[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

On the way to send Chloe home, Chloe suddenly said: "Clark, you are really a sinful man!"

"Ok?"

"Both Bruce and Lex obviously haven't given up on you!"

"..." Clark sighed.He knew, that's why he was so troubled.

He's not a sweet and soft girl, why are these big guys following him?

Moreover, he also likes soft girls, why are all the tough guys staring at him?

Alas, it's useless to refuse, another oolong in the official announcement, plus the rumored girlfriend, I always feel that things are getting more and more complicated by him!

My head hurts!

"It's a lie that you and Superman are together, right? But Superman who is willing to cooperate with you in acting may also really love you!" Chloe guessed gossip, but guessed more than half of it.

"..." Clark.I am Superman Benchao, thank you!

"Oh, as a gay, you should be content. Look at the people who pursue you. Everyone is a young talent with both talent and appearance, a leader in the industry, and a big boss!" Chloe revealed with green eyes. Aunt laughed.

Hey, no matter whether Clark is always attacking or always receiving, every CP combination of Mr. Ke is very good!

"Pfft! Gay? I'm not!" the self-righteous Clark quickly denied.

"Hmm... you're not? Well, assuming you're not, then you also have a special physique that attracts men." Chloe nodded affirmatively.

"Why is it a hypothesis? And what the hell is the physique that attracts men?" Clark couldn't help complaining.

Chloe looked at Clark and smiled: "Are you sure you are straight? Imagine if a man kissed you, would you feel sick?"

"It's not disgusting, but I will refuse." Clark said righteously.

"Then you're not straight at all!" Chloe smiled.

"..." Clark.

"Do you dislike the pursuit of those people?" Chloe asked with her chin resting, her eyes shining brightly.

"Disgusted?" Clark was stunned for a moment, and said thoughtfully, "I wouldn't be disgusted, I just feel annoyed. After all, I have always regarded them as friends, and I never thought that I would have any relationship with them beyond friendship."

Chloe said "Oh" and said with a smile: "But, you may not have noticed that when Bruce and Lex pursued you, although you looked like you were avoiding them, you never showed any signs of Disgusting! Moreover, when you are with them, your smile is particularly sweet, and the atmosphere between you is also very harmonious!"

"Sweet?" The corner of Clark's mouth twitched. He never thought that he would show such an expression when he was with them. Chloe must have misread it!

Chloe said angrily, "I'm not mistaken!"

"..." Clark.Can Chloe read minds?

"Oh, we are childhood sweethearts after all, and your expression is too obvious!" Chloe pouted.

Clark immediately put on a straight face, expressionless.

Are you really not that straight?

……

"So, which suitor do you prefer?" Chloe asked gossipingly.

"..." Clark was silent for a moment, and said decisively: "I like them all, my friends like them!"

Chloe asked dissatisfied: "Even if we are friends, there are likes and more likes!"

Although she is an omnivorous party, the cutest general attack and total reception, but with Clark's character, she will definitely not open a harem, so if she has to choose, she chooses the official super-gram CP!

I hope that Clark will overtake that one quickly, so that the lonely Superman will not stay in the North Pole all the time, and he will also accept interviews and communicate with everyone more!

As one of Superman's "mother fans", Chloe is also heartbroken.

"..." Clark Superman.

"Tell me, which friend do you like better?" Chloe asked.

"Okay, you're tired too, you can sleep on the road for a while!" Clark avoided answering, and even urged the other party to go to bed quickly.

"Okay, I won't ask. But if you like Bruce better, you can relax! It's too late, Bruce is with Batman, and Batbu is the official Gotham CP!" Chloe said. , I became excited, after all, she is also the CP of Mengbabu.

"..." Clark.Don't worry, Bruce is Batman himself!

Poor Chloe, she still doesn't know that her two cutest couples are self-made, and they are destined not to come true!

Chloe, who doesn't know the truth, is still fantasizing about Chao Ke, Babu's sweetness and JQ...

Seeing Chloe's wandering mind, not knowing what he was thinking, but giggling from time to time, Clark shook his head as if he didn't see it.

However, even if he suspects that he is not that straight, he still has no intention of falling in love!

All he needs is a little money and inventions.

God, please let him be a happy single dog with little money in his left hand and invention and creation in his right hand!

……

At this moment, the accident happened suddenly.

In an instant, countless wildly growing vines wrapped their car and rolled it into the air.

Because of the protection of the vehicle's protective cover, Clark and Chloe were not injured, but because they were trapped in mid-air, they could not easily escape.

And because of Chloe, Clark is also inconvenient to use superhuman strength.

Fortunately, he is a scientific superhuman, even without superhuman power, he still has various small inventions.

"You go first!" Clark put a folding fully automatic hang glider on Chloe's back, and pushed her out of the car.

Chloe screamed, and under the action of the gliding wing behind her, she reached the ground smoothly.

Chloe ran to where there were people while calling the police.

As Clark expected, the vines did not pursue Chloe, so he was even more sure that he was the one the other party wanted to catch.

Hesitating between escaping and going into the tiger's den to find out, Clark finally decided to give up resistance and catch him without a fight.

Subsequently, Clark was firmly bound by vines, and then rolled to an abandoned botanical garden somewhere in Gotham, which is the site of Ivy, the poison ivy woman.

"Ha, are you the one who hurt my pudding?" A beautiful woman with red and blue ponytails and a baseball bat walked towards Clark.

"Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn," Clark said.

"It's me, you big villain, you dare to hurt my Pudding and lock him in the bubble! Woohoo, my poor Pudding, he wants to commit suicide because of this!" Harry cried.

"Tch, it's best for a clown like trash to die." Ivy rolled her eyes and dissed the clown.

She took Harry's hand and persuaded her sincerely: "Harry, wake up, the clown doesn't love you at all! You kindly saved him, but he asked you to kill him and become the new clown. You love him so much, Couldn’t bear to attack him, but he scolded him badly and uselessly, and finally came to me crying for comfort, have you forgotten all these things?”

"Woooooh, Ivy, Pudding is just in a bad mood. If I can be stronger and save him, he will definitely forgive me!"

Ivy was very upset seeing Harry's obsession with the clown.

"Thank you, Ivy, you are my best friend. If you hadn't helped me, I wouldn't have caught the villain who bullied my pudding! I love you the most!" Harley hugged Ivy who was in a bad mood, Said coquettishly.

Ivy's expression softened, and she pampered Harry's head and kissed her cheek.

"..." Clark.Is he eating Ivy Halle CP at the scene?

"Little white-faced villain, quickly release my pudding! Otherwise, you won't be able to leave alive today!" Harley threatened Clark with a baseball bat on his chest.

"Sorry, after the isolation prison is opened, even I, the inventor, can't stop it, so the clown will carry his clown virus in it and 'do nothing' for a lifetime!" Clark said with a smile.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" crying

Clark, who already knew why they wanted to catch him, didn't plan to play with them anymore. He used the new invention on his body to cut open the vines that bound him, and used a mini flash bomb to create a chance to escape.

When fleeing to no one's place, Clark completed the identity change in a few seconds. It is more appropriate for Superman to catch the villain. Clark can be a weak and beautiful man with peace of mind!

"Superman? Why are you here?" Ivy and Harley who were chasing after were surprised.

"Come and save my dear Clark." Superman smiled gently: "I have sent him to a safe place, you are not my opponent, surrender."

"Whoa, it's not fair! Why are you so happy, but Pudding and I can't be together?" Harley, who was shown her love, burst into tears.

"..." Superman.

The clown who loves the brain is actually a poor person. She used to be a normal person, but was brainwashed, controlled, and enslaved by the clown.She didn't take the initiative to do any bad things, and all she did was the clown's instructions. At most, she was a blind accomplice who was blinded by love.

She was obsessed with the clown, but she never got a response. In the eyes of the clown, she was just a handy tool.

But now, Harley Quinn is just a lost lovelorn girl.

Superman shook his head and didn't move. He couldn't do anything to a girl who was crying, even if the other party was a villain.

Ivy stepped forward to hug the crying Harley and comforted her constantly.

Suddenly, Superman felt a poison ivy entangled his ankle. He broke the poison ivy and looked at Ivy who was controlling the poison ivy.

Seeing that the plot was exposed, Ai Wei immediately raised her hand and surrendered: "Well, I have to try it! It's not my style to lose without fighting. Now, you can send us to Arkham. To be honest, I miss Said it was there!"

"..." Superman frowned. Arkham has been upgraded countless times, but these villains can always escape from prison. People don't know how to say that those guards are incompetent?Or should it be said that Gotham's villains are too "excellent"?

Ivy gathered her long red curly hair, and said enchantingly: "Actually, I am still very grateful to Clark Kent. If it weren't for him, Harley wouldn't be able to get rid of the clown's control."

"The pudding is not scum." Harley, who was crying in Ivy's arms, couldn't help but raise her head to refute.

"Be good, keep crying!" Ivy pushed Harry back into her arms domineeringly.

"..." Superman.

……

"careful!"

Seeing that Superman almost stepped on the only purple lily-of-the-valley in a field of pure white lily-of-the-valleys, Ivy shouted hastily.

"You almost stepped on my little baby!" Ivy squatted on the ground and caressed the purple lily-of-the-valley.

It's a pity that she has just bred this flower that can release the hormone that makes people fall in love with the same sex. Before Harley can use it, she will go to Arkham for vacation.

Sure enough, when Harley was crying and begging her, she couldn't hold back, and helped her catch Clark Kent, which in turn attracted Superman.

"Superman?" A black figure rushed over, but was surprised when he saw Superman.

"Why are you here?" Batman asked in a low hoarse voice.

Superman said the reason just said again.

Batman was relieved that Clark was fine.

After discovering that Clark had been kidnapped by poison ivy, he rushed over immediately, anxious all the way, lest he be late.

Fortunately, Superman appeared to save Clark at the first time, otherwise if Clark was injured...

"Since you are here, they will be handed over to you." Superman said politely. For the Batman boss, the most unbearable thing is that other superheroes check Gotham affairs.

Hearing this, Batman turned his lips up, his tolerance for Superman,

"Crack!" Bruce stepped on something.

Purple hormonal poisonous gas emerged from the crushed purple lily of the valley, drowning the four people present.

The poison ivy girl who cultivated the purple lily of the valley is naturally fine.

Batman, who had been prepared for a long time, was also fine.

After discovering that Poison Ivy had captured Clark, he put on the air filter ahead of time.

Harley Quinn, who was defenseless, and Superman, who was also defenseless because he was immune to general poisonous gas, were recruited.

"I love you, Ivy!" Harry suddenly hugged Ivy affectionately, and the two kissed passionately as if no one else was around.

At this time, Superman also looked at Batman affectionately.

"B, I love you!" Superman hugged Batman forcefully and gave him a deep kiss.

Shocked by the phrase "I love you", Batman forgot to refuse for a moment, and then fell limp in Superman's arms under Superman's breathless cheating kiss, completely unable to resist.

After a long time, Superman let go of Batman a little. Batman immediately took a big breath, and his whole body became hot because of a kiss.

This is not right!

Just when Batman wanted to say and do something, his lips were blocked by Superman again, and he was hugged and chewed by Superman again.

Batman's mind was in turmoil.

He knew that he should stop the "poisoned" Superman, but his mind was muddled, as if in a dream.

Moreover, he found that he didn't want to refuse at all, and he subconsciously responded to Superman's kiss!

stop!

However, as if trying to regain the initiative, Batman slams Superman against the wall of the Arboretum in an attempt to defeat Superman's "cheating" ability with his kissing skills.

clam down!

Batman grabbed Superman's waist, and Superman tried to untie Batman's belt...

Batman was shocked and finally woke up!He took Superman's hand, stopping him from moving any further.

Superman looked at Batman suspiciously and affectionately, and rubbed his head against Batman's neck like a large cuddly dog:

"What's the matter, am I too impatient? But when I see you, my heart beats violently. It's full of love for you. I can't help but want to get close to you, close to you, don't reject me, okay?" ?”

Batman's heart trembled suddenly, knowing that the other party's current behavior was only due to the effect of "poison gas", but he still couldn't help being upset.

So...is that so?

Batman clenched his fists as he suddenly understood.

In the past, my excessive attention to Superman, extraordinary patience, excessive worry, and every time I was irritated and angry after being unconsciously teased by Superman were all because I had long had evil thoughts about Superman!

Heh, I obviously like Clark, but I also like Superman...

ha!I am really... too despicable!

"B?" Superman raised his head, brushing his lips against Batman's cheek, trying to get closer to Batman's lips again.

Batman seemed to be frightened, and suddenly pushed Superman away. He wrapped his cloak tightly, looking on guard, and kept away from Superman.

However, how can the kissing maniac controlled by the "poison gas" let the "passionate" person escape?

He grabbed Batman in an instant and hugged him again, wanting to get close to him.

Batman gritted his teeth, took out a lead box and opened it.

Inside the lead box was a small piece of green kryptonite.

This kryptonite is very small, and after Batman's transformation, the radiation has weakened a lot, so at most it can make Superman in a weak state without feeling very painful.

Hugging Superman who suddenly collapsed in his arms due to weakness, Batman carefully placed him on the ground.

When he met the other party's affectionate and sad blue eyes, Batman's eyes deepened, and he grabbed Superman's waist with both hands, and quickly retreated as if scalded.

After that, Batman never dared to approach each other again.

……

Ivy glanced at the restless Batman and smiled mockingly.Unlike Liu Xiahui's Batman, she won't let go of the meat!

So, Ivy picked up Harry and fled back to her secret base.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night for them!

******

After all, Superman is not a human being, the toxins in his body were quickly metabolized, and his mind became clear.

"B, yes, I'm sorry." Superman was embarrassed and shy.

God, what have you done?

Molesting Batman?

Is he still alive?

Batman nodded, expressing that he didn't care, everything just wasn't his intention.

Superman nodded repeatedly, afraid that the other party would throw a kryptonite knife in the next second.

After Batman finished speaking, he left quickly, as if fleeing in a desperate situation.

******

Bat cave.

Batman recalls previous events.

He found that he couldn't find the slightest trace of Superman taking Clark away.

Is Superman dodging all the cameras?

Or did Clark not leave at all?So, did Clark see himself kissing Superman?

Or, another most unlikely guess...

No, he has no evidence for that guess at all!

It's just his cranky thinking to make himself feel better!

"Master, what are you doubting?" Ah Fu couldn't help but get worried when he saw his master looking restless and investigating again and again.

"..." Batman covered his face and didn't speak.

He really couldn't tell Ah Fu that he was despicably enjoying Superman's kiss just now!

He even despicably fell in love with Clark and Superman at the same time!

He turned out to be a playboy with two feet on his back? !

******

On the other side, Clark retreated to study again.

Too many things happened recently, which made him very confused!

So, he immersed himself in the quiet, beautiful, pure and lovely scientific inventions, away from all the hustle and bustle of the world, and also away from the emotional problems that made him a headache.