[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

After Batman and Superman finished talking about business, there was a sudden silence between the two.

They fought side by side in silence like this, staying quietly on the top of the tallest building in Gotham, blowing the wind together, although no one spoke, but they did not have a sense of peace and comfort, and the years were quiet.

Batman realized that he was involuntarily relaxed, and couldn't help but sigh the appeal of Superman. He had to remind himself not to be too influenced by Superman's characteristics, and to always remember the powerful power possessed by the other party.

"You should go." Just now, when the time with Superman was quiet, Batman turned his head and ruthlessly chased him away: "Leave my Gotham."

Superman looked at Batman in surprise, the corner of his mouth pressed down.

He was suppressing an uncontrollable smile.

And his heart was already floating: Wow, Batman's classic lines!He actually heard it!This commemorative moment!Haha, Batman is really cat-like, arrogant, strong sense of territory, and a pair of cat ears that make people want to rub~!

Seeing Superman showing an "unhappy" expression, Batman was shocked to find that his first reaction was to reflect on whether he hurt Superman by saying harsh words? ! ! !

Heh, no one can make Batman apologize!No one can make him take back what he said!

Batman didn't know whether the anger in his heart was towards Superman or towards himself. In short, he was irritable and unhappy, like a piece of Zoubaba's cloth that couldn't be smoothed. He couldn't help but snorted coldly:

Hmph, Superman is just a good baby spoiled by the people of the metropolis. At best, he has a pure heart, but at worst, he has a poor mental capacity!

"I'll have a group meeting after I've settled with the other members." Batman's voice was very soft and flat, without any emotion, but it was his apology and compromise in disguise.

"Okay." Superman nodded solemnly.He realized that Batman was somehow flattering him... flattered!It feels like a very fierce and fierce cat suddenly retracts its paws towards you and gives a soft "meow"!

Batman frowned, for some reason he saw a strange light in Superman's eyes.

Just when the two were about to leave, the voice of "Penny One" came from Batman's communicator——

"Bat, the home of Mr. Bruce Wayne, Wayne Manor was besieged by more than [-] gangsters and needs to be rescued." Penny One's voice was very calm, as if he was just reporting the news of an irrelevant person, and he couldn't hear the siege at all. tension.

But Superman "sees" that Ah Fu hangs up the phone and kills a gangster with a gun at the same time, he is so handsome!

It seems that there is no need to worry for a short time.

"Got it, I'll be there right away." Batman's face darkened, because of the underground secret, after he mentioned the protection of the manor again and again, no one thought that someone would dare to tease his beard!

"I'll help too," Superman said to Batman.

He was really worried about Raymond. With his violent temper, he probably couldn't resist not fighting with the gangster. He just "saw" the other's patient expression, as if a bomb would go off at a click. If Raymond didn't Hold on, his identity as "Clark" will be revealed by then!

"You leave Gotham!" Batman ordered, although Superman is very nice, but don't even think about meddling in Gotham's affairs.

But Superman is not a person who obeys orders. He shrugged and said: "This is not acceptable. My friend Clark is still a guest at Wayne Manor. You have no right to stop me from saving my friend."

Batman pursed his lips, Superman is right, no one can stop Superman from saving people, but if Superman finds out, his "Brucey" identity will be exposed!

******

When Superman (princess) arrived with the black-faced Batman (in order to hurry), he saw Alfred, "Clark" and Dick with guns, kitchen razors, and sticks drawn from brooms dealing with gangsters.

Clark was slightly relieved. Fortunately, Raymond did not draw out the energy scimitar, nor did he use strength beyond ordinary people.

Superman and Batman quickly join the fray.Unlike Superman who stuns the enemy with a single punch, Batman's fists always greet the gangster's cheeks, abdomen and various weak points. For a while, blood splatters and wailing continues...the cruelty and relief!

"Come on, Batman! Wow, you're so cool!" Dick cheered for Batman from the sidelines: "Come on, Batman! Beat it harder! Let them dare to rob Wayne Manor, I'm really tired of it."

After hearing what the adopted son said, Batman paused for a second, and then continued to beat the enemy more fiercely.

At this time, a gangster rushed to "Clark", and both Batman and Superman were shocked.

The next moment, the gangster was kicked away by Batman and Superman at the same time. Batman grabbed "Clark" by his left arm, and Superman grabbed "Clark" by his right arm.

Batman was glad that he saved Clark and didn't hurt him, but after meeting the other's eyes, he immediately let go of the other's arm, and suddenly felt that this "Clark" had a strange feeling,... an illusion?

Superman is also very thankful that he saved "Clark", otherwise, once Raymond, who is in danger, reveals his true skills, it is likely to create a big news of "Clark slashing at the gangster", and it will definitely arouse Batman's suspicion.

"Thank you, Superman." "Clark" looked at Superman admiringly, looking very excited.

The strange illusion that Batman had just shaken his head, turned around and saw "Clark" and Superman staring affectionately.

Batman suddenly felt displeased, but he couldn't tell who this "displeasure" was aimed at.

Seeing Batman looking at him and "Clark" inquisitively, Superman immediately looked at Afu and asked with concern: "Is there anyone else in the manor who needs help? Huh? Why didn't Bruce Wayne show up? He won't be hurt, right?" ?”

Batman's expression changed, he sneaked into the darkness, and disappeared without a sound.

Superman immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

A short while later, Brussy arrived late, sleepy, in baggy pajamas, lazy and charming.

"What's the matter? It's so loud that people can't sleep?" Bruce complained dissatisfied.

"Wow, isn't this Superman? You know, I really like Superman~!" Brucey lazily walked up to Superman, and shot a "electric eye" at Superman.

Superman blinked.

"Superman, thank you, you saved me again!" "Clark" suddenly said loudly. After attracting the attention of the envoy, he deliberately threw himself into the arms of the envoy, Superman, in an attempt to make the envoy who coveted him come back. My lord Bruce gave up.He said affectionately in Superman's arms: "I miss you very much!"

Superman looked at "Clark" who was a little bird in his arms, and was a little confused for a moment. He really didn't know what Raymond was adding.

Hey, he really doesn't need this kind of scandal!His previous efforts to explain were in vain, hey!

Bruce's face darkened, and he pulled "Clark" out of Superman's arms calmly and skillfully, and then let go of him immediately, as if he had just touched something hot.Even, he didn't know what he was thinking, but reached out and touched Superman's chest muscles.

"Wow! It's exactly the same as I imagined~!" Bruce said and squeezed.

Bruce's inner OS: What is going crazy? !Is this jealous?It's just... isn't it the right person to tease?

"..." Superman.Although he knew that Brucey's unrestrained behavior was all in disguise, he still blushed. This kind of chest muscle touching scene always felt like some books rather than original comics.

Cough, of course he doesn't like to read those books, but in his previous life he had a rotten younger sister who loved to read these books and even cared for him, so he only knew a little bit, only a little bit.

******

Afterwards, the police arrived and escorted the gangsters to the police station.

In the police station, Superman found an opportunity to recall his original identity with Raymond.

After the investigation, Afu drove Bruce and Clark back to Wayne Manor. Bruce didn't communicate with Clark or look at him, but he didn't know what he was thinking with a tangled expression.

Because of a jolt, Clark accidentally bumped into Bruce.

The apologetic eyes, the physical contact, and the unstoppable warmth and softness through the clothes made Bruce's heart beat faster again, and he felt his passion and heartbeat for Clark again.

Bruce breathed a sigh of relief.Before, for some reason, he had a slight rejection of "Clark" that he didn't want to contact, and he even felt a little uncomfortable because he molested Superman, which made him almost think that he had empathized with someone else!

Sure enough, it was all an illusion before. My weird mood was just because I didn't want Clark and Superman to get too close.

But there was a different voice in his heart, floating in the water, always thinking of surfacing.

Clark, who was pressing down on Bruce, wanted to get up, but the car bumped again, causing Clark to fall on Bruce again, and their clothes were hooked together, and when Clark tried to break free, they were torn apart, revealing a large piece of skin... …

Bruce blushed.

And that different voice also completely sank to the bottom of the water, and I don't know when it will be seen again.

(Unbeknownst to Clark, he successfully carried out the beauty trick~, well done!)

******

The media in Gotham is very lively recently!

The ubiquitous paparazzi captured the romantic picture of Clark and Bruce smiling at each other in the sea of ​​roses, the harmonious picture of Superman and Batman blowing wind on the roof, and the screaming picture of Princess Superman hugging Batman, I took pictures of Superman and Batman rescuing "Clark" at the same time, I took a picture of Clark throwing his arms at Superman, I took a picture of Bruce touching his chest and teasing Superman, and we took a picture of Clark getting out of the car with Bruce Sometimes it makes people think about the picture, and I don't know what they have done, one is in messy clothes, the other is red-faced...

Your circle is so chaotic!

Gotham media reports have become battlefields and Shura fields, all kinds of lace tabloids, all kinds of imaginary stories, all kinds of CPs have blinded the eyes of Gotham people——

Superman beats Clark, Superman beats Batman, Superman beats Bruce, Batman beats Bruce, Batman beats Clark, Batman beats Superman, Clark beats Superman, Clark beats Batman, Clark beats Bruce, Bruce Attacking Superman, Bruce attacking Batman, Bruce attacking Clark...

Different newspapers have their own cute points, so all kinds of CP are listed, and the whole arrangement is combined!

There are even love triangles, threesomes... Cough, I won’t list them all here.

Clark and Bruce, who saw all kinds of sexual reports: "..."

******

The Gotham Police Department told them the results of the interrogation the next day.

The target of these gangsters is not Bruce Wayne, but Clark Kent!

They were instigated by someone to capture Clark alive, and because they couldn't find a chance to capture Clark in Metropolis, they followed Gotham and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity.But I didn't expect to be so unlucky that I met Batman and Superman at the same time...

Clark sighed, it seems that the enthusiasm for anti-matter weapons has not passed yet.

Because of this incident, Clark had to end his guest at Wayne Manor ahead of schedule. Although Bruce felt it was a pity, he did not keep Clark for safety.

When Bruce was sending Clark off, he received news of Arkham's collective escape. Bruce had to say goodbye to Clark in a hurry, and then rushed over as Batman.

……

Batman rushed to Arkham and imprisoned the escaped criminals one by one.Only to find that the clown and scarecrow imprisoned in the special cell are gone!

Batman even suspected that this jailbreak was a smoke bomb set by the Joker in order to escape.And the scarecrow is either an accomplice of the clown, or just hitchhiking.

If it's the former, the cooperation of these two extremely dangerous super villains will definitely cause even greater disasters to Gotham!

And the clown even left a provocative line on the wall of his cell: Dear little bat~, I am waiting for you to come and play with me~!Hahahaha!

hateful!

Batman smashed the provocative wall of the clown's cell, turned around aggressively, and started a comprehensive search.

******

When Clark drove away, he always felt that the matter would not end like this. Sure enough, when he was driving on the bridge connecting Gotham and Metropolis, he was attacked again.

He had wanted to subdue them with Clark's little tech tricks, and then leave in style.But he heard them talking about the clown, and they were sent by the clown!

These people are not the same group of people as before!And anti-matter weapons are not the clown's favorite style, so the opponent must have other purposes for catching him.

Clark became curious. He thought he had never offended a clown in this world, and he didn't know why he was targeted by him.

Clark evoked a sinister sneer, he had dealt with clowns from other worlds before, and he couldn't favor one over another, regardless of the clowns in his own world, right?

So, Clark pretended to be captured and decided to follow the group of people to visit the clown.

But the last time he was Superman, he subdued the Joker with Superman's strength.But this time, he is Clark, who can only subdue the clown with the wisdom of ordinary people.It was a challenge and he accepted it!