[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

The wine tasting session is over, and it's time to end the song.

The guests left the venue one after another, and only three of them remained in place, their positions presenting a perfect and stable equilateral triangle, as if they were going to stand forever.

Seeing the two chattering without any intention of stopping, Clark didn't know what to do for a moment.

Being between two people who are at war with each other, he feels like... Mom and Dad have to turn to them when they quarrel, making people in a dilemma.

(Bruce, Lex: ...)

At this time, Tony drank red wine and staggered into them. He despised the two of them coldly and noblely, and then hugged Clark, the fulcrum of the triangle, away in front of them.

"Let's go! Bye~"

"..." Bruce, Lex.

******

However, good hunters don't let their prey go easily.

When Tony hooked up with Clark and walked out of the winery, seeing that Clark was about to leave in Tony's car, someone shot.

The first shot was Lex.

He walked up to Clark, with a sad look that the other party had forgotten the old one when he had a new one. The way he looked at Clark was like an abandoned fox dog, which made people feel unbearable.

But Clark is very reluctant: after all, this dog likes to dissect aliens.

Then it was Bruce.

Bruce looked at Clark with a sweet smile, like a flaming rose, and the affection in his eyes made all those he watched willing to drown in it.

But Clarke didn't want to: this hormonal, charismatic humanoid indiscriminately!Who knows if behind the sweetness is weakness analysis, PlanABCD?

Tony was not in a hurry, he stood beside the car, watching these two performances with great interest.

Lex complained: "My dear friend, you promised to have dinner with me before, how can you break your promise?"

Clark was stunned for a moment, unable to remember when he promised to have dinner with the other party.Wait, is it the perfunctory words I said half a year ago when they were polite to each other?Uh, is Lex serious?How long did you remember?

Clark's heart softened a little. As a friend, the other party remembered what he said casually for so long, which made him a bit of a scumbag friend.It's just a meal together, so it's okay to promise?

Seeing that Clark looked different, and seemed to want to agree, Bruce immediately stopped Clark, interposed between Lex and Clark, and sincerely invited: "Wayne Manor welcomes your visit at any time, for the sake of... Wayne Cooperation between enterprises and CK Technology."

clarkmer.

What does that pause mean?

Hmph, he wouldn't be foolish enough to throw himself into a trap and fall into the bat cave by himself!Even if he was buried by kryptonite or stunned by the red sun in this life, he would never go there!

"Thank you, I'll consider it." In the end, Clarke said in a (compassionate) manner.

"Okay, I'll wait for you." Bruce's voice was hoarse and low, magnetic and seductive. Clark's ears felt numb and itchy, his whole body trembled, and the tip of his heart trembled. A strange feeling spread in his heart.

Seeing that Clark was fascinated by the voice he had specially trained (during his wanderings, he had learned everything, including sex and seduction), Bruce snorted in satisfaction, with an uncontrollable joy in his heart, and then looked at the opposite face Someone gloomy, his whole body is radiant.

(This battle, Bruce wins! Lex, you have to work hard)

Just when Bruce was in a good mood and his whole body was light, he turned his head and saw Ah Fu who came to greet him, who seemed to see through everything...

Bruce immediately pulled down the upturned corner of his mouth.It wasn't him just now!

Ah Fu didn't have time to pay attention to Bruce's change of face, he just cared about his comfort: Master is really getting smarter and smarter, he even knows how to use sex. Lure!

Clark finally met the legendary butler!He nodded politely to Alfred, and felt that it was not enough to quickly give him a bright smile.

Ah Fu showed him a sincere smile, a very kind smile, and he nodded while giving Clark a lot, with deep satisfaction in his eyes.

Well, why do you feel like a mother-in-law looks at her daughter-in-law? ……illusion? !

******

There wasn't any cruise party the next day, and Tony tricked Bruce and Lex into it.

In fact, in order to avoid the two men, Tony dragged Clark onto the private plane to the Morocco racetrack early in the morning.

Formula racing, the Moroccan F1 race, is one of Tony's hobbies.

"The last time I came here, I met a madman who was looking for revenge. I almost won and was whipped off, which was a disappointment. This time I must have a good time!" Tony stood in front of the racing car, gearing up, and said to La Clarke beside him: " How about? Do you want to try it too?"

"No need." Clark shook his head hastily.He is superman, flying is enough, no racing is needed.Yes, that's why!

"BOSS?" A person suddenly appeared behind Clark.

This man was also wearing a racing suit, and with a cool formula car parked behind him, he was obviously one of Tony's rivals.

At the same time, he is also Clark's driver - Brian!

"Why are you here?" Clark glared at him.

"You've been with Mr. Stark for the past few days, and you don't need me as a driver." Brian shrugged and said, "And didn't you let me go around by myself?"

"..." Clark.

What he meant was, let him wander around New York and see the Statue of Liberty or something, not let him come here to participate in formula racing!Forget it, as long as he is happy.

The game begins!

Tony kept overtaking and took the lead in the end, leaving the other racers far behind, obviously going all out for the first trophy.Although it's just a hobby, Tony's driving skills are very good, and he has won many professional racing drivers.

Bryan, on the other hand, caught up step by step in an orderly manner, and also rushed to the number one throne.During the period, other racers also caught up, but with his superb skills, he was stunned to keep his opponent out of the field.

It's the last lap!Tony and Brian, who were at the forefront, were far ahead. The two competed fiercely for No. 1, not giving in to each other, advancing and retreating, and constantly exchanging positions between the first and the second.

During the sprint, Tony's car was blocked in front of Bryan's car. It seemed that the outcome was decided, and Tony was about to win!

Suddenly, Brian's racing car accelerated again amazingly. The engine and injectors modified by him made his racing car roar like a wild beast. Amidst the exclamation and cheers of the crowd, Brian's racing car overtook successfully. Rush to the finish line like a bolt of lightning!

Brian won! ! !

Looking at Brian surrounded by flowers and crowds, Clark smiled.Well, it's good to wave here!

Tony didn't care much about losing, but was surprised: "Your driver is extraordinary, and the car he modified is very powerful!"

Clark smiled.

"Wait, I remember you said that your private car was remodeled by him?"

Clark was still smiling.

"Little liar!" Tony clutched his chest with a look of being deceived: "What do you mean without a luxury car? What do you mean by a car without a brand name that has been modified by your own driver?"

Clark kept smiling.

Tony looked at Clark's innocent and harmless smile, and suddenly covered his eyes, unable to look!Just want to believe this little liar!

Where is this pure lamb?It's clearly a wolf in sheep's clothing!No, just Clark?At most it is a black-hearted rabbit!

After calming down, Tony pushed Clark's smiling face aside and asked, "Where did you find the driver? Why would such a good racer driver be willing to be your driver? How much do you pay him a month?"

Clark suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "...[-]?"

"..." Tony was silent, and continued with difficulty: "What about the bonus?"

"The deduction will be over for the next year." Clark immediately felt confident, what is embarrassment?Is it Brian's bear?

"Still following you like this?" Tony looked at Clark and then at Brian, thinking of the attraction of his little liar to men, he couldn't help thinking: "This is true love!"

"what?"

"You must know that the appearance fees and bonuses of formula racing drivers are astonishing. Winning one game is equivalent to working with you for several years."

"So?" Clark put his arms around his chest and said with a sneer, "Hehe, I provided the materials, equipment and studio for his racing car modification. I didn't even settle the expenses with him!"

"Yes, the things that BOSS provided are the best, and BOSS saved me, and I will follow BOSS for the rest of my life!" Brian walked over with the championship trophy.

He directly stuffed the trophy into Clark's arms, with a proud and self-satisfied expression on his face: "Here! Ah, it's not for you, just for you to hold and have a look. After all, you don't have it, and it's impossible to have it! "

"..." Clark.Still owed, owed the bonus!

"I didn't say that, my boss's driving skills are really bad." Brian actually embraced Tony familiarly, and complained about his boss!

"Do you know why BOSS doesn't participate in racing? He is afraid that he will hit himself~! The first car I modified was driven into the lake by BOSS, and he was so angry that he refused to fish it out! Hey, that car It’s still lying on the bottom of the lake in front of our house! Hahahahaha!”

"Hehe, actually, I don't mind if you resign." Clark said with a dark face.Every time the bastard let himself go, it made Clark wonder if this person was who he knew!

"That's not right!" Brian shook his head violently.

Clark is his bad friend, he doesn't feel at ease if he doesn't look at him (who is not at ease!), and... being a driver for Superman is not something everyone can do!Give yourself a thumbs up, excellent!

Besides, if he resigns, those Clarks at home will be able to control him! ! !

******

While Tony and Clark were on a getaway in Morocco, Bruce and Lex waited in front of the gate of Tony's villa against the cold morning wind.The smart housekeeper Jarvis dutifully stopped them from the door, and even helped the host "lie" that the two hadn't gotten up yet, and asked them to wait patiently.

An hour later, the two used their own means to know the truth.

Bruce and Lex who both lost: "..."

******

When Bruce returned to Wayne Manor, he faced the cold and windy, just like his mood at this time.

Seeing Ah Fu looking at him with a smile, he knew that the stupid things he had done in the past two days had been seen by Ah Fu. Bruce in his eyes became angry from embarrassment. The hem of the clothes is like a bat cape that scares criminals.

As Bruce walked, he took off the jacket that made him feel irritable. Without the shackles of the jacket, his chaotic mood seemed to be a little better. He threw the jacket to the sofa, and Bruce entered the Batcave.

After contacting Zatanna, Bruce asked again to remove the magic with a serious expression.

Zatanna hesitated and asked, "Why do you have to dispel the magic? This is a magic that only brings sweetness!"

Bruce was silent, his eyes determined almost coldly.

"Tell me his influence on you, so I can decide whether to dispel the magic." Zatanna said, part temptation and part condition.

"Magic creates irrational behavior! He has a big image of me. In front of him, I can't see other people, I can't think rationally, and I always do some irrational behavior that I can't control. If it's just Bruce Okay, but as Batman, I can't let magic affect my emotions, and let that man interfere with my will!"

"Him?" Zatanna shifted her focus after listening to it: "Are you bent? Or do you mean double?"

"Zatana!" Bruce yelled.

"Oh, sorry." Zatanna said without the slightest apology, her eyes full of gossip: "Who is he? Where is he from? How old is he? What does he do?"

"..." Bruce.

"Master Bruce, your words remind me of your father." Alfred said with nostalgia.

Bruce froze for a moment, he looked at Ah Fu suspiciously, but didn't ask.

It was Zatanna who became interested: "What is it? Ah Fu~, Ah Fu~, tell me quickly~."

Ah Fu said with a smile: "I was young when I met Bruce's father in England. In the years when we traveled together, I saw Master Thomas fall in love many times. Every time he performed with ease, he performed extremely perfectly. Excellent lover.

But only when I met Mrs. Martha, it was the exact opposite.In the presence of Mrs. Thomas, Mr. Thomas' eloquence was completely ineffective, and he could not even utter a complete sentence.He was fascinated by his wife~, he did a lot of ridiculous things at that time, and thinking about it now still makes people want to laugh.

Master Thomas once said: In front of his wife, he always can't think normally, and only sees his wife in his eyes! "

Bruce tensed his back and pursed his lips tightly.Dazed by his father's past, and irritable and resisted by Ah Fu's hints, in the end, he was tired and weak but stubbornly squeezed out a sentence: "Ah Fu, my situation and my father's... are different."

Bruce pressed the center of his brows, and his voice lost the toughness just now: "Xiao Zha, break the magic."

"No~!" Zatanna insisted.

"Zatana, there is a lot of nonsense now!"

"I'm not fooling around!" Zatanna sighed, she had no intention of joking, she looked at Bruce seriously, and said word by word: "Listen, Bruce! The love magic in you is a blessing, not a curse! Accept it ! Moreover, after this magic detects true love, it will automatically disappear after one month, and your reactions are not because of magic."

"Don't be kidding me!"

"I'm not kidding!"

"Crack!" Bruce snapped off the communicator.

Ah Fu looked at Bruce with an ugly expression, and saw that his hands were bruised from being clenched too tightly, and his whole body was astonishingly cold and oppressive, making it hard to breathe.

Ah Fu was concerned: "Master? Are you okay?"

Bruce got up abruptly, as if carrying a thick black mist around him, he went straight back to the bedroom.

Ah Fu shook his head, feeling that there is no one in the world who is weirder, more awkward, and more afraid of "love" than his master.