I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu never expected that he accompanied Tantai Yi to the incense, and even taught himself a chess interest class.

He was in great pain, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, "I really have no talent in chess. To tell you the truth, I only have some talent in bow and arrow, so I dare to compete with your majesty. I'm really afraid that if I can't keep up with His Majesty's footsteps, it will cause His Majesty's displeasure for nothing, if this is the case, it's my fault, please take it back."

After hearing this, Tan Taiyi also felt that it made sense, "Song Qing watched Shen Yonghe play chess with Gu, and has been fascinated by it for so long, but he is still at this level. It seems that he really has no talent."

Song Pu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said: "I don't know how to play chess, but I can make His Majesty happy in other places. If Your Majesty has ideas, how about telling a story to Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi said: "What story does Song Qing want to tell? If it's too vulgar, Gu will be annoyed."

Song Pudao: "What I want to tell is the story of a man, please listen, Your Majesty."

He searched in his mind, and finally found Dou Po Cang Qiong from his mind.

The novel Fights Break the Sky is also a classic among the classics. He also loved it very much back then, and read it countless times. Now, the plot is also clear, so he can tell it in an orderly manner.

Tantai Yi didn't expect this at first, he rubbed and caressed the rim of the cup carelessly, and even lost his mind, but as Song Pu gradually unfolded that legendary story, Tantai Yi also slowly concentrated his attention, and even moved forward Leaning his body, he pretended to be listening intently.

Seeing this, Song Pu showed off his mouth more vigorously. When the protagonist Xiao Yan faced his fiancée's divorce and swore "30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor", Tantai Yi even clapped his hands faintly excitedly. , Said: "Okay!"

He said angrily again: "If Gu, Gu will definitely cut the woman's skin!"

Seeing that he was genuinely angry, Song Pu couldn't help being a little funny, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud. Although he didn't have much money, he knew a lot. If he told a story, he could tell Dan the same thing every day. Tai Yi said.

Tan Taiyi gently urged: "Song Qing continue!"

Song Pu hurriedly continued talking until his mouth was dry, and he only dared to take a small sip of tea to moisten his throat, and then continued.

At the end, her voice was almost hoarse, and Tantai Yi said in a still unsatisfied way: "Song Qing's voice is already hoarse, so let's talk to Gu next time. This script is really well written, although Gu doesn't understand the meaning of 'fighting'." things, but it shouldn’t be far from internal strength? Who wrote the script? I want to invite him into the palace to write the script for Gu.”

Coincidentally, he thought the same way when he was chasing updates!

Song Pudao: "The author of this story is not in Liang State, so it may be hard to find."

Tan Taiyi recalled the taste: "This story is indeed wonderful."

Song Pu has a clever mouth, he can not only blow rainbow farts, but also tell stories, and he is very good at mobilizing the atmosphere, so he easily attracts all the attention of Tantai Yi, otherwise, if someone who can't tell stories comes here, he might offend Tantai Yi sooner. Tai Yi was impatient.

Song Pudao: "If Your Majesty likes it, I have many more, which will surely satisfy Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi glanced at him lightly with his golden eyes, "Song Qing has read so many miscellaneous books, no wonder she didn't even pass the examination of scholar at the age of 17."

Song Pu: "..."

He scratched his face in embarrassment, and said: "I am also playful and dull. I am afraid that I don't have much talent in reading."

Tan Taiyi then regretted and said: "Isn't the lonely copy that was sent to Song Qing by a cow chewing peony?"

"..." Song Pu said: "Your Majesty was joking. Although I am dull, I still like to read the lonely copy, and I can understand it. How can you chew peony?"

Tan Taiyi: "It's so good, Gu is relieved."

Seeing that Song Pu's voice was hoarse, Tantai Yi told him to go back and rest.

When Song Pu came back from Tantai Yi, he thought of Song Lingyun again, and went to look for him curiously. At this time, Prince Gong also left, and Song Lingyun was still reading Buddhist scriptures while sitting on the bed.

Song Pu sat beside him and asked in a low voice, "What did Prince Gong say when he came to find you?"

Song Lingyun felt that he was particularly interested in Prince Gong, so he couldn't help but look at him a few more times, with a hint of warning in his words, "Apu, if Prince Gong comes looking for you in the future, you can use His Majesty as a push, if you can push it Push, if he comes looking for you, he will harm you, don't be stupid."

Song Pu felt that he seemed to understand Prince Gong quite well, and he felt a lot of doubts in his heart, but Song Lingyun definitely could not harm him, so he nodded obediently and said: "I will, after all, I am His Majesty's man, I should To avoid suspicion."

Song Lingyun said, "That's good."

Song Pu asked: "So why did he come to you?"

Song Lingyun said helplessly: "It's nothing more than talking to me out of boredom. His mother's empress is the empress dowager. Even if His Majesty doesn't like Prince Gong, Prince Gong's status is also honorable. I can't shirk it."

Song Pu said, "That's it."

There is nothing to say, the current King Gong is too young, he is only 16 years old, and his hair has not even grown... Maybe, Tantai Yi is inhuman at the age of 17, and Prince Gong must be no less.

Song Pu felt that the more he thought about it, the more crooked he was, so he quickly broke it back for himself.

Song Lingyun said: "But Prince Gong's temperament is indeed better than His Majesty the Emperor, if..."

Song Pu quickly covered his mouth, "Brother, don't say anything rebellious, I'm afraid!"

Song Lingyun smiled, and said sullenly: "I haven't said anything yet, why are you so nervous."

Song Pu said: "You were going to say it just now, don't say it."

Song Lingyun suddenly looked serious. He took Song Pu's hand away and said in a low voice: "If you have nothing to do, I will never be rebellious. If you have something to do, I am not me. A Pu, think about your brother, be careful in everything .Accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger, and your heart is unpredictable. If I wasn't at home at the time, I would never have let you enter the palace. It's too late now, so I can only take a step forward."

After hearing this, Song Pu felt a little guilty. He accepted Song Lingyun's love, but he was not Song Pu at all. How could he let Song Lingyun treat him like this, so he could only nod his head vigorously, "Don't worry, brother, I It'll be fine."

Even if he rebelled, it would be eight or nine years later. Before that, if he was not designed to violate Tantai Yi's concubine like in the book, nothing would happen.

The original "Song Pu" was able to survive by Tantai Yi's side for four years, and he did have some skills, but he couldn't stand the deliberate design. Now that he knew this part of the plot, he couldn't be fooled anymore.

But without this part of the plot, Song Lingyun would not rebel, and Song Lingyun is indeed a powerful general, not only good at strategy, but also strong in martial arts. Prince Gong valued him very much, and some plans were handed over to Song Only Ling Yun can do it properly, and it can be said that he is an important confidant of Prince Gong.

Song Pu is still a little entangled up to now. Although it is true that he has to serve Tantai Yi wholeheartedly, he is indeed treated fairly well, but he actually does not feel safe by Tantai Yi's side. If there is a chance in the future, he will not Knowing whether he really wanted to step on the boat of Prince Gong, the risk was too great, so he didn't dare to try it lightly.

And without him hanging on the wall in the future, Song Lingyun would not have rebelled with Prince Gong, and the variables would have become even bigger.

Song Pu didn't want to think about this kind of thing for the time being, so he quickly put it behind him.

After the ceremony was over in the afternoon, Song Pu and his party went back separately. When Song Pu was about to get into his carriage, Cao Xi came over suddenly and said with a smile, "Master Song, Your Majesty invites you to the dragon chariot for a gathering."

He subconsciously glanced at Song Lingyun, who had no expression on his face, "What are you looking at me for? Your Majesty invites you to go over, just go there, don't delay."

Song Pu responded, got out of the carriage, and got on Tantai Yi's dragon chariot.

When Tantai Yi saw him, he said, "If Song Qing's voice is better, let Gu continue to talk about 'Fights Break the Sky'."

What is it like to be called by the boss to work overtime because he performed too well and actively? Now Song Pu can also answer one or two.

Song Pu slandered in his heart, but still smiled on his face, and said, "Yes, Your Majesty."

He was dragged by Tantai Yi and told the story all the way, and when he returned to Yanjing, Tantai Yi allowed him to get off the carriage and go back to his carriage.

Before leaving, Tantai Yi also gave him a plate of palace pastries, which were soft and delicious, which was the emperor's favorite taste.

Only Song Pu had the experience of eating out of a tiger's mouth.

Holding the pastry, Song Pu also courted Song Lingyun to show that he was very favored by His Majesty's side, and he also got a plate of pastries.

Song Lingyun was not happy looking at it, he just said: "Your Majesty is kind."

Very perfunctory.

Song Pu was about to put down the pastry, but saw a small red box on the coffee table with sharp eyes, "Brother, what is this?"

Song Lingyun did not speak.

Song Pu reached out to take it, but Song Lingyun slapped his hand away, saying, "Don't touch it, if it breaks, our family can't afford it."

The first time Song Pu saw him speak like this, he couldn't help being even more curious, "Did it come from Prince Gong?"

Song Lingyun glanced at him, "You're actually smarter once."

Song Pu complained: "It's obvious, of course I know."

Song Lingyun hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to open the box, and there was actually a large piece of sapphire lying in it, unpolished, showing the most primitive posture, and it was quite huge, only smaller than the one in Tantaiyi's hand. It is smaller, if it is polished, it will probably be smaller, but it is also very precious.

Song Pu was stunned, "My God!"

He covered his mouth, and after the shock had passed, he lowered his voice and said softly, "Prince Gong is... so generous?"

Song Lingyun lowered his eyes and said: "I saw that you like it, so I found a caravan privately. If you go to the southern border, bring me a piece. Whoever wanted Prince Gong to know, so he sent this piece."

He said solemnly again: "You also know that this thing is priceless, he gave it to me casually, I may not be able to repay the favor."

Song Pu nodded, "I know, so is this going to be sent back?"

Song Lingyun said: "It's going to be sent back, so be careful not to damage it."

Song Pu said: "I won't touch it, and after you go home, send someone back to Prince Gong's Mansion."

He paused suddenly, hesitantly asked: "Prince Gong sent you today?"

Song Lingyun laughed as if he knew what he was thinking, and said slowly, "Yes, I gave it today."