I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

After Song Pu married Tantai Yi, he became the master of the harem, and Tantai Yi gave him the Phoenix seal.

There is an old nanny who asked Song Pu about the duties of Queen Song Pu, and when Song Pu heard it, his eyes went numb. He came to fall in love, not to work. How could it be more important than him not marrying Tantai Yi? much.

Immediately, she regretted that she really made Tantai Yi the queen.

Originally, he was a student, and working at Tantai Yi's place every day before was enough for him to work hard, but now meeting Tantai Yi is not considered work, and he is not too tired from social animals, but after living with Tantai Yi, he still needs to The main thing, he is one head and two big.

Turning around to talk to Tantai Yi, Tantai Yi said: "I have no other concubines, only these court ladies and eunuchs are disciplined, Song Qing should be very relaxed, if you are really impatient, there are still a few concubines in the palace, you can Let them share with Song Qing."

Then he thought of Song Pu's identity as a man, and said vigilantly: "...the nurses who are alone with Song Qing are all experienced nurses, and Song Qing can just order them around."

Song Pu complied awkwardly, and then comforted himself that it was nothing serious after all, and asked Tantai Yi: "Since the minister has entered the palace, do you want to visit the Queen Mother?"

Before he entered the palace, he learned about the palace rules and knew that the concubines in the palace, including the empress, need to be at a higher level. Staying in bed, I can't get out of bed very much.

Tantai Yi hehe said: "I should go to see the Empress Dowager, but what kind of Empress Dowager she is, I will give her face alone, Song Qing will not have to go in the future."

Song Pu was worried about his reputation, "Would this be bad? If someone else mentioned it, I might criticize my minister and His Majesty."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing is a man, if you say that men and women are different, you can fool them."

That's right, he is a man after all, so it's not suitable for meeting people like the Queen Mother.

In this way, you can continue to stay in bed confidently.

The joy of lying in bed was multiplied several times because of Tantai Yi who had to get up early and miserably go to the morning.

On the third day, it was the customary return home. Tantai Yi wanted to go back with Song Pu, and Song Pu was afraid that he would quarrel with Song Lingyun, so he said, "I'd better go back by myself. Your Majesty takes care of everything every day, so don't waste it in this kind of place." It's time."

Tan Taiyi frowned and said: "How can it be a waste of time to go back with Song Qing? Song Qing don't say any more, the lonely will has been decided, and the lonely will go."

In this way, Song Pu said nothing more.

Before Song Lingyun spoke harshly and asked for double the dowry, Tantai Yi really couldn't afford it, because the first emperor married his wife when Liang Guo was the richest, and there was a huge battle, even after more than [-] years, If you want to ask the oldest person in Yanjing who gave the most betrothal gifts, no matter who it is, they will only say that the first emperor married. It can be seen how much red makeup shocked the people of Yanjing back then.

Of course, Tantai Yi is very face-saving, and he will never say such a thing if he can't get it out, so he can't lose in the battle. Except for Queen Chunyuan's dowry and dowry, the rest of the private treasury is basically fully accounted for. On the betrothal gift, not only that, but also used a lot of real gold and silver to make up the number, so he made the same posture as the late emperor, only Tantai Yi knew that it was not as valuable as the late emperor.

With so much blood, Tantai Yi didn't feel heartbroken, she was so heartbroken that she didn't sleep all night, but then she thought, even though the private treasury was confessed, Song Qing still wanted to take it back to the palace for Song Qing, After rounding it up, it fell back into his pocket. Thinking about it this way, he became happy again.

It's just that it is imminent to get the southern border, he can't stand being so poor!

But now he didn't want to do this kind of thing, he followed Song Pu back to the Duke's mansion arrogantly.

He lowered his proud head slightly in front of everyone, and called Song Guogong and Song mother very affectionately: "Yuezhang, mother-in-law, I have come to visit you alone."

Well, the son said that being a queen is true, and the emperor has become their "son-in-law". It is also right to bear him as his father-in-law and mother-in-law, but facing Tantai Yi's sun-like, almost dazzling beauty, the husband and wife can't help it. Both of them trembled in their hearts. There was always a sense of unreality like dreaming. Why did the emperor take a fancy to their son?

In the final analysis, she should still be happy, Mother Song was the first to respond: "Your Majesty, come in quickly, my wife has already prepared a table of wine and food, and I will wait for Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi felt that this address was inappropriate, so he said: "Mother-in-law can call Gu Yuanyu, if you call him Your Majesty again, it will be a birthright."

Song's mother glanced at Song Guogong, saw him nodded slightly, and then smiled and called: "Yuan Yu."

Tantaiyi seemed to remember something when he heard Song's mother calling, and turned his head to look at Song Pu. Song Pu was facing Song Lingyun's scrutinizing gaze at this time, and avoided his gaze under pressure. Tantaiyi's eyes fell When he was on him, he noticed it, raised his eyelids slightly, and looked at each other. A faint question appeared in Song Pu's eyes, "What does your majesty see the minister for?"

Tan Taiyi narrowed his eyes and said: "Song Qing has been an orphaned empress for three days, why do you still call her your majesty?"

Song Pu was taken aback, and said, "Isn't the minister used to calling you Song Qing?"

Tantai Yi: "..."

Three days into their marriage, neither of them noticed anything wrong with their address.

Tan Taiyi didn't care about the presence of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and tried his best to act as the majesty of the head of the family, and said solemnly: "In the future, Song Qing will be called Gu Yuanyu, don't call him Your Majesty, and call you Song Qing..."

He got stuck, "... How about calling Song Qing Qingqing alone?"

Song Pu: "..."

Damn, Song Pu couldn't help laughing at this title.

Tantai Yi said angrily: "What is Song Qing laughing at?"

Song Pu held back his laughter, and said solemnly: "I didn't laugh at anything, let's not talk about this matter, let's go in first, and the food will be cold if we talk about it."

Tantai Yi then stopped the sound.

On the contrary, seeing the harmonious and easy-going attitude of the two of them, the Song family knew that their relationship should be very good, so they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Thanks to Tan Taiyi who said he was marrying a wife, he didn't really dress Song Pu up like a woman. He even changed his wedding dress when he got married, and acted like a man, which won the great favor of Song's mother. there is none left.Looking at Tan Taiyi again, he regarded him as his own son-in-law sincerely. After serving the table, Song's mother took the brunt of it and said to Song Pu: "Apu, why don't you hurry up and serve your husband with vegetables. I really pampered you at home. Even Neither cloth nor cabbage."

Song Pu: "..."

He picks up the chopsticks numbly, picks up vegetables for Tantai Yi, "Your Majesty, eat the vegetables."

Tan Taiyi looked at him thoughtfully, "Perhaps Song Qing can be called Gu Husband."

Song Pu: "?"

He blinked his eyes and said: "At the beginning when I called Your Majesty, His Majesty wanted to throw me out, but now I am calling my Majesty, is Your Majesty serious?"

Tantai Yi said: "Then you have to shout in the tone of your mother-in-law. If you choke your throat and make a strange voice like a woman, I'm afraid I will have nightmares at night."

Song Pu: "..."

Mother Song's eyes became more benevolent when she heard this, and she looked at Song Pu again, her tone suddenly became a little harsher, "Apu, since you are married to His Majesty... Yuan Yu, you must take good care of him, and you have to change your address as soon as possible." , if others hear you and call your husband His Majesty, isn’t it to make others laugh if you spread the word?”

Song Pu: "..."

My mother is not my real mother anymore.

Song Pu had no choice but to change his words, "Husband, husband."

At this time, he felt embarrassed, Song Pu's face burned up as soon as Song Pu finished speaking, and he quickly lowered his head and took a sip of water to suppress the burning heat in his heart.

Tan Taiyi began to feel that the sound of "husband" was very pleasant, his eyes flashed with joy, and said: "From now on, you can call Gu Husband, and Gu call you Qingqing."

Song Pu felt awkward, but it was hard to say anything at this time, so he had to keep silent.

Tantai Yi said: "Qingqing, hurry up and continue serving Gu's dishes, Gu wants to taste the Wu'er soup."

Song Pu: "..."

He dared to seize the opportunity to order him.

Song Pu obediently served him dishes.

Song's mother rolled her eyes with joy, and whispered to Song Guogong next to her, "I think they have a very good relationship."

Song Guogong also deeply agrees.

Only Song Lingyun's eyes were heavy, he didn't speak, and after sitting for a while, he put down his chopsticks and said calmly: "I feel a little uncomfortable, so I'll step back first."

Mother Song asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

Song Lingyun said a few perfunctory words, took one last look at Tantai Yi and Song Pu, and got up to leave.

Leaving alone would not affect anything, but Song Pu was still a little worried, and found a reason to leave with Song Lingyun.

Tantaiyi was a little irritable, but Song's mother pulled him to talk, and it was not easy to leave, so she could only watch them go away.

That Song Lingyun, really annoying!

He didn't eat much, so he couldn't wait to find Song Pu. When he saw him, the first thing he said was: "What did you do and what did you say to Song Lingyun when you went to find Song Lingyun? Tell Gu Yi one by one."

Song Pu said helplessly: "What else can I say, it's natural to praise His Majesty, I hope my elder brother can like Your Majesty as much as I do."

Tan Taiyi listened, his expression relaxed, and then he snorted again, and said: "I don't need him to like it, why should Song Qing bother."

Song Pu said: "Peace is the most important thing, Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi narrowed his eyes, and said: "You call Gu Your Majesty again? What did Gu Fang say?"

"Uh..." Somp paused for a moment before saying, "Husband?"

Tan Taiyi nodded in satisfaction, "Song Qing speaks normally, calling Gu Husband is very pleasant, so don't call Gu in a strange way from now on."

When there were only the two of them left, it was not so embarrassing to call her husband. Hearing what he said, Song Pu rolled his eyes, and a sly smile curled up on the corner of his lips. Said: "Husband?——Is this what His Majesty said?"

Tantai Yi: "..."

He shuddered uncontrollably.