I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

The next day, Song Pu still had a severe headache and his body was not feeling well, but he remembered what happened last night.

He groaned in his heart, thinking: Yesterday the dog emperor was so energetic, even a fool could see that he wanted to get him drunk, how could he not be prepared?

Fortunately, Tantai Yi had only seen him drinking half a pot and was still not drunk, so he probably didn't know how much he could drink.But Tantai Yi kept cheating on him, and he didn't know how to deal with it, so he was afraid of showing his flaws, so he had to mention the accident that happened when they slept together that day.

Of course, he was never so delicate that he would break his skin if he rubbed between his crotches, but he could also embarrass the dog emperor by mentioning it, so that the purpose of telling him not to interrogate him was achieved.

He was really lucky to be fooled so easily by him, so his mood was extraordinarily clear.

He called the lantern to come over to prepare hot water for his bath, and because he was in the same courtyard as Tantai Yi, the people from the kitchen quickly brought it over.

The lantern spoke to him from outside the screen: "Young master, do you want your servant to wipe your back for the young master?"

Song Pu has always been self-reliant, so he refused. He took off his clothes, soaked in the bathtub, and asked, "Lantern, did you eat tofu in the morning?"

Lantern said: "He ate it. I fed him boiled fish and chicken breasts. His appetite became bigger and bigger. I was afraid that he would be overwhelmed, so I didn't feed him too much."

Song Pu said, "You can't eat too much."

After taking a bath, Lantern hugged Tofu, and Tofu gradually became more active. Two white paws moved Song Pu's long hair hanging from his shoulders.

Song Pu said to himself, "I want to cut my hair."

The lantern was startled, and said, "Master, do you want to become a monk?"

Before Song Pu could speak, he heard a familiar voice behind him, "Song Qing wants to become a monk?"

Song Pu turned his head and saw that it was indeed Tantai Yi. Now that he came over, he didn't even knock on the door.

Before Song Pu could explain to him, he saw Tantai Yi frowned slightly, and said: "Song Qing doesn't even dress properly."

Song Pu has always been as comfortable as possible, so he changed his trousers into loose shorts, and his top into short T-shirts, all of which were cut and sewed together by hand, leaving a large part of his arms and legs exposed to the air. Besides, it's really awkward.

Lantern was used to his extremely sloppy attire, so he simply wore it inside the house and didn't know how to wear it out, so he didn't care too much. Now that the emperor saw it, he was frightened, and he said hastily: "Young master, the clothes are here with the servant girl."

As expected, he was holding clothes in his hand, but Song Pu habitually ignored them, and would only put them on when he was about to go out.

At this time, Tan Taiyi bumped into him, Song Pu was also extremely embarrassed, and said: "It's because I'm too afraid of the heat, that's why... it's my fault, can your majesty avoid it for a while, and talk to me after I'm fully dressed?" Your Majesty will meet."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to cover his face and walk towards the screen, but Tan Taiyi raised the corners of his lips and said: "Song Qing is dressed like this, Gu Wangzhi feels very refreshing, but it is very novel, Gu Yun Song Qing is dressed like this, but No need to replace it."

Song Pu: "..."

He still looked a bit embarrassed, "Your Majesty really feel refreshed?"

Tantai Yi said: "Gu He ever said nonsense."

As he spoke, his golden eyes scanned Song Pu up and down, and his smile carried a bit of meaning, "In the past, Song Qing wore a loose brocade robe, and I never saw Song Qing's body, but now I look at it, and it is white and tender." , just like tofu, it will break when squeezed."

Pausing again, spit out four big characters, "The beauty is delicious."

"..." Song Pu was silenced by thunder.

On the contrary, the tofu in his hand yelped twice coquettishly when he heard his name.

Song Pu originally wanted to be as refreshing as possible, not to wear that complicated robe, but now he was stared at by Tantai Yi as if he was watching a show, and felt the hairs on his back stand on end, wishing to quickly take a robe to cover it up His damned body that dared to invade and offend the emperor's eyes.

However, the emperor opened his mouth, and he had no choice but to continue this disrespectful attire.

Tan Taiyi recalled what he had just heard, and said, "Just now Gu heard about becoming a monk, Song Qing hasn't answered Gu yet."

Song Pu explained: "It's my servants who misunderstood. I just think that my hair is too long and it's annoying to take care of it. I want to cut it shorter. I never thought of becoming a monk."

After hearing this, Tan Taiyi's expression became serious, "Your body is skinny, and you are the parents, how dare Song Qing use the knife at will?"

Song Pu could feel his displeasure, and quickly said: "I took it for granted. I only thought that the weather was too hot and my hair was sweaty and uncomfortable, so I didn't think too much about it, so..."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing is also a scholar, she should understand this truth better than Gu, next time you can't say this kind of thing again, if Gu hears about it, then Gu can send Song Qing to become a monk."

Cold sweat broke out on Song Pu's forehead, "Your Majesty's lesson is that I must keep it in mind, and there will be no next time."

Tantaiyi saw that he was depressed, the corners of his lips curled up, he smiled, and said: "Song Qing, don't be nervous, I don't blame Song Qing, I just think that Song Qing has a predestined relationship with Buddha, so I said this."

Song Pu seldom heard people praise him, even if he felt that he had a predestined relationship with Buddha, he was happy in his heart, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you think so, Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi's smile deepened a lot, and he said: "Song Qing's sitting on the ground becomes the Buddha of Huanxi, does Song Qing know who Buddha of Huanxi is?"

Song Pu had a bad premonition in his heart, and the smile on the corner of his mouth had a faint tendency to be unable to maintain, "I...I don't know."

Tan Taiyi said: "The Huanxi Buddha is the God of Desire and Eros in the Esoteric School of Buddhism. Both men and women practice together. Using desire to control desire is not the meaning of 'Happiness' as Song Qing thought. Song Qing doesn't know where the Huanxi Buddha came from, but he can say it easily. It is the Buddha of Huanxi, and it seems that there is indeed a predestined relationship with the Buddha, if Song Qing wants to shave off her black hair, Gu would not mind adding a loyal follower to the Buddha."

Song Pu: "..."

The smile on his face collapsed, and with how well he knew Tantai Yi, he didn't know for a moment whether he was mocking him, or if he sincerely felt that he "has a predestined relationship with Buddha".

Song Pu managed to maintain a calm and calm expression, changed the subject very stiffly, and said, "I don't know what your Majesty is looking for?"

Seeing that the corners of his eyes turned red with shame, Tantai Yi was very happy in his heart, and he walked around him tolerantly, and said in a light tone: "I heard Song Qing's movements next door, and knew that Song Qing should be awake, so I came here Call Song Qing to give Gu the speech book."

But he didn't even eat breakfast!

Song Pu: "Your majesty is separated from me by only one side. If you want to call me, you can just let Eunuch Cao come. How can you bother your majesty to condescend?"

But Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing, after sobering up, only wants to be the first to look into her eyes and remember it in flesh and blood."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly glanced at the lantern with a cool look, and said with a smile: "It seems that I am too late."

"..." The lantern suddenly trembled.

Song Pu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I have been bathing, the lantern has been outside the screen, and I have never looked at me. In this way, Your Majesty's wish has been fulfilled. The same is true for my ministers. Compared with Chang Jiangming and others, New Day is kinder, more generous, Your Majesty, who is extraordinary in martial arts, is still the first thing you see into my eyes, and I am so happy! I can only hope that I can firmly imprint His Majesty's holy face in my heart every day, and cherish it for a lifetime."

Tantaiyi's chest rose and fell a few times, and then he paused, before saying with emotion: "Gu Zhen loves to hear Song Qing say this, Song Qing knows how to say this, so I will say more, Gu loves to listen .”

"??" The dog emperor came early to listen to the rainbow fart?

Can't you?

Although he couldn't believe it in his heart, Song Pu still thought about it, and said: "Every time I look at Your Majesty, I will feel that I have cultivated great virtues in my previous life, so that I can become an adult to serve Your Majesty in this life..."

Before he finished speaking, Tan Taiyi interrupted him, saying: "Song Qing, you don't have to force it, Zuo Gu wants to listen to Song Qing's speech, but he is not in a hurry to show his loyalty to Gu."

Song Pu: "..."

Come on, get closer and see if my fist is big or not.

He smiled with sharp and cute little canine teeth, and said: "Since your majesty is so impatient, he moved to the gazebo, and I slowly told your majesty."

Tan Taiyi said empathetically: "Song Qing hasn't had breakfast yet, so I will give Song Qing half a moment to come back after breakfast."

After finishing speaking, he left Shi Shiran with his hands behind his back.

Seeing that he had left, Song Pu took a deep breath, smiled and said to himself: "Your Majesty has shown great favor to me, and I will cherish it all my life."

Lantern swallowed, looked at him worriedly and said, "Master, change your clothes quickly."

Song Pu handed over the tofu that had been obediently in his arms to Lantern, quickly changed all the tatters on his body, and put on the snow-white robe that Lantern had prepared for him.

"How did you prepare such white clothes for me today? How difficult it would be to wash them if they get dirty." Song Pu, who was thrifty, couldn't help muttering softly.

The lantern said sincerely: "In such a miserable green Zhuangzi, the young master is dressed in white, but he looks clean and elegant like jade. He will surely stand out among the young masters and win His Majesty's favor."

Song Pu couldn't help but glanced at him, and said, "What you said, Lantern, makes me sound like a harem concubine competing for favor."

Lantern scratched his head, and smiled extra shyly, "The servant feels that there is no difference between the left and the right."

Song Pu complained, "It's a lot worse!"

He didn't need a lantern to get his breakfast, the little eunuch serving Tantai Yi had already brought his breakfast and invited him to have a meal.

So thoughtful and thoughtful, even Song Pu was a little moved, but it couldn't make up for the mocking damage that Tantai Yi had done to his young heart just now.

After breakfast, Song Pu went out.

When he was in front of Tantai Yi, before he could speak, he heard a chuckle escape from Tan Taiyi's throat, and said softly and lazily: "Song Qing's outfit today looks more like a ball of petite and cute white tofu. "

Song Pu squeezed out a smile, and said: "Your Majesty was joking, how can a man of seven feet tall be petite and cute?"

But as soon as he finished speaking, Tantai Yi said with a smile: "Song Qing was joking, Song Qing is at most six and a half feet, how could he be a seven foot man?"

The author has something to say: ah poof: how does the dog emperor make it delicious, urgent, wait online!

Agou: Sit up and move by yourself.At this time, the solitary is the most delicious :)

ps. One foot is 27, Apu is now 175, Agou's visual inspection is still very accurate 23333