[Comprehensive martial arts] Zhilan Yushu

The integration of the world is something that no one in the past dared to think about.

But this kind of unreal thing really happened.

What's even more incredible is that, except for the young emperors of Lan Tingyu and Ye Gucheng's world, the emperors of other worlds have never been born, and even many members of the royal family no longer exist.

——————Light a candle for Xuantian Lord Li Tan, one of the nine heavens.

But this is also true, the current emperor's work pressure is so great that Lan Tingyu, who is far away from the rivers and lakes, doubts whether he will be bald one day.

#I have become a qualified good emperor, but I am also bald#

In the current world, there are rebels at the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, Mongolia and Dajin in the Southern Song Dynasty, which inherited the situation of the Three Kingdoms, Khitan and Xixia in the Northern Song Dynasty, and Tubo and Turks in the Tang Dynasty.

#Think about it and feel more sympathetic to the emperor who is on the verge of baldness#

But relatively fortunately...

The rebels were fed up with the exploitation and oppression of the Yuan Dynasty court, and they couldn't bear it anymore and they didn't need to bear it any longer. Emmmmm, to be more precise, there are many people who hate Mongolia and continue to fight against Mongolia.

Other forces, first the emperor suddenly disappeared without a group of dragons and leaders, and then the Tang army and knights smashed the Anshi rebels. After the death of An Qingxu and Shi Siming in Anlu Mountain, they all the way to fight against the rebels headed by Shi Chaoyi. On the territory of Dajin Khitan and Mongolia, those blocking forces were naturally beaten and wiped out.

Seriously speaking, the Song Dynasty has been bullied by other countries for a long time, the Han people in the late Yuan and early Ming have been oppressed for a long time, and the Ming Dynasty has no wars at the border and along the coast. □Shangguo Lao Tzu is your father's domineering and strong character.

Therefore, when the rebel army surrendered to the imperial court and the Song army surrendered to the imperial court, only the Tang army of Datang said that they would surrender after Lao Tzu killed the Anshi rebels who killed the Japanese dog.

The world merged, the war in Tang Dynasty spread to Ming Dynasty, and affected the peaceful life of the people of Ming Dynasty, but anyone who felt a little bit guilty would want to return Daming a peaceful and prosperous age.Therefore, they are more motivated to fight the rebels.

Under such circumstances, the domineering and tough spirit of the Tang warriors and the Tang Jianghu knights also inspired the soldiers and knights of other eras. After the Ming court stated that "one China cannot be divided", the morale rose like a bulldozer.

Therefore, in less than a year after the integration of the Tang Dynasty in the last world, Xixia, Khitan, Turkic, Tubo, Mongolia, and Dajin have all become history. Go back to your hometown on the prairie. . .

It was also like this that during the war, the Tiance Mansion, the Cangyun Army, and Ling Xuege, who had made great contributions to China as scouts, after the war subsided, the leader of the Tiance Mansion Li Chengen, the leader of the Cangyun Army, Changsun Wangqing, and Ling Xuege The head of the cabinet, Gao Lishi, entered the palace to meet the current Holy Majesty, and when he came out again, both Tiance and Cangyun had the official establishment of Daming, Tiance became a military base for training soldiers, Cangyun still guarded the Yanmen, and Lingxuege and Jinyiwei became the military base at the same time. The organization that is in the hands of the royal family.

By the way, Gao Lishi, the No. 1 eunuch who has been regarded as an idol by countless eunuchs in ancient and modern times, was surrounded by the little eunuchs and the big eunuchs secretly watching when he entered the palace to meet the Holy Majesty. Emma, ​​Mr. Gao is so beautiful!

The three people are all martial arts masters with sharp eyes and ears:. . .We've all heard it.

#明明来是三个人，我们似乎没有名字#

#高大人’s tea smells more fragrant than the two of us#

By the way, after knowing the Great Tang Rivers and Lakes and the configuration of Tiance Cangyun Lingxue Pavilion, the emperor couldn't understand at all how Tang Xuanzong, with such a high configuration, managed to play a good set of cards so badly.

#Why can such an emperor who "from now on the king does not go to court early" get the loyalty of so many people, my diligent emperor who wakes up earlier than chickens and sleeps later than dogs often encounters people who want to rebel#

But Lan Tingyu, who is far away in the Jianghu, doesn't know the emperor's thoughts.

because......

Pregnancy stones really challenge the existence of the three views of people.

Lan Tingyu carefully touched the strangely shaped stone in his hand, and Tang Wuxun, who thought he was middle-aged, acted the same as him.The two people and the relationship between them and the four people have serious expressions, which makes people wonder if they are facing some major problem that is about to destroy the world.

emmmmm Although in fact the things they face are no less important to men than destroying the world.

The world is peaceful, and it's time to love the children.

"Brother Shu and I found someone to try the pregnancy stone in that different world before. This kind of stone only needs to be worn on the body for a month." Culom introduced to them: "Whether male or female, regardless of upper or lower, I believe you understand, brother-in-law." Anything I mean will get pregnant."

Tang Wuxun: "Only a month?"

Lan Tingyu: "Who wears who wears?"

"That's right. Even if you don't have sex with anyone, you can still get pregnant if you keep wearing it for a month."

At this moment, the eyes of all the men present looking at the pregnant stone were full of thoughtful shock.

Nima, are all other worlds so scary?A hit, success in January, boys and girls is not a dream.

"Then, is that also like a woman who is pregnant in October?" Tang Wuxun's voice was a little trembling. He was as slutty and absurd as he was when he was young, and he would never have thought that many years later, he might be played by a scumbag A young girl who has passed through, with a ten-month-old belly... Stop, that picture is too hot for his eyes to imagine.

As soon as Tang Wuxun's words came out, various thoughts popped up in Lan Tingyu's mind. In the end, he decided that if he had to choose between himself and Qinghan, he would rather give birth to himself——after all, as Baiyun The lord of the city, Ye Gucheng, no matter how much he retreats, it is impossible for him not to show up for ten consecutive months.

Just like the "Wu" descendants of the generation of the Tangmen in the Tang Dynasty have no heirs (Tang Wuyu just got married, and the other four are just a broken sleeve + three bachelors), Lan Tingyu's side, the Lan family has a big brother , but he is the only seedling in Yu's family, and Ye Gucheng's family is Ye Gucheng's only seedling.In ancient times, there were three kinds of unfilial piety, the worst being having no descendants.They are all proud people, and they don't want their love to have sex with other women for the sake of their heirs. Now that there is such a magical existence as the pregnancy stone, no matter how you look at it, it can solve their urgent need.

"How come, I just said that wearing the pregnancy stone on the body for a month can conceive, but what about having a baby?" Kurom smiled, and Lan Tingshu took his wife's words: "In nine days, the baby will be born. "

What? ? ?

So fast?

Is this damn Chinese speed? (Lan Tingyu complains)

Made in China (no problem) awesome!

"But..." As soon as Lan Tingshu turned around, the hearts of the four gay guys rose to their throats, and he heard him say slowly: "Although it is said that you can get pregnant even if you wear it on your body for a month, but, um, for example For example, if my younger brother Ayu wears this stone and has not had sex with Taoist Master Baiyun (Ye Gucheng Daoist name finally has it) this month, then this child is my brother’s blood and Taoist priest from head to toe Not a bit of blood. And vice versa."

That is to say, if there is a relationship, will the child have the blood of the other party?

There are three pregnancy stones in total, Tang Wuxun and others have one, Lan Tingyu and others have two, Lan Tingyu and Ye Gucheng discussed it and decided to wear one first.

Tsk, 3kg, which is not light.

So in the next month, Ye Daochang, who is as immortal as the white clouds in the sky, decided to pull Lan Tingyu's love to pick up the books in the Chunyang Palace Cangjing Pavilion that he didn't want to read and had no interest in before.Such as "Su Nu Jing", "Xuan Nu Jing", "Dong Xuan Zi" and other classics.

Pierce: They are all double-educated classics.

Pierce Ace: Shuangxiu is a serious ♂♂ method of health preservation. Intercourse surgery combines sex with qigong, health preservation, and the pursuit of immortality or prolonging life.

Lan Tingyu with a backache: I believe you a ghost!

But even more shameless than them were the pair of Tang Qin CP.Compared with the relatively serious baa baa, Tang Wuxun is a cannon that throws his morals into the Lancang River, and he is also a cannon that is proficient in poisoning. When the two of them were together before, Tang Wuxun still held a little Image (Yang Yinfeng: Is there any?), it’s fine now, what kind of drunken beauty is easy to ecstasy, what is the desert yellow sand dusk, Yang Yinfeng, a person deeply educated by Confucianism, has never experienced so many unscrupulous tricks ?In the whole month, he really didn't see the sun rising in the east one day——because when he woke up and got up from the bed, the sun was already shining in the sky.

A month later, the stone disappeared.Lan Tingshu gave two long-song Qin fathers a pulse, both of which were slippery.

Lan Tingyu who took the initiative to wear: Wow!

Yang Yinfeng, who was put on when he was bullied into a daze:  …

In the next nine days, there was no slight change in the stomach, no bulging, and no fetal movement. If it weren't for Lan Tingyu and Yang Yinfeng, both felt that their appetites were good, their appetites were like a bottomless pit, and at the same time, their internal forces were involuntarily directed toward the baby. The direction of the abdomen is absorbed by an unknown suspected fetus. The two "mothers" have an intuitive sense of the existence of a child, and they will wonder whether the pregnancy stone is actually just a joke.

But this is also very scary!

Yang Yinfeng's internal energy was absorbed by the child in his womb, and his own internal energy for many years was almost empty. Lan Tingyu's meridians are wide and thick, but it's okay, but the child in his womb absorbed more internal energy!

During these difficult nine days, the two of them and Lan Tingshu stayed in the same yard for easy observation. Ye Gucheng and Tang Wuxun stayed by their respective loves every day, passing on their inner strength every day. If it wasn't for Lan Tingyu The Altana crystal stone he was wearing could allow the wearer to quickly return to blue and speed up the recovery of the internal energy of the people around the wearer. It is estimated that the nine days have not passed, and all four of them died.

On the ninth day, none of the two couples slept, and they both paid close attention to the flat stomachs of Lan Tingyu and Yang Yinfeng, and when they wore the pregnancy stone forty days ago, their stomachs On it, out of nowhere a baby appeared on its tummy.Two appeared on Lan Tingyu's stomach, and one appeared on Yang Yinfeng's stomach.

Ye Gucheng, Lan Tingyu, Yang Yinfeng, Tang Wuxun: Damn it!

Painless childbirth, worth having!