I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu's hand reaching Tantai Yi's chest froze, and he raised his voice in disbelief, "Your Majesty will really accept that I have offended His Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi felt it, and said: "Song Qing's hands are really soft."

Song Pu: "..."

As soon as his chrysanthemum was cold, the hairs on his back stood up, no, he can't lose, he swallowed, and moved his hand down, "...Then, can your majesty accept it?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Gu let Song Qing touch Gu's abdominal muscles, why can't he accept it?"

Song Pu choked up, became cruel, and grabbed Tantai Yi's heavy weapon through the thin cloth, feeling that his fingers were limp and weak, and he almost couldn't grasp it and slipped out, "... ... If the minister is like this, His Majesty can accept it?"

Tantai Yi was silent.

Song Pu also fell silent.

Because he could feel the process of the sword gradually sharpening and rejuvenating.

The atmosphere was immediately awkward.

Song Pu woke up instantly as if he had been hit in the head with a stick, but Tantai Yi really, really treated him...?

At this time, he couldn't get off the tiger, so he forced a smile and said: "Your Majesty's spirit of dragon and tiger is due to my negligence."

After that, just about to let go, Tantai Yi grabbed his wrist, his gorgeous and soft voice became a little hoarse, "Song Qing, don't let go."

Song Pu: "..."

His scalp was numb, and he stammered: "Your Majesty, it's not right..."

Tan Taiyi raised his voice a little, "If Song Qing lets go, Gu will be really annoyed!"

Song Pu's mouth became dry, even his back was sweating, he didn't speak any more, and Tantai Yi also became quiet.

Forced to fight for Tantai Yi, Song Pu was stunned.

Tantaiyi took out a silk handkerchief and wiped his hands clean, with a lazy voice and a strong post-event magnetic sensuality, which was extraordinarily provocative, "Song Qing's palms are very soft, Gu likes them very much."

Song Pu: "..."

Tan Taiyi said: "If Song Qing refers to this kind of intimacy, Gu also likes it, what else does Song Qing want to ask?"

Song Pu thought dumbly, how dare he ask now, originally he wanted to let Tantai Yi know the man and retreat, but it turned out that he was lucky and went up to meet the man.

If he said that men and men do things in the back court, although there is a half chance that Tantai Yi will be disgusted, but judging from Tantai Yi's performance just now, there is a high probability that he will become "lonely", and may even be Try this situation on the spot.

If a thing of that size drilled into his backyard, he would probably split his whole body in half.

Just by imagining it, Song Pu had already started to have pseudo-pain in his limbs, and even his toes could not help curling up.

Tantaiyi threw away the wet silk handkerchief, sighed and said: "I have kept my body in order to respect the Buddha, and now because of Song Qing's breaking the precepts, the Yuanyang accumulated for several months has been vented, Song Qing has to give Gu an explanation .”

"..." It's not the first time that Song Pu, the dog emperor, has the ability to beat back. He forced a smile and said, "It's my minister Meng Lang, who dared to offend His Majesty's dragon body and cause His Majesty to break the precepts. I am willing to be punished."

What he said was actually a little careless, and even a little bit of resentment emerged and rolled.

But Tan Taiyi didn't seem to notice it at this time. Although he was reserved, the joy in his tone was undisguised, and he even had an indescribable complacency, "Treat Song Qing like a confidant. I can also see it, if Gu makes Song Qing a male concubine, what happened before, and what will happen in the future, except staying in the harem and always accompanying Gu, it is no different from before, what does Song Qing think?"

Song Pu felt the hot and sticky touch in his hand, and his mood was agitated. Of course, he wanted to curse. Naturally, he couldn't show anything on his face. He only brewed it for a while, and then said sincerely: "I don't want to—"

Without waiting for Tantai Yi to get annoyed, he immediately continued: "At any rate, I am an upright man. Although I really admire Your Majesty with all my heart, it is really not my wish to be trapped in the harem like a woman. I hope Your Majesty will think twice and don't be impulsive." .”

He still couldn't believe that Tantai Yi could really accept a man. Not long ago, he said that he would do everything he could to make his wife his wife. Why did he suddenly jump to accept him as his concubine?

Song Pu reluctantly speculated on Tantai Yi's psychology, and felt that he might not really like men, but their relationship was closer than others. To put it bluntly, he was indeed obedient to Tantai Yi, almost Respecting him and taking him as the sky almost coincided with his criteria for choosing a mate, and made him feel extremely comfortable, which is why he had such outrageous thoughts.

Song Pu wanted to dispel his idea. If the relationship between the two was equal in the first place, he could change his image without any psychological barriers and become "rebellious". Tell him not to be angry, if he becomes angry from embarrassment, I'm afraid he won't leave any affection.

He didn't feel too disgusted at other people's big turkey, but he was dazed by the atmosphere, and there were some indescribable changes in himself, so he really didn't want to believe it.

What he said was actually not pleasant, and Tantai Yi became slightly annoyed as expected, but his tone was still calm, "Song Qing's words are interesting. Could it be that in Song Qing's eyes, the lonely palace is What cage?"

Song Pu was sweating all over his body, and finally couldn't help stretching his feet out of the bed, "...I didn't mean that, what I meant was that I lived in the harem as a concubine. It is the great fortune of this minister in this life, but as the saying goes, the fragrance is far away and the smell is close, and the distance produces beauty. The distance between the minister and your majesty is just right, and your majesty will naturally feel that the minister is good everywhere. If you enter the palace and face each other day and night, your majesty will see the minister instead. With a bunch of shortcomings, I will definitely hate you later. I treat His Majesty with a heart of sincerity, so naturally I don’t want to see this kind of thing happen, just thinking of this possibility, I feel heartbroken.”

When he said these words, he felt that there should be some more tears to meet the scene, so the tears came, his eyes immediately became moist, and his voice was full of choked crying.

He has always been thick-skinned, able to bear the challenge of the emperor, and naturally he can show off his acting skills standing on the Oscar podium and roll a few tears.

Naturally, Tan Taiyi also heard the change in his voice, and his tone suddenly softened, "Why did Song Qing do this? Gu just mentioned it casually. Since Song Qing has concerns, it's just that Gu never said anything."

Left and right, he was still swearing in front of Uncle Qin that he didn't want a male concubine, but if he changed his words at this time, he couldn't step down.Song Qing didn't want the concubine position, but he wanted to breathe a sigh of relief.

Thinking of this, Tan Taiyi's tone became a little gentler, "It's just that Song Qing broke the precept against Gu, and rejected Gu's concubine position, and closed the cover to give Gu an explanation. ?”

Song Pu didn't expect him to be so easy to talk, he couldn't help being startled, he was relieved and unexpectedly a little uncomfortable—how could he be so easy to coax, and didn't insist on it? ?

Regardless of Tan Taiyi's original intentions, being able to make this request secretly satisfied Song Pu's vain masculinity. The sense of self-satisfaction made the little heart in his chest swell, but before he had time to savor it, Tantai Yi immediately gave up.

So Song Pu felt a little lost, but Tantai Yi really seemed to say it casually.

He let out a breath, lowered his voice and asked, "How does Your Majesty want my minister to explain?"

The corners of Tantaiyi's lips curled up, revealing a look of yearning, "Song Qing's whole body is as soft as water, just thinking..."

He paused for a while, but Song Pu's hairs stood on end, as expected, he heard Tantai Yi say: "I just want Song Qing to serve Gu like just now."

Song Pu: "..."

He swallowed, and whispered: "Your Majesty really wants to do this?"

Tan Taiyi said displeased: "Song Qing doesn't want to?"

Song Pu felt that he was being surrounded by him, and he didn't know what to say for a while. After a long pause, he felt the low pressure emanating from Tantai Yi's body, and then he opened his mouth and said: "But the minister Offending His Majesty in this way, causing His Majesty to break the precepts, is already a minister's crime, how dare His Majesty continue to break the precepts? Destroy Your Majesty's heart of worshiping Buddha?"

Tan Taiyi said indifferently: "Gu is free to guard his body to show his piety, the Buddha is so merciful, how can he take Gu's breaking the precepts seriously? Since he has already broken the precepts, it is better to break through to the end. Gu has never taken it to heart , Song Qing doesn't have to care about it either."

Oh, Schrödinger's devout worship of Buddha, anyway, as he pleases, is that what he means?

Song Pu was speechless.

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand to squeeze Song Pu's hand in his, and said in a gentle voice, "If others offend Gu Gu and refuse Gu Gu, they will all be cut off without exception. Just like that dancer, she just keeps her own place, but Dare to fight against Gu, it is simply life and death. In the whole world, Gu also has only Song Qing as a confidant, and only Song Qing can be so close to Gu, Gu values ​​Song Qing, and Song Qing should also understand Gu's mind."

He didn't even think about his tyrant's behavior. As soon as he said it, Song Pu's heart turned cold when he thought of it.

Mentioning the matter of the dancer is threatening him?If he doesn't listen to him, kill him?

can't you?Song Pu's heart was beating violently, and after hearing this sentence, he went to see Tantai Yi again, and the previous good impression suddenly dropped to a negative value.

Tan Taiyi didn't know how bad the atmosphere was with what he said, he didn't even feel that he said anything threatening, and he was still immersed in his own world, "It's all just thinking alone, Song Qing wants to talk alone, talk alone After exporting, I felt joy in my heart.”

After he finished speaking, he suddenly turned over and faced Song Pu directly, his voice was a little hoarse, and he said in a low voice: "At first Gu didn't intend to let Song Qing serve him, but Song Qing set a fire on Gu. Qing needs to take responsibility and extinguish Gu's anger."

After all, he moved forward a little bit, and Song Pu's soul went out of his body, and he exclaimed in great astonishment: "Your Majesty, why——?"

There was unconcealable pride in Tan Taiyi's voice, "It's not easy to be alone. Song Qing is so petite and frail, so she shouldn't be able to understand the pain of loneliness."