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Although he refuses to admit that he has a strange buff, Randall is a person who is good at summarizing. He likes to watch the replay of the video over and over again after the game, study others, and inevitably study himself.

During the research process, Randall activated the passive summary skill and summarized some important points.And I have to admit - no matter how coquettish he is in the training game, it is difficult for him to score in the official game.

And the goals he successfully scored usually rely on the magic of catapult and refraction, and most of them rely on the help of his good friend A, good friend B, and good friend A+B.

In addition to these two good friends, Randall found that if he wants to score goals, it depends on whether the opponent's defender and goalkeeper cooperate with his showy operations.

There are actually only two defenders who have made great contributions to his goals, and only one is from the Premier League, and the other is the defender of the MLS Finals rival Rapids.

As for the goalkeeper, although Reina was the one who attacked him the most, he also successfully scored 2 times and 3 goals on Reina.

So Reina provided him with a lot of experience, successes, and of course more failures.

In addition to these points, he also had a slightly special goal, which was the goal scored by an empty goal.

This makes Randall a little eager to try again, wanting to reconfirm whether it is easier to score goals if he passes the goalkeeper, but this means that he has to completely incarnate as a "lone ranger" and "dribbling madman", not only often staged One-stop, and the work of the striker has to be rounded up.

But Randall knows very well that with his small body and weak physical fitness, if he insists on experiencing the thrill of being a striker every game, then the bench may be waiting for him-he can play in the midfield and he will be fine. , How do you take care of yourself as a striker?

After all, the mission of a striker is to score goals, and a striker who can't score a goal is a hot chicken.

As awesome as Fran is, it's hard to escape this law.

But this game is special. The whole team tried their best to make the ball for themselves. Randall knew very well that it was not because the captain and the others complained about "you are the old man's sweetheart", but because this was his national team. The first appearance, also because it was his birthday in a few hours.

And this is also a friendly match, or the first half, England still has a lot of time to squander - of course, if he really has been squandering opportunities, what is waiting for him at halftime may be Van Nistelrooy, Rooney and Ronaldo. The old man will not let him go if he is treated well.

After Owen managed to coax Gemma, he saw Gerrard coquettishly passing the ball to find Randall. He was very familiar with this scene, because Gerrard had found him like that countless times, and it could even be said that Gerrard was shut down. You can't make a mistake even if you squint your eyes.

Randall, who received the ball, stepped on the ball easily. This stop is picturesque, and it does not belong to the style of English players at all.

Owen watched this kid who has grabbed the headlines since he joined Manchester United, and saw Randall start up in an instant, driving fast all the way, and the dribbling in the high-speed dribbling was simply pulling the wind all the way, extremely coquettish.

Technology, this is technology.

Owen looked at Randall's back and raised his eyebrows. He saw Randall flicked his feet and passed Reguiro with a fried ball. Then he shook his shoulders and tilted his center of gravity. Midfielder Perez broke through from the left and began to cut inside.

Robben's name immediately popped up in Owen's mind. This is the most skilled, fastest, most brutal winger in the Premier League.

But now it is past tense.

Owen has already organized the language in his heart. After the game, he will definitely be interviewed by reporters. Since he will be interviewed, he is bound to blow Randall a wave.

Owen was thinking, and saw that Randall hadn't passed the ball yet!

This degree of dominance is not inferior to that of Robben and Manchester United's little Ronaldinho...

Pass?No no no, impossible.

Randall had already figured it out, he was going to check the goalkeeper to see if the weird buff on his body would kick back against the goalkeeper.

If it has nothing to do with the goalkeeper, that’s fine. If it has something to do with the goalkeeper, then he will announce in advance—from today onwards, I and all the goalkeepers standing opposite me will be enemies~

Randall had already entered the penalty area when he passed Perez, which made the Uruguayan very painful.

Foul it, it's too late.

No foul, he ran rampant in the penalty area

The Uruguayans chose a very Uruguayan approach. At this moment, the right defenders Lima and Lugano rushed directly at Randall, especially Lugano, who wanted to knock Randall into the air!

And the position he vacated is currently filled by midfielder Puso.

This is obviously cheating teammates, but Randall has already passed two passes all the way, and he doesn't mean to pass the ball no matter how he looks at it, do they still have to be on the background board?

"I'm coming!"

Randall's eyes lit up, it was a look of joy when he saw Liexin.

Lugano, who was stared at by him, felt extremely awkward, but saw Randall continue to rush towards him with devilish steps!

Lugano directly stuck to it. He wanted to use his body to block Randall, at least he had to get stuck in the position, but Randall took the initiative to move sideways as if he had thrown himself into a trap, and moved toward him and Lima. The siege net is coming!

What is Randall trying to do?

Gerald, who was by Randall's side and was ready to respond at any time, was a little dumbfounded, because he was unguarded now, and he could understand if Randall didn't pass, but he didn't understand why he took the initiative to enter the encirclement.

Can this guy who shoots shots outside the arc of the penalty area at every turn, as long as he passes the middle circle, the entire goal is within his "cannon range" coverage area, can he understand Randall's thoughts?

Randall just wants to be coquettish, and he only wants to be coquettish, and he doesn't take everyone to play.

And the more background boards, the better.

Seeing that there was a "wall" in front of him, Randall leaned towards the "wall", not because he wanted to hit the wall, but because he wanted to force it.

He is confident that he can rush between Lima and Lugano, being thin is also beneficial!Speed ​​and explosiveness have now replaced goalposts and crossbars as his best friends.

Well, he temporarily called them Little C and Little D.

Lima and Lugano definitely didn't expect that there are such cruel people in this world, and they actually wanted to wear them both on a string, and put them on the background board together!

Randall didn't give them time to think. His speed was too fast. As soon as Lugano was about to "close the door" with Lima, he saw Randall, who was rushing forward, adjust his shoulder posture, and immediately This is going to rush between the two of them!

Think beautiful!

Lugano zh get started!

The referee's whistle was in his mouth, but Randall unceremoniously returned an elbow to Lugano after staggering a bit. This push allowed him to maintain his balance and continue to cut inside !

Farina could only watch Randall gallop forward with his whistle in his mouth.

At the moment standing in front of Randall is only the barrier of Carini.

Carlini moved closer to the near corner, apparently expecting Randall to shoot directly.

Under normal circumstances, this is naturally the case. After all, not every forward has the habit of passing the goalkeeper. With such ability and such habit, the most well-known one is Ronaldo.

Without the strength of "alien", the shooters would not think about Ronaldo's illness. As a result, Randall was obviously ill today.

Ferguson stood up a little nervously when Randall was about to rush towards Lugano and Lima. The old man swore at that moment-if this little bastard was injured because of his skills, he would stay on the bench Two weeks to calm down and go!

As a result, Randall rushed over!

He actually rushed over!

Ferguson couldn't hide his excitement at this moment, and he could only roar - go!

Get past Carini!This is five people in a row!This is a [Ferguson swearing] wonderful five-person streak!

It was already easy for Randall to pass the goalkeeper, and Carlini could not stop Randall from continuing to harvest.

The moment Randall brought the ball into the goal, the red stadium was like a volcano erupting suddenly!

The entire Anfield fans are excited to witness such a goal!Fans roaring passionately, the Three Lions flag fluttering, and the on-site commentary used a series of "GOOOOAL" to vent their excitement.

In the Sky Sports live broadcast room, Richard Koesran repeatedly shouted "incredible", just like Ferguson after winning the championship after 99.

Unsurprisingly, the camera gave Randall a close-up, and Randall had rushed to the stands at this moment!

Different from the extremely warm miscellaneous rain after he visited this goal more than ten days ago, this time he was greeted by waving scarves, shouting fans, excited Ferguson flushing and punching in celebration, and Li Zhan, who stood up and roared with the surrounding fans, and Old George, who had tears in his eyes...

Randall chose the latter without hesitation between the old man and his family this time. He rushed to the stand where his family was, and "Ti Yunzong" appeared again at Anfield. After successfully accelerating the double jump, Before the Landauer fell completely in the air, he had already pulled up the jersey on his chest——

All glory to you, George.

Old George couldn't help laughing. He had already wiped away his tears. At this moment, he was waving the scarf of the Three Lions like the fans around him. Li Zhan and his wife applauded together, but the sockets of his eyes were reddish, and his eyes were watery. Light.

Randall couldn't see his family's expressions clearly, but it didn't matter, he could watch them countless times after the game.

"Too showy..." Rooney murmured, he wanted Randall to score a goal, but he didn't expect this goal to be so coquettish.

"The Uruguayans must have regretted it," Gerrard said.

Although this is just a friendly match, it is also an A-level event for nationality. Although it is not as splendid as the stage of the World Cup, the opponent did not get the tickets for the World Cup...

But this is still a goal after five players in a row!

It is a "miracle" that no one has performed since Maradona brutally abused them in the 86 World Cup!

Gerrard never thought that the pass he sent would reap such a goal that will last forever in football, especially in the history of English football!

The on-site commentary shouted Randall's name for the first time, and the legendary BBC commentator John Mortensen announced to all England fans at this moment: "Randall Li has just set a new record, a first time. The record for the fastest goal on behalf of the national team, 7 minutes and 9 seconds, I think this is a record that is difficult to break."

"But compared to this record, I think what is more memorable is this goal. Landauer passed Reguiro Jean, Perez, Lugano and Lima successively, and finally passed goalkeeper Carlini. This is the first consecutive five-man match in football since the 1986 World Cup. I think these players may not be in a good mood, but I want to know Marado more than their mood. Na's feelings."

"It doesn't matter what he thinks," said Guy Mowbray. "I'm thinking now that if we meet again in this World Cup, if Randall can score a goal like this, he will be in the hearts of all England. God!"

For England, what is the most embarrassing thing in so many years?

Is it still empty-handed after 66 years and has not won any major championships?

No, it's not, but it was smashed by Maradona alone in the 86 World Cup, especially the evil "hand of the devil"!

Handball isn't something to brag about, but Maradona's goal after five England players in the same game is still the best goal in the World Cup to this day.

If you change it to a human being, the five players from England will always rank top 5 on the ranking list of the World Cup background board, which is only for latecomers to look up to, and it is even difficult for people to think beyond it.

Such a goal finally defeated the will of England's stars.

Such a goal has also become England's biggest shame on the World Cup stage.

Now Randall scored such a goal in just 7 minutes on his debut on behalf of the England national team, which made Guy Mowbray jump up with joy at first, and then feel uncomfortable My heart, liver, spleen, stomach and lungs are hurting!

This is just an international warm-up match. Even if your birthday will be celebrated in a few hours, don’t use too much force. Just score an ordinary goal. Let’s save this kind of character until 3 months later Is it not good on the pitch in the World Cup?

Guy Mowbray's heart ached more and more!

I don't care what others think of Randall, he is happy, happy, and coquettish now, and his own celebration is also sent out perfectly. It is simply a perfect debut!

He decided that if he got another one, he would bring the fat man along to send blessings to Alan.

He was originally blessed with the blessings of everyone, but now there is only a fool by his side, which is awkward.

As soon as Randall made his decision, he was surrounded by his teammates. Everyone touched their hair, hugged their faces, hugged their waists, kissed their necks, and their ears were filled with envy. Jealousy and hate.

Randall can accept all these, but what he absolutely cannot accept is that someone takes the opportunity to slap his ass!

But after finding out who it was, he still dared not speak out—it was Gary Neville.

Captain, aren't you and Xiao Bei a pair of good friends who are childhood sweethearts and love each other like the sea?Why are you taking pictures of me?

Randall's tears could only flow to his heart, and he decided to stay away from Gary for the next goal, or guard his ass.

The celebration time obviously exceeded the average celebration time, but no one cares about this, Farina will not spoil the fun, because in the final analysis it is just a friendly match.

In fact Farina is sorry if it wasn't a friendly match...

The referee was expecting this to be an official international match, but the Uruguayan players on the opposite side didn't think so, for example, Forlan.

Fran's small universe is about to explode. Although his name is not on the background board, he is the captain of this game!

Fran just spent some time comforting his teammates. A wave of spiritual placebos obviously won't do anything to their trauma, but revenge can!

Forlan's goal is very clear, to score a goal and win the game, otherwise they will wait to become England's second!Although even if they win, no one will care about this!

Forlan is a good captain and Tavares is a good coach.

But the idea of ​​a good captain and the thinking circuit of a good coach are not on the same line. Now the master and apprentice are still discussing on the sidelines.

Tavares decided to resolutely fight against counterattacks and was not in a hurry to attack, because once England was given another chance, even if what happened just now would not happen again, Randall would cause them a lot of trouble.

In the end Tavares persuaded Fran, because Fran was also worried about being seized by England, and another heavy hammer...

The Football Association only received 30 US dollars from the FA, and their appearance fee for a game is only more than 2000 US dollars. This amount of money is not enough to comfort the trauma of teammates.

Tavares saw Randall in his place as soon as Forlan returned to the court as fast as he could.

Seeing Randall walking his nose slowly at the moment, watching the fight in the middle, Savarez is so envious!

If there's anything commendable about this England team, it's probably the endless midfield.

Gerrard naturally needless to say, although Hargreaves has no name in the England national team, but fame is fame, and strength is strength. The ability of this young midfielder is still very outstanding. His performance in this game He has also proven his ability.

In the past, it was difficult to get into Eriksson's eyes purely because he played in the Bundesliga. Even if he was in Bayern, it was not worth Eriksson's sending assistants to him to regularly observe his state.

Although Joe Cole's performance was not seen, Ferguson obviously had high hopes for him.

It is Randall who makes Tavares jealous the most!

If he were Ferguson, he would certainly not hesitate to use Randall as the core.

Although the side effects are obvious, such as the small body that flies when hit, it can only maintain the physical fitness for most of the game, but Randall is England's best in terms of his ability to thread needles, blasting on the wing, and breaking through in the penalty area. What is missing is also what Uruguay is missing.

To this end, Tavares wants Forlan to take on more, just like Totti and Raul.But reforming a Forlan can't save Uruguay, he has to perform a major surgery on the team, this transformation project will take 2 to 4 years to complete, and the result is in the first game he just took over...

Tavares looked at Ferguson with envy in his eyes. They had the same fate, but their scripts went in different directions.

Randle quickly realized what his goal brought to the game.

Before he scored a goal, this game was still an ordinary dungeon. After he scored a goal, it became an elite dungeon, and there was a continuous upgrading trend——

He has an exclusive follower, as long as he tries to get the ball, he will be treated as a double-team by three people.

The reason there is no more is because the bottom line is on his right.

This didn't bother Randall. He rushed if he had the opportunity, and he could pass the ball to others if he had no chance to rush.

So Beckham's painful moment came.

As we all know, Beckham's cross is sharp and unparalleled in the world. As a result, Landauer's cross is like a missile guided by precision, which is not bad. When he dispatches slowly and deliberately attracts defensive players to grab, it is even more in Beckham's hands. There is an elegance and calmness that has never been found in Tom.

This is completely different from Beckham's style of play, and he can't do it, because Beckham's chances will always come out-even if he doesn't seem to run fast, but if you look at it after the game The data will find that he is the one who runs the most in the audience.

Whether in England, Manchester United, or Real Madrid!

Therefore, Beckham can clearly see that Randall's slow and leisurely maneuvering is purely because he has no physical fitness, does not want to rush, and wants to consume more physical energy of Uruguayan players. It is also due to his outstanding ability.

Accompanying Beckham to watch the game today is his good friend and one of the members of Class 92, Nicky Butt.

Bart and Beckham were also applauding when Randall scored. At this moment, they looked at Beckham covering his mouth and said, "I just realized that you are faster and better at dribbling. You are actually so invincible."

Beckham: "..."

Brother, aren't you afraid of breaking my heart by saying such things?

I also want to have better dribbling and faster speed!

Bart looked at his sad eyes and didn't know what to imagine, and he burst out laughing. Seeing Beckham's glare, he couldn't help but leaned into his ear and said, "Think about it, if you and Ryan fit-"

What kind of words are not acceptable, but must be combined?

But when Beckham thought about it, he was in a bad mood.

Indeed, if Giggs' crossing is better, and he has Giggs' dribbling and speed^

This made Beckham look at Bart even more resentfully.

Bart patted him on the shoulder, hesitated for two seconds, and then confided the truth, "His physical fitness is not good, this is your strength. The national team should have your place, England needs you..."

Bart didn't finish his sentence, and didn't need to.

Beckham certainly deserves the Three Lions shirt, he even deserves the captain's armband.But it was Ferguson who stopped Beckham.

This is Mount Everest that Beckham is difficult to cross, because before he has the courage to climb, he must first climb out of the Mariana Trench and come to the foot of the mountain.

Everything depends on whether you can talk to the boss after the game, and Beckham has made up his mind.

Now England had another good chance, Randall switched positions with Gerrard after he had more followers around him, and now he rubbed the ball with the outside of his foot before Perez tackled it, and he sent the ball to Joe Cole. underfoot.

Come on, Sao Nian!

Randall thought, let's let the striker fly happily today!