I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu finally hid under Tantai Yi’s table, the plot is very familiar, if this is a pornographic film, there must be a plot under the table, but unfortunately this is Jinjiang Wen, so Song Pu honestly hid under the table—thank God , This is still a table with a lot of space, covered with a thick curtain, as long as he doesn't move, Tantai Yi won't act like a demon, so he can definitely be fooled.

Song Pu heard his father's footsteps, and immediately, Song Guogong's voice rang out, "Your Majesty, I have something to play."

Song Guogong has always been a model worker at work, and he had no chance to show himself before, but now that Tantaiyi's prodigal son has turned around, Song Guogong is also full of passion, and wants to shine for Tantaiyi, and today he is taking a rest, but he even wants to go to the palace to show his heart as a model worker .

Tantaiyi didn't have so much flair and didn't know how to play in the office. Seeing that Song Qing was hiding well, he turned his attention to Song Guogong, "What does Song Guogong want to play?"

Song Guogong talked about state affairs with Tantai Yi impassionedly.

Song Pu felt sleepy when he heard it, so he leaned against the side of the table to take a rest.

After Song Guogong finished talking about spring plowing in the coming year, he mentioned another matter.

"...Before, the Nu River in Yuzhou had been flooded, causing floods and displaced the people of Yuzhou. Now it is very cold. I heard that Yuzhou is closed with heavy snow. I am afraid that the cold winter will dissipate and the Nu River will rise again. I suggest that Your Majesty re-strengthen the Nu River dam in case of emergencies."

Tantai Yi said: "I will send someone to deal with this matter alone. Is Song Guogong still busy?"

Song Guogong said: "I still have something to do. Your Majesty doesn't know that the Southwest is full of barbarians. Instead, the people of the Liang Dynasty retreated to three houses. They suffered from the barbarians and did not dare to compete with them. Can your majesty think of a countermeasure, which is to expel the barbarians?" , or move the people of the Southwest back?"

Tantaiyi frowned, according to his thinking, it would be better to send an army to expel those barbarians, but now to be the emperor, he has to be restrained everywhere, he has to consider his reputation and political benefits, to be honest, It's not cheerful at all, and that's what he hates going to court.

Tantai Yi said slowly: "I will send someone to find a solution to this matter."

After finishing speaking, he stared at Song Guogong with piercing golden eyes, "Is Song Guogong still busy?"

There was already some impatience in his eyes, and now he and Song Qing didn't have much time to be together, and Song Guogong suddenly stepped in, which made him feel very unhappy.

However, Song Guogong didn't notice his impatience, his enthusiasm was still high, and he talked to Tantai Yi a lot in a hurry.

The impatience in Tantaiyi's heart suddenly increased exponentially, but Song Guogong's status is extraordinary now, and he is no longer someone he can flirt with. After all, when Song Qing becomes his queen, Song Guogui will be his father-in-law. It's not easy to lose your temper, so you can only suppress it in your heart, and you still have the appearance of a wise monarch on your face.

Song Guogong didn't notice Tantai Yi's impatience, but felt Tantai Yi's great patience. He only felt that Tantai Yi was really a prodigal son, and he was very pleased. He was determined to be a good courtier and not let the emperor down on him. It is!

Song Guogong thought so, and the murals also grew exponentially.

Tan Taiyi's patience gradually ran out, he squeezed his fingers tightly, veins appeared on the back of his hands, he smiled and gritted his teeth and said, "Duke Song is devoted to the country, Gu is very moved, what reward does Duke Song want? Gu will satisfy you."

Song Guogong was interrupted by him, a little bit unfinished, "Your Majesty is joking, I just did my duty as a minister, how dare you ask for rewards, if your majesty wants to reward, why not reward the soldiers who guard the frontier for Daliang in Saibei? I heard that this year In the severe cold, there is a shortage of food in Saibei."

Tan Taiyi said: "What does Song Guogong mean by this? Gu's appropriation this year is twice that of last year, which is enough. Uncle Gu Wang is also in Saibei, how can Gu treat them badly?"

Song Guogong changed his mouth and said: "It's the minister who made a slip of the tongue."

Tantai Yi said: "I'm not so stingy yet... How is Song Guogong's son safe in Saibei?"

Song Guogong said with a smile: "Thank you for your concern, my dog ​​has adapted well in Saibei, but it is difficult for this child to go to Saibei to make contributions."

Tan Taiyi said: "Duke Song, do you have something important to say?"

The meaning of expulsion in his words is obvious, but Song Guogong's remonstrance at this time is too damn superior, his mind is hyperactive for a while, his emotional intelligence has fallen to the bottom, and he didn't notice the expulsion meaning in Tantai Yi's words, and then Started to talk about the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven.

Tantai Yi's patience was exhausted, his fingers were clenched into fists, and he couldn't help but thumped the table.

This time, he got into big trouble. He is really strong and prone to anger. This table was beaten by him often, and the table top was still fragile. This punch immediately became the last straw that broke the camel's back. Hearing a "bang", the whole table fell down.

Song Pu who was under the table was also taken aback, screamed out of shock, and rolled out from under the table. By coincidence, he rolled to Song Guogong's feet.

Song Pu got up, met Song Guogong's eyes, and felt that time was frozen. His cheeks were flushed, his toes were so embarrassed that he could grab a three-bedroom and one living room on the ground, and he was so self-closing that he could die on the spot.

Song Guogong looked at him hesitantly, "...Apu, why are you here?"

Song Pu lowered his head, not daring to look at him.

Tan Taiyi walked down a few steps, and said to Song Guogong calmly: "Song Qing entered the palace to see Gu, Song Guogong didn't know?"

"No—" Song Guogong's eyes fell on Song Pu, his eyes were still hesitant, "Why are you hiding under the table?"

Song Pu was chattering, but before he could say anything, Tantai Yi said in a trembling voice: "Why does Song Guogong have so many questions? I let him hide alone. Why, Song Guogong has an opinion?"

Song Guogong: "..."

Song Guogong said embarrassingly: "Your Majesty misunderstood, how can I have any objection."

It's just that he is also really puzzled, he is not someone who can't be seen, and he is coming, and he wants to hide under the table?

Tan Taiyi finally couldn't bear to drive him away, "Song Guogong is still so diligent in taking a rest today, and he will arrange something for Song Guogong to do when he is alone. What does Song Guogong think?"

Song Guogong naturally said: "It is my honor."

He lowered his head, but his eyes caught a glimpse of a piece of fabric exposed from under Song Pu's cloak. He hesitated for a moment, and couldn't help but stretched out his hand to pull it out, and actually pulled out a whole piece of unlined clothing.

Song Guogong: "..."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu was extremely embarrassed and said nonsense: "Father, it's too hot here..."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Guogong go back first, I still have something to say to Song Qing."

Song Guogong let out a dumbfounded "Oh".

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand towards him, "Song Guogong took the clothes away, how can Song Qing go back?"

Song Guogong put the white singlet that he had pulled out into Tantai Yi's hands, his expression was still a little psychedelic, "...what your majesty said is true, or your majesty is thoughtful."

Song Guogong left Chunhe Palace with a psychedelic expression, leaving only Tantai Yi and Song Pu in the whole palace.

Tan Taiyi pinched Song Pu's unlined clothes, and complained: "I have heard Song Guogong talk about political affairs for so long, and Song Qing can't even wear clothes under the table."

Song Pu hasn't recovered from it until now, he can endure this kind of embarrassment several times in his life! !several times? ? !

Hearing Tantai Yi's unrepentant words, his blushing cheeks couldn't help turning redder, and he was so annoyed, "If His Majesty hadn't let my father in, why would I have encountered such an embarrassing thing? If Your Majesty hadn't slapped the table, How could the minister get out!??"

Tantai Yi's fingers trembled because of his raised volume, he narrowed his golden eyes and said majesticly: "Gu is just joking with Song Qing, how dare Song Qing yell at Gu? "

Song Pu was so angry that his eyes were red, "Is this your Majesty's fault? You still wanted to serve His Majesty wholeheartedly, but His Majesty turned out to be like this? Now that I am seen by my father in such a disheveled state, I am so sorry. What face is there to see him? Has Your Majesty ever thought about it?"

"..." Tantai Yi said: "Song Guogong is your father, and he has seen Song Qing without clothes since he was a child, why does Song Qing have to be so serious?"

Hearing that he was so unrepentant and unreasonable, Song Pu was so angry that he almost pouted. He took a deep breath, his eyes turned red, and tears fell down immediately. He looked at him with tears in his eyes, and said: "It can be the same Your Majesty doesn't consider the mood of the minister at all. I don't want to be seen by my father in such an embarrassing state, but my majesty just let me be seen by my father. Can't I be wronged? Your majesty's grievances are what your majesty says Are you serious? Does Your Majesty really love the minister?"

He moved his lips and said helplessly: "Of course I love Song Qing, if I don't love Song Qing, how can I let Song Qing get close to Gu's dragon body?"

Song Pu knew that his narcissism and arrogance always relapsed, and it was almost instinctive, just like a rooster can't control its instinct to sing, like a male peacock can't control his instinct to open its tail during courtship, this kind of he temporarily It was a bad training for a while, and he didn't say that he would let his instinct disappear. Although the dog emperor is narcissistic and arrogant, although it is annoying, sometimes it is also inexplicably cute.

Up until now, Song Pu has been looking for the most appropriate and comfortable way to get along with the dog emperor. Although he is not clear yet, he has some experience.

"Your Majesty just talked about how to bully my ministers, or how to bully my ministers." Song Pu choked up exaggeratedly, "Does Your Majesty have such a sense of accomplishment to make my ministers sad? Your Majesty wants you to sit on His Majesty's seat." Are you crying on the dragon chair?"

Tan Taiyi choked up, and said: "Since when did Gu always bully Song Qing?"

Song Pu looked at each other with teary eyes and didn't speak.

Tan Taiyi only looked at each other for a few times, and then it was all right, he slipped his Adam's apple a few times, and said sullenly: "Song Qing, don't cry, Song Qing looks better crying on the bed, crying now is really indecent... It's too lonely."

Song Pudao: "Will Your Majesty continue to bully ministers like this in the future?"

Tan Taiyi: "...Song Qing is really making a fuss out of a molehill, this is bullying——Song Qing is getting more and more courageous now, and she is staring at Gu Gu again?"

He said again: "Okay, okay, I don't bully Song Qing, I don't bully Song Qing, so Song Qing is satisfied?"

Song Pu broke his tears into a smile, and said shyly: "Your Majesty is so gentle and caring, and I want to reciprocate. Your Majesty doesn't want to read any memorials, just come and see me." After speaking, he lifted his cloak and boldly seduced him.

Tantaiyi immediately put on an awe-inspiring and inviolable expression, and even his tone became dignified and abstinent: "There are many opportunities in the lonely day, and the political affairs are busy. No matter how free you are, Song Qing should not be alone."