I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Tan Taiyi paused, narrowed his eyes, and spoke quickly: "Why does Song Qing need to be strangers to Gu, Gu knows that it is Song Qing who is hungry, Song Qing, don't worry, Gu will find you something to eat of."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, bowed his head and said to Song Pu: "Song Qing is waiting here for Gu, don't go away, Gu will go and hunt a prey and come back."

Song Pu watched helplessly as he strode away with his bow and arrow in hand. Before he left, he could still see the faint pink on Tantai Yi's cheeks.

Song Pu couldn't help laughing, and after the others had disappeared, he laughed loudly again, and he stopped laughing until his stomach hurt.

The dog emperor is really cute.

Song Pu thought to himself, the corners of his lips curled up, and he became calm again when he heard the explosion.

Tantaiyi brought back a hare, and Song Pu had also cooked before, so he was no stranger to handling meat, but he was not used to things other than chicken, duck and fish. It took him a long time to clean them up, and then he lit a fire and started roasting. .

During this period, Tantai Yi's stomach growled again, Song Pu held his breath, and said proactively: "It's the minister's stomach growling."

Tantaiyi was slightly annoyed: "Song Qing, hurry up and bake it, don't starve your stomach!"

Song Pu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

At this time, there was another explosion sound, Song Pu stopped laughing, and asked: "Your Majesty sneaked in behind, then who were those bandits beating?"

Tantai Yi said: "It's Gu's confidant and garrison."

Song Pu asked: "Your Majesty went into the mountains yesterday to look for ministers?"

Tan Taiyi nodded reservedly, and said: "Song Qing doesn't know, if I don't see Song Qing for a single day, it will be a burning fire, so I sneaked in to find Song Qing first."

His original plan was to overthrow all the bandits one by one. He never thought that he would be trapped in the deep mountains all night without finding a way out.

It is embarrassing to say this, it is absolutely impossible for him to tell Song Qing!

But how could Song Pu not know that he was lost in the mountains, not only he was lost, but Song Pu was also lost, looking left and right, the scenery was the same, and he didn't know where to go.

Song Pu thought for a while and said: "I know how to tell the direction. In the forest, the growth rings of the trees will appear wider on the south side, and denser on the north side. I guess we have to go south. As long as you keep walking south, you will be able to get out."

After hearing this, Tantaiyi walked to a tree and struck down with one palm, the ancient tree with the thickness of a man's waist fell down, startling a few birds.

Song Pu applauded him from the side, "Your Majesty is like a god, I am so proud of His Majesty!"

Tantai Yi proudly raised his pretty face from any angle, humming and said: "Gu Du didn't use all his strength, he just slapped him casually."

Song Pu ran over, jumped on him, hooked his legs around his waist, gave him a sweet kiss, and smiled at him: "Your Majesty is awesome! This is a reward for Your Majesty!"

Tantaiyi blushed slightly, held Song Pu in his arms and kissed him deeply for a long time, then backed away, and said in a low voice: "Song Qingzui really knows how to speak, Gu also rewards you."

Song Pu laughed, he got off Tantai Yi, and wanted to look at the tree, Tantai Yi also followed, looked at the tree stump, he was not stupid, he pointed in one direction with just one glance, Said: "This is Nan?"

Song Pu said: "It's Nan, we can go out by walking this way."

Tan Taiyi said: "Where did Song Qing know the direction to look at the annual rings?"

Song Pu said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty also knows that I like to read some miscellaneous books, so..."

Before he finished speaking, he could vaguely smell a burning smell, and said anxiously, "Mr. Rabbit!"

Song Pu turned and ran back, picked up the roasted rabbit, blew on it, and breathed a sigh of relief, "It's burnt a little, it's edible."

Tantai Yi frowned when he smelled it, "How can it be so bad?"

Song Pu sniffed it and felt that the smell was good, but there was no seasoning, so it was unavoidably a little fishy. He blew it, stretched out his hand and tore some meat, ate it, and said, "It tastes good."

It smells bad, and it's not as good as the delicacies that Tantai Yi has eaten, but the fat of rabbit meat neutralizes the taste, so the taste is not bad.

Song Pu tore a rabbit leg and gave it to him, "Your Majesty, eat this leg. I tried it just now. The rabbit leg tastes the best."

Tan Taiyi's gaze fell on the rabbit's leg, his Adam's apple slipped a few times unconsciously, and said reservedly: "Since Song Qing insists on eating it alone, I will just take a bite reluctantly."

He loves to be clean, so he took out a clean veil from his pocket, held the rabbit's leg through the veil, and stared at it again, as if he didn't know what to say.

Song Pu had no choice but to take the rabbit's leg with his hand, blew it lightly, and tore off a piece of meat with his hands. Tantai Yi asked, "Did Song Qing wash her hands?"

Song Pu said helplessly: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have washed my hands, look, they are clean."

Tantai Yi then ate the rabbit meat he brought up.

Song Pu asked: "How does it taste?"

Tantai Yi frowned, and said with difficulty: "It's just enough to enter."

Song Pu said: "There is no other way, Your Majesty fills his stomach first, don't starve to death."

Tantai Yi felt an unspeakable emotion in his heart, and told him to silence.

Song Pu continued to feed him meat, watching Tantai Yi obediently eat the rabbit meat he gave him with downcast eyes, he had an inexplicable sense of sight of feeding the little nephew in the kindergarten back then.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing.

Tan Taiyi raised his eyelids and glanced at him, "What is Song Qing laughing at?"

Song Pu said: "I just feel that His Majesty is like a child now."

After hearing this, Tan Taiyi became annoyed, "What does Song Qing mean by this? I'm an orphan in his 20s, how can he look like a child?"

His eyes fell on the rabbit's leg in his hand, and he snorted coldly: "Gu is not hungry, Gu just tastes something new."

Song Pu suppressed his smile, kissed his face from the past, and said, "My good majesty, can you eat these? I still hope that your majesty will protect me. I may not be full, but your majesty must eat it." I'm full, so I can lead my ministers out of King Xiang Mountain together."

After Tan Taiyi heard this, his attitude softened all of a sudden, "So, I will listen to Song Qing once."

But he didn't want Song Pu to feed him anymore, he took the rabbit leg meat himself, and followed Song Pu's example, tearing and eating bit by bit.

With one leg down, Tantai Yi was still not full. He had always eaten a lot, and he never noticed that he glanced at the rest of the rabbit, and Song Pu also consciously sent the rest of the rabbit meat to Tantai Yi. In front of Tai Yi, "I'm already full, why don't you give these to Your Majesty?"

Tantai Yi said: "Song Qing will be full after eating a little?"

What Song Pu said before was not a lie. No one in the village brought him food today. He found food for himself. He was indeed full, so he ran out. He also ran too fast, and he didn’t bring anything to fill his stomach. dry food, "The minister is full, if the minister is hungry, there is His Majesty who can hunt some prey to eat, with His Majesty here, the minister will not starve to death in this deep mountain and old forest, but His Majesty must not be hungry anymore, if His Majesty is hungry, who will eat?" What about hunting prey for the minister?"

After hearing this, Tan Taiyi said dignifiedly and reservedly with a bit of pampering and helplessness: "If Song Qing is not alone by my side, what will I do in the future."

After speaking, he ate the rabbit with a sense of mission and satisfaction.

I think the bandits who came to Xiangwang Mountain have raided the living things in this mountain several times. In such a dense forest, there are very few living things except birds.

Tantai Yi was lucky if he caught a hare, and it would be very difficult to hunt any prey afterwards.

Song Pu didn't expect Xiangwang Mountain to be so big and so winding. They walked south all afternoon, but they didn't see a way out, and they were all mountains when they looked around.

Song Pu and Tantai Yi talked, "Your Majesty, do you know what caused the earth-shaking movement yesterday?"

Tan Taiyi said naturally: "I don't know, left and right are just tricks played by those reckless."

Song Pu said: "It's called gunpowder, Your Majesty, be careful, that thing can explode stones, how can human flesh and blood resist it?"

Tantai Yi said proudly: "So what? Gu can easily split stones."

Song Pu realized that he was really arrogant. After seeing that scene, he still felt indifferent. He became nervous, stopped in his tracks, held Tantai Yi's hand, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, I must be very serious. I want to tell you that if your majesty faces that thing, it is impossible to defeat it, and your majesty must not take it lightly! I know that your majesty is superb in martial arts, and can even drop ten times with one force, just like a god descending from the sky, but the gunpowder is also the fury of thunder , if your majesty confronts him, both sides will suffer. There is only one majesty in this world. No matter what, please take care of your dragon body and don't put yourself in danger..."

He also paused at this point, and said: "Your Majesty came to look for me, and I was very moved, but if His Majesty came to look for me in person, wouldn't it be an opportunity for those who tried to murder His Majesty?"

When Tan Taiyi heard it, he was a little displeased, and said in a low voice: "Song Qing said that she came to look for Song Qing alone, but she actually found out what went wrong?"

Song Pu's tone softened a little, and he said: "I don't mean that, I mean, the bandits on Xiangwang Mountain are obviously aiming at His Majesty, so many people don't want to tie me up, but they just tied me up, and even swaggered out of the city in my carriage. Leaving many clues, this is clearly intended to let His Majesty know where the minister is, and His Majesty is so nervous about the minister, he will definitely come here in person... All signs indicate that the reason that the minister was kidnapped this time was because he wanted to deal with His Majesty, and His Majesty is in a hurry If something goes wrong, what should I do? I have not passed the family...do I want to be a widow before I pass the marriage?"

When Tan Taiyi heard this, he was moved, and reached out to hold Song Pu's hand, and said softly, "It's a carelessness. Fortunately, Song Qing is fine, and the orphan is fine. Song Qing will not be a widow. Song Qing is breaking melons!"

Every time Song Pu heard the word "pogua", he always laughed, and this time he did not unexpectedly laugh.

Just after laughing for a while, he heard a rustling sound, Tantai Yi woke up one step ahead of him, pushed him behind him, quickly set up his bow and arrow, and aimed at the source of the sound.

Soon, the rustling sound was approaching, approaching again, and finally, a slender palm pushed away the bushes.