[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

One month has passed since the day of the four-star alliance.

This month, the major media have repeatedly broadcast the same news——

The Solar System Alliance is officially established, and the earth has entered a new era!

The four-star representatives signed the interstellar alliance representing equality, mutual cooperation, and eternal friendship!

Embassies on Mars, the Moon, and Saturn are established, and friendship lasts forever!

The "Interstellar Exchange Student" event is on! (That is, the stars send professionals to each other's planets to learn and communicate)

The earth began to form its own interstellar fleet, marching towards the universe!

The interstellar travel company is established, sign up quickly, and you will be the next one to travel all over the solar system!

……

At that time, at the moment when the Secretary-General of the United Nations announced the establishment of the Solar System Alliance, everyone watching through the live broadcast cheered!The scene was unprecedentedly grand, as if the whole earth was echoing with deafening cheers!

After that, people all over the earth became excited, and all walks of life revolved around the Star Alliance. The heat was unprecedented, and the earth entered a state of global carnival!

At the same time, because of the establishment of the Solar System Alliance, people's impression of aliens has changed drastically.

When I mentioned aliens before, it was either an alien invasion or a crisis event caused by aliens. Even if it was solved by superheroes, men in black or Dr. Blue Box in the end, people on earth have always had a bad impression of aliens. .

At that time, the perspective of people on earth was limited to the earth, the universe was unknown and out of reach, and the mysterious aliens were invaders and terrifying existences!

But now, the Solar System Alliance has opened up a mysterious corner of the universe, allowing people to peek into a part of the truth of the universe, and people on earth also have a sense of pride as a member of the universe, and no longer limit their vision to the earth.

They saw the infinite universe, and saw that the earth in the future, as a member of the universe, communicates and alliances with countless planets...

What a wonderful scene full of science fiction!It's almost like "Star Trek" comes true!As a result, people began to fantasize about exploring and taking risks in the universe with spaceships like the captains of spaceships such as the Discovery and Orville!

Therefore, several ally planets in the solar system make the earth people very close. These aliens are their allies, like-minded friends who shoulder the future of the solar system, and powerful and reliable comrades-in-arms with them to resist threats outside the solar system!

Ah, how do these aliens look cuter and cuter!

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Because of the establishment of the Solar System Alliance, some special "residents" on the earth also started a carnival.

There have been many aliens disguised as humans living on the earth.

Most of them are aliens with a low level of danger, and they are under the unified management of the alien management department "Men in Black", instructing them how to "disguise" humans and prevent them from harming humans or being harmed by humans.

These relatively weak aliens, or the interstellar refugees who fled to the earth after the destruction of the planet, or the aliens who had to hide on the earth for various reasons, or came to the remote "country" planets to stay away from Noisy interstellar travelers...

But because of the fear and rejection of aliens by the earthlings, they must play the role of "earthlings", which is very difficult and troublesome for them.

Therefore, the establishment of the Solar System Alliance made these aliens very happy.

One is, if the earth successfully enters the interstellar world, they don't need to wear the heavy "coat" used to camouflage human beings every day!

Second, although they are aliens, they have lived here for a long time and met many friends. The earth has become their second hometown. They also sincerely hope that the earth can become stronger!

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Because of the establishment of the Solar System Alliance, superheroes are also free.

Everyone is excited and carnival, and everyone devotes all their energies to the star alliance and interstellar exploration. Even the criminals and villains who always commit crimes have stopped.

The Solar System Alliance has greatly increased the acceptance of aliens by ordinary people, and it has also increased the acceptance of special groups such as people with special abilities, mutants, and mutants.

Think about it, even green and purple aliens can be friends, but what can't be accepted by earthlings with special powers?Moreover, aliens all have magical powers, so friends with special powers are more at ease!

Therefore, the best way to resolve internal conflicts is always a unified goal from the outside.

As a result, the earth became more harmonious than ever before.

As a result, the workload of superheroes has dropped sharply, and they are completely free.

……

Because of the previous UN meeting, Zhenglian and Fulian have established a good friendship.So the two leagues of heroes who had nothing to do decided to have a party together!

Tony is always the brightest star at the party.

Where Captain and Superman stood, it was like two holy lights were shining.

Beer lovers Thor, Green Lantern, and Aquaman have established a deep friendship.

The cute Flash instantly became good friends with everyone, and even Tony and Barton were fans of the donuts shared by the Flash.

Wonder Woman and Natasha sat together glamorously and noblely, complaining to each other about the "boys" in their team.

Only Batman was very out of gregarious throughout the whole process, sitting in a corner with the appearance that no strangers should enter, but he also persisted until the end and never left early.

Everyone had a great time at this party, but it always felt that time passed too fast, so Tony said directly: "If one game is not enough, we will have another one. Continue to hold the party tomorrow. This time we will go to the base of the Justice League!"

"Oh!!!" The crowd cheered.

Batman's face darkened instantly.

******

The next day, the Avengers came to the Zhenglian base.

"Huh, a cave?" Tony shrugged with a triumphant expression.

"Hmph, it's only temporary." Batman sneered, and threw the "Watchtower" blueprint at Iron Man's face.

"Cosmic base? Well, I admit that living in the sky is cool enough," Tony refused to admit defeat: "But there is nothing Stark can't do, and we Avengers can too!"

"No, we don't want to!" Several Avengers stopped Tony with one voice.

……

Gathering with friends, drinking wine, eating food, listening to music, laughing and chatting, this is the meaning of the party.

During the play, Thor played the hammer game again.

"Only those approved by Mjolnir can pick her up!" Thor put his hammer on the ground, waiting for the members of the Justice League to try.

Green Lantern, Neptune, and Flash tried in turn, but they all failed. Thor immediately showed a relieved and proud expression.

Tony couldn't help complaining to Superman next to him: "The last time the captain almost picked up the Meow Hammer, Thor was nervous."

Superman looked at the captain, and the captain smiled honestly, but Superman knew the true meaning behind the smile—it wasn’t that the captain couldn’t pick it up, but saw Thor’s nervousness and knew the meaning of Thor’s Hammer to Thor, so he pretended to be I can't pick it up.

"Hey, Superman, do you want to try it?" The Flash invited Superman with bright eyes.

Everyone looked at Superman with expectant expressions. Superman should be the one most likely to pick up Thor's Hammer, right?So everyone looked at Superman, and even made a bet on the spot without any scruples.

"..." Superman.

"Come on Superman!" Aquaman and Green Lantern yelled, apparently betting that Superman could pick up the Meow Hammer.

"Come on Mjolnir!" Thor nervously cheered for his own hammer, he was the only one who bought Superman to lose.

Superman smiled, moved his wrist, and walked towards Thor's Hammer step by step.

Although I don't know if I can pick up Thor's Hammer, but with superhuman strength, I can definitely crush it, right?

Oh, it seems that Thor's sister crushed Thor's hammer?

I don't know if the fairy queen Frigg has comforted her daughter. The fate of Thor's hammer being crushed and Thor's fate of being beaten by his sister should be avoided, right? ...

Just when Superman was thinking wildly, Thor's Hammer suddenly slid back a step when Superman reached out to hold him, and successfully avoided it.

"..." Superman.

"..." Everyone.

Superman continued to take a step forward, and Meow Hammer took a decisive step back. Superman stepped forward again, and Meow Hammer continued to retreat...

"Stop Mjolnir, don't be afraid, I promise I won't crush you." Superman felt that Mjolnir should have sensed his thoughts about "crushing the hammer" when he was thinking wildly, so he kept hiding look at yourself.

However, Mjolnir seemed to be frightened by the word "crushed", and stepped back a lot!

"..." Superman.

"..." Everyone.

Thor, God of Thunder, immediately stepped forward to pick up Thor's Hammer in distress, and looked at Superman accusingly as if protecting his own child: "How can you scare Mjolnir? She is so innocent and cute!"

"..." Superman held his forehead, shook his head, turned and left.He'd better go play with Batman.

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"B, why didn't you try it?" Superman came to Batman who was drinking coffee alone.

The only person who drinks coffee at a party is Batman.

"I don't think a dark hero like me will be recognized by that coward's hammer." Batman laughed at himself, obviously he had been paying attention there just now, and saw the picture of Thor's hammer being scared away by Superman.

Superman smiled awkwardly, rubbed his nose and said, "Actually, there are two types of people who can lift Mjolnir: first, those who are strong enough, and second, those who are noble enough. Captain meets the second point, Of course, you also meet the second point, so you really should try it, it will definitely scare a lot of people."

"!" Batman looked at Superman like a scourge, and said angrily, "You should go see an ophthalmologist!"——Implication: which eye of yours sees my noble character?

Facing Batman's bad temper, Superman still smiled and looked at him quietly with a pair of eyes that seemed to be tolerant of everything.

Batman felt uncomfortable, just when he resolutely stayed away from the person who made him fidget, Superman grabbed him: "B, don't be so awkward! I really didn't mean to mock you, I was serious !"

"Let go." Batman snapped.

Superman immediately let go, but continued: "Look, in Gotham, a place full of mud, as long as you stick to your heart with a firm will, even if you get stuck in the mud, you still don't change your original intention. It's like the old oriental saying, 'Out of the mud, you will die. The lotus flower that is not dyed, and the lotus flower is a flower that symbolizes noble character!"

Seeing that Batman was silent in a daze, Superman took an inch and said: "Lotus are very beautiful, how about we plant some lotus in Zhenglian base?"

"Not good!" Batman roared, and flung his cape away.Batman, who was far away, seemed to be shrouded in black air.

"..." Superman.Angry?I just said it very well!Alas, Batman is really awkward, every time the rainbow fart can't be shot on the butt (fog).

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In a private space of the base, Batman covered his face with one hand and pulled off the neckline of his cloak with the other. He felt the heat surging all over his body that made him irritable.

Batman thinks he should stay away from Superman!Superman is so good at sweet talk, always unconsciously seductive!

He shook his head, repeatedly reminding himself not to think too much, Superman was just expressing friendliness, nothing else at all!

He likes Clark!Can't be shaken!Can't be shaken!Can't be shaken!

******

"Batman is gone?" Tony came to Superman with a glass of wine: "Isn't he too out of gregarious?"

"Batman is such a cold temper." Superman smiled inclusively.

Tony cut the subject and changed the subject: "Let's not talk about him. By the way, I introduced Clark to the captain last time. You and Clark are friends. Do you know what Clark thinks of the captain? Do they have any drama?"

Tony is still very concerned about his first "matchmaker" career, and he can also find out if Superman still has nostalgia for Clark.

"..." Superman.So...Tony really arranged for him to go on a blind date with the captain last time? !

Superman glanced at Tony without a word, and had to reiterate again: "Clark is only the captain and a friend."

Tony shook his head regretfully, then looked at Superman nervously: "What about you and Clark? Have you broken up completely?"

"Me and Clark?" Superman was taken aback, and then explained with a headache: "Me and Clark are by no means the kind of relationship that the media said! Although we have slept, er, no, I mean, although we are lying on the same bed, But we haven't slept, uh, I mean we're close like brothers, but never that relationship!"

It was a strange feeling to see Tony believe Superman's incoherent explanations.

Tony immediately gained confidence, and suddenly wanted to confess his love!

This thought made Tony nervous. He rubbed his wine glass, just about to speak, but stopped suddenly. He put down the glass, adjusted his hair and shirt, and felt that it was too deliberate, so he leaned on the table instead, pretending not to care He seemed to ask casually, "What do you think of me?"

"You are fine!"

"Really?" Tony's eyes lit up.

"You are the greatest Iron Man Tony Stark!"

Tony looked disappointed.

Seeing Tony disappointed, Superman hurriedly added: "Of course, you are still a billionaire! A genius among geniuses! The most dazzling star among superheroes! The light of human wisdom! A gentle and chic friend! A companion who can be entrusted to your back !"

Although the suggestive confession failed, after listening to the series of compliments from his sweetheart, Tony finally couldn't help laughing: "What else?"

"And..." Superman got stuck.

He thought about how to continue to praise the "narcissistic" Tony, but he was short of words for a while. Seeing that Tony was still waiting for his rainbow fart, Superman's mind suddenly flashed through the classic sentence of the former online Quatoni: "You have a pair of sweet Your caramel-colored eyes make people want to lick; you also have a corgi-like ass that makes people want to touch."

"Cough! Cough cough!" Tony choked on a sip of wine, and he didn't know if it was because of the choking, his face turned red all the way to the base of his neck.

"!" Superman felt wrong after speaking: "Sorry! If I said something inappropriate, just pretend I didn't say it!"

Tony grabbed Superman's arm sharply: "No, I like to hear it!"

"What?" Superman showed a surprised expression.

"Cough," Tony concealed, "I mean people often praise me like that! I'm so good, I should be praised!"

Superman breathed a sigh of relief, sure enough Tony was still the narcissistic Tony.

……

But somewhere in his heart was faintly uneasy, and he couldn't help wondering if he was thinking too much.

The way Tony looked at himself was too focused, reminding him of Bruce who broke into his bedroom and stared at him a few days ago...

But these two are typical playboy straight men in comics and movies, well, I should be thinking too much!

(A certain fish: But what you are wearing is not the original, it is a fan world!)

******

Another day, Superman was on duty at the Justice League base.

Although the days are quiet, the Justice League still has staff on duty to deal with emergencies.

However, the world is peaceful, the weather is smooth, the world is peaceful, and there are no disasters or difficulties.

Superman, who had nothing to do, started thinking wildly again.

The Justice League has been established, and it is temporarily impossible to resign or anything.He found himself conflicted, looking forward to the establishment of the Justice League, while hoping that one day he could successfully resign...

Well, if you can't quit your job, you can always take a vacation, right?Other jobs have annual leave, so the part-time job of "Superman" should also have holidays, right?

Recently, Clark has been "retreating" in the laboratory, but his time is spent on Superman, and he has no time to invent. His hands are itchy!

Now is a good time to invent and make some money!

Perhaps, he can invent a device to upgrade the Earth's interstellar warships, making contributions to the times while earning some small money by the way?

Maybe, he can improve the mind translator so that ordinary people can communicate with aliens even without learning alien languages?

Maybe, he can...

Superman Clark, who was thinking happily, immediately took out a pen and paper, and began to write his resignation, bah, leave application.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and the base supercomputer detected a huge energy change somewhere along with the traces of the opening of time and space.

Superman paused, lumped the leave application into a ball, and threw it in the trash.

Superman looked at the coordinates and felt familiar, and then thought about it carefully: Huh?Isn't this the place where I hide my mother box?

Superman rushed over and found that the trap he had set around the mother box had been activated. Judging from the half of the stump horn that fell on the scene, it should be Steppenwolf.

So, although the plot is late, will it eventually come?

However, the Steppenwolf who chose this mother box to be sent over was a little unlucky, he really died before he was ready!

Now Steppenwolf and his demons should be exiled to the turbulence of time and space by the trap he set in advance. I hope they will not be smashed into pieces by the turbulence of time and space, hehe!

"Choosing this mother box is your biggest mistake!" Superman said to himself with a smile.

"What's the mother box?" A low, hoarse voice came from behind Superman.

"!!!" Superman turned his head suddenly and saw Batman standing behind him.

When did Batman come?Are you too focused?Didn't hear the voice of Batman?

Batman is really a feline, silent!

"Explain." Batman squinted at Superman.

"..." Superman.