[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

this day,

In order to get rid of the troublesome daily life, Clark decided to stay at home today and stay behind closed doors.

Lying on the rocking chair, basking in the sun, drinking tea, reading a book, the Buddha spends the day leisurely.

However, just when Clark was relaxing on the rocking chair, an accident happened!

Before he noticed, he was swallowed by the "star" from top to bottom.

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"Ah~~~!" Falling from mid-air, Clark screamed instinctively.

Just as Clark controlled his screams and was about to turn into Superman, a black shadow suddenly flashed by his side.

In the next second, he was hugged by the waist. Just as Clark felt grateful, he found himself chained three times inside and outside three times.

And when he saw the person who tied him up, he was in a mess.

OMG! ! !

What did he see?

The face of a laughing bat!With a pale face like a clown and a crazy bloody grin reaching to the ears, a thick metal mask covering the eyes and covered with spikes, a black armor, and a few blood-stained chains wrapped around the body, in short, it is very barbarian in the end of the world The style, just looking at it, makes people shudder.

"Jie Jie Jie, look what I found? A cutie that fell from the sky?" Laughing Batman said to the six "selves" in the base.

Clark was stiff all over. After looking around, he finally found out where he was!

This is the space opened up by the demon Barbatos!It's where all the Nightmare Batmen of the Dark Multiverse gather!

"Cut, bored, kill him quickly." The young and grumpy Batman with the power of Green Lantern - Daybreak Ghost jumped from a high place, looking at Clark fiercely.

After speaking, he moved his limbs and geared up, as if he wanted to do it himself.

"..." Clark subconsciously rubbed his blue kryptonite watch.

But he immediately put down his hand and decided to stand still, wait for the opportunity, and adapt to the situation.

After all, every Nightmare Batman has great strength, one against seven, his odds of winning are zero!

Laughing Batman roughly tugged on the chain, staggering Clark who was "in a daze", and almost fell to the ground.

Unfortunately, the emerald that Clark put in his pocket was knocked out and hit the slate crisply.

The laughing bat picked up the emerald, and his smile became even more terrifying: "Jie Jie Jie, Martha's emerald~!"

As soon as the joke fell, all the Nightmare Batmen who were secretly watching the show or were indifferent all looked over, fixedly staring at the emerald in the Laughing Bat's hand, then looked at Clark inquiringly, and then gathered towards them.

"..." Clark.

This emerald is the heirloom of the Wayne family!It was Bruce who stuffed it to him a few days ago. He insisted that it was given to him by Martha, and he had no right to take it back.

"Why do you have this?" The green dawn ghost grabbed Clark by the collar and roared angrily.

"Tsk, idiot! Do you even need to ask? Of course it's because this little cutie is our fiancé from some parallel universe~!" The only female batman in the field said with a sexy and dangerous smile.

She is the drowned resentful soul with the ability of the sea king, a world destroyer who submerged the entire world she was in with sea water.

She walked up to Clark, looked him up and down, then lifted Clark's chin, licked his lips, and looked at him like a butcher looks at a slaughtered lamb.

"You look delicious!"

"Heh, so your Batman is also a woman?" the young and energetic Daybreak Ghost kicked Clark and asked very rudely.

Clark made an exaggerated "Ah yo" on purpose, like a weak human being.

He looked at Batman Nightmare who was staring at him because of the problem with the Daybreak Ghost Lamp, swallowed involuntarily, and tentatively replied: "No, Bruce in my world...is a male."

"Male?" Drowning was taken aback for a moment, but instead of being angry, she became more interested. She caressed her sexy and unusual black lips: "So the Batman in your world is gay?"

Clark hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Although... the other party is likely to be bent by him.

Seeing Clark nodding, Drowning Bat immediately covered his stomach and laughed.

"You, what's your name?" The oldest old Batman among the seven, AKA the Red Death in a red uniform with the ability of the Flash, stared closely at Clark and asked, "I don't remember seeing you in my world .”

The Red Death feels that the other party is outstanding in appearance, even if they are not fiancés in his world, it is impossible for him not to know each other!Unless the other party does not exist at all.

"My name is Barnes Rogers, who are you?" Clark asked knowingly, and showed an innocent and harmless smile, trying to minimize their hostility.

However, the seven nightmare bats subconsciously avoided his dazzling smile.

"Hmph, the other one has really bad taste!" said the most ferocious, monster-like Batman with the power of Doomsday - Ravager.

Clark's smile reminded him of the hateful hypocrite Superman in his own world, and he was in a terrible mood.

"Jie Jie Jie, we are all your fiancés~!" Laughing Bat pulled Clark's chains and pulled him closer to his terrifying face: "We are all your favorite Bruce~! Let me make you Become a puppet, and stay by my side from now on, like my little bird. You are very happy, aren't you?"

Only then did Clark see that the chains in the hands of the Laughing Bat were connected to the clown-like puppet Robin not far away.

Clark, who had just become a father recently, felt a sudden pain in his heart, and his eyes could not help but turn cold. He was angry, and for a moment he forgot to calm down, and forgot the original strategy of standing still and waiting for the opportunity.

Clark sneered, and blurted out: "Hehe, I refuse. And I think you have misunderstood, Bruce is not my fiancé, he just forced this gem on me, I don't want it!"

Clark looked at the Nightmare Batman present, as if saying that he didn't like them.

However, after saying this, Clark regretted it, and immediately made mental preparations for a head-on, desperate fight.

"when!"

The Predator wearing the God of War helmet, the Batman with the power of the Amazon, the ruthless battle maniac, the war maniac-the ruthless war demon, thrust his great sword into the ground, and solemnly said:

"Useless guy! Whether it's a battle on the battlefield or a battle of love, Batman will never lose!"

"..." Clark.Is this the point?

"What should I do with this person? Barbatos will come here for inspection in a few days. If he finds out, the probability of serious consequences is 87%." Cyborg Batman, that is, Batman with steel bone ability—— Killing Machine analyzed coldly.

"Hey~, does any of you want to raise him? If you don't raise him, you can only kill him!" Drowning wrapped his fingers around his hair, and said casually and evilly.

"Huh! I don't want to raise it!" Daybreak Ghost Lamp rolled his eyes, and asked drowned angrily: "Don't you like this little boy? Why don't you raise it?"

Drowning shrugged, showing pity on his face: "Well, he's gay, wouldn't it be straight for me to raise him, it's so immoral!"

"Tsk! You still have morals?" Li Xiao couldn't help complaining.

"I hate his smile, and I don't keep it either." The ravaged one looked disgusted.

"Not interested." The voice of the Red Death Demon Cangsang sounded.

"I'm not interested in the battle of love or desire. Only the real battlefield full of killing is my pursuit!" Ruthless War Demon said.

"Don't raise it." The Killing Machine said bluntly, which was very in line with the coldness and conciseness of his cyborg identity.

"..." Unexplainably, he was regarded as a pet to be adopted, or the kind of Clark who was disgusted.

Calm down, don't get angry!

Haha, isn't it just being rejected by a group of Batmen?There is no need to be angry!

Don't you despise them too?

"Jie Jie Jie, it seems that only I am willing to raise you, my new puppet~!" The laughing bat's smile became even crazier.

As he spoke, the laughing Batman pulled the chain, activated the clown virus in his body, and injected the virus into Clark's body mouth to mouth.

Clark's expression changed, and his heart skipped a beat!

It's over, the Laughing Batman is scary enough, one more Laughing Super, wouldn't the parallel universe be completely over?

However, to everyone's surprise, the clown virus didn't work on Clark!

After a long while, Clark was still standing there calmly and innocently, and a faint halo of sacredness exuded around him.

Clark suddenly realized, thanks to the holy power!

He coughed and explained with a smirk: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you, although my main job is a scientist, but my part-time job (one) is the Holy Sword Guardian of the Holy See."

"..." Seven Nightmare Batmen.

So the self in the parallel universe is not only crooked, but also pursuing a saint, and he hasn't caught up yet?

Well, the saints are all ascetics, playboys and ascetic saints, no wonder they can't catch up with their bluesy baby charms! (fog)

I always feel that my painting style in that world is not quite right...

What they don't know is that what's really wrong is actually the culprit in front of them!

……

After escaping the fate of being made into a mindless puppet, Clark couldn't help but relax a bit.

"It is speculated that Barnes Rogers (Clark) has a 93% chance of causing an accident in the world. It is recommended to clear it as soon as possible." Killing Machine suddenly said his calculation results coldly.

"..." Clark.Sure enough, Batman Nightmare is not a worry!

"Jie Jie Jie, interesting!" The Laughing Bat laughed maniacally, as if fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Jie Jie Jie, I really want to see what he can do!"

"Hmph, his power is the holy type that demons hate the most. But, hehe, I like to fight against Barbatos!" Daybreak Ghost Lamp showed a rebellious and fierce expression.

"If you can keep it, let's treat it as a pet." The Red Death said: "I'll build a doghouse for him."

"..." Clark.

Hey, is it really okay to talk about pets and kennels so blatantly in front of your face?

"Soldiers don't need pets!" Ruthless Warrior sat leaning on his sword, his expression as solemn as ever.

"I hate his smile, I don't care for it." The ravager repeated with disgust.

"Well, it doesn't matter to me, don't count me in if you men fight~wind~eat~jealous~!" Drowning spread his hands.

So, the final result of the vote was——

Agree to keep "pets": Laughing Bat, Daybreak Ghost Lantern, Red Death.

Do not agree to keep "pets": killing machines, ruthless war monsters, and ravagers.

Neutral: Ms. Drowning.

A draw!

Therefore, the three people in the agreeing group and the three people in the disagreeing group started a fierce verbal battle over the question of whether to keep a "pet".

In a moment, the entire base became a mess.

"..." Clark felt that he had become Daji Baosi, the baneful girl.

……

After fighting for a long time, suddenly, someone's stomach growled, and the Nightmare Batmen immediately ceased fighting and ate in tacit agreement.

Before eating, all conflicts can be put aside first!

Seeing the simple hamburger fast food that Batman Nightmare ate, Clark's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand and said, "I can cook!"

As a flower grower who loves to eat, and lives in the United States, a place where there is no authentic Chinese food, how could he not learn to be self-sufficient?

So, after tasting Clark's culinary skills, the cook, Super Clark Barnes Rogers, was successfully agreed to be kept in a room/"kennel" in the corner of the Nightmare Batman's base.

congratulations.

And, sure enough, Chinese food can conquer the world!

……

One day, the Red Death suddenly pushed Clark into the room, locked him, and told him, "If you don't want to die, hide!"

It turns out that the dark multiverse demon Barbatos has arrived.

The Nightmare Batman who came to the base from his own world also arrived one after another, and an unusual atmosphere permeated.