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Randall's ability to read the air is not bad. In fact, no matter how slow his reaction is, he can still detect the strange atmosphere in Carrington.

All this stems from the contradiction between Van Nistelrooy and Cristiano.

Unlike the conflict between Alan Smith and Cristiano, which was quickly reconciled, Cristiano obviously does not intend to forgive Ruud van Nistelrooy. Although they still play the same game and are in the same dressing room, these two people must leave one.

Randall thought that even if these things were going to break out, it would be after the end of the season, or even after the World Cup, but what he didn't expect was that Ruud van Nistelrooy would leave early after winning the Carabao Cup.

Because they rushed to Liverpool on the night when the Carlington Cup ended, and then there was a short run-in and game, everyone didn't have time to think so much, but when everyone returned to Carrington, it was difficult to ignore this matter.

But Randall need not worry, because they are in Carrington, where there is only one will, Ferguson's will.There is only one voice here, and that is Ferguson's voice!

Whoever Ferguson wants to go will go, and whoever he wants to stay can stay. Even if the old man sells both at the same time, no one will object, because he is the king of this empire.

Randall spent his first birthday since joining Manchester United and also accepted an exclusive interview with MUTV.

It's hard to say whether it's a reward for Randall, or Manchester United borrowed Randall's heat-before yesterday's game, if Randall was only a popular fried chicken, after yesterday's game, Randall He is the brightest star in football.

Although this "shine" may be calculated in days, before the arrival of the weekend match day, Randall is definitely the most shining cub in European football, bar none!

Ferguson blew him, FA chairman Thompson blew him, Irving blew him, Beckham was no exception, and even Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas blew Poland Doyle, thinking his performance in the first half He is a world-class midfielder, and he was also first-rate in the goalkeeper position in the second half.

This blowing angle is novel and different, and even satisfies Randall's little vanity.

Cassie, good man!

Kaka was sent to the good man card again by Randall. The Brazilian missed the national team match day because of the injury, but it did not prevent him from being interviewed by the media.

Facing the camera, Kaka said: "Landauer's performance surprised me. His performance on this match day left a deep impression on me. I have already begun to look forward to seeing each other on the field. He is the most impressive player. The opponent I am looking forward to..."

Kaka blew twice in a row, and without meeting him, Randall has already transferred Kaka from the list of "good guys" to the list of "super nice guys".

It is worth mentioning that he is the only one on this list.

Rooney?

Alan?

These two are on his big list of "three wives and four concubines".

Cough, in fact, the name of this group was "Two Smoking Barrels". Randall loves this movie very much.

His two best friends are right on this list, but Randall thinks his good friends A and B should also have a place, if you include goalkeepers and defenders, this list is not enough, so There is also a place reserved after the expansion.

As for the ownership of this last place?

Of course it is the arrogant Portuguese cub!Zai Zai gave him a gift today!

Randall believes that it will be a matter of time to attack Cristiano, let us bless him.

However, Randall's interview is not so much an interview as it is a rainbow fart special.

There is no doubt that he blew Ferguson furiously first, and that's fine, the key is that his emotions are in place, his eyes are sincere, and his admiration for the old man is all true.If this is flattery, it is undoubtedly the highest level of flattery.

Randall praised all his teammates by the way, and blew a wave of Cassie, Zidane and Irving from the air.

After all, chatting cannot be dead, and business blows must also come and go.

Finally, Randall mentioned Kaka: "I knew Kaka very early. He should have been a member of Manchester United, but we missed him because of the labor certificate..."

At this moment, Randall has a look of regret on his face. Manchester United fans must be able to empathize with his expression at the moment, because they lost a genius because of the damn labor permit.

"There is no doubt that it was a huge mistake. I think Sir Alex is still regretting it now, because he lost such a bright pearl, the kind of midfielder that Manchester United needs most. Enviable speed, Outstanding physical fitness, top football intelligence, superb shooting skills, he is so perfect, and more importantly, he fits so well with Manchester United..."

Rooney, who was waiting for him, looked at Randall warily when he heard the words, and he wanted to shut Randall's mouth immediately!

What are you talking about!Even if we are our own people, we have to be careful when we speak!

Rooney is not afraid that midfielders like Scholes and Giggs will be dissatisfied, but he is afraid that his words will arouse other people's associations. After all, Randall may still become Manchester United's small boss.

Your eyes are shining now, and you are enthusiastically praising the fit of another young midfielder with Manchester United, and you are extremely regretful. Have you ever thought about what the reporter will write?

But Rooney couldn't make Randall shut up. He could only sigh after Randall finished the interview, patted him on the shoulder and said, "If the old man wants to spray you, just let him scold you a few words."

"what?"

Rooney looked at Randall's obviously ignorant eyes, and wanted to explain, but suddenly remembered that this guy was keen on piercing his own heart recently, so he didn't mention it.

I'm just waiting to see the old man spray you!

That picture makes me happy!

Randall felt that there must be nothing wrong with Rooney's hesitation. He went through what he just said in his mind and found that there was no problem, there was nothing wrong with it.

If the old man hadn't missed Kaka back then...why worry about Lao Si's successor now?

No, if I have Kaka, how will the old man use me?This question made Randall nervous immediately, but after only two seconds, he silently looked at Rooney: →_→

Seeing his eyes, Rooney returned a smug smile, don't think about it, I won't tell you!I'm waiting!

Randall looked at the frightened look of this dead fat man, and he heheed in his heart, thank you Kaka, you are almost going to be my wingman!

Although this fat man doesn't dislike playing ball and assists, but how to choose Zhengyin striker and professional wingman, the fool will choose the front one, right?

On this day, Rooney not only acted as a driver to send Randall home, but also acted as a laborer to help him carry gifts, and the two of them carried a large box each.

Rooney wasn't envious, not at all, not at all, and he didn't even want to have dinner at Randall's.

"Ding——" the sound of the elevator door opening sounded, and the fragrance entered the nostrils instantly.

"Gulu~~" Rooney's stomach let out a growl.

"Haha!" Randall laughed unceremoniously, then he waved at Old George who was reading the newspaper in the living room, and called out to his grandfather.

Rooney: "..."

old duke?I... what am I going to do now?Calling Your Excellency the Duke?

Old George smiled at Rooney.

That night, Randall logged on to Facebook, and uploaded photos of the Changshou noodles in the morning and the big meal that Laoli made by himself in the evening. Seeing a bunch of comments and likes, he was immediately relieved and felt like it was a birthday.

At the same time, Randall's interview was broadcast on MUTV for the first time after a quick edit.

The magic honeys were in a happy mood watching Randall brag about Ferguson, and they were all elated when they heard it. They also watched Randall tease his teammates and shared some innocuous gossip in the locker room with them. Of course, he claimed that this It's a fight back.

When Randall thanked Cassie, Irving, and Beckham, everyone had a good time.

Of course, some fans still fantasize about Beckham returning to Old Trafford. Randall cuts in from the left and Beckham makes a long pass from the right. It's so picturesque!

However, everyone knows that the probability of Beckham returning to Old Trafford is almost zero, which is lower than the possibility of Ferguson recruiting him in May. This is the reality.

When it came to Kaka, they thought it was normal business bragging.

But looking at it, I realized something was wrong. Randauer’s appreciation for Kaka was simply irresistible. It was beyond words, and the remorse was even more true. This... how does this sound like being damned? The labor certification system of China has deeply pierced my heart, and it hurts my heart?

In fact... we also feel the same pain!

If it weren't for the evil labor certification system, Kaka would belong to Manchester United!

After the magic honeys finished their anger and regret, they suddenly felt that something was wrong—Randauer admired Kaka so much, couldn't it be...

Kaka and Randall in midfield?Although I don't know how to arrange the location, but we can!

Manchester United fans quickly discussed on the forum, and there were dozens of posts in an instant.

"I have a bold idea! "

"If we change the boss, can we see Randall and Kakajan running together in the Theater of Dreams?" "

"Discussion: Can Randall, Kaka, Ronaldo and Rooney form the most gorgeous frontcourt combination in Europe?" "

"Glazer Out!"

The bold ideas of the fans were quickly learned by the media. After waking up the next day, Kaka found himself linked with Manchester United again.

He wanted to play with Randall, but that meant playing on the same field, but did Randall actually want to be his teammate?

Kaka scratched his head, then...he came to Milan?

Randall had just prepared breakfast for his family after waking up, and was about to go to work after breakfast (the fat man was afraid of Old George, so he dared not come), Old George asked him: "Do you like Kaka?"

Randall, who was chewing a sandwich, nodded, and said after taking a sip of milk: "I like it, who doesn't like Kaka?"

Old George nodded in agreement, "He's a good player."

Randall showed two dimples, and continued to "ahhh" took a bite of the sandwich.

When he finished his breakfast and left, Old George looked at Lao Li who was clearing the table, and couldn't help feeling a little worried. A billion pounds didn't seem to be enough.

Randall was a little relieved when he arrived at the team, because Ruud van Nistelrooy had returned to the team.

Ferguson fined him 5000 pounds for leaving the English League Cup early. As for the postponement of returning to the team, Ferguson had no additional penalty because Ruud van Nistelrooy asked for leave.

Ruud van Nistelrooy's return also brought the atmosphere in the dressing room back to normal, but everyone knows that there is an undercurrent, especially in the Manchester United dressing room where there are few secrets to speak of.Whether it's a fight in the team or a punishment in the team, the British media can always find out the news, and it is no surprise that Ruud van Nistelrooy's punishment this time was fully disclosed by the media.

Randall was a little worried that the news would not be disclosed to the media, and his worries became a reality.

That night, the "Manchester Evening News" spread the news of Ruud's punishment, and pointed out that the conflict between Ruud and Cristiano had become irreconcilable, and had even escalated from the conflict between the two of them to the conflict between Ruud and Ferguson. contradiction.

After reading the report, Randall wanted to send a [Manchester United swear word] to the "Manchester Evening News".

Such a hot chicken newspaper dare to call itself the mouthpiece of Manchester United?

It's clearly the stepmother's mouthpiece!