more ugly.
Fortunately, reason stopped him in time, and he couldn't go into a dead end - after all, a fool is not the kind of person who is willing to get along with everyone.
He took a deep breath and tried to calm down slowly; he didn't reply any more, he silently put the note into the thick leather book, and then continued to give the stupid message as if nothing had happened. The egg is focused.
There are many key points, each subject is.But according to the speed at which the idiot learned last night, he really didn't dare to guarantee that the idiot would be in the top five hundred.
...And in fact, the provincial joint examination at the end of the second year of senior high school is not a simple phased examination, but a comprehensive inspection of the content learned in the first and second academic years of senior high school; The knowledge points covered in the test are quite extensive, so most of the students started to review systematically as early as two months ago.
Not only that, this exam will also affect the placement of the next semester.
——The third grade of high school is a crucial year for the college entrance examination. At this time, Xinfeng Liberal Arts and Sciences, including art specialty classes, must be divided into classes according to their grades; grades 1-50 are in the first class, and 51-100 students are in the second class , and so on, as long as there are 45-50 students in each class; moreover, teacher resources will be allocated according to the pros and cons of the class, and then according to individual conditions, different educational methods will be adopted to improve students' grades. It also increases the enrollment rate of fresh air.
But this rule has little effect on the students who are stuffed in.
But Shen Yu still hopes that when the idiot is in the same class with him in the future, it is because it is worthy of the name.
……
However, Gu Qing, who proposed to form a friendly relationship but failed, was depressed for a long time alone, and what he did for the topic was called a distracted and absent-minded person.
He was full of complaints and wanted to send them out, but because the dog was helping him to focus on other subjects, he felt a little sorry, so he had to keep calling the dog an idiot, a stupid pig, and a fool...
But just cursing a few words didn't seem to be able to vent the depression in his heart; as if there was some unusual sense of loss stuck above his chest and down his throat, he was in a dilemma.
But in short, he is very tangled, very tangled, and he doesn't know how to make the dog get close to him and help him solve his problems besides becoming chicken friends with the dog!
Eh.
In the end, he couldn't even explain some simple acceleration exercises...unsatisfactory.
Finally, when get out of class was over, Gu Qing walked out of the classroom from the back door sullenly, and then sat lazily on the fence, looking around aimlessly.
In less than a minute, there was a familiar sound of footsteps behind him.
"What are you looking at?" Shen Yu's cool and thin voice seemed dull and indifferent in the rainy day.
Hearing the tone of the dog's voice, Gu Qing snorted unhappily.
Without turning his head, he murmured in a low voice: "What do you see? You are not my good chicken friend."
Shen Yu: "..."
Shen Yu suddenly stopped.
He listened to the idiot's verbal expression, only to realize that in terms of pronunciation, the 'good chicken friend' = 'good gay friend' written on the idiot's note... He could know that the idiot was talking about the former, but in other people's It sounds like it might be the latter.
Suddenly, a ridiculous idea entered Shen Yu's head.
He almost blurted out and asked: "Idiot, the word 'ji' friend, did you hear it or see it?"
Gu Qing was stunned for a moment, her thin lips parted slightly: "Listen, I heard... what's wrong?"
"No, I saw it too!"
Shen Yu: "...Who did you hear it from? Where did you see it?"
As soon as Gu Qing heard that the dog was so interested in this topic, he immediately became a little inexplicably excited, and even blushed a little with excitement; even his drooping eyebrows slowly raised.
He covered the side of his face, lowered his voice and said, "I saw it at the window of the second class, and then our class sports committee said that they called chicken friends like that~"
"It feels closer than our kiss..."
Gu Qing's beautiful peach blossom eyes blinked, but she turned her face away with a guilty conscience after finishing speaking.
...not only intimacy, but also promiscuity~
Damn it, when he thought of that posture, that kind of movement, replaced by him and the dog, his blood almost boiled!
After hearing this, Shen Yu couldn't help but want to help her forehead.
He had met the pair of gay friends in the second class, and he heard from Sun Chuhe that they were really good gay friends, they had a very good relationship, they would act together in class and dinner, and they were childhood sweethearts... Or, both of them have girlfriends, and the girlfriends are a pair of sisters from a certain class of the liberal arts class.
It's not the model that idiots think, you need to be an adult to get along with each other.
Shen Yu raised her hand to touch the center of her eyebrows, and swallowed countless words when they came to her lips. She didn't know what to say to an idiot... Why is it that an idiot's thoughts are sometimes so clean, and sometimes they are so filthy?
Fortunately, in the end, he thought of a golden sentence that was not rough.
As a result, thousands of words converged into one sentence: "Idiot, you should focus more on your studies..."
"What!" Gu Qing blew his beard and stared angrily at Gou Dongshi's insincere remorse, "I'm so smart! I can definitely study while being good friends with you! Why do I have to wait until I catch up?" You can?!"
The corner of Shen Yu's mouth twitched: "..."
The blind self-confidence of the idiot has begun again.
He pursed his lips, carefully organized his words in his mind, and then leaned close to the idiot's ear and whispered: "Remember what I told you, 'When you get into the top [-] in the final exam this time, Do you want to be in my arms anytime you want to say that?"
Gu Qing nodded involuntarily: "Of course I remember."
"Well, that's the same, if you can enter the top [-] in the monthly exam in the month of my adulthood, I will become you... the kind of good friend you want." Shen Yu coaxed Brows and eyes are generally bent.
"Really?!" Gu Qing couldn't help but be overjoyed!Anyway, it's not far from the dog's adulthood!
Anyway, it's much faster than catching up with dogs!
"The top fifty in the grade, that's the deal!" Gu Qing's mood swelled up for a moment, feeling that it was inevitable.
He was so passionate that he wanted to hug the dog thing into his arms and take a bite.
Shen Yu smiled slightly: "...um."
If he remembers correctly, the sports committee is called Liang Yibo.
It seemed that he had to talk to classmate Liang, and let him spread some useful knowledge to idiots.
Best of all, it's about 'friendship and above' love.
During the morning, the raindrops rained repeatedly three times. Fortunately, when school was over at noon, the rain finally stopped.
But the sky was still gray, and the thick rolling clouds refused to disperse no matter what.
Gu Qing studied hard all morning, and his chest was already hungry. When the bell rang, he didn't care about the surprised eyes of his classmates, and ran home with Shen Yu.
"I'm so hungry, hurry up, bastard!" Gu Qing urged, "Grandma told me to make sweet and sour pork ribs for me today~~"
Shen Yu said helplessly while running: "Then from tomorrow, I will bring you some bread. When you are hungry, you can eat some bread first."
Although Gu Qing ran in a hurry, his breath was still well-proportioned. He said, "I don't like to eat bread. I'm tired of eating too much... The porridge you make is much better than those~"
"Then I'll put some in a thermos for you to take with you?"
"No, I don't want to drink porridge with a thermos in the classroom..."
"Then a Snickers bar?"
"It's not tasty, I don't like the taste."
"Then...what do you like to eat?"
"Well, I like to eat a lot, sweet and spicy fried chicken with milk tea, Wangzai steamed buns with strawberry milk! Grilled skewers with milk beer, super spicy hot pot with mango crushed ice..." Gu Qing said, laughing : "Ah, there are also sweet and sour pork ribs with white rice~"
Shen Yu: "... What you said, except for Wangzai's steamed buns and strawberry milk, there is no way to bring the rest into the classroom."
Gu Qingmei said happily: "Then you should bring this first~ I'll tell you when I think of other things I like~"
Shen Yu memorized it, and seemed to have figured out the taste of a fool - he prefers sweet and sour, sweet and spicy, anyway, there is always something sweet.
Gu Qing ate more than half of the plates full of sweet and sour pork ribs, braised prawns and fish-flavored eggplant, among which sweet and sour pork ribs ate the most.
He also wolfed down two bowls of white rice.
"Xiaoqing must be hungry after studying hard~" Grandma Shen was afraid that he would choke on eating like last time, so she hurriedly served him a bowl of shrimp soup: "Come, drink some soup, moisten your throat, don't choke gone."
"It's grandma's cooking, it's so delicious! It's not for learning~" Gu Qing put down the cleaned pork ribs, took a big gulp from the soup bowl, and said, "Oh, the soup is delicious too! I really want to give my tongue too. Swallowed together..."
He put down the bowl and gave Grandma Shen a thumbs up: "Grandma's craftsmanship is really top-notch! Awesome!"
"Hahaha, eat more if it's delicious!" Grandma Shen was overjoyed by the praise: "Grandma is only capable of this, Xiaoqing, what else do you want to eat at night, grandma will make it for you."
"Oh!" Gu Qing suddenly remembered that there was something important to do tonight.
He hurriedly pulled out a napkin, wiped his hands and mouth, and said, "Grandma, after school tonight I'm going with the dog, cough... and Shen Xiaoyu are going to buy beds and mats, mainly for Shen Xiaoyu. So It might be a bit late to come back at night~ You can eat early, don't wait for me and Shen Xiaoyu~"
When Grandma Shen heard this, she looked at Shen Yu in surprise: "Xiao Yu, why are you changing the bed suddenly? Is something broken?"
But before Shen Yu could answer, Gu Qing rushed to answer without hesitation.
"Grandma, the bed in his room is terrible. My butt hurts even after sitting on it! My knees are blue after kneeling twice!"
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