[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

A super anti-prison.

After interrogation, Superman and Batman learned that the black mage also didn't understand his new splinter magic.

According to the black mage, he found this magic from an ancient book. He didn't know the principle, nor how to remove it.

So, Superman now has to go on to face the two Bruce who split into Brucey and Batman.

"How great, I can pursue you wholeheartedly in the future, anyway, I don't like patrolling, fighting, etc!" Brucey held his cheeks in both hands, and looked at Superman sweetly.

The corner of Superman's eyes twitched, and he looked at Batman, who represented reason.

"Clark's time is yours, Superman's time is mine,...to protect the world." Batman said calmly to Bruce.

Superman silent.

Batman... is indeed very sensible, he divided the timetable in the first place!

Brucey was initially dissatisfied with Batman's arrangement, but he had to compromise under the eyes of his other self.

Brucey glared at Batman, stepped forward and hugged Superman's waist, and looked at him affectionately: "With enough sleep, I can get up early every day to accompany you to have breakfast! Besides, except you as Superman While saving the world, I can be with you! Are you happy?"

"..." Superman.

With a cold face, Batman tore Bruce away from Superman, gritted his teeth and said, "You are too clingy!"

After teaching Bruce, Batman looked at Superman: "According to the current situation, you will be on duty and mission with me in the future."

"Hmph, you're not using the public for personal gain!" Brucey protested.

"No, this is the best arrangement so far." Batman said seriously.

Bruce made a "cut" immediately.

Superman Clark thought for a while, and suddenly thought of something, he couldn't believe it: "Wait, doesn't this mean that one of you is with me 24 hours a day?"

"Don't you like this?" Bruce hooked Superman's cape and licked his lips seductively.

"..." Superman.

"He's Superman now." Batman snatched the cloak from Brucey's hand, and looked at Brucey coldly.

"Cut! I like both Clark and Superman! If you're not happy, you can have both!" Bruce muttered dissatisfied.

Batman glanced at Superman and hesitated.

"..." Superman Clark.

Hey, sorry, Clark and Superman are the same person!Not two!

"Not feasible."

After a feasibility analysis in his mind, Batman finally rejected Brucey's proposal rationally.

"And if the time is not separated, I'm afraid I can't help but want to kill my other self." Batman said something very scary in a calm and waveless voice.

Brucey immediately hid behind Superman and accused himself: "Whoa, Batman is threatening me!"

"..." Superman.My head hurts!

******

After sending the two Bruce back to Wayne Manor, Clark and Ah Fu briefly explained a few words, and immediately left as if they were handing over some hot potato, um, it was really flying.

Ah Fu looked at the two masters and fell into a long silence.

Finally, Ah Fu shook his head, leaned his forehead and sighed: "I knew there would be such a day!"

"I used to watch you play Brucey for a while, and Batman for a while. I always thought that you would split into two people sooner or later. Hehe, it has come true now."

"Hey, Ah Fu, you don't have to worry about it. If the other me is injured or dies, you still have me."

"Shut up!" Batman yelled.

"Ah Fu, Batman is killing me!" Bruce hid behind Ah Fu and complained.

"Tsk." Batman couldn't believe that this stuff was part of his distribution.

……

"Masters, I have a proposal!"

Ah Fu suddenly had an idea and thought of a good way to solve his master's identity crisis.

This opportunity is absolutely not to be missed!Who knows when the master will recover?

Ah Fu immediately "posed" the two masters together, took several photos in a row, and then logged in with Bruce's Facebook account to post.

——Gotham baby: Ah, I was saved by Batman today, thank you so much!Batman is not as unreasonable as he imagined, he even agreed to take a photo with me!Attached 12345...

This news has only been released for 1 minute, and the number of likes has reached tens of thousands.

On the second day, rumors about Batman and Bruce spread all over the streets of Gotham.

******

Clark, who had repaired the magic defense necklace overnight, saw the news of Batbu CP flying all over the sky as soon as he left the laboratory.

Clark thought he would be the same as before, teasing or laughing at Bruce, laughing it off at the end, and not caring.

But now, his heart thumped, and he became inexplicably worried.

Really, what are you worried about?

Batman hates Bruce so much, and Bruce hates Batman so much, it's impossible...

But it's not like there are no happy enemies who end up getting married...

Etc., etc!What are you thinking about?Why worry about this?

……

Patting his face, Clark recovered from his wild thoughts.

Then as soon as he got to the lobby, he saw Brucey who was waiting for him for a long time with roses in his arms.

"Clark, I'm coming!" Brucey's smile was still very sweet.

"Yeah." Clark nodded coldly, but felt relieved suddenly.

……

The two had breakfast, and Bruce insisted on driving Clark to work in his most flamboyant luxury car.

Very eye-catching along the way.

Brucey would accompany him and tell him jokes as the company signed boring paperwork.

Although talking and laughing extended the working hours, the work became more interesting.

In the end, Frye, who was shown by them to kill, ruthlessly kicked them out of the company.

Afterwards, they went to the park together and had lunch together, and the afternoon was originally his research time, but Superman asked for too much leave a while ago and needed to make up a shift.

So as soon as the two of them left the restaurant, a bat fighter flew down from the sky.

Bruce looked at the bat fighter, then at his luxury car, his face darkened.

Damn, I lost!

Batman walked towards Clark and Bruce step by step.

At this time, the crowd of onlookers began to discuss.

"What happened? Clark overturned?"

"Hey, Bruce pursued Clark before, and later had an affair with Batman, and now Batman is here to catch the rape!"

"Clark, the male harvester, will also be robbed of CP and NTR one day!"

"Hey, it's really fun!"

……

As a result, Batman walks past Bruce and takes Clark away.

"..." The people who eat melons.It seems that I ate the wrong melon just now?

"Clark deserves to be Clark!"

"Fuck, in front of the current boyfriend, the affair with her boyfriend left, what kind of magical plot is this?"

"So Clark dismantled the bat CP, and hugged him left and right to enjoy the blessings of everyone? Awesome!"

"Clark's charisma is second to none!"

"As expected of a demonic gay!"

"Ah, I really want to be gay by Clark!"

"……roll!"

******

After Clark was pulled into the Batfighter by Batman, he immediately began to protest: "If you take me away like this, you will expose my identity as Superman!"

"No." Batman said coldly.

"Why not?" Clark asked angrily.

Batman turned on a side screen in the fighter, which showed the crowd's interpretation of what had just happened.

After seeing that he had captured the speeches of Batman and Brucey at the same time, Clark fell silent.

Hehe, a metropolitan who puts entertainment above all else!

However, it seems to be right...

******

Since that day, Clark's daily life has changed.

In the morning, someone accompanied me for breakfast, when the company signed documents, someone told jokes, and when I was on duty as Superman, I had a reliable partner...

So, at first Clark felt that such a day was not bad.

But after a few days, Clark couldn't take it anymore!

Although there are "two" people, they are all Bruce!

The same face, different expressions, different personalities, unified and divided.

Being followed by them seamlessly 24 hours a day, for several days in a row, he was not given any time to be alone!

Even when he was hiding to do experiments, Brucey had to set up a bunch of heart-shaped candles and roses outside the laboratory door, waiting to greet him when he went out.

Even if he was on duty alone in the watchtower, Batman would come to check.

"Where's your Gotham?" Superman began to chase people away.

"I have inspected, now I have plenty of time, I have more time to deal with Gotham affairs, and I have more time to accompany you...to deal with the affairs of the Justice League."

Batman explained that even at the pauses, there was no change in his face.

"..." Superman was also expressionless.

……

All told, Clark felt like he was going crazy.

Although Clark has already noticed that he seems, may, maybe, likes Bruce a little bit.

He doesn't hate Bruce's intimacy and warm moments, but it's too much!

Don't you know that when chasing someone, you have to be far away and close at the same time, if you leave immediately, can you hold people's appetite?

——You may lose me like this!

……

Clark began to miss the days when Tony and Strange fought (saved) and harassed (saved).

But in the past few days, Tony has been comprehensively upgrading Jarvis, who has been "going wrong" in the program recently, and he is at a loss.

As for Strange, because he had just assumed the position of the Supreme Sorcerer, he had a lot of work to do, and he didn't want to lose his job in the hospital, so he was also at a loss.

(He thinks that if the key points are destroyed, he can rest easy)

Clark sighed, it seemed that he could only figure out a way by himself.

******

So, Clark found the stars, space-time cracks, and the soul fragments of the forger.

"Lovely star, is there any world that needs me to help you get back from the dark side recently? I can start now!" Clark showed a flattering smile.

Xingchen trembled, obviously frightened by Clark's overly friendly smile.

But after waiting for a while, Xingchen still introduced: "There is a world, although this world cannot be said to be a blackened world in the conventional sense, but there are already deviations, but that world is quite special..."

"I'll go!" Clark eagerly agreed without waiting for Xingchen to finish.

So Clark walked into the space-time channel opened by the stars.

……

Just when Xingchen wanted to close the passage, Brucey appeared. He walked towards Xingchen, smiled and asked: "Wait, where did you get my dear? Send me there, or I will lock you in Wayne The laboratory under its banner dissected you!"

"..." Xing Chen.

"You know the other me is Batman, right? Batman can do anything, send me over there, or I'll pack you up and give Batman, God knows what he can do!" Brucey pretended to be powerful.

"..." Xing Chen.

In the end, Bruce also walked into that space-time tunnel.

……

After a while, Batman, who noticed that Clark and Bruce's signal had disappeared, also arrived.

At this time, Xingchen had already decisively hid.

A few minutes later, Batman looked at Clark who came back holding the injured Brucey, and sneered, "Explain."

"Do you have any sympathy? Don't you see that my leg is broken? I need treatment!" Brussie was angry.

"It's just a broken bone, just a minor injury." Batman glanced at them and continued to examine them: "Where did you go? What did you do? Tell me everything!"

"..." Clark.

"What secrets did you not tell me?" Batman approached Clark, looking at Clark with squinted eyes.

This careless Pippi is super!It's so worrying!

……

So, after listening to Clark's story, Batman knew the existence of the stars, and knew that Clark had been to many dangerous parallel universes without his knowledge or participation!

"In the future, before going to any universe, you must notify me!" Batman ordered.

"..." Clark showed a reluctant expression.

"Huh?" Batman glared at him.

"Okay, I must call you~!" Clark bowed slightly and greeted the boss.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!

Sure enough, Big Brother Meow still wants to masturbate!

The author has something to say:

***

The next chapter is extra!

Which parallel universe did Clark and Bruce go to?

***

Bruce: I'll eat with you, chat with you, and laugh with you!

Batman: I'll work with you and save the world with you.

Day one, Clark: It's not bad.

The next day, Clark: It was beautiful.

Day Three, Clark: Again?

……

Day [-]: A bit annoying.

……

Day N: Get out!

***