[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

New York, Avengers Tower.

Strange and Tony sat face to face, and the atmosphere was very condensed.

"Heh, don't think I can't see your intentions." Tony put his hands on his chest and said with a sneer, "We fight each other, so you can reap the benefits? Haha, I've never seen such a brazen person!"

Strange responded with a smile: "It's just mutual benefit. Your chance of success is much smaller than Bruce's. It's very difficult for you to win alone! Why don't we cooperate to win against Bruce, and then we can each rely on our own abilities?"

"I never need a wingman to chase someone!" Tony said disdainfully.

He paused, but still couldn't help asking curiously: "Cough, who is Clark's love...?"

Strange smiled triumphantly.

"Your coffee." Jarvis came with two cups of coffee.

A glass was placed next to Strange with a "bang", and the glass was brought to Tony's hand tenderly and considerately.

"It smells so good, Jarvis, the coffee you make is getting better and better." Tony was full of admiration.

"Well, I've been adjusting it according to your taste, Sir, as long as you like it." Jarvis smiled dotingly, and now Jarvis is getting closer and closer to humans in terms of micro-expressions.

"Bah bah bah, it's so bitter!" Strange just vomited after taking a sip.

"Is it bitter? It's obviously very sweet!" Tony, who has a sweet tooth, likes coffee that is naturally rich in sugar and milk.

"Oh, I probably forgot to add sugar to Mr. Strange's cup of coffee." Jarvis said lightly.

"..." Strange felt targeted.

Tony smiled and raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.

He naturally knew that Jarvis, a super AI, couldn't "forget" anything, so it was Jarvis who didn't like Strange?

Oh, his baby Jarvis has grown up again and learned to play tricks!

******

After the coffee interlude, Strange begins to recount what he saw about Clark's 1000 love affairs.

"Different choices have different love relationships. Among the 1000 times, except for 502 times, Clark chose his Goddess of Science, and there was no love relationship. For the rest, Clark had a total of more than a dozen love relationships!

The most threatening are the following:

The first, of course, is the scheming and crafty Wayne!He can always take advantage of Clark's weaknesses, he is the person who occupies the most timelines in Love, and he is the strongest enemy!

The second one is Narcissus Love!Danger in every sense of the word!It must be stopped!

Because of the black mage's splitting magic, Clark and Superman were separated, and their mutual understanding, no one can interfere.

Although most of the timelines, the Justice League was able to reset Clark and Superman.

But fourteen timelines failed, Chaoke CP came true, and even held the wedding of the century.

But without Clark's humanity, Superman's divinity was too strong, and he became a real god on earth, which immediately caused a series of disasters. Later, Clark wanted to stop Superman, but was put under house arrest...

There are still three timelines. Although Clark and Superman have been reset, they are divided into two personalities, Superman and Clark, and they are HE!

In some timelines, Luthor used some means to confuse Clark and changed his character, which led to Superman announcing his retirement (the only world that successfully retired?), and Clark became an indifferent scientist and profiteer who didn't care about the lives of others.

In some timelines, because Clark avoids our pursuit, he likes the relaxation and comfort of staying with the captain, and finally stays with the captain.

In some timelines, Superman chatted with his exclusive reporter Louise, raised Xiao Qiao together, and finally got together.

In some timelines, Clark was with Wonder Woman, who saved the hero.

In some timelines, Clark couldn't bear to reject the brother-controlling angel Warren, and Clark softened and lost.

In some timelines, under the protection of bodyguard Raymond's loyal dog, Clark even became a hero.

In some timelines, Clark is actually with an actor Brian who can only see his face!An ordinary person who has never heard of it actually poached the corner of a superhero!

Some timelines,..."

Tony listened, his face completely darkened.

His Clark... is very carefree. Even though none of this happened, and although these are all due to different choices, there are too many candidates who can make a love affair with Clark?

Humph! !! !!

"Okay, let's cooperate!" Tony said firmly.

He wants to see how these messy people want to snatch away his super!

"Sir, according to Mr. Strange, the probability that Clark will not choose anyone and devote himself to science is more than 50%, so the biggest enemy between you and Mr. Strange is not Mr. Wayne or others, but the goddess of science .” Jarvis pointed out a very critical point.

"..." I only saw the two rivals in love.

"So, if Mr. Wayne is stopped, and you and Mr. Strange also fail to attack, according to my calculations, the probability of Mr. Kent dying alone is as high as 75%!"

"For Mr. Kent's happiness, shouldn't you and Mr. Strange fully support Mr. Wayne, who has the highest success rate?"

"..." The two who had their souls beaten by purely intelligent AI.

"Hey, Jarvis, you don't understand. Feelings are not a matter of chance. Feelings are complicated and selfish..." Tony sighed.

"If you like someone, shouldn't you act in the best interest of the other person to make the other person happy?" Jarvis asked suspiciously.

"That's the standard answer, but people are flawed." Tony patted Jarvis's arm, what a simple child in his family!

Jarvis stared at Tony clapping his hands, intently, as if it was something worth recording repeatedly.

In fact, Jarvis knew that the logic he said did not conform to human thinking.

Although he still doesn't understand human feelings, from the analysis of various materials, he knows the human thinking mode very well. He would not have questioned the choice of the master and Mr. Strange, but he still asked this question.

But is his purpose of asking this question really for his doubts?Or for something else?

Strange raised his eyebrows and noticed something, so he half explained and half seductively said:

"Robot, do you want to learn to love? Love is terrible. It is selfish, persistent, full of jealousy and deceit. The selfless love you mentioned is guardianship, just like when you treat your master, you only consider the other person's feelings." Needs and interests. And love will lie for oneself, and even do things against the interests and wishes of the other party, such as preventing the other party from pursuing other people..."

Jarvis stood still, and the core program began to run at high speed.

Is there a difference between protection and love?

Then he "accidentally" burned the master's clothes before, and used procedural chaos to tie up the master's date, was it because of love?

******

Metropolis, Central Plaza.

On this day, Clark decided to have a formal date with Bruce.

Although I have "dated" before, but those are in the identity and mentality of friends.

This time, he decided to try with Bruce with a "love" mentality. If it goes well, he..., if it doesn't go well, he has reason to reject him completely, haha.

However, when Clark and Bruce were enjoying a candlelight dinner for two in an elegant restaurant, three uninvited guests broke in.

"What a coincidence, I don't mind sharing a table!" Tony said with a smile.

"What a coincidence!" Bruce gritted his teeth: "This is a high-end restaurant, not a party food stall, go to another location!"

"Waiter, I want filet steak!" Strange turned a deaf ear and even started to order.

"Sir, I changed your order. If you continue to eat like this, you will overweight even more." Jarvis took Tony's order list and deleted a few donuts casually.

"..." Tony.Hello, Jarvis!How can you mention being overweight in front of my sweetheart?

"Hehe, don't eat if you are overweight, there is a gym not far away, please!" Bruce mocked rudely.

……

In the end, the romantic dinner for the two turned into a dinner for five.

Similarly, the two's love movie plan turned into five people watching Hollywood commercial blockbusters together.

Bruce's face became very ugly.

"The movie is good, and the special effects and rhythm are very enjoyable to watch!" Clark was the only one who watched the movie seriously.

"It's getting late, and I have something to do in my laboratory, so I'll go back first, you four have fun!" Clark said with a bit of bad intentions.

"..." Three people and one machine.

Wait, lab?experiment?invent?Goddess of Science?Their greatest love rival? !

Strange and Tony looked at each other with strange expressions.

"I'll take you back." Bruce immediately grabbed the gap between the two saboteurs "Running God", and took Clark away without hesitation.

All that was left was the black shadow of the two people leaving together.

******

Halfway, Bruce stopped the car and decided to walk home with Clark.

It's nice to go for a walk together.

Dim lights, the two walked together on the path by the river, Bruce suddenly said: "Today doesn't count, you owe me a date."

"..." Clark.Isn't it now?

"I'm in a bad mood and I want some comfort." Bruce turned around, kept the same speed as Clark, and walked backwards.

"Comfort?" Clark pursed his lips subconsciously, a little nervous.

Bruce pointed to his lips.

"..." Clark immediately froze.

Bruce smiled, and walked to Clark, but just hugged Clark. The two snuggled together in the cool night, feeling each other's body temperature, as if their hearts were fused together.

This kind of warmth and comfort makes people feel a little immersed in it.

……

Clark listened to his faster heartbeat with some annoyance, and he was teased again!

Bruce smiled.

Bruce discovered that this kind of moistening and silent strategy method is more effective for Clark, who is emotionally restrained.

Enthusiasm and romance will make Clark subconsciously avoid him, and only this kind of subtle tenderness is hard for Clark to refuse.

Therefore, attacking Clark is a long process that needs to be done step by step.

******

On the other side, Tony and Strange, who were left behind by Bruce and Clark, looked at each other, and finally said nothing.

They ruined the date, so it should be considered a success, right?

Jarvis controlled the luxury car of his and his Sir's family, and automatically drove to himself and Tony: "Sir, shall we go home too?"

Strange swears, he heard the joy in Jarvis's voice!

Just then, Strange's cell phone rang.

Wang's voice came from the opposite side of the phone: "London has found traces of Casillas, and the war is about to begin!"

"I'll be right there." Strange immediately looked serious.

He drew a circle and started the teleportation, the target - the Holy of Holies in London!