[Comprehensive martial arts] Zhilan Yushu

Tang Nian is very depressed, very depressed

Tang Nian's depression, I guess there is no other person in this world besides his younger brother and sister who can understand... emmmmm seems to be understandable with the addition of an aunt.

But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing incomprehensible.

After all, apart from Tang Nian and his younger brothers and sisters, there is no other father in this world who has the same father as Unextinguishable Smoke.

An Junyu: I was also raised by your father.

Tang Nian: I have never seen a man with a more wicked taste than my father!Also, is there a father like him who has a bad personality and is keen to tease his children?

The fame of Unquenchable Smoke can be said to be as fast as a rocket. Since he first appeared in the arena, he has become one of the "Ten Evils" in the Valley of the Evil at an unprecedented speed, and he is also the intelligence officer of the Valley of the Evil. and the assassination of the heads of the two major departments.At that time, no one knew the gender, age, and real appearance of Bumiyan, except for Wang Yifeng, the owner of the valley of the wicked.

That's right, it's so mysterious, it's so cool, gender depends on mood, age depends on needs, and appearance can be changed as you want.So much so that everyone in the Valley of the Wicked at that time agreed that Unextinguishable Smoke was a monster of unknown gender, otherwise how could it be so easy to transform (?) into a different look?

It wasn't until a year later that Mr. Yan, who had changed 72 times a day, finally revealed the tip of the iceberg of his mystery.Because his wife, Mrs. An Zeyi'an, the strongest swordsman in the Valley of the Evil, one of the ten evils, "Blade Without a Crown" and the head teacher of the Valley of the Evil, brought their child Tang Nian to the Valley of the Evil. Only then did the world know that the sex of Unextinguishable Smoke is male.

After all, the child is sticking around there.Besides, if Yan is a woman or a woman who likes to grind mirrors, with his personality, it is impossible for his woman to have children with other men!

But this does not hinder the mystery of the eternal smoke, because...

Apart from his wife and children, as well as the owner Wang Guzhu who might know a thing or two about Buqueen Yan's true appearance, it is still a mystery that no one knows!

Imagine that the closest person next to your pillow is likely to be disguised as an immortal, how creepy it is!

It is precisely because of this that his wife, An Zeyi, is also regarded as the most terrifying woman in the world by everyone in Evilman's Valley, well, by everyone in Haoqi League—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Can you marry a man like Unextinguishable Yan? Give him children, girl, you are the most awesome person in the world!

Seeing such a dangerous man change into waves at 72 hours a day, how did you manage to have a baby with him at an average rate of one child every three or four years without being affected?

And this awesome An Zeyi is recognized as the most gentle, virtuous, best-tempered, best-cooked, and childishly tolerant beautiful woman in the Valley of the Wicked. Maybe she doesn't look like Miri on the outside. Gu Li is tender and charming, but she is full of femininity (An Zeyi: I don’t need it, thank you). She is also full of poetry and books, full of life interest, the kind who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and then pick up Swords on the battlefield...Hang everyone without explaining.In short, for Yan's wife, everyone's evaluation is almost unanimous: she is a perfect woman who can meet all men's fantasies, and has almost no shortcomings except blind eyes.

The smoke filter is 40 meters thick, An Zeyi who is recognized as blind by the whole Tang Dynasty: Ah Yan is so gentle and cute, are those people blind? They can't get Ah Yan's cuteness.But it's better that they don't get it, so Ah Yan only belongs to her! #病娇の笑.JPG

And since Tang Nian was very young, when he had no younger brothers and sisters, he alone, yes, alone took on the bad teasing from his father.

———————Don’t ask why he was the only one, my aunt An Junyu had grown up at that time, and she could escape by avoiding suspicion.

As for whether someone would ask his father if he would play tricks on his mother.Tsk, don't you know that his mother is the real treasure in daddy's heart?The standard couple is true love and children are accidents.

Have you ever seen a face that you saw when you woke up in the morning, and changed from head to toe including appearance when eating, and then you have a different appearance every time you meet at the end of the day?After Tang Nian saw the girl version of Everlasting Smoke, the woman's version of Everlasting Smoke, the old man's version of Everlasting Smoke, and the passer-by version of Everlasting Smoke all day long, Tang Nian was completely collapsed by his father playing with him. When seeing people, they immediately distinguish whether it is the smoke of evil taste or the genuine subordinate of the evil valley.

But fortunately, Dad never pretended to be like his mother, and he couldn't easily bear that taste: deep in his bones, like the tolerance and warmth of the sky and sunlight.

Speaking of his mother, Tang Nian had to say that in their family, the wife controls the mother controls the sister controls the palace, and Anze controls the whole family.

But his mother only controlled his father's immortal cigarettes, referred to as Tang Tobacco Control.

If at the beginning, Tang Nian was just a little speechless because his mother always wore a 40-meter-thick filter and never took it off when seeing his father, then, as he grew up, Tang Nian found that What broke him the most was that his mother, who was as gentle and virtuous as a goddess, didn't know whether she was a husband and wife or if she was not a family member. !

Yes, his dear mother went out and began to love wearing men's clothes.

The question is, why does a beautiful and upright beauty like his mother look so heroic in men's clothes without any sense of disobedience?Why is she better at teasing girls than those vagabonds who are nostalgic for flowers!

Emmmmm this is really a question worth pondering.

He recalled the first time he saw his mother in men's clothes, her bright smile was bright and warm as if it was the sunshine illuminating the entire Valley of the Wicked, which was particularly attractive and positive.So many young ladies in the Valley of the Wicked know that their mother is a married woman, but they still like to hang around her.

In the end, his father became even more ruthless. Seeing his mother like this, he directly disguised himself as a delicate girl and buried him in his mother's arms.

Yanbihuajiao's father in women's clothes.

A chic and gentle lady in men's clothing.

Father, mother, can you understand how they feel as children?

Thinking back to being fed dog food by these parents every day in the Valley of the Wicked, Tang Nian withdrew his thoughts and looked at Master Liu standing next to his aunt, feeling heartbroken, dog food never stopped being fed.

Can you notice that there is another person next to you!

Oh, noticed that.With an indifferent face, Liu Jingtao looked at Tang Nian, whose bald head shone brighter than the monks in Shaoshi Mountain, and decisively decided to throw him somewhere else so as not to be an eyesore.

So, Lan Tingyu, who came to Ba Dao happily after eating and drinking with Ye Qinghan, who had become his sweetheart, was caught by Liu Jingtao who spotted him with bright eyes.When she regained her senses, Lan Tingyu was stunned to find that in front of him and Ye Qinghan was a young boy who was also stunned.

Lan Tingyu;? ? ?

what just happened?

Liu Jingtao: The children have a common language together, Nephew Lan, this kid is up to you!

"You, hello." Looking at this strange boy, Lan Tingyu smiled politely: "My name is Lan Tingyu, from Changgemen."

"Pure Yang Palace, Ye Qinghan."

This Taoist priest looks a little cold, but this disciple of Changgemen has a familiar aura... Tang Nian thought in his heart, with a very polite and subtle evil smile on his face: "My name is Tang Nian, from the Valley of the Evil."

Valley of the Wicked?

Lan Tingyu's eyes lit up slightly, and Ye Qinghan even cast his gaze over. Tang Nian's eyes instantly reminded Tang Nian of those little fans in the valley who admired his mother.Sure enough, I saw these two decent disciples looking at me with sparkling eyes: "I heard that Mrs. An of 'Blade Without a Crown' is also coming to fight the sword, and is going to represent the wicked valley to participate in the sword raising meeting."

Dear mother, why do you always meet your little fans wherever you go?At this moment, Tang Nian suddenly understood his father's sinister intentions deeply: if there are more children in the family, the wild men outside will not stare at his guests.On the one hand, this can prevent those wild men who beat their own guests from coming over easily, and on the other hand, it can prove how much love they have between husband and wife.

Smoke: The side effect is that if there are more children, there will be more little bastards competing for favor.

"Yes," Tang Nian looked at the two suspiciously. Emmmmm, although he is a goddess in the eyes of his son, his mother is perfect no matter how you look at it. However, in the eyes of others, her mother is actually a girl who has A woman in her 30s with four children, these two little fans should only pay attention to Niangqin's swordsmanship, not Niangqin herself?

In fact, Tang Nian guessed right, because after hearing his "yes", the eyes of these two people became brighter, and the shining sword intent was telling the purpose of "willing to fight with one another".

Oh, what a familiar look.Tang Nian recalled that every swordsman who came to the Valley of the Wicked was full of confidence and ready to challenge his mother, intending to take away the title of "Ten Evil" and "No. [-] Swordsman in the Valley of the Wicked". They have the slightest contempt for his mother, and they swear that they can beat a married woman who is a mother, but the final result will always be that this housewife they despise lightly blows people away and makes them His expression froze in disbelief.

But the sword intent of these two people is much stronger than those people, and their expressions and attitudes are so upright that it is more pleasing to the eye, Tang Nian thought, and smiled: "But unfortunately, my mother will not compete with you in swordsmanship now —————My sister is not acclimatized, and she is taking care of her now."

Sorry, it is impossible for a married woman to do whatever she wants, especially a married woman with children.Even if she wanted to fly recklessly across the sky with her sword, she still had a bunch of buns tied to her feet, so she couldn't fly, let alone fly high.

Lan Tingyu and Ye Qinghan: "..."

and many more.

"Mrs. An is your mother?!"

Tang Nian: Her eldest son is the same age as you, is this news surprising?Is it surprising? ?Is it irritating? ? ?