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The game started to accelerate in the eyes of the fans from this corner kick, mainly because they were dizzy.

In the 8th minute, Randall passed the thick-eyed Gerrard and Riise on the right, and was fouled by Harman, but even so, Randall just rolled on the edge of the penalty area.

Weber has a sharp eye today. Seeing that Randall didn't fall in the penalty area, he didn't even give Harman a yellow card. He obviously thought that this kind of physical confrontation was normal, and it was entirely because Randall's small body was too weak.

Randall didn't wait for the referee to do justice, so he could only make a comeback, insisting on implementing the established policy of the old Sir Alex, and bludgeoning Riise again 2 minutes later, it was not Gerrard and Harman who came to make up the hole this time, but changed He became a "good friend" Sissoko who had dealt with Randall before.

Randall has always remembered this matter, and it is because of Sissoko that the GIF of him drifting in the air will be circulated all over the Internet.

It is impossible to say that Randall does not hold grudges, so he made a battle plan on today's schedule before today's game started.

Divided into one, two, three, four, a total of four items.

The first is of course to strive for a hat-trick (not the kind of assists)!

The second is to send the bastard Sissoko on the background board.

Randall is such a magnanimous man, you send me a GIF, and I return your GIF, okay?

Sissoko also doesn't want to deal with Randall, but there is no way, there are only two filling holes in total, and now he is the closest one, who will he not?From this point of view, Sissoko's psychological quality is still very good.

Sissoko this time pursued a combat strategy of fighting and retreating, mainly because he was worried that Randall would eat him raw if he suddenly started and accelerated, but he obviously thought too much, because Randall took the initiative to slow down, and both sides Foot ball, this is a classic action that cannot be classic-"cycling".

There was a cyclist at the scene, yes, it was Cristiano!

Cristiano's cycling is very personal, because the upper body looks a little stiff, but it is not very good-looking. The bicycle that Randall admires the most is actually the showmanship of another "Ro", Ronaldinho.

There is both speed and strength, and the rhythm is natural.

But since the awakening of "talent", Randall has followed in the footsteps of Cristiano and has become a narcissist. He thinks his "bicycle" is the best-looking.

Without him, there is beauty.

Randall's legs are very long. In theory, a player who is too long will look clumsy when riding a bicycle, but it is different if it is in slow motion. Any movement slowed down and enough to play the opponent on the court will be sent by the fans. In the name of "elegance".

Landauer's cycling speed is not as high as Cristiano's, nor is it as large and dynamic as Ronaldinho's movements. In fact, it is a bit unexpected.

Randall is different: I don't want to hide, I want to hide from others, there are other ways, and the purpose of my cycling is only one-to show off!

So Lan's Bicycle is showing off its technology through and through, purely showing off its skills, and it is also extremely arrogant-slow speed!

With the speed of "provoking + teasing", doing provocative things, everyone can imagine that Sissoko's hatred value was easily filled by Randall.

But in the eyes of the fans, it is different. Since they started one-on-one, the camera directly gave them a close-up. Randall's elegant and calm, playful and frivolous posture like a cat playing with a mouse has been fully seen by the fans!

Can Sissoko live with this?

He still can.

Because he had to!

It's not that he didn't want to, but Benitez guessed that Randall might still trouble him before the game, so the master reminded him repeatedly before, lest he get hotheaded, he directly gave Randall a shovel.

This is not to say that Benitez does not want to foul Randall. It is the best choice to implement "cutting orchid tactics" at this time, but the problem is that the last game has proved that it is not easy to let Randall fly in the air. Yes, maybe they will end here first.

The score of 3:1 in the last game has made Benitez learn to be pragmatic and forbearance. It is hard to say whether Sissoko can uproot Randall in case of fever. If Randall punches him directly, Or kick it back...

Sissoko was played by Randall abruptly for almost a minute. No one wants to respond. At least Gerrard is a kind person, but the problem is that he got on, but... he didn't take the ball Grab it.

This is even more embarrassing.

Alonso in the Sky Sports live broadcast room helped his forehead helplessly. He had a premonition that after the game, the GIF of Gerrard being teased by Randall would continue to circulate on the Internet. After all, those Chinese fans are really fast!

But looking at Randall's magical and magnetic feet, Alonso also knew that Gerrard's background board this time was not a loss. It is definitely a state to be able to pedal a bicycle to this level. If Randall goes to play freestyle football, he might be able to dominate the world, and he can compete with Robinson for the pride of the world.

And this play also ended with Randall's cross to Giggs.

Randall let out a rage, and crossed out the second item in the second item of the schedule in his mind, "Marseille roundabout catches the tail of the bull", which seems to be unnecessary.

Giggs went straight to Rooney after receiving an inverted triangle pass from Randall. Rooney hit Hyypia with a shot. Randall clearly saw that it was a handball and immediately raised his hand to signal, but Weber ignored it.

In addition, before he fell and was not sentenced, Randall understood that this "whistle" is very home.

In the middle of the first half, Liverpool began to exert their strength. Seeing that Manchester United failed to open the situation on the left today, it was still difficult to send the ball to the two pie-eaters only by relying on Gerrard to deliver the shells. Benitez finally decided to give up the plan in the middle. Change to join in edge.

To put it more bluntly, I just remembered that Kewell played very well on the court and continued to have high hopes for him.

Liverpool's offensive was raging, and the right side immediately became busy. Every time Gary Neville received the ball, he would be booed wildly by the home fans. Obviously they did not forget the Red Devils captain because of Randall.

Gary Neville was not ashamed, but proud. His performance was amazing, but he didn't give Kewell too many opportunities.

Randall took advantage of this time to race against time to regain blood, and when he had the opportunity to reach his feet, he tried to pass the ball more, after all, the ball is faster than people.

Ferguson had been staring at him closely, and nodded upon seeing this.

Every time Randall is played, a substitution is wasted, and it is the same in this game. Everyone knows that Randall cannot play the whole game.

The first goal of the game came in the 28th minute, when Finnan crossed from the right, Nemanja Nemanja made a mistake and Crouch headed home.

Randall opened his mouth wide, never expecting... Unexpectedly, it was his defense that made a mistake first...

Carragher and Hypia on the opposite side simply lived up to his expectations!

This conceded the ball in exchange for the celebration of the home fans, the audience was like a sea of ​​blood boiling, Randall flicked his wet curly hair, looked at Ruud van Nistelrooy and Rooney.

Ruud van Nistelrooy is not in good form today, and Rooney is doing nothing. It's time to fight for more set pieces, try long-range shots, and... let Cristiano rush!

Randall and Giggs switched positions and came to the middle, and began to focus more on sorting out the offense and delivering shells.

So the scene became that Randall sent a ball, and Cristiano, Rooney and others broke their legs, but what Randall was speechless was that Cristiano also did it!refer to!see!No!superior!

In the 31st minute, Cristiano shot over the crossbar and hit the plane directly.

Randall panted with his hands on his hips, thinking of a statistic, this seems to be the fourth time Cristiano has masturbated since this game?

Could it be...today...should I do it myself?

Randall looked at Reina again. Reina was holding the ball at the moment and was about to serve the goal kick. He told Van Nistelrooy to stay away with a cold face.

Ferguson was standing on the sidelines, frowning slightly.

He has already seen that luck seems to be not on Manchester United's side today.

Manchester United's chance came in the 35th minute, when Manchester United got a chance for a throw-in, and Randall himself came to throw the throw-in.

He is quite good at throwing the ball, and Randall claimed that it was because he was the second in Xiandao. When the stars in the Manchester United dressing room knew that Xiandao was a broom-headed paper man, they booed him a lot.

You brag that you are Kobe Bryant's second, we can tolerate you, you say you are Yao Ming's second, we can still go ahead and brag about you, how can we blame us for bragging?

Randall's throw-in was quite technical this time, and he threw the ball directly into the penalty area. Giggs, who was ambushing behind Ruud van Nistelrooy and Rooney, took advantage of the chaos and equalized the score for Manchester United!

Giggs rushed straight to Randall after the goal, shouting "goodboy" all the way.

Randall also rushed to hug his thigh in a very face-saving manner. The only thing he was lucky about was that his thigh didn't take off his clothes to celebrate, otherwise he would have to hug a bunch of fluffy fluffy.

As soon as Giggs hugged Randall, Manchester United celebrated wildly.

Ferguson was smiling and chewing gum on the sidelines, his face was full of smiles.

The equalizer may have also stimulated the home team, and the next game quickly turned into a rugby game.

First, Cristiano and Sissoko had a conflict, yes, it was the shit-stirring stick of Sissoko again.Although Cristiano is a scumbag, he has a very Manchester United temper. He hit back at Sissoko within 2 minutes.

Randall felt sad when he saw this scene——Cub, we can't remember to eat or beat, have you forgotten how you were suspended last time?Suspended for 3 games, 3 games, because of your retaliatory foul.

However, although Weber's whistle in this game was a bit biased towards home and a bit loose, he only gave Cristiano a yellow card and added a free kick in the frontcourt.

This time it was Riise standing in front of the free kick. At first, Manchester United really thought that this heavy gunner would hit the goal directly, because he had scored from this angle, but Liverpool obviously spent a lot of effort on the set kick today. Another tactical cooperation, Riise finds Kewell, Kewell passes Morientes again, the Spanish forward shovels in front of the goal, and almost scores again!

This time it was Nemanja Vidic who made a mistake to save the team this time. Vidic used this clearance to atone for his sins, but he also gave Liverpool a corner kick.

When Liverpool took a corner kick this time, Randall did not squeeze into the penalty area, but looked for opportunities.

As a result, I didn't expect that Liverpool's corner kick was also a tactical corner kick. Gerrard took a corner kick to find Kewell.

But only 2 minutes later, it was Randall's turn to fly in the air. This time it was Harman who knocked him in the back!

This is obviously a tribute from Liverpool.

But this time, Ryan Giggs, who was closest to Randall, quit immediately. He went directly to confront Harman, and the two pushed and shoved. Got a free kick in the frontcourt.

Randall took a deep breath, then patted Giggs, which was his thanks to the boss, and then he stood in front of the penalty spot and called Cristiano.

Yes, this is what the Portuguese are good at, and they should keep their promises.

Cristiano also did his part, after all, there was an agreement earlier.

The ball was about 40 meters away from the goal, a few meters farther than Gerrard's startling long-range shot.

"Too far, the elevator ball?" Randall asked.

When he was practicing with Cristiano, he saw that the cub had more than one hit from this distance, which is actually quite impressive.

Cristiano thought for a while and said, "What do you think?"

Randall was a little surprised, this cub is a good cub, he thought for a while and said, "Let's play a wave too? I'll stay away. I'll pass it to you after kick-off, and you take a long shot." ?”

If it was any other time, Cristiano would have done his part. After all, he was very, very eager to penetrate Liverpool's goal, but today the goddess of luck still did not favor him. Randall said: "I pass, you shoot? Although you can't shoot."

Some people can't look at what they say, they have to look at what they do.

Even if you look at what he said, you also have to look at what tone he uses, what tone he uses, and how serious he is, and what he says carefully.

Randall already knew something about this tsundere cub.

In fact, Randall also tried a long-range shot at the top of the penalty area today. His goal was the crossbar, but this time he brushed the crossbar and flew out.

Now that one of the good friends may not be reliable today, Landauer is left with the following three goal helpers:

Goalposts, Hyypia, Carragher.

Rainer?

No, no, no, Reina seems to be continuing to hang out recently. He feels that he hasn't practiced the magic of ejection and refraction well, so he won't give Reina a free luxury gift package.

Randall took a deep breath, then nodded, and teased Zaizai: "If I score a goal, I will give you some luck and let you break the egg."

You know the shit!

Cristiano glared at this first start for Manchester United, scoring Manchester United's first goal is the lucky one against Liverpool.

If it wasn't because he wanted to win, he would have wanted to bless Randall being thrown again.

Randall watched him put the ball with a dark face, and then seriously "put on a pose", stepped back a few steps, stood with his hands on his hips, and stood with compass legs. Randall also cooperated. He looked at the wall and went He moved a few steps forward and found a location that was very convenient for him to find a "good friend".

He even thought about the celebration after scoring a goal in this gap——

This goal is obviously a symbol of friendship between Zai Zai and me. After the goal, I will give Zai Zai a meme!

Randall thinks his plan works!

Everything is ready, just waiting for the goal!