I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Both Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu were worried about him, and asked Cao Xi, "Eunuch Cao, can we go?"

Cao Xi still had a smile on his face, and said: "Your Majesty never ordered it."

Chang Jiangming said to Song Pu guiltily: "It's all my fault for saying what I shouldn't have said. If you have something to do..."

He didn't know what to say anymore, what happened to Song Pu was completely innocent, and it was all his mouth that was to blame.

Song Pu said: "Don't worry about me. Your Majesty has a broad mind. He didn't punish me at that time. This matter is over. There must be other things that are looking for me. Go home first."

It's easy to talk and talk, and persuade them to go away.

After everyone left, Song Pu talked to Cao Xipan nonchalantly, "Eunuch Cao, how long have you been serving His Majesty?"

Cao Xi was also willing to cooperate, "My family has been serving His Majesty for half a year."

"Wow, then you are also an old man in the palace. I wonder if you know what your Majesty likes?" Song Pu threw a straight ball without hesitation, and before Cao Xi could answer, he said guiltily: "I It is only natural for His Majesty to be angry when I said something offensive to His Majesty. If I can make amends now, it will also make His Majesty feel better."

Cao Xi glanced at Song Pu, the expression on his face was still sincere at this time, and he didn't see any dissatisfaction, he thought about it, and said: "Although my family has been serving His Majesty for half a year, I don't know what His Majesty likes. , Your Majesty's mind is unpredictable, and others dare not speculate, but Lord Song has a sincere heart towards His Majesty, and His Majesty probably values ​​this most, and such a servant should ask Lord Song for advice."

Song Pu said modestly: "Don't talk about anything else, your Majesty is so stalwart, our subjects should look forward to worship, with all sincerity in our hearts, we only want to do our best for His Majesty before we die!"

Cao Xi: "..."

Cao Xi squeezed out a smile and said, "Sir Song is enough, His Majesty will be delighted to see it."

While talking, the two arrived at the Chunhe Palace where Tantai Yi was resting.

After Cao Xi sent him in, he withdrew and closed the door.

Although it was still evening, the candles in the palace were lit early, and the whole palace was as bright as day, illuminating everything in the palace very clearly and conspicuously.

Song Pu came here for the second time, but the previous time was led by Tantai Yi, his attention was completely followed by Tantai Yi, he had never paid attention to the scene in Chunhe Palace, now that he had free time, he took a few casual glances, and then It is found that the decoration of Chunhe Palace is not very luxurious, the floor is simply paved with animal skins, and it is not inlaid with gold or jade, it is very simple, it does not look like an emperor's bedroom.

A curl of white mist rises from the hexagonal gilt-carved copper stove placed on the desk, contaminating the surrounding air with a faint fragrance, which makes people feel refreshed.

"Song Qing, come here." Sitting behind the desk, Tan Taiyi looked at him with his head propped up, with a somewhat careless tone.

When Song Pu told Tantai Yi to call him over, he actually had some guesses in his heart. Seeing him sitting at the desk, the guesses in his heart increased to eight points.

"Come here and help Gu to review the memorabilia, those old fellows in the cabinet are urging him every day, disturbing Gu so much." Tantai Yi said.

Song Pu thought: I knew it!

He walked over, and Tantai Yi consciously gave up half of the seat.The little eunuch who served beside him rubbed the ink for him, not daring to breathe.

"Your Majesty, I think—" Song Pu hadn't finished speaking.

Tan Taiyi frowned slightly in displeasure, and said, "Song Qing, what objection do you have?"

This means that I don't want to listen to his nonsense anymore.

Song Pu knew in his heart that although Emperor Dog didn't punish him for the noon incident, he was probably displeased. He lowered his head and said respectfully, "I have no objection."

Tan Taiyi said: "In that case, let's hurry up and do something for Gu."

After hearing this, Song Pu picked up a memorial book as if resigned to his fate, and read it slowly.

Tan Taiyi has been in power for three years, and he has basically never dealt with government affairs, and national affairs can not only be resolved by the cabinet.There was no prime minister in the Liang Dynasty, and the monarch had the greatest power. Although major national affairs were basically dealt with by the cabinet, the final power of approval was in the hands of Tantai Yi, but the actions of the emperor Tantai Yi can be imagined. The memorials on Tantaiyi's desk included not only the memorials of ordinary courtiers, but also the request documents sent by the cabinet.

Song Pu looked at it, suddenly panicked.

Tantai Yi is the emperor, and no one can blame him for something wrong, but it is hard for him to say, who dares to review the memorial to the emperor, isn't it too long?

Song Pu glanced at Tantai Yi tremblingly, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty...Your Majesty, it says that there is a flood and famine in Yuzhou, so what should I do?"

Tantai Yi was propping his head, looking at him boredly, when he heard him speak, he raised his eyebrows, and said: "The treasury is empty, let them figure out their own way."

Song Pu: "..."

He was speechless at this answer.

Everyone knows that the state of Liang is strong and powerful. The first emperor fought for decades and plundered countless mineral resources from other countries. After ten years of recuperation, the national treasury may have shrunk slightly, but it is by no means empty, like Tantai Yi , It's completely nonsense.

Song Pu really wanted to say something euphemistically, but he felt that it was unnecessary. Tantai Yi had probably heard these words countless times from other courtiers, and he absolutely couldn't take the risk.

But Song Pu didn't want to review this kind of memorial, it was an important matter, a life-saving matter, and he couldn't make a blind decision, so he put down the memorial in his hand and picked up another one.

It's just that the more he read it, the more he frowned. He put down the memorial, still didn't review it, but changed to another one.

Seeing him like this, Tantai Yi said, "Why didn't Song Qing approve it?"

Song Pu didn't know how to answer, but his lowered head felt the tense sight in the air that could not be ignored, so he raised his eyes and said guiltily: "Excuse me for being dull, reading these memorials, my mind is in a mess, I'm afraid I don't know what to do to destroy His Majesty's first-life honor, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi didn't know what he thought of, and said in a cool tone: "What is Gu's famous name? Gu knows it. They all say that Gu is cruel and inhumane. Hmph, if Gu is cruel, if he is not benevolent, they would have punished their nine clans long ago. How could it be just Send them to a dungeon."

You might as well give them a good time, the black prison is a place for people to stay?

Song Pu slandered in his heart, but there was no abnormality on his face. When he heard Tantai Yi's words, he showed a little bit of anger, and said: "That's because they don't understand His Majesty. Your Majesty has superb martial arts skills and has the world in mind. How can they do it all together?" In a nutshell, in my heart, Your Majesty is a monarch worthy of allegiance, and I admire and respect him deep in my heart, and those who insult my monarch will be punished even if they are far away!"

"It is precisely because I look forward to worshiping His Majesty too much, and reviewing memorials for His Majesty is really against my original intention. Please forgive me!"

Tan Taiyi looked at him with unclear emotions, "Song Qing is sincere to Gu, and sees Gu in his eyes, but Song Qing is wrong about one thing. In Gu's heart, there is no world."

what?

Song Pu raised his eyes to look at him, and there was rarely a blank expression in his eyes.

Looking at his dazed face, Tan Taiyi felt guilty for some reason.

He took all the words Song Qing said to him to his heart, and because of Song Qing's shining eyes when blowing rainbow farts, he never thought it was superficial words. He really admired himself, how could he let him A disappointed look on someone who admires him?

This strange emotion was fleeting, and he didn't grasp it to understand it, so he continued to speak along his own mind, "In my heart, I don't even bother to own the world without a beam, so, The future of Daliang has nothing to do with Gu."

Song Pu: "..."

Little brother, it's hard for me to deal with you like this.

It is easy for idols to lose fans when they blew themselves up in front of fans. You have to maintain your personality so that I can continue to brag!

Song Pu's slander turned into a bullet screen, but he still reacted slowly on his face, "The world has been suffering for a long time, Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi heard the depression in his tone, felt subtly unhappy, said with a cold face: "Gu is not a monarch worthy of allegiance, if Song Qing is so hopeful, I'm afraid Gu will disappoint Song Qing. "

Song Pu immediately said: "Your Majesty, why should you underestimate yourself! Your Majesty has the majesty of a monarch, the bearing of a monarch, and the wisdom of a monarch! This is why I worship your majesty so much. From the very beginning, I felt that as long as your majesty is willing, you can be a king. To be able to outshine the blue and be better than the blue, to become a monarch who is more submissive from the heart than the previous emperor!"

Tantai Yi's light golden eyes glowed, and he said softly: "Song Qing really thinks so?"

Song Pu sonorously said: "That's natural! You can learn from the sky! What I said to His Majesty comes from my heart, and there is absolutely no falsehood! If there is any suspicion of lying to deceive Your Majesty, I am willing to be punished by lightning!"

Tan Taiyi's expression softened, "Song Qing..."

As if he didn't know what to say, he paused for a moment.

Song Pu saw that he was successfully led astray by him, and couldn't help but feel happy. Although the dog emperor was very rebellious, it seemed that the city was not very deep, and he was a little naive. This is undoubtedly good news, and Song Pu can touch some his mind.

He whispered and whispered: "So, your honorable and intelligent majesty, can you personally review the memorials? I have never seen your majesty handling state affairs in a heroic manner, but now I am bold enough to open my eyes. I don't know if your majesty is willing to realize this. Tiny wishes?"

Tan Taiyi narrowed his eyes, and snorted coldly: "If you don't approve, if you approve, what use is Song Qing?"

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu rolled his eyes and said cautiously: "If Your Majesty personally reviews the memorial, I will cook for you and make a snack for Your Majesty that His Majesty has never eaten before."

A gleam flashed in Tan Taiyi's eyes, "Gentlemen stay away from cooks, and Song Qing was born in the Duke's mansion, so how can he cook?"

Song Pu couldn't help puffing out his small chest proudly, "It's not that I'm talking big, the things I know are far beyond your Majesty's imagination."

After hearing this, Tan Taiyi suddenly laughed, and said: "So and so, Gu is curious about Song Qing's craftsmanship."

Song Pu also showed a smile on his face as if catering to him. He has a small face, red lips and white teeth, and two small canine teeth when he smiles. He looks a little more lively and angry. This smiling face added a bit of sincerity when he spoke, "If your Majesty reads the memorandum to open my eyes, I will use my scorching blood to make a snack for your majesty that only your majesty can eat, and I guarantee that you will eat it once." I want to eat it a second time!"

But Tan Taiyi said: "If Gu doesn't approve, Song Qing doesn't plan to do it for Gu?"

Song Pu shook his head quickly, and said cautiously: "But your majesty fulfilled my wish, which will make me happy. I don't know if your majesty has heard a truth, that is, when you are in a good mood, the dishes will be especially delicious. If you are in a good mood Depressed, the dishes made are also bitter. Of course! I am not saying that making dim sum for His Majesty will be depressing, but with His Majesty's grace, I should throw my head and blood, and the dim sum I make is naturally incomparable. !"

When he let out these big words, Tantai Yi really got interested, "So and so, I'm really interested."

He pondered for a moment, and saw that Song Qing's beautiful eyes were full of hope-like sparkle, and there seemed to be a fire burning in his heart, which made his chest burn hot, but his face showed a bit of sharpness, Looking at Song Pu with a half-smile, he said in a low voice: "Okay, Gu will accept Song Qing, but Song Qing should not disappoint Gu."

There is also a vague sense of oppressive threat.

Song Pu shrunk his neck subconsciously in such a cool tone, and showed a flattering smile on his face again, "Excuse me, please dare to ask, does your majesty have a favorite taste?"

Tan Taiyi raised his eyebrows, and said coolly: "Song Qing doesn't even know Gu's taste, but she dares to boast."

Song Pu grieved and said: "If I serve Your Majesty day and night, I will take Your Majesty as the head! What a pity! There are only three hours in the palace in a day. Even if I want to accompany Your Majesty day and night, I can't do it! It's all my fault for not living up to expectations. ! Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

Tan Taiyi's lips curled up, and he said cheerfully: "Song Qing doesn't have to be like this, I can allow Song Qing to live in the palace and love you day and night."

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