I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

"Brother, are you dying?!" Song Pu's voice was hurried, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Song Lingyun said: "You haven't answered me yet."

Song Pu was breathless and speechless, Song Lingyun stared at him, "Is it so difficult to answer me?"

Song Pu then said: "Brother, I think you may have misunderstood something, I—"

Before he finished speaking, Tantai Yi's voice came over, "What are you doing? Why did you delay for so long?"

Song Pu stopped abruptly, looked back in fear, and saw Tantai Yi standing behind him, looking at them with a little dissatisfaction on his face.

Song Pu took a deep breath and looked at Song Lingyun, "...I have kept His Majesty waiting for a long time by saying a few words to my elder brother."

Song Lingyun adjusted the saddle, and said to Tantai Yi: "Your Majesty, please get on the carriage."

Tan Taiyi glanced at Song Pu, and said with concern: "Song Qing and Gu come in, don't catch the cold."

Song Pu wanted to finish what he had just said to Song Lingyun, so he politely declined: "I haven't seen my brother for several months, I want to chat with my brother about the family, I hope your Majesty will understand and allow me to accompany my brother. "

When Tan Taiyi heard this, he frowned slightly, and said: "Song Qing and General Song will have some time to talk about family affairs after they go back, so why rush for this time?"

Song Pu: "...Although this is the reason, I still want to talk to my elder brother."

Hearing that he insisted on this, Tan Taiyi paused for a moment, and said in a calm tone: "Since Song Qing wants to talk to General Song, then let's talk, and you don't need anyone to accompany you."

After finishing speaking, he retracted his head and lowered the heavy curtain.

Song Pu couldn't care less about Tantai Yi's temper at the moment, he sat next to Song Lingyun, looked back at the heavy curtain, and said in a low voice, "Brother, Your Majesty and I are not what you think, Your Majesty Be nice to me, don't be a fool."

Song Lingyun gave a soft "drive" sound, started the horse, and said to Song Pu indifferently: "It's windy outside, if you don't want to catch cold, go in."

Song Pu was anxious, "Brother, did you listen to me?"

Song Lingyun twitched the corners of his lips, the sound of the wind shattered his voice, "I'm listening."

Song Pu's cheeks were flushed by the cold wind. He was indeed very cold at the moment, his neck was shrunk, as long as a little skin was exposed, it would be cracked by the wind, but now he was so scared by Song Lingyun , the physical pain has become an insignificant thing, "Then have you listened? Everything I said is the truth, and I didn't lie to you."

Song Lingyun nodded and said, "You mean to help the emperor?"

Song Pu was so frightened that he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, "Brother, keep your voice down, don't say it."

Song Lingyun stretched out his hand to pinch his hand, and said in a low voice: "If you go around this road, there will be a cliff. Your majesty's martial arts skills are world-class, and I know that I am invincible, but if the car overturns into the cliff, your majesty may have to spread his wings to escape. birthday."

Song Pu pissed in fright, Song Lingyun really wanted to kill the king!His cheeks that were flushed from the blow turned pale immediately, "Brother!"

Song Lingyun looked at him anxiously, the corners of his lips curled up, and smiled, "Apu, you understand, I never joke, if you want to kill the king, this is the only opportunity right now, see if I will seize it .”

Somp didn't know!He still doesn't know why Song Lingyun has such an idea!Even if it is known that he is having an affair with Tantai Yi, it is not out of the ordinary to have the idea of ​​killing the king, but if you really want to practice this idea, isn't it... Isn't this crazy! ?

Song Pu knew that he shouldn't think so, but at this moment he was shocked that he had only this thought.

He was shivering in the cold wind, not knowing what to do at all, Tantai Yi opened the curtain and said heavily: "Have you guys had enough talking outside?"

Song Pu's eyes were almost red, "Your Majesty, I haven't finished speaking yet, let me talk to my elder brother for a while!"

Tan Taiyi had no idea that someone was trying to kill him, so he was so jealous at this moment, "Song Qing talks so much to elder brother, why is she dumb in front of Gu?"

Seeing that Tantai Yi was still messing around at this time, his scalp was about to explode, Song Pu begged, "Your Majesty, go in first, what should I do if I get caught in the cold?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Gu's body is far stronger than Song Qing's. Song Qing is more worried about herself than worrying about Gu. Come in quickly, Gu Yu condescends to make tea for you. If you don't drink it, Gu will be annoyed."

Song Pu: "..."

He was suffocated, and he didn't dare to see Song Lingyun's expression. He took a breath and said to Song Lingyun, "Brother, wait for me, I'll go have a cup of hot tea first."

After finishing speaking, before Song Lingyun could respond, he got into the carriage.

"Your Majesty! Can you give me some space? Your Majesty will make trouble if I talk to my elder brother in a common way!" Song Pu said to Tantai Yi.

Tan Taiyi was also annoyed after hearing this, "When did Gu make trouble?! Gu didn't know that Gu cared about Song Qing and became trouble in Song Qing's mouth? Song Qing didn't like drinking tea, so forget it, and dare to treat Gu Yelling! How unreasonable!"

After finishing speaking, he drank the hot tea he had just poured into his stomach, and said in a sarcastic tone: "Song Qing goes out, what does it matter if she is alone, right and left are not as important as Song Qing's elder brother!"

Song Pu: "..."

old swan!He's about to explode!

Song Pu softened his tone and coaxed: "I don't mean that, I just want your majesty to be considerate and considerate of me. I spend a lot of time with your majesty, but my elder brother only took seven days of family leave, and now three days have passed. He will go to Saibei in four days, and at that time, it will be difficult for me to see him again, your majesty, if you say this, may your majesty understand?"

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly and said: "Song Lingyun is just Song Qing's elder brother, and Gu is Song Qing's man! If there is a man who does not accompany him, but goes to accompany his elder brother, how can Gu not understand? Gu is just not as important as Song Qing's brother, I hate Gu I still love Song Qing on the tip of my heart, after all, I paid for it by mistake!"

Song Pu: "..."

He wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, don't make trouble anymore. I am really tired. Your Majesty has always been tolerant and kind in my heart. For some reason, I have been holding on to my elder brother. I said to Your Majesty." I understand so well, Your Majesty is going to make trouble, I am really tired, Your Majesty, be good, do you still remember that I want to surprise Your Majesty? If Your Majesty doesn’t even give me time to talk to my elder brother, I don’t know how much more the surprise will be. Don't give it to Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi said: "...How dare Song Qing go back on his word?"

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty will make me exhausted by making a scene, and I won't have the energy to prepare surprises. If I force myself to surprise Your Majesty, I'm afraid it will not be satisfactory."

Upon hearing this, Tan Taiyi asked reservedly: "What kind of surprise is Song Qing talking about?"

Song Pu waved to Tantai Yi, "Your Majesty is here."

Tantaiyi lowered his head, and Song Pu whispered something in his ear, Tantaiyi's fair cheeks turned red instantly, and a trace of excitement and hope flashed in his golden eyes, "Is it what I imagined?"

Song Pu lowered his voice and said: "No matter how many ministers can say it, it will not be a surprise. If Your Majesty can be quiet and let the minister and elder brother finish talking, the minister will have the energy to prepare for this surprise."

Tantaiyi slipped his Adam's apple a few times, straightened his sleeves dignifiedly, glanced at Song Pu, and said softly: "It is rare in the world to be as considerate as Gu, so Gu allowed Song Qing to accompany his elder brother instead of Gu. That's going too far."

Are you too good!Song Pu was slandered in his heart, but he was also relieved, and finally comforted Tantai Yi, then turned around and opened the heavy curtain, sat next to Song Lingyun, and began to change people, "Brother..."

Song Lingyun glanced at him, smiled slightly, and said, "It's already here."

When Song Pu heard this, he turned his head and saw that they had turned to a steeper mountain road. On the two-carriage-wide road, there was a mountain wall on one side and a cliff on the other. According to visual estimation, there were still a few miles to go. Seeing this, Song Pu was startled, and said anxiously: "Brother, if you dare, I, I will live and die with Your Majesty!"

There was a cold light in Song Lingyun's eyes, "You're so confused!"

Song Pu relieved his tone, "Brother, I don't know what you saw and what you thought, I just want to make it clear that I am an adult, and all my thoughts are only after careful consideration, Your Majesty. I'm fine, I don't know if you have any necessary reason to dare to say those two words."

Song Lingyun laughed, "I know the answer. I'm with him, can you help him? Then you tell him that I have the intention of treason, how about letting him kill me?"

Song Pu: "..."

His scalp was numb again, Song Lingyun's words made his eyes turn red, "Brother, why are you doing this?"

Song Lingyun glanced at his face, looked away, paused and said, "I'll send you to your grandfather's house to cultivate. If you don't agree, I will seize this opportunity."

Song Pu took a deep breath, speechless, and after a while he said: "You are so despicable."

Song Lingyun said indifferently: "The Song family is full of loyalists, and I'm the only one who is a traitor. The probability is very small, isn't it?"

Once such a rebellious idea appeared, it didn't matter what method he used. After all, he was walking in the heresy of treason and violated the righteous way of monarchs and ministers.

Song Pu felt that Song Lingyun was really going too far, and he was full of words to dissuade him, but he was very pale at this moment, because Song Lingyun's words and expressions were extremely serious, and he really felt that killing Tantai Yi now perfect timing.

Song Lingyun probably wanted to strike the night before yesterday, but it's no secret that Tantaiyi's martial arts is so strong. If he fails to kill him immediately, he is very likely to be killed. That's why Song Lingyun didn't strike. Until now, this Along the way, there is only this opportunity. If you meet the imperial guards, it will be impossible.

Song Pu didn't dare to gamble. He felt that Song Lingyun had gone to extremes at this time, and obedience was the best decision. Thinking of this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a buzzing voice: "I promise you, I will go to my grandfather's house Cultivation, don't be a fool."

Song Lingyun said: "You don't want to be stupid, brother is doing it for your own good."

Song Pu was speechless again. Is this kind of self-righteousness for him really good for him?He resented in his heart, but dared not speak out.

After making compromises like this, Song Lingyun settled down and brought the two of them together with Xiang Wangshan's imperial court.