I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

That Mr. Qian didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe. Under the expectant eyes of everyone, he walked onto the stage gracefully, took a sip of water, and began to tell a story. He looked young, his face was as white as jade, his eyes were clear, Looking tender, he deliberately grew a beard, which made him a little more mature, but his voice was round and thick, and his speech was full of air.

Tan Taiyi looked downstairs, saw the storyteller, and said flatly: "That's all."

Song Pudao: "Your Majesty is well-informed and knowledgeable. I take it for granted, thinking that Your Majesty will like it."

Tantai Yi said: "It's all here, I want to hear what he is capable of."

After that, he stopped talking.

Song Pu felt that someone had pulled his sleeve. He looked down and saw that it was Xie Nuoyu who was pulling him. He looked at Xie Nuoyu with questioning eyes. Xie Nuoyu shook his head at him and even compared him under the table. After making some gestures, Song Pu looked at it for a long time, but he didn't understand!

Xie Nuoyu glanced at him helplessly, but said nothing.

Although Song Pu has only vague and unreal memories of Mr. Qian, and has never actually come to a restaurant to listen to his storytelling, he is indeed very capable. Immediately immersed in it.

But after a while, someone kicked him under the table again, which startled him.

Tantai Yi noticed his strange movement, turned to look at him, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Song Pu opened his mouth and was about to speak when someone kicked him again. Song Pu resisted the desire to look down to see who kicked him. Facing Tantai Yi's question, he innocently said: "I just saw a bug After flying over, I hid back and let it fly over."

After hearing this, Tantai Yi laughed, "Song Qing is afraid of insects?"

Song Pu said embarrassingly: "I'm a little scared, and I've been scared since I was a child. My mother said that I am as timid as a girl's family."

Tantai Yi found it interesting to hear it, and the smile on his face became more real, "That's wrong, everyone has something to be afraid of, even lonely people are no exception."

Song Pu was about to ask, but suddenly remembered Shen Yonghe's words, he held back immediately, his face blushed slightly, and said: "...Your Majesty understands me so much, I am very happy."

Tantai Yi looked at his face quietly, and said softly: "It's getting late, go back to the palace."

Back in the palace, Tantai Yi remembered to ask Song Pu: "A request from Song Qing alone, has Song Qing thought about what she wants?"

Song Pu blushed, his eyes flickered, and he looked guilty and embarrassed, "I... I don't know if I should speak or not."

Tan Taiyi said: "Why can't you say anything, what Song Qing wants, as the king of a country alone, can't you afford it?"

After listening to Song Pu, he believed it, summoned up his courage and said, "I wonder if Your Majesty...can you reward me with a piece of clothing?"

Tantai Yi: "..."

Cao Xi next to him wanted to jump out and shout presumptuously, but the foot that had just been stretched out slowly retracted. Now that Lord Song has been favoring him constantly in front of His Majesty, he made both of them annoyed by saying it. , let's just shrink our heads and watch.

Tan Taiyi raised his eyebrows slightly, his golden eyes glowed faintly, with a bit of inquiry, "Whose clothes does Song Qing want?"

Since he wants to blow Emperor Dog's rainbow fart for a long time, he has to fake it for real, at least treat Emperor Dog as an idol... So it doesn't seem too much to ask for a piece of clothing...?

Song Pu blushed and said, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty's, I want a piece of His Majesty's clothes, so that when I can't see His Majesty, I can also think about others and relieve my worries."

Tantaiyi saw that his eyelashes were trembling slightly and his face was blushing, for some reason, his cheeks also became hot, his mouth and tongue became dry, but it didn't show on his face, he was still calm and calm, "Song Your request is really bold."

Song Pu lowered his head deeply, "I don't know why, but I can't help but have this thought. If I offend Your Majesty, please forgive me, I just...just..."

As if he was too ashamed to speak, he fell silent.

Tantaiyi slid his Adam's apple a few times before saying: "Since Song Qing wanted it, Gu gave it to Song Qing, but...Song Qing should not do anything disrespectful to Gu's clothes. If Gu Ruo knows, Gu, Gu will be sure." will punish you severely."

Song Pu suddenly raised his eyes when he heard this, his black and white eyes were full of surprises, so they shone with dazzling light, "Thank you for your gift! I will take good care of it, and I will never let your majesty down!"

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing, let's go back first, I will send someone together with my apology to the Duke's Mansion."

Song Pu thanked him gratefully again, and then left the palace with Xie Nuoyu and the others.

It was only after going outside that Song Pu dared to ask the two of them, "Which one of you kicked me in the restaurant?"

Xie Nuoyu lowered her head and said, "It's me."

Song Pu asked, "Why did you kick me?"

Xie Nuoyu raised his head to look at him, "You acted like you were addicted to Mr. Qian's storytelling in front of His Majesty, so that His Majesty saw it and wanted to kill Mr. Qian. Isn't it in vain for you to talk so much?"

After hearing this, Song Pu understood Xie Nuoyu's deep meaning. After being embarrassed for a while, he sighed, "I didn't expect this."

He has a thick skin, and he doesn't feel ashamed to blow fart to the dog emperor in front of Xie Nuoyu and Chang Jiangming, but he always feels a little embarrassed when facing them afterwards. Fortunately, if he really asked him to kill Mr. Qian, I would take my life."

Chang Jiangming still had lingering fears when he thought of the scene at that time. He said: "Apu, now His Majesty has been extraordinarily gracious to you and made exceptions for you several times. I really understand that no one will ever forget you! A lot of peach blossom wine, I will also give you a few jars, don't refuse, I'm stupid and can't speak, I will help you if I have more in the future, just let me do my best."

Song Pu asked: "Why do you send wine? Can't you send some storybooks?"

Chang Jiangming was taken aback, then smiled, and said slyly: "I have a lot of story books, and that...that picture, you know, is my treasure, I will give it to you."

Song Pu replied with a wicked smile, "Brother Jiang Ming understands me!"

Just as Chang Jiangming was about to say something, Xie Nuoyu suddenly stretched out his hand, held Song Pu's hand tightly and said, "Apu, please, don't praise us in front of Your Majesty again."

Song Pu: "..."

After Song Pu left, Tan Taiyi went back to the study, the little eunuch who served him refilled a cup of hot tea, unexpectedly he drank it up quickly, and then refilled it for him a few times tremblingly, and drank it all in one gulp.

Tan Taiyi's expression didn't look good at the moment, Cao Xi asked tremblingly: "I don't know what worries your Majesty has, if you don't dislike Nu, you can talk to Nu, I will do my best to relieve Your Majesty's worries."

Tantai Yi said: "What do you know! Give Gu Gun, give Gu Gun all."

This time, he didn't throw anything casually at Cao Xi. Cao Xi vaguely felt that Master Song should have something to do with Tantai Yi's unhappiness. However, Master Song was fine before he left.Cao Xi was puzzled, but he couldn't think of a reason, so he could only leave the study with the little eunuch who was serving him in fear.

The old eunuch's voice sounded, "What's your majesty's trouble?"

"Uncle Qin, I feel strange." Tantai Yi said in a muffled voice.

The old eunuch was elusive, and at this moment, he did not know when he appeared beside Tantai Yi, "But for Mr. Song?"

Tantai Yi was speechless.

The old eunuch said: "If your majesty likes it, you can make him a concubine, so that he can be with you all the time, and your majesty's troubles will be easily solved."

Tantai Yi said: "Uncle Qin, Gu is not manly! Gu likes women."

The old eunuch said: "Your Majesty, why should you deceive yourself? For three years, Your Majesty has never accepted a concubine, the harem is empty, and he has never had any heirs. How can you look like you like women?"

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly, and said: "Those women have bad intentions, don't they know that they are alone? In their eyes, loneliness is just a ladder, but a springboard. What they value is only the dragon chair under the lonely seat, the lonely throne, who is it?" If you know Gu, you will treat Gu as a fool, Gu will not do what they want, and Gu will not give them what they want."

In front of the old eunuch, he made no secret of his unreasonable troubles.

The old eunuch asked: "Then His Majesty will always have a crown prince. If your Majesty does not accept a concubine, how can he be a crown prince?"

Tantai Yi said: "I don't know."

He didn't know what he thought of, narrowed his slender golden eyes, and said coolly: "Anyway, this emperor shouldn't be lonely, and lonely is not rare, and he doesn't care whether there is a heir or not."

The old eunuch said: "Your Majesty, be careful!"

Tan Taiyi's tone softened a little, "I only speak these words to Uncle Qin alone, so Uncle Qin should just talk nonsense alone."

The old eunuch sighed, and said, "Your Majesty's troubles are Mr. Song, right?"

Tantai Yi paused for a while before saying: "I...I don't know."

His slender fingers covered his face, revealing only a pair of golden eyes with thick lashes and slightly drooping, "Gu loves Song Qing, I think he understands Gu very well, and his respect and love for Gu does not seem to be fake, Gu does have some reactions that shouldn't be there , even wishful thinking, but it shouldn't be, it's not good to be a man, why on earth?"

The old lady listened to his words, but didn't know how to answer, and after a while, she said: "Your Majesty... from the heart."

Not long after Song Pu returned home, the rewards from the palace also came down.

The Duke's Mansion was immediately ebullient, because Cao Xi personally delivered the gift.

Song Pu looked at the rewards, in addition to the unique copybooks of various calligraphers, there are also various ancient books. For a scholar, it must be a heavy gift, but for Song Pu, a small citizen who loves money like his life,...it is nothing. use.

Besides, Tantai Yi also sent a picture of a tiger descending the mountain, drawn by himself, with an inscription and a jade seal. If it is sold, it must... probably not be sold.

Finally, it was the clothes on Cao Xi’s tray. Cao Xi was in a very complicated mood, but he still had a kind smile on his face, "Master Song, these are old clothes that His Majesty rewarded you. Please take good care of them, Mr. Song. Yikuxiu Niang wove it day and night, although His Majesty only wore it once, but the materials are extremely precious, I hope Lord Song will cherish it."

Song Pu said: "This is nature!"

After Cao Xi left, Song Lingyun flipped through those ancient books and was surprised, "Your Majesty actually gave you so many unique copies. What kind of ecstasy did you give him so that you can get something out of his hands?"

As soon as these words came out, Song Pu became curious, "Why do you say that?"

Song Lingyun said: "There's nothing to say, it's just that no one can call him a reward. In the past few years, you are still the first one."

I don't know what I thought of, and I said to Song Pu with some dissatisfaction: "Why do you make such a fuss, it's good now, he values ​​you so much, how can I mediate and get you out?"

Song Pu lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Then you don't have to fish me out. I think His Majesty the Emperor is very good. I like to serve by his side."

Song Lingyun stretched out his hand and tapped his forehead, "What kind of ecstasy were you given that you thought he was good? Who was the one who was scared sick before?"

Song Pu looked at Song Lingyun with complicated emotions. The brother Song Lingyun valued so much was long gone, and because of this, the better Song Lingyun treated him, the more guilty he was, "...Brother, don't worry about me, I I am no longer who I used to be, but now I am Niu Gulu Songpu, and that kind of thing will never happen again."

Song Lingyun was so angry that he had nothing to say, the two brothers stalemate for a while, Song Lingyun opened his mouth first: "Didn't His Majesty also give you something, open it and have a look."

Song Pu listened, and then he focused on the tray covered with red silk. He reached out and lifted the red silk, revealing the contents inside.

Song Lingyun saw it, hesitation and astonishment appeared on his face, "...what is this?"

Song Pu was also taken aback for a moment, he stretched out two fingers, clamped the collar of the collar and slowly lifted it up, and said blankly: "... obscene clothes, obscene trousers?"

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A Gou: I just took it off. Is it a surprise or a surprise?