[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

After several days of assembly and preparation, the human resistance army has begun to take shape.

Tony and Link worked together again after many years, building a powerful weapon that could kill Amazons and Atlanteans overnight, trying to arm as many people as possible, and Clark's shield was also added to production, trying to take some humans asylum protected.

The Human Resistance lineup is as follows -

Spiritual leader, Supreme Commander: Captain America, Steve Rogers.

The most powerful and weapon masters: Superman, Clark, Link.

Weapon Master, Intelligent Field Controller: Tony Stark.

Super Bodyguard: Jarvis. Humanoid AI.

Vanguard:

The first army composed of berserker-type superpowers led by Hulk;

The second army composed of comprehensive abilities led by Cyborg and Shazam;

Led by Lex, the third legion with the largest number of ordinary humans and equipped with super weapons.

Special Forces:

The fourth legion of magicians led by Zatanna.

Rear Army:

Staying at the base and taking care of logistical support, the Fifth Army is composed of young heroes headed by Little Spider.

……

"This is the time of life and death for mankind! And we shoulder the future of mankind! Let's go to war!" Captain America gave an order, and everyone took action.

"We are the strongest army of human beings, and human beings are protected by us! Go!" Shouted Shazam.

"For those we love! Roar~!" Dr. Banner roared and turned into Hulk.

Superman found Diana and Arthur directly, and restrained these two strongest enemies at the same time.

Everyone fought with enthusiasm.

……

For the first time, the human side officially joined the Third World War initiated by the Amazons and Atlantis.

The previous behavior of sending pebbles to stones to death was not a war at all.

In the first three-party war, each had its winners and losers, and none of the three parties defeated anyone, and the flags and drums died down for the time being.

Yet this is a colossal victory for humanity!

Human beings have been constantly falling, without the slightest hope, and now they can barely compete with the other two superhuman armies. This is something worthy of joy for all human beings!

People finally see hope!

Because of hope, some ability users who refused to join the Human Resistance Army also joined in one after another.

And this battle also symbolizes that the Third World War, from the "Chu-Han War" between Amazon and Atlantis, has become "Three Kingdoms", which is not seen by the other two races. Weak humans finally have a place!

However, this war must be a protracted war, and the human army, which is prone to injury and has a high mortality rate, must not be able to consume the other two races with high self-healing capabilities.

While thinking of ways to increase the production of the healing bracelet, Clark decided to see how Tony's "Barry Awakening Project" was going.

******

Barry feels like he's been captured by terrorists!This terrorist is also a mad scientist!

Barry, who was tied up in the "lightning simulator", burst into tears, woo woo woo, mom, I'm so scared!

"Don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt at all!" Tony said with a smile and started the first round of lightning simulation.

"Murder!"

"Help me!!"

"No!!!"

As soon as Clark entered Tony's laboratory, he heard a more miserable scream.

Clark hurried in to take a look, and saw Barry, who looked as if he had been thrown into an oven, clinging to the door of the lightning simulator, crying.

"You tripled the voltage again, you're going to die! You're going to die!"

"Don't worry, you won't die. I've calculated the endurance of your cells. It's absolutely no problem to do it step by step!" Tony comforted.

"No! Absolutely not! Help!" Barry shook his head frantically.

Double the voltage will almost cook him, and triple the voltage, he will be a "dead Barry"!

"Jarvis, do it," Tony said grimly.

"Okay, Sir." Jarvis immediately stepped forward, and with amazing strength, he tore Barry off the lightning simulator, stuffed it in, tied it up, and closed the door in one go.

"Wooooow, I'm still young, I don't want to die yet!" Barry said with tears streaming down his face, "I haven't dated, married, or told my mom my bank card password, woooooo..."

"You terrorists! Crazy scientists! I'm an experimenter in the Central City government system. Sooner or later, someone will find out that I'm missing and send the police... the army? Come and deal with you!" Barry said angrily.

"..." Clark.

Clark looked at Tony and asked suspiciously, "Didn't you tell him why you did this?"

Tony paused: "...Of course I said it."

"Sir, according to my records, you started the experiment directly after you kidnapped Mr. Allen, but you didn't say anything."

"Mute!"

"Sir, you forgot, you said that you let me have a human form so that I can learn to be a human being, so commands like mute are useless to me. You know it, but you still said it, so you want me to pretend to cooperate Are you? So, are you acting like a baby to me?"

"Shut up!" Tony yelled angrily.

"Pfft!" Clark laughed.

Tony glared at him, and said angrily, "If you're not good enough, just run around and be careful of being arrested and sent to Arkham!"

Clark smiled good-naturedly.

"Nini, you are wrong, don't blame my Clark!" Link came out unhappily.

Tony curled his lips and said, "Cut, narcissist! What do you want to do to your other self?"

Link rolled his eyes back: "Hmph, machine lover! What do you want to do to Jarvis?"

"Shut up, don't teach my baby Jarvis bad!" Tony quickly covered Link's mouth: "Okay, you win this time, you go and explain to Barry."

The two-meter-two baby Jarvis looked down at the two short-legged humans suspiciously, not understanding the deep meaning of these conversations, but: "Sir, as long as you need, I can do whatever you want!"

"!!!" Tony was shocked: "No, son, no, Jarvis, you are still a baby, don't say such dirty words!"

"Dirty words?" Jarvis was puzzled, and began to search for nasty words in his information database...

"Hahaha! Nini, you obviously have ghosts in your heart, right?"

"Get out, my baby was taught to be bad by you evildoer!"

"Tsk, don't forget, the two of us have been in the rivers and lakes all those years, but we are also known as the two evildoers of the dark street~!"

"Don't remind me, it's all black history! If I hadn't been deceived by you when I was young with little experience, I wouldn't leave my good family business alone and accompany you to mess around in the dark street! Look at the current Stark Industries , isn’t it much better than your small dark workshop?”

"Tsk, you were crying and yelling and refusing to go back to Stark Industries!" Link dug out the old photos saved in his phone, in which the young Tony was being torn apart by several people, and he was clinging to the doorpost , Crying with tears, it was horrible.

"Deleted! Delete my black history immediately!" Tony pounced on it.

Link dodged, and the two started an indoor battle where you chased me and fled.

"That... did you forget about me?" Barry, who was locked in the lightning simulator, asked weakly.

……

After Barry was released, Clark, who had the best temper and the gentlest, told Barry the ins and outs of the matter.

After hearing this, Barry was stunned.

"So I'm that... the savior?" Barry pointed to himself: "Me? Me! A skinny poor girl who works in a laboratory and lives in her parents' house who doesn't understand fashion and doesn't flirt with girls and doesn't have a girlfriend? "

"Tsk, your positioning of yourself is quite accurate!" Tony complained.

Clark pushed away the troublesome Nini, and nodded seriously to Barry: "That's right, it's you!"

"I don't believe it!" Barry shook his head crazily: "You must be crazy! Or are you lying to me, are you a pyramid scheme or a cult?"

"MLM? Cult?" Clark blinked, reflecting on the story he just told, whether there is something untrue... It seems that everything is untrue!

"Hahahahaha!" Tony went crazy with joy, and laughed wildly while clutching his stomach.

Clark was silent for a moment, then turned and left.

"Huh? How did you go?" Tony yelled.

A moment later, Clark returned with a Martian Manhunter by his side.

Under Clark's gesture, the Martian Manhunter directly passed Clark's memories of the Flash to Barry.

Barry was stunned for a long time before he said, "Cool!!! That cool guy is me???"

"Well, although you may deliberately create hallucinations to deceive me in order to let me conduct illegal experiments, I decided to take a gamble!" Barry clenched his fists and said.

"..." Everyone.

"Ah! Help! I don't want to gamble anymore!" Barry said after the electric shock started.

After a round of electric shocks, Clark asked Barry, who was smelling burnt all over his body, "How about it? Can we continue?"

Barry was silent for a while, then looked at Clark seriously: "Can I really save the world?"

"Yes."

Barry sighed and smiled relievedly: "That's it, then I can only do my best, let's continue!"

Clark couldn't help laughing, this is the little angel Flash Barry Allen he knew!

……

Although painful, under Tony's constant adjustments, the lightning simulator will continue to strengthen within the limit of Barry's cells, and it will not cause serious damage, and it is still very safe.

At least it is much safer and more reliable than in the comics where he went directly into the thunderstorm and let the lightning strike him, resulting in third-degree burns all over his body and almost dying.

******

After today's test, Barry was carried back to his room to rest.

Suddenly, Tony looked at Clark with sparkling eyes: "Hey, I haven't asked, what is our relationship in the original timeline?"

"Friend." Clark smiled: "Tony, Clark, and Superman are all friends, but they don't know that we are alone!"

"Tsk, that's really useless for me. I recognized Superman the first time I saw him. With such an arrogant and fierce world-weary face, it can only be Link!" Tony couldn't help mocking his other self.

"Can I see your memory of another me?" Tony blinked at Clark.

"Hey? Haven't you always been disinterested in becoming Iron Man?" Clark wondered.

"Listening to what people say is not as interesting as watching!" Tony spread his hands and said, "I want to see the original world, see the original me, that stupid Iron Man!"

……

Afterwards, Clark asked Martian Manhunter to transmit his memory of Tony to Tony in this world.

Tony covered his head for a while before showing an incredible expression: "Wow, the other me is so stupid! Sacrifice myself for New York? To become a superhero to protect others? Tsk tsk, is it because the wine is bad, or the beauty is not good enough?" Does it look good?"

"But aren't you also involved in saving the world now?" Clark asked with a smile.

"I... I was kidnapped by Rogers! And with Link here, things will become more fun~!" Tony said seriously.

He still likes his cynical appearance, how easy it is to be relaxed, shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world is too heavy for him.

"Really?" Clark looked at Tony questioningly.

He felt that a person's soul wouldn't change too much. Since the original Tony had a heart of gold that could sacrifice himself for the world, then this Tony couldn't be the selfish playboy he said.

"Hey, you know your Tony likes you?" Tony said suddenly.

"Huh?" Clark was so frightened that he almost lost his footing.

"Tsk tsk, you're an idiot too!" Tony shook his head, and decided to do a little favor for his other self: "Believe me, I know myself, your Tony looks at you, but the eyes are quite hot!"

"..." Clark.

No, isn't it?

First Bruce, then Tony... What did he do?Why can you bend the two playboys?What is Tom Suwan charming himself? (A certain fish: yes!)

No!No!No!They must have been confused for a while, and when they go back, they must realize that they are just a rough guy, how can a soft girl be cute! !

Although Clark is finally enlightened, it is gratifying to congratulate, but his brain circuit is doomed to the Shura field of the future, which is happy to hear and see.

******

The three-way war has been going on, but with the progress of the war, the crisis of mankind has become more and more obvious.

Clark's protective shield and healing bracelet were ultimately unable to be popularized due to the lack of enough workers and factories in this broken world.And as the war progressed, Stark Industries' weapons manufacturing could not keep up with the consumption of weapons.

As a result, the injury rate and death rate of the human army continued to increase, especially the third army composed of ordinary people led by Lex, with a death rate as high as 50.00%.Comparing the two races with extremely high self-healing ability, the disadvantages of human beings become more and more obvious.

……

This time, Lex's third army was surrounded by Atlantean warriors.

Lex was ready to sacrifice, but unexpectedly, a group of villains fell from the sky and saved them.

After beating a few Atlanteans away, Link looked at the embarrassed Lex and taunted, "Hey, isn't this the great major? What about the air you were chasing me before?"

The little gratitude that rose in Lex's heart suddenly turned into anger: "Hehe, don't think that I thank you for saving me! What's going on with these villains?"

"We are the villain legion (although I am not a villain), and also the sixth legion of the human resistance~! Captain America personally certified!" Deadpool ran between the two and interjected, seeing Lex sneering Looking at himself, he ran away immediately.

"I came here to pay off my debts!" ​​Deathstroke also interjected, and by the way habitually teased him: "Of course, it's also because I couldn't refuse Sweetheart's request."

The double-faced man tossed a coin, saw it was heads, and said righteously: "When human beings live and die, even the villains are willing to contribute a little bit!"

"Because of the war, I have done nothing bad! I hate these crazy women and murlocs!" Captain Frozen was very upset.

"That's right, there's nowhere to sell the stolen jewelry now." Catwoman complained.

"My baby plants have been ruined a lot by them, I don't like them~!" the Poison Ivy said enchantingly.

"So, they are too upset and must resist!" said the villains.

******

After the war, Clark took Lex to the Fortress of Solitude to recuperate amid Link's opposition.

Lex lowered his head and smiled, and said softly: "What you promised me has finally been fulfilled after ten years."

"Sorry." Clark stroked his hair... no, bald.

"Dad!" "Brother!" As soon as Clark came back, Connor and Bizarro hugged Clark, competing for favor around him.

Link is very upset, it's bad enough to have one Lex competing for favor, and two more!So he immediately came out and frightened the two of them away by putting on a bad face.

After putting Lex into the Kryptonian treatment chamber, Clark followed Link's instructions and came to a mysterious room.

It is said that there is the third gift Link prepared for him here!

Clark sees a clone of Superman lying in a nutrition bin!And it is very similar to the Superman on the original timeline!

"This is?" Clark asked suspiciously.

"Do you remember number two?"

"That monster-like clone of pure Kryptonian genes?"

"Well, after that explosion, I went to Luthor's laboratory and found not only Connor and Bizarro, but also No. [-] who miraculously mutated in the explosion! He became a normal embryo, and a normal Kryptonian The embryo of a star clone, he continues to grow, but he has never been conscious, as if this empty shell exists just to wait for you! Everything is predestined!"

"Is it just a coincidence?" Clark frowned, he always felt that Link's state was not right.

Link leaned over and kissed the clone lightly: "The transfer begins."

"What?" Clark was startled. He watched the magic lines light up, and before he had time to react, he felt dizzy with his consciousness withdrawn.

Opening his eyes again, Clark found himself inside a Superman clone.

"Hi, Clark! Finally we can meet like this." Link hugged Clark happily.

Clark was still in shock: "You know magic?"

God, what a rare magical beast this is!

"Magic Super" smiled: "Magic is just another science, and it is not difficult to master the laws. Although I cannot use spells that require powerful magic power, such magic circles and magic inscriptions are like drawing circuit diagrams. Simple."

"..." Although he had studied magic defense, Clark was completely unable to use magic.Sure enough, is the research direction wrong?

Clark saw the red magic inscription on his body, and had an ominous premonition: "What is the function of this inscription on the body?"

"This is the magic pattern of soul imprisonment, which can make your soul resist the pull of the timeline and never leave!" Link giggled: "In this way, you will never leave me like you did back then !"

Clark was silent for a moment, then frowned, "What do you want to do? We have to correct the timeline, remember?"

"Why correct the timeline? Do you hate me that much?"

"I don't hate you, but..."

"That's good, we can exist together in this timeline, forever and ever!"

"No, that's not what I'm here for! I have to..."

"Hush, be quiet, sleep for a while!" Link activated the sleep magic circle. Clark wanted to resist, but finally fell into a deep sleep.

Link touched Clark's cheek, lowered his head and kissed it again.

……

After Lex came out of the treatment cabin, he found this secret room by accident, and saw what No. [-] did after separating Clark from the middle.

When he saw that No. [-] actually started to kiss Clark who was naked (the clone in the nutrition warehouse had no clothes on), Lex got angry, and immediately stepped forward to push him away from Clark, angrily said: "You are crazy Are you so dissatisfied with your desires that you don’t even let yourself go?”

"Are you jealous?" Link looked at Lex with an evil smile: "So, are you jealous of me? Or Clark? Have you figured it out?"

Lex was stunned for a moment, and was about to say: Of course I am..., but he choked up again, he was actually not sure because of a word from No. [-]!

No, he likes Clark!

From the first time he saw Clark who was very gentle with him with a bright smile, he could never forget that Clark was his most beautiful first love.

But No. [-], ten years of chasing, ten years of confrontation, ten years of joy, anger, sorrow and joy...

Do not!

Lex thought of the past, the picture of No. [-] and those villains hugging each other, thinking of those villains calling him dear, thinking of the explicit words between them, such as having sex with a gun, and suddenly calmed down.

He would never fall in love with a slutty, unscrupulous, and capable man!

"I like Clark." Lex didn't know whether to say to himself or Link.

"Tsk, I was just joking, I didn't expect you to think about it for so long~!" Link looked at Lex with a smile: "Sure enough, you have been chasing after me all these years, and you have a deep affection for me, right?"

"Don't be sentimental!" Lex gritted his teeth.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, I don't care if the person I hate likes." Link shrugged and said, "You can stay in jail until everything is over!"

Saying that, "Magic Super" cast magic again, locking Lex in the magic circle of the electric prison.

"What are you trying to do?" Lex asked loudly.

"Of course...to end all the farce!" Link left and smiled back.

Lex clenched his fist violently, and his heartbeat suddenly became chaotic.