I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

The life experience of the current monarch of Daliang, Tantai Yi, is actually not a secret among the upper class of the nobles. His biological mother is a princess from the northern region who came to Liang. , are born fighters.

Although I don't know whether the rumors are true or not, Tantai Yi, who is of foreign blood, has great power just like the rumored Northerners. He is tall and slightly thin, and his appearance is rich and beautiful. No one who surpasses his force value will despise him.

What's more, he just showed his hand in front of Song Pu. Song Pu has no doubt that his head will be shot off by his arrow, and he may be carried away by the feather arrow for a few meters just like the scene of a car accident.

He was really scared, his legs were limp, and he was also worried that if he hid, he would only annoy him, so he trembled like a little quail caught in the cold wind, shrunk his neck slightly, and said in a terrified and humble way: "Your Majesty, His Majesty?"

Tantaiyi looked at him, Song Pu had red lips and white teeth, a pair of black pupils were like obsidian, shining brightly under the sun, Tantaiyi likes shiny things, and usually treasured a lot of glazed agate beads and gemstones, now a Look, Song Pu's terrified eyes are just as good as those glazed agates.

Tantaiyi stared at Song Pu, narrowed his light golden slender eyes slightly, with a bit of scorching light, "Song Qing is afraid?"

Dog Emperor!are you crazy!

Song Pu wanted to scold in his heart, but his face still had an expression of sincerity and fear, and even a drop of cold sweat slipped quietly from his forehead.

At some point, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back, soaking his clothes.

Facing Tantai Yi's answer, he didn't know how to answer, and saw the other party deflected the bow and arrow. The next second, the feathered arrow pierced through the air like the previous arrow, and shot through the target like the previous arrow. The first feather arrow broke in two and was firmly nailed to the tree trunk.

The arrow was only in an instant, and even Tantai Yi's gaze was still on Song Pu, but he was able to shoot through the bull's-eye with such precision. Song Pu couldn't help but marvel at such force and control.

... Although this emperor dog is a dog, it does have some abilities, so it's a pity not to go to the battlefield.

"I haven't seen Song Qing for a few months, but my courage is getting weaker and weaker. I need to practice more in the future." Tan Taiyi said, throwing the big bow casually, and the eunuch Cao Xi hurriedly caught it. The big bow was heavy, Cao Xi said. Xi Du almost couldn't hold it, but the two little eunuchs beside him helped him to hold the big bow upright so that it wouldn't fall to the ground.

Song Pu wiped the cold sweat off his brow, squeezed out a smile, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty's words are very true. I must practice my courage a lot in the future, so as not to disappoint Your Majesty."

The expression on Tantaiyi's face restrained a little, he stared at Song Pu's drooping head for a while, and said: "I see Song Qing has been staring at Gu's bow, but you want to try it out?"

Tantai Yi's voice was gorgeous, a bit lazy, but a bit gentle, which easily made people feel relaxed.

But Song Pu didn't dare to relax, he organized his words very quickly in his mind, and said cautiously: "I am just thinking, in the whole world, I am afraid that only your majesty can draw that precious bow. If I get used to it, probably Broken tendons may not be able to draw that big bow."

The corners of Tantaiyi's lips curled up, revealing a joyful smile, he reached out and took the bow from Cao Xi's hand, and slightly shook it in his hand, and said in a hoarse voice: "This bow It is called Shooting the Sun, and it is the national treasure of the Northern Territory. It takes 29 stones of strength to pull it open. With it, it is said that the sun in the sky can be shot down. In the whole world, only one person can pull the Sun Shooting Bow."

Song Pu noticed the joy in his voice, a white light flashed in his mind, he vaguely caught something, and before he had time to think about it, his mouth moved by himself, "This shows that His Majesty is very talented, not extraordinary, but the chosen one. It is my good fortune to have His Majesty here, the blessing of Great Liang!"

A trace of astonishment flashed in the depths of Tantaiyi's pupils, and he suddenly laughed again, showing his white teeth, "Song Qing really thinks that being alone is the blessing of Liang, the blessing of Liang?"

Song Pu's forehead had cold sweat slipping into his eyes. He narrowed his eyes slightly, but he didn't dare to wipe them off. He just followed Tantai Yi's words and continued: "Really, it's more real than real gold. With Your Majesty, one day other countries will come Offender, Your Majesty holds this bow in hand, and takes the enemy's head from thousands of miles away. The enemy's dragons have no leader, and they will definitely be defeated without fighting! It does not need to spend a single soldier to defeat the enemy's morale, but also saves the people from the suffering of war. Why isn't Your Majesty the good luck of Daliang, the blessing of Daliang?"

No one likes to be flattered, even Tantai Yi, the cruel and innocent tyrant in the original book, is also very comfortable being flattered by this flattery, "What Song Qing said is very true, if the officials in the court are like Song Qing With such understanding, Gu doesn’t need to spend time in the harem anymore.”

He said, looking down at Song Pu with his head drooping, and said softly: "Song Qing has been ill for several months, but she is much more articulate."

Song Pu bowed again, lowered his figure, and the sincerity in his words almost overflowed, "What I say is from the bottom of my heart, there is absolutely no exaggeration."

Tan Taiyi smiled and said: "Song Guogong has taught a good son."

He looked at Song Pu a few more times, and said: "Song Qing can look up at Gu in the future, Gu must look into Song Qing's eyes."

Look at the eyes?why?Song Pu was puzzled, but raised his face obediently, and met Tantai Yi's eyes.

Tantaiyi looked at his eyes that were as clear as water, and there was a burst of fresh joy in his mind, he called: "Cao Xi."

Cao Xi hurried forward, "What orders does Your Majesty have?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Preparing the banquet, I just want to invite all the ministers to enjoy the dance."

Cao Xi hurriedly agreed.

Tan Taiyi took one last look at Song Pu, and said: "What Song Qing said today, I will keep it in my heart, and I will ask Gu to look at your heart later."

After saying that, he lifted his foot and left.

Seeing Tantai Yi leave, Song Pu heaved a sigh of relief, his body that had been tense just now also lost strength due to the sudden relaxation, and fell to the ground all of a sudden.

The escorts who had been watching by the side hurried over.

The lead escort is Li Zongyi, the eldest son of the General's Mansion, who is also 19 years old. He is the most courageous and good at martial arts. Emperor Ren usually plays with him a lot. The two often compete in martial arts. Of course, they all lose , maybe he didn't dare to beat Emperor Ren.However, he seemed to be favored on the surface, but he also offended Emperor Ren, received the cane punishment, and was bedridden at home for a few days.

It can be said that almost none of the escorts present was not punished, but compared to those palace maids and eunuchs who were beaten to death, they were not bad, at least they did not die.

On the other hand, "Song Pu", who has been safe and sound, served by the dog emperor's side for a month, only fell ill from fright, and did not suffer any physical damage.

Li Zongyi is old and has the demeanor of a big brother. He first pulled Song up, and then offered psychological condolences, and finally said: "How dare you talk to Your Majesty so much, talk less and make less mistakes, if you offend Your Majesty What should I do?"

Song Pu nodded, with a smile on his face, "I panicked too, I don't even know what my mouth is saying."

"Fortunately, His Majesty is in a good mood today. If you said something wrong, I probably won't bother with you." Li Zongyi and the others were far away, and they didn't know what they said, so it was normal to be worried. A group of dancers, the dancing skills are extraordinary, very good. Your Majesty spends the past few days enjoying the dances in the harem every day, and you can feast your eyes when you come today."

Song Pu couldn't be in the mood to enjoy the dance, but Tantai Yi hosted a banquet, he had to attend if he didn't want to, and he couldn't refuse.

After a while, a young eunuch came to invite him. Li Zongyi and the others probably had participated in many times and were familiar with it. Knowing that this was the first time for Song Pu, they specially found him a seat in the front row where he could watch the dance.

Song Pu saw that his seat was only a few steps away from the front seat, and couldn't help but glance at Li Zongyi. He wondered if Li Zongyi was trying to mess with him, but the escorts also sat down in the front row one by one. Scattered with the wind.

Although it was a banquet, in fact there were only a few of them.Not long afterward, Tantai Yi also entered the arena. At this time, he had already changed his clothes and seemed to have taken a bath. When he passed by Song Pu, Song Pu could smell a faint fragrance with water vapor.Song Pu glanced at him, then quickly looked away.

The sound of the musicians blowing, playing and singing sounded, and along with the music, a group of hotly dressed masked women poured in from behind the curtain like a stream of water, and began their performance.

These exotic dancers twisted their slender waists, and their flat stomachs were dotted with bright beads, showing a flamboyant and hot exotic style when they stretched out and retracted.Among them was a dancer who stretched her slender arms lightly, her red tulle fluttering, and approached the young man on the table little by little with the beat of the drum. She tapped the young man's wine glass with her finger, and her eyes were as silky as electricity. She blushed with embarrassment and didn't know where to put her eyes.

Compared with Li Zongyi and the others who were overwhelmed and shy, Song Pu's calm and unmoved appearance highlighted his sense of presence.

In fact, the dances of these dancers are also very good, but they are too soft and soft. He has accepted too many dances of modern Korean girl groups, but prefers the handsome typhoon that is A to bursting. Every move is full of strength. Sensation, is the kind of very handsome sexy.

Of course, he didn't mean to say that the dancers were embarrassed, they were considered people's artists, but he didn't know how to appreciate Ba Liao.

The youthful looks of the escorts who were ashamed to deal with were reflected in Emperor Ren's eyes one by one. He looked at the dancers in the audience casually, and suddenly said: "Cao Xi, pour the wine."

Cao Xi immediately agreed, he picked up a pot of wine, but Tantai Yi reached out to hold it lightly, glanced at Cao Xi with his slender eyebrows, and whispered: "Get drunk in Chunri."

When Cao Xi heard this, he immediately changed another pot and poured a cup for Tantai Yi, then he said, "Cao Xi, pour wine for Song Qing."

Hearing what he said, Song Pu turned his head and took a look, just in time to meet Tantai Yi's eyes, Tantai Yi smiled at him, showing the appearance of a gentle and considerate leader.

But Song Pu knew that it was all fake, and the dog emperor was a psychopath, a pervert! !

He only glanced at it, then avoided his sight, and raised his glass as if drinking. The alcohol content in ancient times was not high, maybe a little bit higher than beer. Song Pu drank two glasses, but there was no obvious reaction. Seeing Cao Xi coming over to pour him wine, he held up his glass and agreed.

Cao Xi poured him a big glass, he raised the glass with both hands, gestured to Tan Taiyi who was seated above, and said very politely and respectfully: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for rewarding the good wine."

Tantaiyi glanced at him, holding the wine glass with his slender and white fingers, shaking it gently, his voice was as gorgeous and hoarse as ever, like a movement played by a high-quality instrument, "Song Qing knows that it is good wine, but this wine is still good. The late emperor’s cellar has been sealed underground for more than twenty years, and now the atmosphere is just right, so it’s best to share it with you.”

Tantai Yi and Song Pu also talked a little more leniently and casually. This change of attitude made Cao Xi, who was serving by his side, see it, and he couldn't help but look at this young man with a very low sense of existence before.

Naturally, Song Pu also felt this kind of attention which was very different from the past. He couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed. He was also very courageous. He actually blew Tantai Yi's rainbow fart for so long, and he almost knelt down and shouted God bless Liang, long live His Majesty the Emperor Years old.

It's too embarrassing, it's too stupid, not only did he get the attention of the other party, but the other party also said to look at his heart later... Oh my god, is he going to develop in the direction of the rainbow fart?

I can't think about it anymore, the more I think about it, the more shame I get, the kind of shame that my toes are about to shrink.

After Cao Xi finished pouring the wine for him, Tantai Yi signaled him to pour the wine for the other teenagers. Knowing that Song Pu had appreciated Tantai Yi's heart, he even asked a young eunuch to wait beside Song Pu to serve the wine.

All the young men present here have been poured with spring drunkenness, some people have already drank it like water, Cao Xi has sharp eyes, and when he sees someone finished drinking, he fills it up in time, it looks like he is trying to manage enough.

Song Pu drank a cup, and soon felt his stomach became hot.

Tan Taiyi said slowly: "Drunk in this spring, the stamina is quite strong, ordinary people pour it down after a glass, it seems that all the gentlemen have a good capacity for alcohol, Chang Qing has already drunk three cups, and he is still not drunk."

He said this, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was admiring the other party, Chang Jiangming, who was called Chang Qing by Tantai Yi, blushed suddenly, and stammered: "I can still drink!"

Tan Taiyi said in a gentle tone: "Then let's drink enough, Cao Xi, pour the wine."

Cao Xi obediently continued to pour wine for Chang Jiangming, and the rest of the people were served by eunuchs, and Song Pu drank several cups unconsciously.

The wine didn't have much energy at the beginning, but it got stronger as it got to the end. Song Pu felt that he was getting drunk, and when the little eunuch poured it again, he refused to drink any more. Then, he splashed a few drops of the large robe on the blanketed floor. cup.

He can drink, but his alcohol quality is not good. He graduated from high school and participated in class dinners. After getting drunk, he regarded the dean as a girl he had a crush on. , asked in a daze: "xxx, why are you bald?" A big embarrassment happened, and a video was shot and spread by his buddies, ruining his fame for the rest of his life.

It can be seen from this how poor his wine quality is, he didn't dare to get drunk casually in this world, and he didn't dare to get drunk even in this strange world where his head would be beheaded at every turn.

If he was drunk, he might commit a crime, and he might die on the spot.

He poured the wine very covertly, no one noticed, and he drank slowly on purpose, so he was in good condition.

But Chang Jiangming, who was praised by Tantai Yi, was already drunk, his face and neck were red, and a dancer tried to seduce him, but he grabbed the tulle and gently pulled it away.

Li Zongyi's eyes were still clear. Seeing that Chang Jiangming was not awake, he reminded him in a low voice. Chang Jiangming just smirked and held hands with the dancer instead.

Not only Chang Jiangming, but Li Zongyi and Song Pu, the others were also drunk and courageous, and quietly touched the little hands of the dancers, causing the dancers to laugh coquettishly.

Tantai Yi didn't seem to have much reaction to this, he didn't even look at the audience, he slightly changed his sitting posture, sat sideways on the chair, and drank in a leisurely manner.

Perhaps because the atmosphere at the scene was getting hotter and hotter, a bold dancer spun around a few times lightly, the bells on her ankles rang, and she approached Tantai Yi like a flower and a butterfly.

Song Pu, who was close, smelled a rich fragrance. He watched the tall dancer step forward, and wondered absently whether it would be the same as in the TV series. The killer, just waiting for the dog emperor to relax for a while and take his dog's life.

He was amused by his own thoughts, and went to look at the superior, and saw that Tantai Yi had already pinched the dancer's slender hands, with a faint smile on his lips, and obvious interest in his eyes.

This expression strengthened the courage of the dancer, she crossed the desk and leaned softly towards Tantai.

However, the smile on the man's lips widened a bit, he gently pinched the dancer's tofu-like fingers, stared at it for a while, and said, "Your hands are pretty."

After finishing speaking, his brows and eyes suddenly turned cold, "Cao Xi, get the hell out of here."

Tantaiyi lost his temper very suddenly, as if he pressed the pause button for the fiery atmosphere, even the musicians paused their performances, Chang Jiangming and the others were all sober, and cold sweat broke out on their foreheads when they realized it , Kneeling on the ground, still don't know what's going on.

Cao Xi rushed over in small steps, he understood the situation at a glance, he called out to the two eunuchs in a high-pitched voice, and tore the dancer away, "You don't want to die, Your Majesty's dragon body is also within your reach?"

Before the dancer came to Liang, she had learned Liang dialect for a few days, and after watching this scene, she realized that she had made a mistake. She knelt on the ground with a plop, begging for mercy in a foreign language that everyone could not understand, her body trembling.

Tantai Yi's slender eyebrows and eyes are full of aggression, but his appearance is rich and gorgeous. When he smiles, he looks like spring flowers blooming, with a bright and dazzling feeling, and like the summer sun, which can easily bring burns to people. Pain, at this time he laughed again, and said to the crowd as if nothing had happened: "Let Gu think about it... well, Master Qingbai of Dali Temple is best at hacking into thousands of cuts. I heard that the criminal law is over, people are still alive, and I yearn for it." It’s been a long time, today I’m going to invite all the ministers to watch the punishment.”

After saying that, his eyes fell on Song Pu again, and he said softly: "Song Qing can live up to this moment, if she faints like last time—"

The lenient and indulgent expression on his face restrained, he stared at Song Pu every word and said: "Gu will punish you."

Song Pu: "..."

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Song Pu: The face of the dog emperor changes as soon as he says it!

The amount of fart in this chapter is too much, I almost knelt down and shouted long live, long live, His Majesty (cover face)