I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu: "..."

Emperor Dog, knock inside!Did you hear me?Knock in!

He is also the size of a normal boy, okay? !

He seemed to know that it hurt Song Pu's heart. After all, this kind of thing is a man's dignity. Even if he is very powerful, he can't use it to belittle others. Tantai Yi said happily: "Song Qing is still young now. Others have grown an inch and a half longer since I was 17 years old, Song Qing is weak and doesn't exercise often, so I'm afraid I won't grow much, but half an inch should be fine."

One inch is about three centimeters, and one and a half inches is about 4.5. Can anyone really go up to 17 after the age of 4.5?

Song Pu didn't know, but this kind of thing should be based on genes. Tantai Yi has a foreign blood, which can be regarded as a talent, and no matter how long he is, it is impossible for him to grow to the level of Tantai Yi. Can mom be human?

As expected, the Emperor Dog is only equipped with inflatable dolls and flying and machine cups, so don't harm women!

Song Pu had countless bullets in his heart, but his face was still innocent and harmless, "Your Majesty's words are very true, but it's not because of your petiteness, but because your majesty is too powerful and inhuman! Of course, your majesty is not as good as your majesty." , I think that no matter who it is, standing in front of His Majesty, His Majesty will make him look extra petite."

Tantai Yi couldn't hide his complacency, "It's true, even if you haven't seen Gu, you know that Gu is proud of the world."

Song Pu: "..."

See how beautiful you are.

Song Pu used a dry cloth to wipe off the moisture from his hair, brought him clothes, waited for him to put them on, and then went to put on his own.

Tantai Yi didn't leave either, watching him changing clothes, "Song Qing is really petite and cute."

Anyone who is praised as petite and cute will be a great shame and humiliation. Song Pu turned his back in humiliation, unable to even refute, and said shyly: "Your Majesty is joking!"

Knock in!

He will never take a bath with Tantai Yi again!

After changing his clothes, Tan Taiyi said: "Since Song Qing has already bathed, let's read the memorial for Gu. There is nothing wrong now. I think Song Qing can handle it. The cabinet sends people to remind him every day, and there are also orphans. The mentor came to give advice, and I was tired of dealing with it alone."

After hearing this, Song Pu asked hesitantly, "What about Your Majesty?"

I only heard Tantai Yi's voice happily said: "Nanjing Guoxin has sent a batch of tributes, I'm going to have a look."

Song Pu: "..."

Tantaiyi left happily, and Song Pu could only help him with his homework.

This writing was written until evening, Tantai Yi did not return, and Song Pu could not leave, so he could only continue to sit and read those memorials.

After sitting for a long time, even his stomach began to growl. Song Pu couldn't hide his agitation, and couldn't help calling Cao Xi who was waiting outside the hall.

"Eunuch Cao, when will Your Majesty come back?" Song Pu asked.

Cao Xi said: "Lord Song, wait a moment, His Majesty is taking a bath, and will be here soon."

Taking a shower again?

Song Pu actually suspected that he was a bit of a clean freak. He took a bath two to three times a day, and he didn't seem to sweat much. His body was always clean and fragrant, and he was a delicate boy.

Fortunately, Tantai Yi didn't make him wait too long, and he could see that he was really happy, even the corners of his lips were always smiling, making him look extraordinarily amiable.

"Song Qing, I'm late." Tantai Yi said softly.

Song Pu peeped at his face and said, "I don't know what makes Your Majesty so happy?"

Tantai Yi said: "Song Qing, Gu brought you something."

After finishing speaking, he took out a piece of sapphire from his sleeve. This piece of sapphire was really clear, as deep and blue as an ocean. Someone should have polished it well. It was as big as a palm and looked extraordinarily beautiful.

Song Pu was stunned, "This is...?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Although the country in the southern border is small, there are many precious jade ores, and it has been lonely for a long time. If the southern border is not in the miasma forest and swamp, it would have become an isolated territory three years ago. This gem is the southern border. A piece of treasure sent here, after so many years, Gu has never seen such a beautiful gem."

Song Pu was so greedy that he was almost drooling, "Is your Majesty going to give this kind of treasure to you?"

Tan Taiyi smiled and said: "Song Qing was joking, this is the only thing I want to reward Song Qing."

Saying that, he took out another piece from his sleeve. Compared with the one in Tantai Yi's hand, this piece of sapphire was much smaller, only as big as a child's fist, but it was also extraordinarily beautiful. , I'm afraid it's worth tens of millions, Tantai Yi just gave him a house in Beijing!

Song Pu became excited, he began to taste the sweetness of being the emperor's lackey, who can stand it!

The heritage of the Duke's Mansion can be considered rich. His mother or the old lady may not have such fine gemstones as accessories. Can he really have it today?

Song Pu excitedly said: "This gemstone is crystal clear and radiant, it really shines, just like His Majesty's favor for a subject, does Your Majesty really want to give it to a subject?"

Seeing that he was so excited, Tantai Yi couldn't help being a little amused, "Gu He ever told a lie, this is a reward for Gu Kui to reward Song Qing for sitting for half a day for Gu Ku."

Song Pudao: "I'm not tired, I'm okay, I'm willing to review the memorials for His Majesty in the future, so that His Majesty can free his hands and have fun!"

This is a typical example of him wanting money rather than life. He didn't know where to throw his original scruples, his eyes were fixed on that sapphire, and the greed in his eyes almost turned into substance.

Tan Taiyi felt a little strange, he had never seen Song Qing's greedy appearance before, if it were someone else, it might make him very uncomfortable, but in Song Qing's case, this greed is a little childlike and cute.

Anyway, Song Qing was always pitiful and lovely, but not when he called him the dog emperor. When Tantaiyi thought of this, he became a little bit concerned.

But he still smiled on his face and said: "Since that's the case, then put this gem on Gu's body first. After Song Qing helps Gu to review the memorials for a year, Gu will give this gem to Song Qing."

Song Pu: "..."

Why, why is he talking too much? !

Gan! ! ! !

Song Pu came from Chunhe Palace, and Cao Xi was waiting outside the hall. When he saw him coming out, he hurried over and said with a smile: "Master Song has worked hard, let the slaves send Master Song out of the palace."

Although Cao Xi was the eunuch serving Tantaiyi, but because of Tantaiyi's heavy backlog, he worked cautiously, and his attitude towards Song Pu was too good.

Song Pu naturally understood that they are all poor people, and it is warmer for poor people to hug a group to keep warm, so they did not refuse his overtures. The two chatted friendly and reached the gate of the palace. Cao Xi smiled and said, "Lord Song, be careful on the way back. I hope Lord Song will come to the palace to serve His Majesty soon."

Song Pu waved to him and got into the car.

After returning home, he saw his second uncle Song Zhiming at the gate of his yard, and he presumably came here to arrest him.

Seeing him, Song Zhiming's breath became short of breath, and his voice immediately raised, "Brother Pu, second uncle, I beg you, please go and beg His Majesty the Emperor to let him release my son. Song Jian is also your younger brother. You How can you have the heart to let the farce of brothers fighting against each other in the Duke's Mansion!? Is it good to hear it? You are still a scholar, don't you want to be famous? You don't know how many people have seen the joke of going out of the Duke's Mansion, what do you let other brothers do? ? You have harmed all the brothers and sisters in the family, if you have any conscience, please hurry up and beg His Majesty to let him release my son!"

Before Song Pu could speak, Song Guogong and Song Lingyun rushed over, and the two of them held Song Zhiming together. Song Guogong said with a stern face: "Second brother, don't make trouble with him, I also shamelessly begged for mercy, Your Majesty's golden words , how could you let it go as soon as you said it?"

Song Zhiming said angrily: "The second house and the first house are both prosperous and both are prosperous, and both are damaged. Why are you so confused and useless, elder brother? You can't even keep your nephew. It's a big mistake to entrust the Duke's Mansion to you!"

Song Guogong became irritable when he heard this, he winked at Song Lingyun, Song Lingyun understood, raised his hand with a knife, and chopped Song Zhiming down.

After being knocked down, Song Lingyun stretched out his foot and kicked Song Zhiming with a cold expression.

Song Guogong turned his eyes away as if he didn't see it, "... why are you so late today?"

Song Pu replied: "It's just to play with His Majesty, and the hour is delayed."

Song Guogong: "...Oh, so."

Song Guogong said a few more words to Song Pu, and then asked someone to take Song Zhiming away, and Song Lingyun naturally followed, but he didn't go far when he heard Song Pu calling him, "Brother, Wait, I have something to say."

Song Guogong has always been a little dissociated, and he didn't know that the two brothers had some small conflicts. Hearing Song Pu's words, he said to Song Lingyun: "You are taking a rest today, so you can accompany your brother."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Song Lingyun's reaction, he left with the guards.

Song Lingyun had no choice but to stand where he was, looking at Song Pu from a distance, and then looked away.

Song Pu trotted over quickly, and shouted flatteringly: "Brother, you look extraordinarily handsome and handsome today, you must have fascinated another girl in the street?"

Song Lingyun's face was sullen, and his tone was not very good, "Don't say these things to me, I won't take this kind of thing."

Song Pu patted him on the back, "Don't be angry, I feel the pain when you are angry, and it has been really difficult for more than half a month. We are brothers, how can brothers have an overnight feud? There is no need, right? ?”

Song Lingyun's brows and eyes softened slightly, but he remained silent. Seeing that Song Guogong had disappeared, he raised his foot and continued walking forward.

Song Pu hurriedly followed behind him, talking in a rambling manner: "I know you are angry, and I also know that I was wrong. I was very wrong. I failed my brother's devotion to me and expectations of me. I am simply not People, I am wolf-hearted and ungrateful..."

Song Lingyun suddenly turned his head and glared at him. The look was quite sharp and scared Song Pu, and then he finally heard him say: "Don't scold yourself."

Song Pu's heart suddenly softened, why would there be such a younger brother who accuses his elder brother? He showed a soft and ingratiating smile on his face, "My elder brother loves me very much, and he probably doesn't want me to suffer at all. If I can get my elder brother to show his face With a smile, even if there is pain in my heart, it will disappear without a trace."

Song Lingyun stopped and stared at him.

Song Pu raised his face, still with a flattering and slightly bright smile on his face, "Brother."

Song Lingyun let out a "puchi", smiled, and said, "Is this okay?"

Song Pu said pleasantly: "Brother, you really laughed!"

Song Lingyun said: "Why do you suffer? How did His Majesty torture you today?"

Song Pu saw that his eyes were heavy and there were traces of anger, so he said quickly: "Your Majesty didn't torture me very much today, it's just that I talk too much, which only increases my annoyance."

Song Lingyun said: "Since there is bitterness in my heart, I must have been wronged, so why bother to argue."

The only person who can wrong my younger brother is that person, presumably that person has done something excessive.

Thinking of this, Song Lingyun's expression turned ugly again.

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty is going to give me a gem today, bro, it's sapphire, blue! It's so big!"

He made a circle with his finger and thumb, "Do you know how valuable this gemstone is?"

Song Lingyun said: "You are stupid for reading sage books. Gems of this size are not rare. If you want them, I will find them for you. Why make such a fuss."

Song Pu said: "Because it was rewarded by His Majesty, oh yes, I still have to work hard for a while, brother, you see, Your Majesty has seen my hard work, Your Majesty is really kind, I can Serving by his side is simply a blessing that has been cultivated in three lifetimes."

Song Lingyun frowned, turned around and left.

Song Pu: "Brother——"

Song Lingyun didn't give him a chance to please him this time, he walked quickly and then disappeared, even Song Pu couldn't catch up.

Song Pu exhaled and said to himself, "I'm really not human."