The school bully is set up by others
Chapter 50 Bite Your Mouth Off
It's not cute to be called 'idiot', Gu Qing doesn't know.
But he knew that Shen Yu, a bastard, just needs to be cleaned up; he has been kissed twice by him, and he still doesn't know how to learn his lesson.
"You owe it!"
Gu Qinghu put on a face, and raised his hand to poke Shen Yu's red and swollen lips from his kiss: "Believe it or not, I will bite your mouth off!"
Shen Yu tried her best to press her lips, not to let the upward arc be too presumptuous; the slightly curved long eyes seemed to be full of stars all over the sky.
Although he didn't believe it in his heart, he said obediently, "I believe it."
Gu Qing's cheeks were still flushed, his eyes didn't dare to look at the dog, he hummed: "It's not too bad."
As soon as the voice fell, the room became extremely quiet, and then he vaguely heard grandma calling them to eat outside.
Then Gu Qing remembered, oh, it's time for dinner.
——Before the kiss, smelling the smell of rice, he felt so hungry that his chest stuck to his back; but now, he doesn't feel hungry at all.
Could it be that Shen Yu's tongue really has the effect of satisfying one's hunger?
Gu Qing: "..."
Gu Qing felt ashamed of his mentally retarded thoughts, the corners of his mouth twitched: "...Let's go, let's eat."
After speaking, he opened the door first and slipped out.
Seeing this, Shen Yu chuckled lightly.
——The idiot's back looks quite... panicky.
But from this point of view, the idiot... should be regarded as calm down, right?
Shen Yu lowered her head slightly, licked her lips in aftertaste, then raised her hand and gently pressed the place that was too hot to be sucked.
Then without hesitation, he lifted his heels up.
·
Grandma Shen had just taken two mouthfuls of rice when she noticed that the grandson sitting next to her had a red mouth, as if his skin was about to break, and the surrounding area was also red and swollen.
She asked worriedly, "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with your mouth?"
Shen Yu's action of picking up vegetables paused, but her expression was very calm; but before he could speak, Gu Qing, who was sitting next to him, coughed violently like a guilty conscience.
"Cough cough..."
The idiot's cough sounded heart-piercing, and Shen Yu quickly reached out and patted him on the back.
Grandma Shen also said with concern: "Hey, Xiaoqing, eat slowly, don't be in a hurry! Grandma is going to serve you some soup..."
Shen Yu hurriedly said, "Grandma, let me go."
"No, just sit down and give Xiaoqing a break..." Grandma Shen said, and went to the kitchen.
Gu Qing took the opportunity to glare at Gou Dong angrily, but Gou Thing didn't change his expression from the beginning to the end... It seemed that what Grandma Shen asked was just the most common and ordinary question.
Well, it is indeed very common.It's just that he's overreacting.
But Gu Qing asked herself, why did she overreact?
He didn't do anything shameful!
It's not right... He kissed Shen Yu forcefully, it was really shameful (literally).
——He suddenly remembered that Shen Yu, a young and mature bastard, seemed to be underage! ! !
Gu Qing panicked all of a sudden.
Fuck, is there a law that says you can't kiss a minor? !
Was he being rough just now? !
Is there anything against the will of the dog thing? ?
Did you do any prohibited actions?
At this time, Shen Yu finally couldn't help but say: "Don't panic."
Looking at the changing expression on the idiot's face, he really couldn't laugh or cry; wasn't it just grandma who asked casually?With such guts, how did he dominate the campus?
"Who panicked?!" Gu Qing retorted without confidence.
·
What the two of them didn't know was that what they were thinking was not the same thing at all.
·
Gu Qing's coughing has gradually subsided, and it's not like the blushing and thick neck just now; he sneaked a glance at Shen Yu, and asked weakly: "You dog, how long are you going to be an adult?"
Shen Yu frowned: "Why do you ask this?"
"You just answer."
"There are still more than two months until Chinese Valentine's Day really comes of age."
Gu Qing suddenly realized, and unconsciously tinged with joy in his tone: "That means, you are now an adult... right?"
Shen Yu nodded slightly: "Yes."
The big stone on Gu Qing's chest fell down, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's okay, let's eat your meal."
Shen Yu: "..."
Grandma Shen came back soon, carrying a tray, and put a large bowl of winter melon pork ribs soup and three small bowls of soup on the table together.
She first filled a bowl for Gu Qing: "Xiao Qing, come, drink some to moisten your throat."
Gu Qingxi took it with a smile on her face: "Thank you grandma~"
He impatiently blew on the still hot soup, took a sip, and boasted sincerely: "Wow ()~Grandma, the soup you made is delicious!"
Grandma Shen smiled: "Our Xiaoqing's mouth is really sweet, so drink more if it tastes good~ There's still a lot in the pot!"
When Shen Yu heard this, she bent her lips.
Xin said, Xiaoqing's small mouth is indeed very sweet.
Gu Qing stirred the soup with a spoon, blew it twice, took a sip, and immediately raised two fingers: "Grandma, I want to drink two bowls!"
Then he changed his words: "No, three bowls!"
Grandma Shen laughed: "The pot is all yours~"
Grandma Shen served another bowl for Shen Yu, but saw that the redness and swelling on his mouth hadn't disappeared: "Xiao Yu, did you get bitten by some kind of bug?"
Gu Qing: "..."
Gu Qing almost squirted the soup in his mouth.
Fortunately, this time was much calmer than the last time; he rolled his eyes and continued to drink soup in silence.
But the ears quietly perked up.
Shen Yu calmly took the small bowl into her hand, and said softly, "Grandma, I'm fine. On the way back, Gu Qing and I secretly ate some big spicy slices, and the spicy oil stuck to our mouths."
Gu Qing: "...Pfft!"
Fortunately, he turned his head in time, otherwise all the vegetables would have been sprayed!
"I..." Fuck!
Gu Qing almost blurted out these two words in front of grandma!
What is serious nonsense?Lo and behold, there it is!It is simply the highest state of talking nonsense without blushing and heartbeat!
Then he heard the dog say again: "But I eat a little too much, Gu Qing eats less."
The innocent and wronged Gu Qing who didn't eat anything: "..."
But in the next second, Gu Qing blushed.
——He can answer this question!He really knows the analogy method!
Kissing is equivalent to eating a big spicy film, and dipping spicy oil in your mouth is equal to saliva staining your mouth.
But the dog, the last sentence is wrong.
Obviously he drools a lot!hum!
At this time, Grandma Shen hit the back of Shen Yu's hand (left hand) and reprimanded: "Grandma told you before that spicy sticks are unhygienic and cannot be eaten. Why did you secretly eat them with Xiaoqing?" ?”
Although it was a reprimand, Gu Qing still felt that Grandma Shen's voice was very gentle, not like a woman who had gone through the baptism of time at all.
So Gu Qing felt that when Grandma Shen was young, she must have been a gentle and beautiful woman.
Shen Yu bit her lip, and said lightly: "Because I haven't eaten it before, I'm curious about its taste."
Gu Qing: "..."
Damn, he can do this too.
It was because he was curious about whether there was a sweet smell in the dog's mouth, so he kissed it in a moment of distraction! ! !
Fuck, fuck, no more questions!He is not a good student!
……
Then, not surprisingly, Shen Yu was given a 'severe' reprimand by Grandma Shen.
It stands to reason that Gu Qing should be happy to see such a rare golden moment when a dog is criticized and dare not refute!
However, it does not.
His conscience was also condemned along with it.
Because Shen Yu is not the only one who eats 'spicy sticks'.
·
After the meal, as soon as Gu Qing put down her chopsticks, she very consciously and leisurely followed Grandma Shen to watch TV.
Shen Yu didn't catch up with the block: "..."
He originally planned to teach the idiot to wash the dishes, but now it seems a bit unrealistic.
Shen Yu had to resign himself to his fate and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. After washing, he went to the bathroom to wash his hands carefully with soap, and then closed the door and put the water (peeing).
But before he finished urinating, there was a slight 'click—' sound from the door.
Shen Yu's body froze immediately.
The next moment, the bathroom door was easily opened from the outside.
Shen Yu met Gu Qing's eyes all of a sudden: "..."
And Gu Qing was also a little confused: "...Why are you in there?"
Shen Yu wanted to hold his forehead, but there was something else in his hands.
He wanted to continue to release the water, but he was inexplicably embarrassed; if he didn't continue to release the water, he felt uncomfortable again.
He took a breath and said, "Usually the bathroom door is open, and closing the door means there are people inside. Don't you understand this bit of common sense?"
Gu Qing let out an 'oh', but didn't intend to quit.
He said: "Now I understand, you continue to pee, anyway, I will take a shower."
After all, out of a man's mentality of comparison in that aspect, his gaze moved down involuntarily.
Tsk, so small!
Hehe~ Not as big as I am~
The corner of Shen Yu's mouth twitched: "..."
He really didn't want to talk too much to the idiot at this time; but he felt that it was especially necessary to remind the idiot not to stare at him so openly!
Moreover, he showed such a proud expression!
"What kind of eyes do you have?!"
Gu Qing walked a few steps, put the clothes in the basket, glanced at Shen Yu one meter away, and said coolly with her arms folded.
"I just dislike your small eyes!"
"Don't go too far!" Shen Yu wanted to hit someone after hearing Gu Qing's words.
His voice became cold, and he said righteously: "According to the online data, I am a normal boy's size, 16 cm!"
"╭(╯^╰)╮I can see clearly, up to seven centimeters, no more." Gu Qing said, and blew a hooligan whistle.
Shen Yu was a little annoyed, she lost her usual calmness, and even held back her urine: "Idiot, after getting up, isn't it?!"
Gu Qing clicked his tongue twice: "Doesn't that still mean that you are young, I let you see the big ones."
As he spoke, he quickly took off his shirt and trousers.
Soon, there will be only one pair of underwear left...
But he knew that Shen Yu, a bastard, just needs to be cleaned up; he has been kissed twice by him, and he still doesn't know how to learn his lesson.
"You owe it!"
Gu Qinghu put on a face, and raised his hand to poke Shen Yu's red and swollen lips from his kiss: "Believe it or not, I will bite your mouth off!"
Shen Yu tried her best to press her lips, not to let the upward arc be too presumptuous; the slightly curved long eyes seemed to be full of stars all over the sky.
Although he didn't believe it in his heart, he said obediently, "I believe it."
Gu Qing's cheeks were still flushed, his eyes didn't dare to look at the dog, he hummed: "It's not too bad."
As soon as the voice fell, the room became extremely quiet, and then he vaguely heard grandma calling them to eat outside.
Then Gu Qing remembered, oh, it's time for dinner.
——Before the kiss, smelling the smell of rice, he felt so hungry that his chest stuck to his back; but now, he doesn't feel hungry at all.
Could it be that Shen Yu's tongue really has the effect of satisfying one's hunger?
Gu Qing: "..."
Gu Qing felt ashamed of his mentally retarded thoughts, the corners of his mouth twitched: "...Let's go, let's eat."
After speaking, he opened the door first and slipped out.
Seeing this, Shen Yu chuckled lightly.
——The idiot's back looks quite... panicky.
But from this point of view, the idiot... should be regarded as calm down, right?
Shen Yu lowered her head slightly, licked her lips in aftertaste, then raised her hand and gently pressed the place that was too hot to be sucked.
Then without hesitation, he lifted his heels up.
·
Grandma Shen had just taken two mouthfuls of rice when she noticed that the grandson sitting next to her had a red mouth, as if his skin was about to break, and the surrounding area was also red and swollen.
She asked worriedly, "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with your mouth?"
Shen Yu's action of picking up vegetables paused, but her expression was very calm; but before he could speak, Gu Qing, who was sitting next to him, coughed violently like a guilty conscience.
"Cough cough..."
The idiot's cough sounded heart-piercing, and Shen Yu quickly reached out and patted him on the back.
Grandma Shen also said with concern: "Hey, Xiaoqing, eat slowly, don't be in a hurry! Grandma is going to serve you some soup..."
Shen Yu hurriedly said, "Grandma, let me go."
"No, just sit down and give Xiaoqing a break..." Grandma Shen said, and went to the kitchen.
Gu Qing took the opportunity to glare at Gou Dong angrily, but Gou Thing didn't change his expression from the beginning to the end... It seemed that what Grandma Shen asked was just the most common and ordinary question.
Well, it is indeed very common.It's just that he's overreacting.
But Gu Qing asked herself, why did she overreact?
He didn't do anything shameful!
It's not right... He kissed Shen Yu forcefully, it was really shameful (literally).
——He suddenly remembered that Shen Yu, a young and mature bastard, seemed to be underage! ! !
Gu Qing panicked all of a sudden.
Fuck, is there a law that says you can't kiss a minor? !
Was he being rough just now? !
Is there anything against the will of the dog thing? ?
Did you do any prohibited actions?
At this time, Shen Yu finally couldn't help but say: "Don't panic."
Looking at the changing expression on the idiot's face, he really couldn't laugh or cry; wasn't it just grandma who asked casually?With such guts, how did he dominate the campus?
"Who panicked?!" Gu Qing retorted without confidence.
·
What the two of them didn't know was that what they were thinking was not the same thing at all.
·
Gu Qing's coughing has gradually subsided, and it's not like the blushing and thick neck just now; he sneaked a glance at Shen Yu, and asked weakly: "You dog, how long are you going to be an adult?"
Shen Yu frowned: "Why do you ask this?"
"You just answer."
"There are still more than two months until Chinese Valentine's Day really comes of age."
Gu Qing suddenly realized, and unconsciously tinged with joy in his tone: "That means, you are now an adult... right?"
Shen Yu nodded slightly: "Yes."
The big stone on Gu Qing's chest fell down, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's okay, let's eat your meal."
Shen Yu: "..."
Grandma Shen came back soon, carrying a tray, and put a large bowl of winter melon pork ribs soup and three small bowls of soup on the table together.
She first filled a bowl for Gu Qing: "Xiao Qing, come, drink some to moisten your throat."
Gu Qingxi took it with a smile on her face: "Thank you grandma~"
He impatiently blew on the still hot soup, took a sip, and boasted sincerely: "Wow ()~Grandma, the soup you made is delicious!"
Grandma Shen smiled: "Our Xiaoqing's mouth is really sweet, so drink more if it tastes good~ There's still a lot in the pot!"
When Shen Yu heard this, she bent her lips.
Xin said, Xiaoqing's small mouth is indeed very sweet.
Gu Qing stirred the soup with a spoon, blew it twice, took a sip, and immediately raised two fingers: "Grandma, I want to drink two bowls!"
Then he changed his words: "No, three bowls!"
Grandma Shen laughed: "The pot is all yours~"
Grandma Shen served another bowl for Shen Yu, but saw that the redness and swelling on his mouth hadn't disappeared: "Xiao Yu, did you get bitten by some kind of bug?"
Gu Qing: "..."
Gu Qing almost squirted the soup in his mouth.
Fortunately, this time was much calmer than the last time; he rolled his eyes and continued to drink soup in silence.
But the ears quietly perked up.
Shen Yu calmly took the small bowl into her hand, and said softly, "Grandma, I'm fine. On the way back, Gu Qing and I secretly ate some big spicy slices, and the spicy oil stuck to our mouths."
Gu Qing: "...Pfft!"
Fortunately, he turned his head in time, otherwise all the vegetables would have been sprayed!
"I..." Fuck!
Gu Qing almost blurted out these two words in front of grandma!
What is serious nonsense?Lo and behold, there it is!It is simply the highest state of talking nonsense without blushing and heartbeat!
Then he heard the dog say again: "But I eat a little too much, Gu Qing eats less."
The innocent and wronged Gu Qing who didn't eat anything: "..."
But in the next second, Gu Qing blushed.
——He can answer this question!He really knows the analogy method!
Kissing is equivalent to eating a big spicy film, and dipping spicy oil in your mouth is equal to saliva staining your mouth.
But the dog, the last sentence is wrong.
Obviously he drools a lot!hum!
At this time, Grandma Shen hit the back of Shen Yu's hand (left hand) and reprimanded: "Grandma told you before that spicy sticks are unhygienic and cannot be eaten. Why did you secretly eat them with Xiaoqing?" ?”
Although it was a reprimand, Gu Qing still felt that Grandma Shen's voice was very gentle, not like a woman who had gone through the baptism of time at all.
So Gu Qing felt that when Grandma Shen was young, she must have been a gentle and beautiful woman.
Shen Yu bit her lip, and said lightly: "Because I haven't eaten it before, I'm curious about its taste."
Gu Qing: "..."
Damn, he can do this too.
It was because he was curious about whether there was a sweet smell in the dog's mouth, so he kissed it in a moment of distraction! ! !
Fuck, fuck, no more questions!He is not a good student!
……
Then, not surprisingly, Shen Yu was given a 'severe' reprimand by Grandma Shen.
It stands to reason that Gu Qing should be happy to see such a rare golden moment when a dog is criticized and dare not refute!
However, it does not.
His conscience was also condemned along with it.
Because Shen Yu is not the only one who eats 'spicy sticks'.
·
After the meal, as soon as Gu Qing put down her chopsticks, she very consciously and leisurely followed Grandma Shen to watch TV.
Shen Yu didn't catch up with the block: "..."
He originally planned to teach the idiot to wash the dishes, but now it seems a bit unrealistic.
Shen Yu had to resign himself to his fate and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. After washing, he went to the bathroom to wash his hands carefully with soap, and then closed the door and put the water (peeing).
But before he finished urinating, there was a slight 'click—' sound from the door.
Shen Yu's body froze immediately.
The next moment, the bathroom door was easily opened from the outside.
Shen Yu met Gu Qing's eyes all of a sudden: "..."
And Gu Qing was also a little confused: "...Why are you in there?"
Shen Yu wanted to hold his forehead, but there was something else in his hands.
He wanted to continue to release the water, but he was inexplicably embarrassed; if he didn't continue to release the water, he felt uncomfortable again.
He took a breath and said, "Usually the bathroom door is open, and closing the door means there are people inside. Don't you understand this bit of common sense?"
Gu Qing let out an 'oh', but didn't intend to quit.
He said: "Now I understand, you continue to pee, anyway, I will take a shower."
After all, out of a man's mentality of comparison in that aspect, his gaze moved down involuntarily.
Tsk, so small!
Hehe~ Not as big as I am~
The corner of Shen Yu's mouth twitched: "..."
He really didn't want to talk too much to the idiot at this time; but he felt that it was especially necessary to remind the idiot not to stare at him so openly!
Moreover, he showed such a proud expression!
"What kind of eyes do you have?!"
Gu Qing walked a few steps, put the clothes in the basket, glanced at Shen Yu one meter away, and said coolly with her arms folded.
"I just dislike your small eyes!"
"Don't go too far!" Shen Yu wanted to hit someone after hearing Gu Qing's words.
His voice became cold, and he said righteously: "According to the online data, I am a normal boy's size, 16 cm!"
"╭(╯^╰)╮I can see clearly, up to seven centimeters, no more." Gu Qing said, and blew a hooligan whistle.
Shen Yu was a little annoyed, she lost her usual calmness, and even held back her urine: "Idiot, after getting up, isn't it?!"
Gu Qing clicked his tongue twice: "Doesn't that still mean that you are young, I let you see the big ones."
As he spoke, he quickly took off his shirt and trousers.
Soon, there will be only one pair of underwear left...
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