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It was Randall who shot the goal. He thought he was in excellent condition today, so he came to test his condition first when he had the opportunity.

In the end, who would have thought that the ball flew over the goal line, causing a burst of white flowers, but the goal was not counted on him?

Magpies goalkeeper Shay Given is an Irish national, and he has been in the Premier League for a long time. He has played for the Magpies and has witnessed the team's peaks and troughs with the Magpies over the years.

In fact, there are many experiences of encountering oolongs. He quickly cleared up his mood, while Randall was still dumbfounded.

Cristiano stood a little far away, but he could still see his shocked expression at the moment, and almost couldn't help laughing.

It's not that he has a low smile, but that Randall's expression at the moment is really worthy of a wave of emoticons and GIFs.

"There is only a thin line between refraction and oolong. Since the other side is more unlucky than you, admit it." Giggs came over to comfort the little idiot.

Randall looked at him with accusing eyes, senior!boss!When you gloat, cover up a little bit, don't pierce my heart so bluntly.

Giggs looked at his sad little eyes, but left a "haha" with satisfaction and ran away, as if he was here to do this.

What is refraction?That is, Randall goes straight to the goal after shooting, even if a defender touches it, it is considered his goal; and if he deviates from the goal after the shot, and is refracted into the net after being touched by a defensive player, it is considered an own goal.

We all know that someone usually relies on the help of friends to score a goal. Today's long-range shot is also trying to go towards the goal post.

Originally, Randall thought that the ball would hit the iron with a bang, but who knew that Newcastle's famous "disaster" central defender Bramble made a brave clearance, and the ball was refracted and went straight into the net. .

It's just that this goal has nothing to do with Randall, whether in theory or in fact, this goal is an own goal.

Giggs is also right. Bramble's expression is so subtle that it is almost unbearable to calculate the psychological shadow area in his heart.

In less than 3 minutes, Manchester United opened the scoring with an own goal, and Newcastle's acting coach Glenn Lord's face was blue.

After Bramble joined the Magpies in 02, there were times when he performed well, but there were countless times when he performed poorly. He was regarded by fans as the best. If he partnered with Boumsong, it would be poisonous, double buff.

If someone is available, in fact, Glenn Lord doesn't want to use this pair of partners, but who makes him have no better choice?

Before Owen was injured, the Magpies' striker was actually very good, and the midfielder was not bad. After all, they were still in the European theater last season. One of the key reasons for Souness's dismissal this season was that the defense was too weak. constantly.

It is not easy to win at Manchester United's home court, even at the peak of the Magpies. The Magpies have had an embarrassing history of not beating Manchester United at Old Trafford for 36 years.

Shearer, who has the dual status of captain and assistant coach, comforted Bramble and looked at Glenn Lord.

Glenn Lord shook his head slightly, indicating that there is no need to change the plan.

Although Newcastle is far away from the relegation zone, he has no qualifications to give up this game, even if the opponent is Manchester United.

This time they are still attacking on the right. Solano, who performed well before, encountered Gary Neville's key marking, and he will not let this bastard pass easily.

At this moment, snowflakes began to fall in the air, and the snowflakes fell on Randall's face. Before the snow melted in an instant, Randall had switched positions with Giggs to the middle, and the next moment he received a pass from Ferdinand, Randall He immediately launched a long pass on the spot, but at the moment he passed the ball, Newcastle's midfielder Dale was behind him and extended his evil hand.

When Randall observed Dell's movement from the corner of his eye, even if he subconsciously completed the pass and took a step forward, it was too late, him!again!I got my pants ripped off!

Scrub, scrub, scrub, what kind of cat cakes are these!Why do you tear people's pants at every turn!

The point is that the trousers have not been completely pulled off this time, but everyone imagined, one rushed forward, the other pulled the trousers and did not let go, the state of the vulnerable key parts of the male compatriots at that time...

Naturally, Stiles, the referee on duty today, did not miss this action, but he did not blow it, not only did he not blow it, but he also made a move.

Wayne Rooney received the pass from Randall very well. At this moment, Rooney unloaded the ball and gave it to Giggs. Giggs lobbed in front of the goal but failed, and the ball was cleared to the midfield again.

At this time, Cristiano, who shot diagonally, shot directly with a heavy artillery!

And it was this shot that completely detonated Dream Theater!

Cristiano scored a world wave, completing the shot that Landauer tried to finish at the beginning of the game but failed.The next moment, the Portuguese cub flew to the corner to enjoy the praise of the fans.

Randall looked at the backs of Cristiano and his teammates, and gasped with a "hiss--".

Ferdinand covered his mouth and smiled silently, and asked Randall in a low voice: "Are you okay? I think you can still hold on?"

Randall gave this guy a bad look, don't pretend I didn't hear it, you are also teasing me!

Facing Randall's aggrieved and slightly angry eyes, Ferdinand asked again solemnly: "Are you sure you're okay?"

Of course it's okay, it's just a little painful at that moment.

Ferdinand nodded, then secretly covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "This is a trick, even a central defender may have used it."

Randall believed that he was a ghost, left a sentence "Nesta doesn't do this", and ran away.

Brown beside them chuckled, and Gary Neville laughed exaggeratedly, mocking Ferdinand unceremoniously, "Did you hear that? Nesta wouldn't even do that."

Ferdinand immediately pushed this guy away, thinking I have no temper?

Pulling pants and jerseys is indeed a common method on the court. Whether to issue cards in the Premier League depends on the mood of the referee and the situation at the time. Randall suffered a dumb loss this time, but the score has become 2-0. , enough to make any Manchester United fan feel refreshed.

Randall was not happy, and was even a little bit wronged. I am in such a good state today, how could I not score?

But after conceding two goals in a row, Glenn Rhodes saw that the general situation was over, and began to guard against death. The only forward left in the front was Ameobi, who was tall enough to compete with O'Shea.

However, in the face of this iron barrel formation, Manchester United has a variety of methods and tricks. In the 19th minute of the first half, Randall took a corner kick from the left side of the penalty area and Saha almost scored.

Just a few minutes later, Manchester United made a comeback. Randall played a one-stop on the left and then cut inside. The purpose was clear, which was the goal behind Shay.

He sent the ball into the net himself, and this time he couldn't return the problem. Randall was so confident.

The captain of the Australian national team, Craig Moore, is in charge of defending Randall today. The 31-year-old veteran has gradually been unable to keep up with the pace of the Premier League. He is planning to return to Australia for retirement after this World Cup. Playing against Randall in the first game was almost too painful.

At this moment, seeing Randall stepping on the pace of the devil and wanting to cut inside again, Moore decisively chose to foul, but the problem that can be solved with a jump is not a problem. Of course Randall will not give him a chance to interfere with himself, he wants to score .

It was this inner desire that drove him.

After jumping to avoid Moore's legs, Randall's pace was like a meteor, and facing Bramble again, Randall didn't even make a fake move, relying on his speed, he broke through directly to his left.

This is already a restricted area!How can Bramble defend!

At the critical moment, the central defender was decisive once, and he directly brought Randall down head-on.

Randall's face was stunned. Is this the rhythm of giving him a penalty rather than letting him score by himself?

But he didn't know what Bramble was thinking. Bramble clearly remembered that Randall had missed a penalty!This is the finale of Randall's "Shot Collection".

At this moment, the referee Styles directly blew a penalty.

Ruud van Nistelrooy, the team's top scorer, was not there. There was no doubt that Rooney was going to take the penalty, but Rooney was such a fool, the ball was thrown directly to Randall.

Not only was Randall very moved, but even the old George who was watching the game at home felt that Rooney was quite good, because this was not once or twice, but many times.

Although Randall made the penalty, Rooney didn't score today, and there was nothing wrong with him denying the penalty.

Randall took a deep breath and walked twelve yards.

At this moment in the Sky Sports live broadcast room, Andy Gray also introduced to the fans: "After joining Manchester United, Randall was brought down by Alonso in the 23rd round of the league against Liverpool and made a penalty. Rooney was also With a handicap, Randall took the penalty himself, but the ball was saved by Reina and Solskjaer scored a goal."

"I don't know if Randall can seize this opportunity and defeat Shay at twelve yards?"

Randall put the ball in place and took a few steps back slowly.

He is no stranger to Ji Wen. After all, he is an old goalkeeper in the Premier League. The opponent is not tall and has strong explosive power.Randall had only one choice in this case.

Do not hesitate!

He will definitely score this goal and make that missed penalty a thing of the past.

Ferguson sat firmly on the coach's bench and did not come down to direct, but his eyes were watching Randall's back.

This is the look of hope.

With a whistle from Stiles, Randall started his run-up, one step, two steps, he took a full four-step run-up, this is definitely a heavy shot!

Shay, who was watching him closely, thought in his heart, but he chose to save the top corner the moment Randall's foot touched the ball.

Shay also watched Randall's goal highlights!

Because this guy is too arrogant, so arrogant that he even attracted a lot of controversy-just look at Randall's goals, either ejected, hit the crossbar or the goal post, or passed the goalkeeper.

For a goalkeeper, that's the worst type of striker, the type who won't stop until they put you on the background board.

Ji Wen felt that although Randall was pleasing to the eye and had a cute smile, this kind of arrogance must have been deeply rooted in his bones and could not be changed.

This made him jump to the upper left corner extremely resolutely!

Of course Randall wanted to hit the top corner, but today he had a bold idea --

I saw a half-height arc flying rapidly into the air, hitting the beam with lightning speed!

The sound of "boom" was so loud that the fans behind the goal were shocked. Nima, fly away!

But Randall had been prepared for a long time, and he was waiting for this time.

This time, there is no need to bother his teammates to make up shots, I will get my gift bag myself!

Randall, who succeeded in volleying the empty goal, smiled slyly and proudly after scoring the goal. Didn't he say that this trick is not good?

Randall was so happy that he was about to turn around to celebrate with his beloved Hanhan when Rooney looked at him with a subtle expression, and so did the rest.

Cristiano looked at him even more like he was looking at a sand sculpture.

Randall: ...

What's wrong with me?

It was Rooney who hugged him first, to avoid the embarrassment that no one celebrated with him after he scored. He just tiptoed into his ear and said: "We are all ahead by 2 goals. It's still a penalty. Why don't you just fuck him?"

Randall: "..."

Don't I just ask for stability?And isn't this a joke?The strength of the serve is just right, isn't it good to volley?

He really didn't expect that the creative penalty method he thought was not only not praised, but also questioned about his brain wattage or fear of penalty kicks. Randall felt very tired.

Saha is also an honest person, and honest people look at Randall with indescribable eyes, mixed with sympathy.

Randall: "..."

That look made him happier than ever.

Seeing that Saha didn't speak, Cristiano couldn't help the desire to complain in his heart. He was obviously a few years younger than Randall, but at this moment he patted Randall on the shoulder like a mature big brother, with a tone of voice He said heavily, "You are sick and need to be cured."

Not only is it sick, but it is also terminally ill, wait for the old man to spray you in the middle of the game.

Cristiano ran away with joy at the thought of this.

The snow fell harder and harder, and Randall's heart became colder and colder. He took a peek at the coach's bench and saw a pair of super fierce eyes.

If this gaze wasn't in his imagination, it was definitely the old man's...

After this goal, Randall wanted to score another goal to atone for his sins, or make a cake for Rooney, but he worked hard for 10 minutes. At the end of the first half, he was still empty-handed.

This is all because Newcastle defended hard under Shearer, the leader of the captain, in order to keep the city gate.If you lose the ball again, it will lead to a tragedy!

Seeing that Randall's face was almost forgiving, Rooney couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder as comfort, which was all he could do.

And Gary Neville, as the captain, said to Randall at this time: "If you stretch out your head, you will also shrink your head."

Seeing Randall's more resentful little eyes, the captain laughed hahahaha, boy, you used to watch us being scolded, and now it's finally your turn!

Everyone's judgment was correct, and Randall's hunch was also correct. After Randall was the last one to enter the locker room, Queiroz closed the door of the locker room, completely sealing his escape door.

Seeing that he hadn't sprayed yet, Randall turned into a stupid quail in fright. Ferguson's anger that had been lingering in his chest for more than 20 minutes disappeared instantly, but it reminded him of Randall's wonderful physique. Bad luck.

But the old man knew that he could not encourage such behavior.

Firstly, there is a suspicion of evasion, and secondly, such a penalty kick is the first of its kind, and what should I do if someone imitates it later?

So Ferguson still wanted to spray, he stared at Randall for a few seconds, "Son, tell me, don't you have the courage to take a penalty kick?"

Randall shook his head frankly. He still has confidence. Even if he really may have a strange buff on his body, he is also confident that he can shoot the ball into the net. As long as he is fast enough, he does not believe that he will repeat the same mistakes.

This action caused Ferguson's wind power to instantly rise from the low wind gear to the enhanced gear, and angrily said: "Since you have the confidence to play tricks, what do you want to show off? If the ball you just flew directly behind the stands, you are the one I have seen Stupidest player ever!"

The roar of the old man was surrounded by 360° stereo sound in the locker room of the home team.

Everyone listened to Ferguson's roar obediently, even Ruud van Nistelrooy who hinted at a transfer.

Ferguson then scolded Randall a few more words before asking him: "Do you have the confidence to take penalty kicks?"

Answering this question again, Randall nodded vigorously, expressing his determination.

Ferguson was dissatisfied, and said to him: "Look at me, answer me! Give you another chance, how would you make a free throw?"

"Throw like a Manchester United player," Randall said.

This is his only answer.

Ferguson nodded coldly, pointed at Cristiano and said, "Ronnie, these rounds of free kicks are all yours."

After Cristiano nodded, the old man looked at Rooney. Rooney felt uneasy. Just when he thought Ferguson would blame him for giving the penalty to Randall, Ferguson said: "Wazza, these rounds of penalty kicks are all worthless. Let Randall do the penalty. If he scores, all the goal bonuses go to you, and if he misses one, I'll make it up to you in his assist bonus."

Wayne Rooney nodded immediately, saying that there is no problem. Anyway, he is hopeless for the league golden boot. In fact, the person who has the best chance for Manchester United to hit the league golden boot is Ruud van Nistelrooy, who has been on the bench for three consecutive rounds.

Only then did Ferguson become angry, and he looked at Randall and said, "Do you have any objections?"

Randall shook his head vigorously, cowardly like a hamster, not daring.

Only then did Ferguson snort, since he is sick, whether it is not showing off or dying, or heart disease, he has to be cured!

When Randall walked out of the locker room again, he only had time to change the base layer of the jersey in a hurry. While putting on the jersey, he followed everyone out. As soon as he put it on, he saw Ferguson waiting for him at the door.

Randall thought that the old man was going to spit on him, but just as he was mentally building up, he was hooked by Ferguson's shoulders.

"You need to take on more responsibilities, but you don't need to be impatient. Control your mentality..." Ferguson explained as he walked. If it was a storm that was waiting for Randall just now, now it is a breeze after the rain.

If the old man goes to Hollywood, he will definitely get soft hands from the actor, Randall thought.

But I don't know why, it's obviously the same trick, when Ferguson gave him a candy after waving the big stick, he thought it was extremely sweet.

Because of the phrase "you need to take on more responsibilities", Randall felt that his shoulders were a lot heavier, but he was also a lot more at ease.Instead of actively asking for the ball and trying to solve the problem by themselves as in the first half, they turned to cooperating with Giggs to sort out and organize the offense.

During the days when Scholes was recuperating, the two of them had gradually developed a tacit understanding.

Although Giggs is not Randall's favorite player in the class of 92, but I have to say that "Wanglaoji" is really strong. Not any player can still make a smooth transition at his age. All good.

This also makes Giggs also become Randall's yearning object.

When he is 32 years old, if he can be like Giggs today, he will be very satisfied.

It is a pity that Manchester United wasted many opportunities in the second half. Until Randall was replaced by Solskjaer in the 69th minute, Manchester United did not score again.

When Randall came to the bench after hugging Solskjaer with a trace of loss in his heart, before he had zipped up his winter jacket, he heard Van Nistelrooy covering his mouth and whispering to him: "I know why Ole Gunnar Are you coming?"

Because the old man doesn't want you to play.

But Randall didn’t want to be an honest person. The consequences of telling the truth were very serious, so he laughed: “Because Ole will have good luck every time he meets Newcastle. He can always score against the Magpies. madman."

After Randall finished speaking, there was laughter on the bench. Van Nistelrooy laughed so hard that even Ferguson, who was sitting in front of them and just stretched his ears to listen to them, was laughing.

Solskjaer always scores goals against Newcastle. Ferguson knows this, but not any fans will notice it. Even if they know it, they may not use it in such a smart way to answer Ruud van Nistelrooy's question, so Ferguson is in his heart at the moment Shouted "little clever ghost".

Van Nistelrooy smiled, did not explain his original intention of asking this question, but skipped the topic, and said to Randall: "Next time I will teach you to play penalty kicks? Or you can learn from Ole, his mentality Not bad."

What else is there to say, Randall doesn't care if Van Nistelrooy and Ferguson are at odds, how can he not hug if he has a ready-made thigh?

Fanny smiled too.

After Randall joined Manchester United, he liked Randall. Anyway, he was pleasing to the eye. This may be the fate between people-although he never believed this before.

After the conflict between him and Ferguson became public, it was not that the media tried to interview Randall.And Randall, who almost never accepts interviews, did not perfunctory the media, or declined interviews, but solemnly clarified that there was no problem between him and Ferguson. His delay in returning to the team was also a leave of absence. You will pay when you make a mistake.

Van Nistelrooy felt he owed Randall a friend, a friend he wanted to make whether or not he left after the summer.

Because of the 3-0 lead, although Newcastle did not score any more goals, it was difficult for Newcastle to have a counterattack. Rhythm, shout again—

"Fans against Glazers stand up!"

again!

But good time!