[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Green Lantern shuttled through the universe, suddenly he stopped, hung in the universe, eagerly staring at the beautiful blue earth.

He is finally home!

He wanted to go back to his own city, Seaside City.But when he thought of a cosmic overlord-level threat staying on the earth, he lost his mood, so he directly started looking for the envoy Karl.

There are not many people who have seen Karl in the universe, except for the people on New Krypton and those who are responsible for rating planets by the Cosmic Alliance.

You can't believe the words of the new kryptonians!They are a group of fanatics, all kinds of compliments are applied to Karl, and even the statues of gods are carved so perfectly that it is hard to believe that there are such people in this world!

As for those planet raters, they were even more useless. When Karl was mentioned, they all looked away, and they didn't even dare to say a word to him!

Bah, people from the Star Alliance!

Therefore, Hal Jordan, who did not get any useful information, had to rely on himself!

He searched around and used the Internet to search, and found that there was no one named Kal-El on Earth!Even if there are a few humans with similar pronunciation, they are not at all after finding them.

Tsk, it's hidden very deep!

******

On this day, Green Light Hal came to Gotham.

He heard that there are "a lot of talents" and countless "big shots" hidden here, so he decided to take a look here. (another cheated)

"Get out of my Gotham!"

However, as soon as Green Lantern stepped into the border of Gotham, he was stopped by a strange man in black and wearing cat ears.

Uh, the voice is so hoarse, is it the advanced stage of laryngeal cancer?

"Tsk, there are superheroes and supervillains in every city. You dress so darkly, you look so sinister, you have such a strong desire to control and you are so xenophobic, you must be a supervillain who treats the city as his own territory and commits crimes?" Green Light Analyzing it self-righteously, he raised his eyebrows at Batman very proudly after speaking.

"..." Batman.That's fine, it's a goof.

Then, the two fought.

Green Lantern was surprised to find that although this "black villain" has no special power, his physical skills, tactics and various props are very difficult to deal with!

He is an imposing Green Lantern, a Green Lantern with cosmic-level Green Lantern power, but he can't beat a mere Gotham villain?

Batman felt that this green idiot who appeared suddenly was very troublesome. The opponent didn't know what power he used, but he was able to turn his imagination into reality. intelligence.

At this time, a group of little angels who heard the news surrounded Green Lantern (not after the war, illegal operation).

The voices of countless fans on the opposite side came from the little angel: "Ah, I finally found Batman!" "Batman is really real!" "Ah, where is the green monster, COS Hulk?" "No Let outsiders bully our Batman, and the sisters beat him!" "Protect Batman!"...

So Green Lantern, who was besieged by a group of very cute little angels, had to fight back, but he found that there was a membrane like an energy shield around these little angels. He could fly the little angels, but he couldn't destroy them.So the little angel flew back after being beaten, endlessly, like poking a honeycomb, one after another "buzzing" in his ears, making Green Lantern want to go crazy.

"..." Batman.

"Your name is Batman? It really is the villain's name! What the hell are you doing? Are you attacking with a clone? How did you get such a cute and annoying clone?" The green light will fly in front of you The little angel slapped away, and yelled at Batman irritably.

"..." Batman.

(PS: The energy shields of the little angels were installed by Clark after returning from injustice. The shields are 1.1 removable version. Simple version. But he did not upgrade the melon balls in the hands of ordinary people from 1.0 to 1.1. Because of the conflict with World War No, he is really afraid that the ordinary people in his own world will die if they have a mobile protective cover, and rush to dangerous places every day. Look at this group of little angels who are flying moths to the flame, he really didn’t think wrong!)

Afterwards, out of the common will, Batman and Green Lantern got rid of the army of little angels and came to a remote deserted area to continue fighting.

When the two were fighting, they accidentally collapsed an abandoned rough house.

"Ah, help!" A cry for help came from the back of the house. It turned out that a homeless man was sleeping here, and the two fighting couldn't notice it for a while.

Batman immediately climbed over the wall and rescued the homeless man.

Batman came back in a pose to continue fighting.

"Wait! Misunderstood, misunderstood!" Green Lantern immediately raised his hands.

When he saw Batman save someone, he knew he had misunderstood.But it's not his fault, what city's hero would dress like a villain?

"Hey, calm down!" Seeing that the other party didn't want to stop, Green Lantern hurriedly shouted: "I'm Green Lantern, a superhero from Seaside City!"

Batman was stunned, and said something to Penny in a low voice. After 1 minute, Batman looked at the green light coldly: "There are no superheroes in Seaside City, heh, there is no superhero called Green Lantern on Earth."

"..." The green light was silent for a moment, did the other party investigate him just now?

Seeing that the opponent was full of hostility, Green Lantern spread his hands helplessly and said, "Okay, cough, I mean I am the future superhero of Seaside City. My name is...Hal Jordan, and I am from Seaside City."

A minute later, Batman reluctantly believed him, but remained on guard: "What is your power? Why is it called Green Lantern (that stupid name)?"

"I am a Green Lantern who belongs to the Green Lantern Corps. Green Lantern is equivalent to the police of the universe. Each Green Lantern is responsible for the safety of a region of the universe. I have been on duty in other regions of the universe before, and I have only recently applied to be transferred back to the Milky Way region. After all, I am a People on Earth naturally want to be on duty at the door of their house!" Green Lantern explained with a smile.

Batman observed Green Lantern's demeanor, tone and micro-expression, and believed the first half of his words. As for the last sentence...

"What's your real purpose of coming back?" Batman folded his arms around his chest and asked in a very oppressive voice.

……

Batman frowned. Anyone who hears that a powerful figure who is the overlord of the universe and can easily destroy a planet will go to the earth to settle down will feel uneasy.

Something flashed through Batman's mind, his eyes sharpened, and he asked, "When did those things happen?"

"Three months ago?" Hal replied.

Batman rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

In terms of time, it is consistent with the time when Superman threw the nuclear bomb instead of Iron Man and lost his way in the universe (the official statement of Iron Man), plus the power, flight and other abilities described by the green light just now, it is very likely that this envoy Karl is Superman!

Batman took out the Batphone and showed Hal the photo of Superman: "Is it him?"

"Damn it! Why is there someone exactly like that overly beautified statue?" Hal was shocked.

"Superman, the superhero of Metropolis. Extremely mysterious, the least frequently appearing hero among all the city's superheroes, he never even gives interviews, and never establishes contact with ordinary people beyond rescue." Batman to Hal explain.

"Metropolis? Superhero?" Hal was even more shocked.He really didn't expect that an imposing overlord of the universe would go to a remote rural planet to become a superhero in one of the cities!

Hal left in a hurry and hurried towards the metropolis.

Batman watched him go with a blank expression.

He has new information about Superman—named Karl El, an alien whose home planet has been destroyed, saved the surviving city of his original planet, established a new Krypton, became their envoy, killed The two evil overlords of the universe have become the hottest new overlords of the universe!

Then the problem is coming.

Since he has such prestige, power and new home planet in the universe, why does Superman come back?

The fetters of keeping a super strong are only feelings and various pursuits beyond these fame and power.

What is it on Earth that makes Superman so obsessed?

Is it a person or what?

Batman suddenly remembered the ambiguous photo of Clark and Superman, as well as the detector picture of Clark's laboratory that was suspected to be Superman's "belt part" that he only discovered yesterday...

Therefore, his previous guess was wrong.Clark has a relationship with Superman, if not an affair, then a tech support relationship.

Not love (Bruce gritting his teeth), so would it be family?

Considering that Superman is an orphan from Krypton, where did Superman live before finding Candor?Apparently, he was exiled to Earth.

The earth is his second hometown, so he misses the earth and chooses to return to the earth!

Then, he must have the identity of an earthling, and must have relatives and friends!

...What does Clark have to do with this?

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Hal went to the metropolis and searched around but couldn't find Superman.He suddenly remembered what Batman said, Superman is very mysterious and rarely appears.

This Carl, no, is Superman a bit too withdrawn as a superhero?

"Superman!!!" Hal yelled from the Metropolitan Central Park.

After calling for a while, Superman didn't appear.

"Alas, that green boy, our Superman is different from superheroes in other cities. He doesn't like excitement and pursuit. If you don't encounter any danger, even if you shout your throat, he won't show up." An old man wandering in the park kindly reminded him.

"..." Hal.

You can do it, you are amazing!Are you forcing me to come up with a trick?

"Help! I'm hurt! Only Superman can save me! Ah, I'm going to die! If Superman doesn't save me, I'll die!" Green Lantern Hal was very unruly, rolling on the ground shamelessly and screaming .

The old man angrily hit him with a walking stick: "Hey, green boy! It's immoral for you to touch porcelain like this!"

"I don't care, I'm hurt, I'm going to die, I need Superman to help me get up!"

"..." Grandpa.

"..." Batman who planted a bug on Hal.

In the end, Superman came.

Looking at the green light rolling all over the floor, Clark Superman: "..."

******

After that, Superman and Green Lantern found a place where no one was around and had a good chat.

As expected by the eavesdropping Batman, Superman really grew up on the earth. The earth is his hometown, and he wants to protect his hometown and its people.

The reason why I was involved in the battle of the universe was also for protection. The first time was to save the surviving clansmen, and the second time was to protect the safety of New Krypton and the earth.

After hearing the story of Superman, Hal was moved: Superman is such a good man!

Hal looked Superman up and down, and suddenly asked, "Are you short of a boyfriend?"

"... Huh?" Superman didn't respond.

"Are you considering that one-night stand?"

"...Are you gay?"

"Of course not!" Hal said with a serious face.

"Then you ask... what do you mean?" Superman was a little confused.

"Look at you, you have great strength, perfect looks, perfect body, and even a perfect personality! You are a true male god! So, it doesn't matter whether you are male or female, as long as you see you, you will want to sleep, right?"

"..." Superman.No, no one thought so! (you just don't know)

"I don't care about going up and down! Anyway, I can sleep with you once, and I won't suffer personally!" Hal said with a smile.

"..." Superman.Means I'm at a disadvantage?

"And you are so famous in the universe, you are now the number one on the list of the most sleepy people in the universe! If I can have a relationship or a one-night stand with you, I can live in the universe for a lifetime! Other green lights will envy me to death! "

"I refuse!" Superman said righteously.

"..., forget it." Hal had a regretful expression, but he didn't force it. He held Superman's shoulders freely: "Then take some group photos, right? With the group photos, I'm envious enough of my green-light colleagues. "

"..." Superman took a picture with Green Lantern Hal with a straight face.

"Come on, smile! Don't move, just this expression! I have to take more beautiful photos for my colleagues as souvenirs!" Hal took the camera with the green light energy and took pictures again and again.

"..." Superman's smile gradually stiffened.

After that, Hal left Clark with a cosmic network contact information, an earth contact information AKA mobile phone number.

"I have to go back to the headquarters. When I come back, I will stay on the earth. I will keep in touch with you!" Hal waved his hands and said goodbye, "To be honest, I really didn't expect to return to the earth for the first time." A mission is to stop the connection between the nine realms of time and space, so I might need your help at that time."

Clark Superman still kept a stiff smile, mechanically waving goodbye to Hal.

Hal, who was walking away, turned around suddenly, and said again: "Ah! If you change your mind, you can contact me anytime! I'm here anytime!"

"..." Superman.

"..." After listening to the whole Batman.

******

Bat cave.

Finding that the bug has no sound, it should be that the green light has reached the universe, Batman began to think about Superman.

As he has analyzed before, Superman is mysterious and non-heroic. He is a rational, gentle, and very determined person. At the same time, he does not want humans to rely too much on him, but he will provide rescue when he is needed. He is an unconventional person. superhero.

Today's information can also tell that Superman regards the earth as his hometown, has family and friends on the earth, and likes life on the earth very much.

He must have another identity as an ordinary person, and this identity is his focus.

At the same time, Superman is not greedy for the glory of the universe. He is not a person who likes power, power and fame. It seems that some things about being an ordinary person are more important than these.

If such a person is an ordinary person, he will be someone who is trustworthy, respected, and makes him want to be a friend.

But Superman's strength is too strong, he is Batman, he must be vigilant!

No matter how great, how kind, or even a saint, once he has this power, he needs to be on guard.Because no one knows what happened on which day, making this person lose his reason, self, and control. At that time, this protective power can become the most terrifying destructive force!

Therefore, for such power, he must make various plans!

Not to hurt Superman, but for the self-protection of the earthlings!Not to guard against this person, but to guard against this power!

As he said, anyone who owns this terrifying power that can destroy the earth should be prepared for it.

He was just glad that the person who possesses this power today is someone like Superman.