I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu blushed like a monkey's butt, quickly put the booklet back into the cabinet, and slammed the door of the cabinet hard.

He took a few deep breaths, looked down, still... hesitated for a while, after all, he couldn't hold back his claws on himself, and began to polish and polish himself.

While nursing, give yourself psychological construction at the same time.

...It is normal to react to this kind of thing, after all, it is a pornographic picture, and it is normal for a normal man to react to a pornographic picture, even if it is a male male pornographic picture...

Which straight man is erotic to the same sex! !Ahhh! !

Song Pudu is 20 years old. He has passed the time of puberty and confusion. He doesn't have a clear understanding of his own psychology and physiology, at least he has an understanding.

He has never paid much attention to the same sex in the past 20 years. Even if he did, it was only Bibi Jier's size, and it was definitely not to the point of coveting the same-sex body, but what is it now?He actually!I actually saw same-sex pornography! !

Song Pu was very annoyed at the slut just now, but now it's useless to be annoyed, what he just saw has been playing in a loop in his mind, even if he closes his eyes, it doesn't work, the lively gif is still in front of him, His brain became hot, and an inexplicable heat flowed from all his limbs, making him sweat profusely all over his body, and bursts of white light flashed in his brain.

Suddenly, he heard a sound, because it happened to be a critical moment, and he didn't open his eyes. He didn't open his eyes until it was over and he recovered.

When she opened her eyes, her face, which was flushed just now, suddenly turned pale, and she stammered, "...Brother, why are you here?"

As he spoke, he pulled the quilt next to him in shame to cover himself.

Song Lingyun was also a little embarrassed. He silently withdrew his foot from stepping out of the threshold, and closed the thin door, "You... clean up."

Song Pu wished he could give himself a stick half a quarter of an hour ago.

It took a while to tidy up, and he blushed to open the door. Song Lingyun stood at the door, holding a jade pillow in his hand. The two looked at each other, and looked away in embarrassment.

In the end, it was Song Lingyun who spoke first and said, "I've knocked on the door."

Song Pu vaguely recalled that he heard some noises, but there were too many messy things in his mind at that time, so he didn't pay attention for a while.

He took Song Lingyun's pillow, put it on the bed, and asked, "Have you had lunch yet?"

Song Lingyun smiled as usual, and said, "Not yet, I'll come over to eat with you."

Song Pu said: "Then let Lantern and the kitchen talk about adding a few more dishes."

The food was served quickly in the kitchen, and it didn't take long for Lantern to come over with two large food boxes.

There are not many important masters in the house, so the kitchen is very clear about the taste of each room, almost without Song Pu's special instructions, the dishes served are all his and Song Lingyun's favorites.

Song Lingyun asked: "Would you like some wine?"

Song Pu quickly shook his head and said, "I won't drink it anymore, my wine quality is not good."

Song Lingyun smiled and said, "Drink some, I'll watch you, I won't let you get drunk."

Song Pu thought about it and agreed.

Song Lingyun asked Lantern to bring the wine.

Song Pu doesn't like drinking very much, but he has to say that sometimes drinking some wine and adding a few appetizers makes him feel leisurely and extraordinarily comfortable.

Lantern brought the jug, Song Pu took it and poured a glass for Song Lingyun first, and asked him, "Brother, how is your drinking capacity?"

Song Lingyun replied: "It should be better than you."

Song Pu said: "How is it possible, you have never compared with me, how do you know that you are better than me?"

Seeing that he was not convinced, Song Lingyun said, "At least I haven't been drunk yet."

As soon as these words came out, Song Pu was speechless, he lowered his head and sipped his wine, and felt a little tired, so he called the lantern and asked him to go to the wine cellar to get the spring drunk that Tantai Yi gave him.

Song Lingyun raised his eyelids and glanced at him, and said, "You still have good wine in your possession?"

Song Pu didn't dare to say that it was Tantai Yishang, so he answered vaguely, and when the lantern was brought to Spring Drunk, he put it on for Song Lingyun, and asked him expectantly, "How is this wine?"

Song Lingyun frowned, and said with a smile, "It's really good wine."

Song Pu said, "Drink more if you like it. I still have three pots."

But Song Lingyun didn't drink too much, "After lunch, I have to go to the camp, a few drinks are enough."

Xu Shi had nothing to say when it was time to part. Neither brother had much to say during this lunch.

Even when night fell, Song Lingyun went to Song Pu's yard, had dinner with Song Pu again, drank some spring drunk, and when they lay down on the same bed after washing, the two brothers were a little speechless.

When Song Pu was about to fall asleep in a daze, Song Lingyun suddenly said, "Apu?"

Song Pu was so startled by his sound that sleepy people ran away, "...what?"

Song Lingyun was silent for a while before he said, "Have you made any plans for the future?"

Song Pu was stunned for a moment and replied: "Brother, you also know that I can't do anything. I eat No. 1, so I don't have high requirements for the future. As long as I don't lack food and clothing, it's enough. My family has already satisfied me." This request."

Although there is no Internet, no mobile phones, no entertainment such as TV dramas, his background has greatly reduced his dissatisfaction with it. There is no big disadvantage in working for the emperor.

Song Lingyun laughed and said calmly, "This is a very high request."

Song Pu always felt that Song Lingyun seemed to have a lot of things on his mind. Although he often smiled handsomely and heartily when facing him, when facing other people, his face was mostly expressionless.

Song Lingyun only chatted with him for a short while, and said nothing more. Song Pu really fell asleep this time.

The days passed quickly, and a few days passed through the fingers if one didn't pay attention.

On the day Song Lingyun went to Saibei, he got up very early and rode away on a fast horse before the third watch, without even giving him a chance to be seen off by his family.

And the other one who troubled Song Pu, he actually started to go to court.

When Song Guogong talked about this, he wept with joy, and said to Song Pu: "Your grandfather always said that your majesty is just young and too playful, and when the time comes, the prodigal son will turn back. I still don't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true in my lifetime." I can see His Majesty going to court."

The team that Tan Taiyi's father left him was really strong, and they were assigned to various departments so that the departments could operate normally. When it comes to the emperor, even if he does not go to court, he does not review memorials and give work instructions. But the general direction is firmly in the hands of the cabinet. If there is an urgent matter, Ye Shoufu and other veterans of the two dynasties will personally enter the palace to speak soft words to Tantai Yi, begging him to do it, Tantai Yi will sell some save face.

This is also the main reason why Liang Guo hasn't made any big mistakes since he hasn't been in court for so long.

Hearing Song Guogong say this, Song Pu knew that even if he didn't persuade Tantai Yi to help some disasters, those important ministers would always come to him, it was just a matter of time, after all, the emperor didn't go to court, and many things couldn't be communicated , there is a message delay.

Thinking about it this way, Tantai Yi's work is not very complicated, so he is ashamed to keep playing.

The system of Emperor Liang's court was to sit in the court every day, and the first emperor was sitting in the court every day at that time. If he wanted to be more wise than the first emperor, he naturally had to start with these small details.

Tantai Yi now understands why he felt that something was wrong at the time, he was persuaded by Song Pu's few words to the point where he lost the time to play, and only a few words were used by him!

Tan Taiyi couldn't help but think deeply whether he was too easy to deceive, and at that time he wanted to watch the spring pictures with Song Qing!He had only read dozens of pages, why did he borrow it?

It's just that Song Pu borrowed the spring picture, and Tantai Yi couldn't bear the face to ask him to return it, but if he went to ask Uncle Qin again, he would feel ashamed, so he delayed it.

He went to court for a few days, and the number of courtiers who directly advised him was much less, so the experience was not bad, and it didn't spoil his mood.

Song Pu's official position was too low, so he didn't even have the qualification to set foot on the Lingxiao Palace, so he waited in the harem for Tantai Yi to come down early.

Chang Jiangming was really bored, and whispered to Song Pu, "Apu, do you want to go fishing in the pond over there?"

Song Pu glared at him, "This is in the palace, do you still want to fish?"

Chang Jiangming said embarrassingly, "I'm just too boring."

Song Pu said, "Let's play cards."

He took out a pair of bamboo cards from his pocket.

Chang Jiangming's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "I know this, my brother took me to play, and told me that you made it, you are really good."

Song Pu asked the little eunuch what time it was, and knew that Tantai Yi would still be in court for a long time, so he could always play a few rounds, so he found a gazebo, and fought against the landlord with Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu.

Before playing for a while, Song Pu saw Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu stand up, and called behind him: "His Royal Highness is well."

Song Pu looked back and saw that it was indeed Prince Gong. Before he approached, Song Pu noticed that his face was a little pale, his beautiful lips had no blood, and he looked like he was just recovering from a serious illness. Pu came back to his senses, stood up with Chang Jiangming and the others, and said hello.

Prince Gong walked up to them, took a look at the bamboo cards on the table, and said with a gentle smile on his lips, "This king is just passing by and doesn't intend to disturb you. You can continue playing, don't worry about it." My king."

He has a gentle temper, calm and calm, and has a very handsome face, so it is very easy to be liked by others. Although he looks a little like Tantai Yi, but he is a completely different type of person. He laughed It can make people feel that there is warmth and sincerity, not like Tantai Yi's superficial smile, as if he could kill you in the next second.

Chang Jiangming probably has a psychological shadow on Tantai Yi. Seeing such a gentle Prince Gong, he may not be able to let go. He sits very stiffly, making continuous mistakes in playing cards, and finally can't continue playing.

Seeing Chang Jiangming like this, Song Pu took another look at Prince Gong who was sitting next to him as if nothing had happened, and asked, "Is His Highness Prince Gong's injury better?"

Prince Gong smiled and said, "Thank you, Apu, for your concern. My king has recovered from his injuries."

Turning his eyes again, he seemed to look at Song Pu with some deep meaning, and said softly: "Your Majesty is now sitting at court, has Apu ever thought about leaving the harem?"

Song Pu was holding the bamboo card in a daze, and after a while he said: "Your Majesty has treated me with such kindness as a mountain, how could I have such an idea?"

Prince Gong looked at him, turned his head again, and said to Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu: "I have something to say to A Pu alone, I wonder if you two can avoid it?"

Xie Nuoyu and Chang Jiangming said in unison, "Prince Gong please."

As soon as the words fell, they got up together and walked a few meters away from the gazebo, leaving enough space for Prince Gong and Song Pu.

Song Pu really wanted to say that you always come to Tantai Yi's territory like this, do you think your injuries are not serious enough?But he couldn't speak, so he could only look at Prince Gong and said, "What do you want to say, Your Highness?"

Prince Gong's amber eyes stared deeply at Song Pu, and there was a little restrained emotion in those eyes that were glowing with warmth, and he whispered: "Brother Ling and I even made friends, and I am sorry for you, Apu. , and I care very much, if you want to leave His Majesty's side, I will mediate for you."

Song Pu was a little surprised, but at the same time he was very vigilant, "...why is Prince Gong working so hard for me?"

Prince Gong smiled wryly and said: "Apu, you have also seen that His Majesty punishes his subordinates when he says something wrong, even if it is me, he will be punished accordingly. Your Majesty's temperament is unpredictable, and the people serving around him have changed several rounds. After living for another year, if Apuruo continues to serve His Majesty, I'm afraid..."

He didn't continue talking, but just frowned, looking at Song Pu's eyes with a bit of desire to reveal, and even a bit of pity.

Prince Gong's appearance is six to seven points like Tantai Yi's, but the outline is clearer and clearer, so he looks very handsome.Not to mention that the way he looks at Song Pu is really a bit explicit. If someone is really inclined in that direction, he will be touched. However, Song Pu is a straight man. Even if there was a small accident a few days ago, he He also stubbornly maintained his straight man personality, so he didn't feel much in the eyes of Prince Gong, but he became more vigilant, "...Why is this so, His Majesty, it is very good for His Majesty to stay here. These things happened."

After throwing winks at the blind man, the expression on Prince Gong's face softened a little. After hearing what he said, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and his voice became softer, "That's because I was worrying too much, Zhiyun Now that you are far away in Saibei, you are his dear brother, so I will naturally take care of you, if there is any trouble in the future, as long as I can help, Apu can find me."

Song Pu said, "Perhaps I won't have that chance."

Such things as standing in line cannot be sloppy, so he was very cautious and did not leave any retreat for himself.

At this time, Song Pu realized that Prince Gong's address for each other had been changed to "I" and "You".

In this era, the terms "I" and "you" are used only when they are in an extremely intimate relationship, but Prince Gong is so willing to let go of his body and change the address.

Although he didn't have any bad feelings for Prince Gong, he also didn't have any good feelings for him, and he was a little bit resistant to his carefulness.

King Gong saw that he was so reticent, his expression didn't change much, and when he wanted to say something, Song Pu asked curiously: "Prince Gong came to the palace to see His Majesty?"

Prince Gong changed his words temporarily, and said: "This king is here to see the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother caught cold last night, and today she has a fever, so this king came to the palace to visit."

Song Pudao: "His Royal Highness is so filial, the Empress Dowager will be safe and sound."

Prince Gong laughed and said, "Borrow A Puji's words."

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty is going to court early, and Prince Gong also knows that His Majesty has a temperamental temperament and loses his temper at every turn. It is really difficult to serve. Prince Gong's injury has just recovered, so don't meet His Majesty again."

Prince Gong was silent for a while, then smiled and said, "My lord would like to thank Apu for his concern."

Song Pu got up to see him off, but his knees suddenly gave way, and he fell into Prince Gong's arms again.

Prince Gong immediately supported him, and said softly: "Why is A Pu so careless, is this the second time today?"

Song Pu was also confused, he quickly broke free from Prince Gong's arms, and said to Prince Gong, "Thank you, Your Highness, for your help."

Prince Gong sighed and said, "Apu is so careless, how could Zhiyun send you to the palace to serve His Majesty at ease."

Song Pu: "..."

He had nothing to say, and sent Prince Gong out of the gazebo. Prince Gong still wanted to say something to him. A little eunuch came over and said something to him. He paused and said to Song Pu: "This king has to go back It’s time to go to the mansion, and I’ll invite Apu to the mansion for a gathering in the future.”

Without waiting for Song Pu to say anything, he left in a hurry.

Xie Nuoyu walked up to Song Pu, and said to Song Pu, "What happened to you and His Highness Prince Gong just now?"

Song Pu shook his head, not wanting to speak much.

Xie Nuoyu hesitated to speak, and after taking his seat again, he touched the bamboo board again, he still couldn't help opening his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Just now, I saw something flash by, and then you fell down."

"Ah?" Song Pu didn't understand what he meant for a moment.

But before Xie Nuoyu could say anything, he heard Cao Xi's angry voice shout: "His Majesty the Emperor is here."

When they turned their heads, they saw Tantai striding towards them vigorously.

"Song Qing, you and Gu go to Chunhe Palace." Tantai Yiren said to Song Pu as soon as he came to Song Pu.

Song Pu's nerves tensed up immediately.

Tantaiyi glanced at Xie Nuoyu and the others, showing a bit of impatience in his eyes, and said to them: "From today on, Chang Qing, Xie Qing, and Li Zongyi don't have to enter the palace anymore. When will you be alone?" When you arrive, I will summon you again."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu immediately lit up.

Song Pu's eyes went dark, and his mind started to buzz.