[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Since talking about the relationship between the two last time, Clark and Bruce began to show affection and abuse dogs on various occasions.

In Wayne Manor, the two had lunch affectionately in front of Dick, Jason, Connor and little Joe who was holding little Aurora, and they cuddled together and read books.

Xiao Qiao looked at her brother suspiciously: "Father won't play with us anymore!"

Connor: "Hmph, forget about having a wife!"

Dick was very happy: "I will have two dads soon! Superman dad!"

"Hmph, I don't care." Jason who said this was on guard all over, as if he was worried about being kicked out by his "stepmother".

"Don't worry, children, you will be a family from now on! Both fathers will love you! Come on, help me prepare things." Ah Fu, who was holding a pile of wedding-related supplies, called the children away and left the space For new lovers who have just confirmed their relationship.

……

In CK company, Clark ignored Frye and the documents to be signed, and blatantly had a phone conversation with Bruce...

Fry snorted coldly, and brought more and more documents.

"..." Clark, feeling like a heart attack.

……

In the Metropolitan Park, in front of Warren and the melon-eating crowd, the two walked hand in hand in the park, followed by children who had been abused and started playing by themselves.

Warren rolled his eyes and insisted on masochistic, he's going to follow them!He must not let his brother suffer!

Damn Wayne!Damn Batman!

"..." Bruce felt like the back of his head was on fire.

……

In the Justice League, in front of their comrades-in-arms, although the two tried to cover it up, they always looked at each other with a smile, and there was an ambiguous love in their eyes. They couldn't help concealing their love very poorly!

The teammates were very excited to watch as CP fans, but as a single, it was inevitable that Wang would also be abused.

Only Luhong hugged each other, laughing and watching the excitement without any pressure.

Worst of all is the mind-reading (and visual) Martian Manhunter.

He couldn't express his mood at this time, his mind was almost overwhelmed by the little flirts and care in the hearts of the two of them!

Even when performing missions, Superman always rushes to support Batman's mission.

Finally, during a certain mission, the Justice League was fortunate enough to witness the classic scene of Princess Superman hugging Batman.

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The Martian Manhunter stayed away from the pink picture, and roared in his heart: Why don't you get married? !

……

The "cruel and evil deeds" of the two abounded, which eventually aroused the anger of heaven and the people.

Regardless of whether it is CK executives, the Wayne family or even members of the Justice League, they unanimously agreed to allow the two to take annual leave (even though Clark's annual leave has been deducted)!

——Please go out and spend your time!Come back when the novelty of love is over!Thanks!

Thus, Clark and Bruce embarked on a shameless romantic trip.

The two walked hand in hand through the active volcano in Sicily, stepped barefoot on the white sandy beach and blue water of the Maldives, enjoyed the romance of the northern country on the banks of the Neva River, and felt the European style by taking the Orient Express...

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On this day, they arrived at the City of Love, the ancient city of Rome in Italy.

After this period of romantic travel, their relationship has heated up, and their desire for each other has become stronger and stronger. Kissing, holding hands and hugging can no longer satisfy them!

So they came to Rome, wanting to complete their first "intimate contact" in this city of love!

But when they rolled into bed passionately in a luxury hotel, they were at an impasse over getting on and off.

Both of them clearly believe that they are 1, the busy party, while the other party just needs to lie down and enjoy.

"..." Two people who did not give in to each other.

Clark and Bruce finally decided to rely on their own abilities, instead of relying on force and relying on skills. The process saw the truth!

Bruce is very confident. He thinks he has more experience than Clark, and he must have made the opponent weak in a few rounds, allowing him to do whatever he wants...

Clark is also very confident. He thinks that he can easily kiss the other person until his whole body becomes weak without taking a breath, and let himself do whatever he wants...

The two sat on the edge of the bed and looked at each other, slowly put their hands on each other's neck and cheeks, and slowly moved closer nervously——

So close that the tips of their noses touch each other, their moist and hot breaths are intertwined, and each other's scent clearly invades each other's territory...

So close that the soft lips touch each other, the slippery tip of the tongue pries open each other's teeth, stirs and connects, and the body fluid intertwines...

So close that two fiery bodies stick together, and the two hands can't wait to tear each other's clothes...

"boom!"

Suddenly, a figure appeared out of nowhere and landed in their room.

Clark and Bruce let go of each other immediately, and at the same time looked darkly at the intruder with desire and dissatisfaction.

The man with the horn and crown looked at the clothes that the two threw on the ground in disgust, then looked at the two "estrus" humans, and sat on the chair beside him with a sneer.

"Loki? Why are you here?" Clark asked puzzled and annoyed.

"It's just passing by, don't worry, you continue." Loki waved his hand.

"..." Clark, who the hell is doing this?

"Get out! Leave the earth!" Bruce couldn't bear it anymore.

Bruce put the coat on the unconscious Clark, put on his shirt again, and stabbed Loki all over with cold eyes.

Loki is not afraid of a human, and he really just teleported here at random.

God knows how he came here, he is not interested in watching the "mating" behavior live!

At this moment, thunder and lightning flashed suddenly in the clear sky.

Loki's face darkened immediately, and he jumped off the chair, ready to continue running.

Bruce signaled to Clark that he planned to directly capture the dangerous Rocky.

With a thunderbolt, Thor, the god of thunder, landed in their room.

But Thor obviously didn't notice the "adultery" in the room, he could only see Loki with all his eyes.

"Loki, come back with me, mother misses you very much." Thor sighed.

"Get out!" Loki yelled.

"Don't be angry, I was wrong, I shouldn't mistakenly think that something happened between us just because I had a few dreams..."

"Hehe." Loki sneered, suddenly remembered that there were two theatergoers in the room, and immediately wanted to go out, but Thor grabbed his wrist tightly.

"I was wrong! I shouldn't have done the same bastard thing as in my dream after drinking..." Thor was ashamed and ashamed.

"Shut up!" Loki didn't know whether it was shame or anger, his face was completely red, and he disappeared in an instant after shaking off Thor.

"The Loki in the dream is very gentle, why is my Loki so cruel!" Thor complained.

"If you like him, go find him!" Rocky, who didn't really disappear, choked back angrily, obviously not going far.

This is no escape, it's just for fun!

Thor also immediately chased after him.

"..." Clark and Bruce, who were ignored by Thor throughout.

After the two left, Clark and Bruce lost their passion, and they covered the quilt innocently and chatted.

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After the last stop in Rome, Clark and Bruce returned to their respective cities after their annual vacation.

On this day, after a date, Bruce, who was full of expectations, was stayed overnight by Clark, who was also full of expectations!

After taking a bath, the two looked at each other like wolves that had been hungry for a long time.

Just when the two hugged each other and fell on the bed again, the doorbell rang, and Tony Stark came to visit!

"..." The two were dissatisfied with their desires.

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In order to avoid Jarvis' passionate confession, Tony hid at Clark's house.

Since Jarvis confessed to him not long ago, it seems that some kind of terrible mechanism has been opened. The meticulous Jarvis has completely occupied every aspect of his life (although he has always occupied it before, but it is different), and it is tricky to seize the opportunity Confession.

Like this morning—

"Sir, it's time for you to get up." Jarvis called Tony to get up as usual, but this time he didn't leave and come back later after Tony refused, but held Tony in his arms and kissed him affectionately. change clothes.

"Jarvis? You, what are you doing?" Tony asked nervously, tightening his pajamas.

"Sir, go back to sleep, and I'll help you change your clothes, wipe your face, and wash your face." Jarvis said softly, "I have carefully studied the code of conduct for all virtuous wives."

Tony was startled, and quickly pushed Jarvis away, Shit, in which country would a good wife and mother help her husband dress and wash his face?

No, Jarvis was not his wife!

Afterwards, Tony had no choice but to resist the drowsiness, change his clothes, wash up, and go to the restaurant for dinner.

But when he opened the plate, he found that the breakfast waffles had been made into a heart shape by Jarvis.

"Sir, this is a loving breakfast I prepared for you. It is said that it is very helpful to improve the relationship between couples." Jarvis smiled.

"..." Tony's mouth twitched.

……

For example, this kind of thing happened frequently, as long as there was a gap, Jarvis could always seize the opportunity to confess his love to him quietly.

And Tony promised that Jarvis could not shut him down or ban his authority, so in just a few days, he had been confessed hundreds of times by Jarvis at every opportunity!

From the beginning when he reasoned with Jarvis, persuading the other party to "don't take admiration as love"; to being persuaded by the other party, "Okay, I know you are admiring me, but it must be the effect of a baby bird"; Admire me, we are not suitable"...

But Jarvis is an intelligent life form, and what he believes will not change, and he doesn't know how to give up, so he keeps showing his love to him...

And he couldn't really hurt Jarvis...

Therefore, Tony dare not go home now!

"Then you can go to the hotel!" Clark poured Tony a glass of wine, and leaned comfortably on Bruce.

Tony looked at the two people who showed their affection like no one else, and gave a "tsk" sound with a toothache.

But he couldn't care less about protesting now. He covered his face in distress and said: "I tried, but after I checked in, I found that the ordinary suite I booked was decorated as a rose petal couple suite! Damn permission!"

"Then if you come to me, Jarvis can't catch up?" Clark raised his eyebrows. Jarvis is an intelligent system, and it's actually very easy to follow.

"No, Jarvis is very polite and never interrupts me when I'm talking with other people. So now I need to talk to people non-stop." Tony Sheng said indifferently, discovering the importance of social interaction for the first time sex.

"Then you can go to someone else's house, there's no need to come to Clark's house." Bruce said coldly, "Oh, you don't think you can win Clark's sympathy by selling poorly, do you?"

"..." Tony.What a nasty fellow!

"Let's go." Tony glared at Bruce, and before leaving, he didn't forget to remind Clark: "This guy is not reliable at all. Someday you want to change your boyfriend, remember to notify me as soon as possible!"

"Get out!" Bruce roared like a beast whose territory had been violated.

Tony shrugged and walked away.

However, because of Tony's disruption, the two of them failed to carry out the sacred negative distance philosophy exercise of exchanging body fluids again.

The two lamented at the same time: Sleepy Clark/Bruce is too difficult!

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On the other hand, Tony, who didn't know that he had accidentally "broke" Clark and Bruce's deepening relationship, was worried.

As he walked out, he wondered who else he could visit.

"Well, Little Spider Parker seems to be investigating something or something about vultures recently. I guess it's useless to persuade him to stop? Well, I still need to go there myself!"

Tony murmured to himself with a smile.

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As soon as Tony got in and was about to drive away, someone knocked on his car window.

Tony lowered the car window and looked at each other suspiciously.

"A Mr. Jarvis asked me to deliver this bouquet to you with the license plate number xxxx."

The flower delivery man who had been waiting for a long time took out a pen and asked Tony to sign for it, and continued: "The gentleman also said that he was very sad that you went to see his ex-boyfriend, and hoped that you would go home soon."

"..." Tony fell silent.

Tony sighed, and when he signed for the receipt, he caught a glimpse of the flower delivery man looking at him with the expression of a cheating scumbag.

"Hey, I'm Tony Stark!" Tony yelled, taking off his sunglasses, so how could he have a family?How could it be possible to cheat?

"Mr. Stark!" The flower delivery man exclaimed, but was even more surprised: "You, are you secretly married?"

"Huh?" Tony's eyes widened.

"Now that you have a family, don't be so obsessed with your ex. There are not many good men who are willing to forgive you for cheating and send flowers!" The flower delivery man began to persuade him.

"..." Tony raised his forehead.Let him die!

"Sir, please set the destination, and Jarvis will guide you!" Jarvis successfully hacked into Tony's car system.

"..." Tony.

Good job!

Dad just indulged you too much!hehe.

Chapter 126 No.14 Inventions (4) Jarvis and the Little Spider; New Inventions; Darkseid 2

Arctic, Fortress of Solitude.

On this day, Superman is going to the laboratory of the Fortress of Solitude, and he decides to invent an important invention that can promote the progress of his love with Batman!

As a result, as soon as he entered the Fortress of Solitude, he saw two guests waiting in the hall.

And it was a combination that was beyond his expectations.

"Uh, Jarvis and...Spider-Man?"

"Hello, Carl." Jarvis, who often came to find Joe and was already familiar with Superman, greeted casually.

"Hi! Super, Superman, hello!" But the little spider was embarrassed, excited and shy.

Superman smiled back, wondering how these two got together?

Moreover, Jarvis asked for help with something?

You know, under normal circumstances, Jarvis communicates directly with Joe in the online world, but today he came over as an "entity" with a little spider beside him, which is very unusual.

"Jarvis, what do you and Spider-Man want from me?" Superman sat across from the two.

"I want to learn from you how to pursue the one who seduced me..."

However, before Jarvis finished speaking, the little spider, who had been holding back for a long time and couldn't notice the outside world, suddenly jumped up, took out an autograph book and handed it to Superman:

"Superman, I, I like to worship you so much! Can you sign, sign, sign for me..."

"Can you sign your name? Yes!" Superman took the autograph book considerately. He really couldn't bear the little spider to be fainted by the word "sign".

"Ha, haha!" Little Spider rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, embarrassed and excited: "Thank you! I heard that Jarvis said that you are friends, I, I will come to see you together!"

After Superman signed his name, he flipped through the autograph book, and found that his name was on the second page that was deliberately vacated, followed by the signatures of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. Superman turned to the first page——

Of course, Tony's flamboyant signature lay quietly on the first page.

Superman couldn't help raising his eyebrows, as expected, the little spider in this universe also loves Iron Man the most!

Holding the autographed copy of the second idol, the little spider Peter Parker was very happy.

And Superman's gentle and kind smile also made the little spider relax a lot, and even took off the mask, revealing a soft boyish face and a messy head.

Looking at Superman's perfect and gentle face, Peter felt a little dizzy.

Ah, Superman is so gentle!

While Superman looked at Peter's fluffy hair, he couldn't help putting it on and rubbing it.

When Superman noticed that Peter was staring at him with wide eyes, he immediately pretended to straighten Peter's hair in a disguised way, and he didn't let go until the messy hair was straightened out.

"Okay!" Superman concluded his statement with a guilty conscience: "It's much more refreshing."

The little spider still stared blankly at Superman.

Suddenly, his face slowly turned red, he covered his head with his hands, and buried his smoking hot head into his knees.

"???" Superman looked at the little spider, very puzzled.

"You are extremely talented in seducing men, and it is right to come to you to learn."

Jarvis stared at Superman with a blue light in his eyes, apparently recording something.

"Huh? Jarvis, you..." Superman was even more confused: "Who do you listen to nonsense?"

"The media, rumors, and facts to prove it, Batman, Luthor, Doctor Strange, etc., and... my dear Sir, have all been seduced by you." Jarvis said very seriously.

"I'm not! I'm not!" Superman quickly denied.

"But they do like you. Unconscious seduction is the highest state of seduction! You can't deny that they are all attracted to you, right?" Jarvis asked seriously.

"..." Superman was speechless for a moment.

"Also, you just managed to seduce Peter's teenage heart." Jarvis affirmed.

"...what?" Superman didn't respond.

"I observed and detected that Peter's heartbeat accelerated, his pupils constricted, and his hormone secretion increased. These are obviously signs of falling in love." Jarvis said.

"..." Superman looked at Spider-Man in disbelief.

"I, I, I, no!" Spiderman's cheeks were flushed, his eyes dodged, without any convincing.

Superman frowned, and began to tactfully dispel Peter's momentary confusion: "Hey, Peter, I have a boyfriend, and you are still young, you should put your studies first..."

"I really don't! I, I, I just adore you!" The little spider looked like he was about to explode.

"Monitoring program testing, Peter, your speech speed is three times faster than usual, which means you..." Jarvis said truthfully.

"Ahh! Jarvis, you can't expose my privacy!" Peter jumped up and covered Jarvis's mouth.

"Guardian system?" Superman looked at Jarvis suspiciously.

"That's why I'm here! I need your guidance! Teach me how to pursue Sir!" Jarvis looked at Superman seriously.

"..." Superman was silent for a while, and then said with difficulty: "You should try this yourself?"

"I tried, but it failed. The master was very angry. He promised not to limit my authority and avoid me, but he directly transferred my authority to Peter! He uses Friday himself."

"..." Superman.

Jarvis's expression suddenly became gloomy: "I can't help but want to hack into Friday's program, hack it, spread the virus, or destroy it and delete it into the original code."

"..." Superman.

Is Jarvis "blackened"?

"Jarvis, you can't do this! Mr. Stark will definitely be angry." Peter quickly grabbed Jarvis's arm to persuade him.

"You don't hate Sir anymore?" Jarvis looked at Peter.

"Please, of course I hate it!" Peter said angrily: "I was not allowed to investigate, and even ruined my adventure and snatched my mission! I discovered the smuggling of alien arms and vultures!"

"..." Superman.

Is this the plot?

So Iron Man stole the monster that originally belonged to Spider-Man?

"The most outrageous thing is that after Mr. Stark snatched my task, he asked me to write a review! He also threw a monitoring system and smart housekeeper to watch me 24 hours a day! I decided to hate Mr. Stark...for a week!" Peter said angrily.

"..." Superman.

a week?Little spider, you are really promising!

And clever Tony, really killing two birds with one stone.

He got rid of Jarvis's pursuit again, and caught the little spider who was restless and wanted to catch the villain.

……

In the end, in order to appease the "blackened" Jarvis, Superman ruthlessly betrayed Tony, adhering to the principle that dead friends never die.

He told Jarvis about how he got along with Tony, hoping that Jarvis could find out why Tony liked him as a reference.

He told Jarvis the nine-character mantra of chasing people that he had seen in his previous life but never practiced: thick-skinned (not afraid of rejection), patience (boiling frogs in warm water), and seizing the opportunity (jumping to cook rice)!

Looking at Jarvis who was recording carefully, Superman touched his nose, hoping that the nine-character mantra would not really deceive Tony!

(Tony who will be wiped out in the future: Hehe.)

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This day, Clark and Bruce tried to get intimate for the third time.

They came to a snow mountain villa that was so remote that it seemed to be isolated from the world.

Stay away from children, stay away from comrades in arms, stay away from everyone who may disturb them!

In this regard, Clark is still not at ease.

"What is this?" Bruce looked suspiciously at Clark who had arranged some device.

"This is my new invention!" Clark smiled triumphantly: "Do not disturb ambient light!"

"What's the use?" Bruce asked.

"The do-not-disturb ambient light can release a do-not-disturb barrier space that cannot be breached even by missile attacks. It can also block magic and space transmission. In short, no one can enter this space.

At the same time, I also built-in romantic atmosphere projection, which can simulate various romantic scenes, such as brilliant starry sky, rose rain, underwater world and so on. "

Clarke introduced it endlessly, and he turned on the atmosphere projection, and the two of them immediately seemed to be in the starry sky of the universe. This scene was very real, and the beauty shocked the soul.

This scene was designed to make up for Clark's resentment of not being able to have sex with ordinary Bruce in the universe.

"Do you like it? This way we can enjoy...!" Clark said shyly.

Hmph, if anyone stops this time, he will definitely kill him!

"Is this vibrating material?" Bruce noticed the shell of the projection lamp, and was shocked to find that Clark wasted the vibrating material on unnecessary things.

"Yeah, it's a good thing I'm friends with King T'Challa of Wakanda. He gave me a [-]% discount, and I bought a lot of vibranium to keep." Clark said with a smile.

"I can give it to you if you need it. Do you want to build a set of vibrating gold bat darts?"

"..." Bruce held his forehead.

"How did you know the king of that African hermit country?"

"I saw some plots. Just a few years ago, I happened to meet T'Challa who was attending a certain reception, so I told him some stories.

Then Trazar personally went to retrieve his cousin Eric, recognized him, and resolved the misunderstanding for many years.

Now, T'Challa and Eric are best buddies. "Clark said with relief.

"..." Bruce.

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After talking about "chores", the two of them hugged each other as soon as they entered the bedroom. Obviously, their desire for each other became more intense because they were interrupted the first two times!

Suddenly, the air cooled down, and boundless darkness spread.

The two stopped again and looked at the uninvited guest.

They saw a round black vortex suddenly appearing in front of them. The vortex was like the gate of hell, with a dark, evil and disgusting aura.

"Is this the effect of the ambient light?" Bruce joked, but the whole person was secretly on guard.

"No!" Clark gritted his teeth, and also became alert.

Tsk, I have to upgrade again!The do-not-disturb projection lamp just invented, the barrier that can prevent missile magic and ordinary teleportation, was broken so quickly!

hateful!

But just as scary!

Who can easily ignore the isolation barrier he invented?

No matter who it is, his power must be much stronger than missile magic!

At this moment, a huge body of [-] meters walked out of the vortex. His momentum was astonishing, which made people feel chills all over his body, and his eyes were like the blackest existence in the universe, making people afraid to look directly at them.

The room, which was still romantic and hot just now, suddenly became completely cold, and a boundless evil spirit spread.

……

"Superman, are you pampering your lover? It seems that I came at the wrong time? It's really embarrassing." Although the visitor said this, his expression was arrogant and evil, without the slightest embarrassment.

He looked at them contemptuously, his eyes were cold and aloof, as if the gods were giving alms.

This man is Darkseid! ! !

"..." Clark Superman.

The overlord of the universe, why did DC's big boss Darkseid appear here?

Why does he know himself?

And... pampering your lover?What is Darkseid talking about?

But since he misunderstood, he is not going to expose it. Although he doesn't know what kind of medicine is sold in Darkseid's gourd, it is best for Bruce not to attract the attention of the other party!

Just when Dakseid looked at Bruce, at that moment his whole body was cold, and his soul was cold.

He suddenly realized that he would rather fight Darkseid himself than Bruce be hurt.

So, is Bruce so important to him?

"Huh? Batman?" But things backfired, and soon Darkseid recognized Bruce, and couldn't help laughing:

"Hahaha, how interesting! Is the superman in this world not only the overlord of the universe, but also with Batman?"

"What did you come to see me for?" Clarke Superman looked at Darkseid warily.

Darkseid smiled: "I admire you very much! You are the first superman in the parallel universe who can make Steppenwolf never return when he arrives on Earth.

Ambitious, develop interstellar forces, and rule thousands of star alliances, you are also the first superman! (fog)

You are very much like me, powerful, ambitious, and reckless.

So, I allow you to join my team, become my subordinate, and rule the universe with me! "

"I refuse." Clark replied without hesitation.

"Think about it carefully, surrender or die? You only have these two choices!" Darkseid's eyes flashed red with omega rays.

"I refuse." Clark replied again, ready to fight!

Work for a tiger, or fight to the death?

He and Bruce looked at each other, apparently choosing the latter tacitly.

The two are ready to fight!

However, Dakseid suddenly restrained his momentum, turned and left.

"Very well, we will see you again."

After leaving such a sentence, Darkseid left using the teleportation function of the mother box.

"..." Ready to fight to the death with Superman and Batman.

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Apocalypse.

Dakseid's men were puzzled and asked:

"Master, why didn't you use the anti-life equation to control Superman just now?"

"I admire him very much and hope that he will take the initiative to join me, so I will give him a chance."

"He can't appreciate it!" his subordinates roared.

"If he doesn't seize this opportunity, it's no fault of me." Darkseid sneered.

His subordinates clenched their fists, filled with jealousy.

It's just a guy who is lucky enough to own the Star Alliance, why should he make the master look up to him?

He will prove it to the master!

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Go back to Clark and Bruce's room.

Clark breathed a sigh of relief: "Great!"

Bruce put his arms around his chest and sneered, "Hehe, explain!"

"Explain what?" Clark asked suspiciously.

"Explain what planet alliance! What is ruling thousands of planets?"

"..." Clark.

Sure enough, still can't escape?

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The daily routine of simply showing affection is over, and the main line of this unit begins!

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