[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Clark's laboratory.

Clark is very interested in the No. [-] Kryptonian armor, and he plans to disassemble it and study it carefully.

The No. [-] armor sensed the crisis, and the whole armor hid in the corner farthest from Clark: "Hey, Kryptonian boy, what do you want to do? ... Stay away from me! ... Don't come here! We have something to talk about! Don't Use your hands and feet!"

"Hey, don't be afraid! I won't hurt you." Clark smiled slyly and held down the No. [-] armor, which was one person tall, holding chains for binding and dismantling props in his hand, which was very unconvincing.

"Help!"

"Don't struggle, no one will come to save you even if you scream and break your throat!"

Frye, who was looking for Clark to sign the document, pushed open the door and saw Clark sitting on a "person" with a "sex prop" in his hand, and uttering these bullshit words. He immediately took a step back and closed the door: "I'm sorry." Excuse me, you continue."

"..." Clark.

Armor No. [-] watched helplessly as the door he escaped from was closed again, feeling very desperate.

It's not that he doesn't want to escape, but because the defense of this laboratory is too strong!It had nearly knocked itself flat before, and the lab wasn't damaged at all.

Woohoo, this Kryptonian kid is so scary!

Not only powerful, but also a mad scientist!

It can't do it in a fight, and it fails to control the opponent. It can't even escape from the opponent's laboratory!

Hey, it doesn't want to be demolished!

Thinking of this, Armor No. [-] couldn't help but tremble: "Why, how can I say that I am also your savior, (seeing Clark raised his eyebrows and then changed his words) Okay, okay, the partner is always right! You, you don't have to cross the river and tear down the bridge like this, right? "

"Don't worry, I just opened your whole body, and I promise not to break you."

"This is the first time for you, what if it breaks me?"

"Well, you'll know if you try this kind of thing!"

"..." Frye, who was still outside the laboratory door, touched his chin, regretting that he didn't see who the "person" under Clark was.

Oops, it seems that Clark has changed his "flirting" partner again, but this time it seems to be cooking?It's going fast!

His little Clark is finally growing up!What a relief!

******

In the end, the No. [-] armor was dismantled by Clark.

Clark ignored the crying of No. [-] armor and devoted himself to research.

"It's amazing! Even the highest technology on Krypton can't explain your existence!" Clark exclaimed again and again.

"Woooooo..., of course! I am a miracle produced by an accident with the highest technology on Krypton! It is a unique artifact in the universe! It is absolutely impossible for someone to create a second one!" The No. [-] armor immediately stopped Crying, very proudly said.

"Not necessarily!" Clark said confidently.

What he has mastered is not only the technology of Krypton, but also the technology of the earth, and the technology of many other planets!

It's just an artifact with autonomous consciousness. Didn't he accidentally create a "star" when he was seven years old?

Although the principle is completely different for each object, time and space, but he is never afraid of challenges!

Therefore, he must be able to find the principle and truth of the No. [-] armor.

In order to motivate himself, he decided not to bathe, sleep, change clothes, or comb his hair before he figured out the principle of the armor...

******

So, a month later.

Unkempt, ragged, with dark circles and bloodshot eyes, Clark finally succeeded!

"Hahaha, I just said that there is nothing I can't research!" Mad scientist Clark laughed wildly.

"..." Armor No. [-] who was used to the state of disintegration and was frightened by Clark's "mad scientist" state.

After successfully analyzing the structure of No. [-] armor, Clark is ready to start physical experiments in the next step.

He wants to create a conscious artifact, or in other words, he wants to activate and awaken the artifact spirit of a certain artifact!

Although it sounds like fantasy and fairy tales, this is a science that humans cannot understand at present. The artifacts have spirits, but most of them have not yet awakened because their energy is too weak.

Throughout the ages, there have been countless legends about magical soldiers protecting the Lord or murderous weapons devouring the Lord. Those stories may not be people's fictions, but real weapon spirit phenomena.

However, although the naturally awakened weapon spirit can have a certain impact on human beings, it obviously has not yet reached the level of being able to communicate freely with people like the same armor.

And what he has to do is to transform the structure of the artifact so that it can withstand the huge energy used to wake up and activate the spirit of the artifact.

It's a pity that Clark tried many artifacts and failed.

"Hahaha, I just said that I am unique!" Armor No. [-] was very insolent.

Clark ignored it, lost in thought.

Structural transformation is not difficult, but the difficulty lies in the last step of activation.

Often when utensils are subjected to huge energy, they are scorched or melted before producing the utensil spirit.

It seems that the material of the utensils is very important!

What is the hardest and most flexible metal on the earth, and also the most powerful energy-bearing metal?

Naturally, it is Zhenjin.

So Clark borrowed Captain America's shield.

******

After some intense experiments, Clark finally succeeded this time!

"For justice!" Captain America's shield uttered the first words in its life, and it really looked like the main character.

When Clark returned the shield, Steve felt complicated, not only because his shield could speak, but also because his shield was more upright and strict than his own.

One time, he just drew a picture and forgot the time, and went to bed late, and his shield told him one by one of the 108 hazards of staying up late, causing him to have a nightmare all night.

Steve thinks that although he is good at speeches, he is never long-winded, but his shield obviously has the attributes of Tang Monk!

Could it be because it has been holding back for decades since its birth, so it has become a chatterbox?

In fact, Steve is still lucky. Bucky, who lives with him and has more bad habits, is the key correction and long-winded target of Captain America's shield.

"Hamburgers are junk food, you can't eat too much, or you'll be blablabla..." Captain America's Shield corrected the long-winded Bucky for the first time.

"Beer contains alcohol. Excessive intake will cause blablabla... If the distance from the TV is too close, it will cause blablabla..." US Team Shield corrected Bucky who was talking about drinking beer and watching the football game for the second time.

"Pay attention to the language! Uncivilized use of blablabla..." Shield corrected Bucky who was too verbose and couldn't help cursing for the third time.

blablabla...

"Please don't make pornographic jokes in front of children! This is not good for children's mental health and will cause blablabla..." Corrected for the Nth time.

Finally, Bucky was driven crazy. He frantically tried to plug the mouth of Captain America's shield, but he couldn't find its mouth.

Finally Bucky yelled and threw the shield, still saying he was rude and insubordinate.

Unfortunately, Captain America's shield flew back by itself.

Little Lux came up with an idea: "There is also Dad's room in the Avengers Building, you can let him stay there."

Bucky's eyes lit up, he sneered, grabbed the shield and stuffed it into the box, and sent it to the Avengers Building without hesitation.

Lux also smiled happily.

He didn't get back at Shield for telling Dad about staying up late playing games, or for stopping him from challenging himself to eat a big bucket of ice cream in one sitting!

Steve who didn't stop Bucky the whole time.Well, he has his own secret too, doesn't he?

……

Although the shield was not happy to be "abandoned" by the owner's family, it soon became a duck to water in the Avengers Building.

Just look at the people who live here!

Tony, who has dirty exports, extremely bad living habits, and extremely chaotic schedules, has become its biggest target!

In addition to Tony, its goals are-

Patton, who loves sweets and is overweight; Natasha, who spoils her daughter too much and "enslaves" her husband; Dr. Banner, who is always "bullied" by his wife for being too good-tempered; the Hulk Hulk, who suffers from irritability...

Oh, these people really make it break!

And the people in the Avengers Building who were driven crazy avoided the shields, secretly discussing how to send this big trouble away who refused to go home anyway!

******

Clark, who didn't know how much "trouble" the Avengers' shield he transformed had brought to the Avengers, set his sights on Batman's darts again.

And Batman, who already knew about the encounter between the captain and the Avengers, rarely took the initiative to hide him.

Well, staying with Clark for too long, he can't think anymore, not only turned into a love brain, but also completely OOC with his attributes!This is not good!

Therefore, he must stay away from Clark during this time!

It's definitely not because you're afraid of multiple long-winded Discipline Inspection Commissioners and monk-like bat darts at home!

However, although Superman failed to obtain the bat dart from Batman, he obtained several bat darts collected by the other party from the little "traitor" Dick.

Although the bat dart is not made of vibrating gold, it is also a rare special metal. After several failures, a bat dart finally awakened its spirit!

"I am the night, I am fear, I am the bane of evil! I will pierce flesh, pierce evil, pierce the haze of Gotham!"

Bat Dart chanted with a low, hoarse voice in the late stages of throat cancer that was very similar to Batman, and made a very cadenced "birth" declaration.

I just don't know if this is "things like the main character".

Dick likes this secondary "bat dart" very much, and he takes it with him every night on his solo night patrol, and it uses the above words as an opening statement every time.

Because Dick's night patrol alone was the peaceful and peaceful night in Gotham, which was specially selected by Batman, so Dick naturally dealt with small minions.

When those people heard the sound of the bat dart, they immediately thought it was Batman coming, and they were scared out of their wits, and obediently caught him with nothing.

Subduing others without fighting, Dick, who is so arrogant, is very satisfied.

However, since then, in the dark world of Gotham, there have been rumors that Batman is very second-rate and always likes to say a certain opening speech.

"..." I heard about the rumored Batman himself.

******

After Captain America's shield and Batman's dart incident, Clark found that all superheroes avoided him, and he could no longer borrow other superheroes' weapons.

Alas, what a pity.

His experiments found that the utensils that are most likely to produce spirits are generally very powerful weapons. In addition to the weapon materials, it is also related to the owner of the weapon.In history, there are always legends about famous generals weaponizing creatures, so it should be the same principle.

The above is why he has been staring at the superhero "scourge".

Now without the superhero's weapon, Clark suddenly lost his target.

When he was worrying, he suddenly remembered a certain holy sword that he had locked in the safe.

Clark pulled out the holy sword, and after some research, he discovered that the holy sword was actually made of extraterrestrial black iron (metal meteorite)!

The material is special enough, the first point is met.

At the same time, this holy sword has a history of hundreds of years. It has been in the hands of countless saints and killed countless evil spirits. The owner and experience are also legendary enough.

The second point is also met.

This holy sword is the perfect weapon for making weapon spirits!

After that, Clark began to modify the structure of the holy sword. After success, he began to input huge energy, trying to awaken its spirit...

"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!" Suddenly, countless cracks appeared on the holy sword!

With a thump in his heart, Clark immediately stopped the experiment.

Oops!When such a holy sword is returned to the Holy See, he will definitely be regarded as a sinner, right?

However, miraculously, when Clark thought he had failed, he discovered that the spirit of the holy sword was successfully born!

"Hello, my new master, I am Garan Cross, and I swear to fight for you with all my strength! I swear to clear away all the darkness in the world! I swear to dedicate my life to the battle against evil creatures! Light will win! Saint The light lasts forever!"

"Hey, Kryptonian kid, you just got a loyal dog!" the No. [-] armor, which had already reassembled itself, joked.

It has gone from the initial shock that Clark actually created a weapon spirit, to acceptance, to numbness, and finally even a lighthearted joke.

"Master, please let me kill that rude man!" Holy Sword pointed the tip of the sword at the No. [-] armor and said coldly.

"Hey! It's quite murderous! Don't even look at the cracks on your body, it probably shatters into pieces with a light touch!" the armor taunted.

"Hmph! Try it and find out!"

"Yo, come here if you have the ability!"

"Master, please let me fight!"

"Don't make trouble, I'll repair the cracks on your body first." Clark said and took the holy sword to the repair station.

"Tsk tsk, it's just a fragile product." The No. [-] armor, which was hiding from Clark, flew over, chasing the holy sword to sarcastically.

"Hmph, Lord Devourer Armor, damn it! Even though you are the armor that protects the Lord Protector, you still have the Lord Devourer attribute that is unique to the Demon Saber. It really makes this sword disgusting!" Galan Holy Sword obviously hated the No. [-] armor. .

"Hehe, I devour the Lord because I am different from you, I am free, not anyone's tool or slave!" No. [-] Armor became angry, and his voice raised several degrees.

"Heh, you're making unreasonable words and distorting the facts!" Holy Sword Jialan was also angry.

"Look at you, you are all white and inlaid with gems, tsk tsk, flashy, more like an ornament than a weapon! No wonder the Kryptonian boy locked you in the safe instead of using you." No. [-] armor provocatively said.

"Oh, your filthy color and ugly shape are not even worth collecting." Holy Sword retorted not to be outdone.

"Hehe, my cool black and domineering appearance is beyond the comprehension of religious idiots like you!"

"Master, please let me purify this evil armor that has no value in existence!" The Holy Sword of Garan challenged again.

"...Family and everything is going well." Clark perfunctorily persuaded him. In fact, he was very happy to hear the two quarreling just now.

"Also, although your rift has been repaired on the surface, it still cannot withstand a huge blow."

Clark raised the holy sword and looked at it. It looked perfect and he was very satisfied.

Although it is impossible to make the existing rift no longer exist, at least it cannot be seen on the surface, and it should be no problem to fool the Holy See.

Moreover, he will never use the holy sword in the future, so there must be no problem!

"Hahaha! Useless waste sword!" No. [-] Armor laughed at the other party brazenly.

"..." The Holy Sword of Garan was furious.

Wait, one day I will kill you!

someday in the future...