world number one assists

Manchester United not only scored twice, but also had a hat-trick of assists. The away fans who came from the expedition were very lively and happy in the stands, but the home fans did not feel the slightest joy.

The game played like this, Comrade Lao Lei, as the coach, of course has to be responsible, but Lao Lei is also very helpless, even if his two sideways are paper, but who would have thought that Manchester United would feed them in about 30 minutes of the first half 3 balls?

He doesn't even know if Randall has broken the record for the fastest assist hat-trick in the Premier League, but Lao Lei knows that he can't wait any longer. If Manchester United is given another chance, these red devils will definitely send his team to the pillar of shame !

Because Manchester United is such a team, if you look at the shame list with the most disparity in the Premier League, at least seven of the ten teams were sent by Manchester United led by Ferguson.

Manchester United's "magic" can be seen.

Lao Lei and Ferguson are both old-school British coaches, and they have a good personal relationship, but a personal relationship is a personal relationship, and he doesn't think Ferguson will release water.

He knew that Ferguson definitely hoped to use a big victory to arouse the blood and desire of the players, so Lao Lei finally made a decision after hesitating for a minute!

He did a great thing, and it was also something that silenced the home fans.

Lao Lei made a substitution, and two people in a row.

He replaced Dalisandro and O'Neill, who performed poorly today, and replaced him with two thick, hard and tall defensive midfielders, and continued to strengthen... defense.

Is this an early surrender?

Although I don't want to admit it, it's true... yes.

Otherwise, what should he do if he is still allowed to be Lao Lei? Will he continue to be scored by Manchester United?

Comrade Lao Lei was bitter, but Ferguson was already chewing gum slowly, and told Queiroz to pay attention to the situation of Chelsea's game.

Chelsea started the game at 3 pm, and the game should be coming to an end now.

Queiroz nodded in understanding, took out his phone and swiped.

Ferguson did not wait for the result, but stood on the sidelines after the two substitutions of Portsmouth were over. After watching the new player's position and running for a minute or two, the old man waved to Randall. .

Seeing this, the other players created a dead ball opportunity, and the Portsmouth players did not resist. After all, they are all planning to disarm now. What do they think about Manchester United delaying the time?

They quickly paid for the idea.

As soon as Randall came over, before he took the water bottle from Queiroz to moisten his throat, he was sprayed with saliva by the old man!

The old man burst into tears, "Why are you still on the left, in the middle, give me a midfielder in the middle, attack, continue to attack, let Cristiano also go up, I want to see a hearty attack, don't be lazy! No way!" Injuried!"

Randall returned to the court with embarrassment.

Do you think I want to get hurt?Is this what I just said?Also, isn't it what you ordered me to be on the left?You didn't say you encouraged me to run around today... What if you scolded me for running around?

Randall could only whisper in his heart, can he talk back to the old man?

So he just got back on the pitch, gestured to Cristiano to go up front, and moved into the middle himself.

In fact, he is also curious about the effect of this change. This is Ferguson's new attempt after the last 433.

Regarding the adjustment of Manchester United, the commentators are also expressing their opinions.

"We saw that Manchester United also made some adjustments to the formation. Cristiano stepped forward. Oh, it seems that Manchester United will now play 4213. Randall is now in the midfielder position. If Randall can change Get stronger, he does have the potential to become the best number 10 in the world...Maybe Zidane sees this..."

Huang Jianxiang continued to hold high and blow the banner, wave after wave.

Although the fans were delighted to hear it, anyone who knows a little about football knows that this is all Huang Jianxiang's forced talk. Zidane certainly didn't mean it when he was interviewed, but they were also very happy to hear it.

Who is the best number 10 player in the world?

Zidane and Ronaldinho, and a wonderful master Riquelme.

Zidane is going to retire after the season, leaving Riquelme as the only classical attacking midfielder, but players like Randall, Riquelme, and Zidane are not in the same style at all. To compare Doyle's playing style with a world-class player, that should also be Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho.

But now it is obviously too much to directly compare Randall and Ronaldinho, so even Huang Jianxiang only said that Randall has this potential.

If Randall can go one step further...

That was the "step" that carried the hopes of so many fans...

Randall felt liberated when he reached the middle.

He felt that 4213 was more suitable for him than 442 and 433, which made him full of emotions, and decided to analyze the reasons in detail when he went home, and now he will strive for a big four!

Among the first three who ate cakes, the only one who didn't score was Hanhan.

Randall actually didn't want to take the blame. After all, he can't treat anyone badly to his own family. As a result, this fool has squandered many opportunities, so Randall dare not continue to pass the ball to him. Since he is afraid of Ferguson scolding people, he is also afraid of the fans after the game. To curse...

He clearly had good intentions, but in the end, this simple-minded man learned bad things instead.

If there is anything admirable about this fat man's appearance, it is his big blue eyes, which are the essence of his whole face. When this fat man looks at him with big blue eyes, Lan Dort felt guilty.

Obviously, it is not so easy to enjoy the blessings of Qiren. In the end, he still has to be that hard-working ox and work hard to make cakes.

Ferguson looked deeply at the court, watching Randall's performance and the movement around him with great concentration.

Since Randall joined Manchester United, he has actually taken the initiative to integrate into the team.

There are many reasons for this, the key point of which is that Manchester United has constant injuries, a serious shortage of midfielders, lack of stability in tactics, and because Randall's physical fitness is a problem, a physical waste who can't play the whole game is not worthy of him Tactics, not worthy of letting the whole team play around him!

But in the last game, Randall gave Ferguson some inspiration after he started the standing kick mode. Don't expect him to play 90 minutes, 75 minutes is fine, right?

How much does he have to watch other players know about Landauer?How much understanding do you have with him?These are the old man to evaluate.

After watching for a while, the old man got the answer——

Naturally.

This answer actually didn't make him happy, but made him a little dumbfounded, because Randall was so slippery and annoying——

He actually imitated Scholes!

And it's the advanced one!

He didn't know whether others could see it, but how could his chicken thief's kicking style be hidden from his eyes?

Scholes is still treating his eyes. If he saw this scene, he would probably laugh angrily!

If Randall knew what the old man thought, he must be wronged. I imitated Lao Si's play because Lao Si's style of play suits me very well. Look at my small body, don't you feel distressed?

After a while, Queiroz also saw a clue.

It's not that Randall is completely imitating Scholes' style of play, their style of play is still very different.Randall's two long legs are also different from Lao Si's two small thick legs.

Scholes's playing style is determined by his physical condition. This midfielder who was born with mild albinism and suffered from asthma has only formed a way of playing football with one step and three steps over time.

Randall's "matryoshka" is Scholes's deliberate and deliberate way of handling the ball and passing and receiving the ball.

If it is further refined, it is the running position, the timing of the ball, always ensuring 100% safety when receiving the ball, and the strong ability to pass the ball forward...

To say the difference is that Randall is younger, stronger dribbling, and more like the young Scholes' awareness of advancing into the penalty area, rather than cruising 30 meters in front of the goal.

He also prefers to keep the ball under his feet and dribbles, but this does not affect the fluency and rhythm of the pass. In fact, the pace of the game is quite fast, which surprised Ferguson, because in such a fast pace, Manchester United -- or Randall -- was not wrong.

Ferguson turned to Queiroz and said: "When I go back, I want the video and pass cluster map of this game."

He wants to use data to analyze how Randall sorts out the game.

But he is very clear that it is still Randall who is integrating into Manchester United, not the team integrating him.

This way of "copying him on the spot" has made these Manchester United players who have played with Scholes for 11 years at most, and at least two or three years very adaptable, but this is the result of Randall's choice .

Because Portsmouth was strong and cleared the field and defended the goal, although Manchester United played well in this period, they gained momentum and failed to score.

When the time came to 41 minutes, Cristiano made a frontcourt free kick on the edge of the penalty area. Because it was still on the right, Cristiano kept his promise to give the ball to Randall to handle.

Randall passed the ball again.

The position of this free kick is closer to the goal than the previous one, and the distance is much closer. Considering the strange buff on his body, Randall feels that hitting the goal directly may not be the best choice.

Cristiano actually scored two free kicks in this position, so Randall asked Cristiano to handle it himself.

As a result, Cristiano took a look at the ball and ran...dropped...

Randall is speechless, what are you running for?Doesn't this ball smell good?Why do you look like it will burn your feet?

But he still smiled. Although this cub is awkward and arrogant, he is still cute, isn't he?

Since Cristiano didn't intend to handle it himself, and the referee was impatient, Randall immediately placed the ball so that he had time to observe the frontcourt.

Lao Lei is worthy of being an old Jianghu. He replaced Dalisandro and O'Neill, both players who are less than 175cm tall, and replaced them with two tall midfielders, but even so, Manchester United still has an advantage in height.

Randall took a few steps back while measuring, stood still and stood on the compasses feet, with his hands on his hips.

This way of retreating made Cristiano, who was standing in the wall of people ready to tear down the wall, almost roll his eyes, and he asked him for the copyright fee when he turned around!

This is indeed how Cristiano stood when he took the free kick.

It's not for being cool, but to maximize the scoring rate through this stereotyped serving posture.This is what every free kick master will do, but the one who makes it so ritualistic is Ronaldinho.

So the young cub still has a lot of ideas.

Randall stood in front of the penalty spot, and when he took a final look, he already had a plan in his chest.

Whether he can make a cake for Hanhan in the first half depends on whether he can win it himself!

With a whistle, Randall started to run!

Portsmouth's goalkeeper Keeley is staring at Randall like a formidable enemy at the moment. He knows that Randall is a top curve ball master, but he might also be able to take Cristiano's elevator ball?

Fucking elevator ball!

This is clearly a pretense!

I saw that as Randall wanted to tilt his body's center of gravity to the extreme, swinging his waist and hips, swinging his thighs, and exerting force with his calves, he did kick out a completely different arc from the past, hanging into the outside of the penalty area and no one was marking him. Wayne Rooney!

The ball is not erratic in the air like the elevator ball, its goal is clear from the beginning, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney.

My good friend, Rooney!

Wayne Rooney is unmarked because everyone is in the box now, he stays outside because the box is full of high points, he's not short, but he's not... tall...

Rooney, who is now unmarked, yelled in his heart when he saw this arc, good time!

Then the fat man made a show that was so coquettish that Randall was so jealous that his eyes turned red——

This fat man has a barb!

Even if the nearest defensive player is two or three meters away, what kind of fairy goal is this!

Randall was about to cry with envy.

There is almost no suspense about the best goal of this round, this month, or even this year, and there is no suspense about the worst background board. It was swayed by Randall, and he was always in the scoring shortage. Ball's Fat Brutally Killy!

Miserable, simply too miserable.

It's nothing to be 4-0 in the first half. After all, it's not that there is nothing worse. But once the freehand hook from nearly 30 meters outside the penalty area comes out, if Rooney does not retire, Keeley will not escape the inventory.If Rooney retires, maybe he will still be counted.

Randall took a deep and sympathetic look at Keeley, and realized that the goalkeeper was about to shut himself off...

He didn't have time to sympathize with Keely, because Han Han was running towards him like a ball tank.

Then came Alan Smith.

Randall was afraid that the fool would hug him again, so he raised his arms high, but the fat man obviously got the wrong idea...

If it weren't for giving him a kick on the knee now, it would be inappropriate, Randall must have kicked him!

Being picked up easily, he can only hide his head on the side of the fat man's neck, don't pat me!Don't shoot me!

His ostrich posture made it easier for the shorter Bai Mao to rub his feathers.

Randall quit immediately, and immediately yelled at him, but Alan Smith just raised his eyebrows slightly and rubbed him a few more times vigorously.

It was Rooney who was "well-behaved" and immediately put him down. Sure enough, he saw that Randall's hatred was transferred to Alan, and he chased him for seven or eight meters!

Neither Ruud Ruud nor Cristiano, neither Fletcher nor Gary Neville were involved in the "celebration" of the three of them at this moment, but they all had almost the same smile on their faces.

Scored four in the first half, which was a result that none of the Manchester United generals expected.

Even though they have won more than a dozen consecutive victories in various competitions, such a hearty victory still makes them refreshed and full of joy.

The haze that has been lingering since the beginning of the season may finally be far away from them.

Just when commentators all over the world are continuously sending rainbow farts to this wonderful barb, when the trio of gray and white gay friends are playing and playing, Redknapp almost shuts himself out online!

How come we have all the balls on the table?The one who assisted a hat-trick turned into an assist for a big four, and the one who couldn't score in the first half and finally scored such a fairy goal...

Why are we so miserable!

Even if the coach is like this, the mood of the home fans and players on the field can be imagined.

Lao Lei hopes that Ferguson will be an individual now. For the sake of being an old friend, don't go too far, otherwise be careful that he will not drink all the good wine in the small bar when he is a guest at Old Trafford next time. gone!

Fortunately, Manchester United seemed to be satisfied, refreshed, and comfortable, but they did not continue to be aggressive at the end of the first half.

At halftime, Randall walked into the tunnel, blinked at the camera next to the tunnel, and blew a kiss.

Alan Smith hooked his shoulder and asked with a smile: "Is it so cool?"

The camera faintly captured Randall saying: "The spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day."

In the live broadcast room of Sky Sports, Andy Gray said: "What does Randall mean by this sentence? Is it in Chinese? Anyone who knows what this means please call us, and we will provide a reward of 50 pounds... ..."

This stumped the British, obviously not the Chinese, both Huang Jianxiang and Duan Xuan laughed.

"Two rounds, 5 assists, Randall gave our Chinese fans a gift package for the Lantern Festival before the Lantern Festival. I can't wait to know what the media friends from other countries think of Randall..."

"I don't know if Randall will gain anything in the second half..."

Unexpectedly, the players had just left the player tunnel in the second half, and the fourth official standing outside the player tunnel had already raised the substitution card. No. 16 Randall went off and No. 11 Giggs came on.

This is obviously not Ferguson's dissatisfaction with Randall, so there is only one reason why Ferguson replaced Randall-Manchester United is going to stop playing.

The Chinese fans were all disappointed. The two commentators sighed repeatedly, thinking that Ferguson was not kind. Randall is in such a good state today. What if he can stage an assist version of the five sons?

Although Randall's assists have become a record, they still have higher pursuits!

Before the start of the second half, the camera found Landauer on the sidelines.

I saw that he was tightly wrapped up in the large winter clothes like a bun, nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate.When the camera swept over him, he obviously noticed it. Under the light, his somewhat brown pupils shrank obviously, then he blinked in the direction of the camera, and shook the chocolate in his hand with a smile.

The 18-year-old Rossi next to him is a little speechless, thigh, are you showing off the chocolate you gnawed?

Randall didn't know if the camera was still catching him, and he continued to nibble on the chocolate.

At the same time, his old father was complaining to his wife, "Did Ferguson do it on purpose? Why did you replace him? Maybe he can still score a goal?"

Catherine didn't comment, but Old George snorted coldly, "He can still be kicked to the point of rolling."

Lao Li stopped talking, of course he knew what old George was thinking, isn't it just that the national game day is coming, and Randall must not be injured at this time?

Thinking about it this way, being replaced is not a bad thing.

In fact, Giggs' performance after he came on the field was also amazing. In 68 minutes, Giggs cruised to the left and then cut inside suddenly. ball!

When Giggs scored, Keeley had no expression.

Let's just say that, just watching these 60 minutes, this is definitely the most exciting, hearty, refreshing and beautiful game Manchester United have played this season.

Almost every goal is wonderful, the most exciting of course is the barb...

So bad luck caught up with Keeley and Portsmouth.

I don't know if it was because Lao Lei's resentment was too strong, but Ferguson "became a man" in the end, rang the gong early, and won the game with a 5-0 victory.

What makes Sir Alex happy is not just Manchester United's big victory, but Chelsea's big defeat!

Chelsea lost 0:3 to Middlesbrough as a guest at the Riverside Stadium today. This is simply the biggest upset of the Premier League this season!

And as Manchester United won the game, the "Attacking Red Devils" went from 11 points behind Chelsea to only 3 points left!

League champions, we have hope!

Although the initiative is still with Chelsea, who can ignore such Manchester United?

After the game, Ferguson took part in the post-match press conference with a happy face, and he did a good job for Comrade Lao Lei.Old Ray played Randall, and he played Randall.Lao Lei played Manchester United's frontcourt combination, and he himself played Manchester United's trident. In short, the atmosphere is hello and me.

What else can Lao Lei do if he doesn't boast that Manchester United players are awesome?

Is it all because of our food?

Don't bully people like that.

After Lao Lei left, Ferguson revealed the Red Devil's trident when the reporter shifted the topic to Chelsea.

"I heard about it, and I wasn't surprised. After all, there are no underdogs in the Premier League. We also fought against Blackburn before and won 4-3 at the end. It was not easy. But I didn't expect them We lost 3 goals."

"What do you think of Middlesbrough? The Northeast team is a bloody team. We will have games against them this season. I am looking forward to our match."

"The competition for the league championship? I seem to have said more than once that we still have to compete for the league championship this season, and we have proved our ability and hard work with practical actions."

"We had a hard time at the beginning of the season, with Heinze's accidental injury, then we lost Keane and Scholes, but fortunately we got Landauer, Evra and Vidic in the winter window. , They have all started one after another, which also proves the success of Manchester United in this winter window..."

Ferguson then changed the subject, and suddenly fired several shots at Chelsea, "We will appeal to UEFA about Mikel's issue. No one can intercept a Manchester United player like this without paying the price..."

The reporters were not surprised by this. Chelsea relied on their money to block players from Manchester United more than once or twice. For example, Essien, who Ferguson had been optimistic about for a long time, almost made Ferguson blow up.

And Mikel's turmoil also began in April last year. At that time, Manchester United took a fancy to the 4-year-old teenager who played for the Norwegian club. Manchester United also signed a work contract with him, just waiting for him to put on the Red Devils jersey.As a result, Mikel changed his mind under the instigation of his agent, decided to join Chelsea, and tried to terminate the contract through FIFA.

The old man even went to Norway to persuade Mikel himself, but it was all in vain. It is enough to imagine how angry Ferguson was!

It’s fine if you didn’t sign the contract, but you still forcefully dig the contract, isn’t that a slap in the face?Chelsea must pay the price!

So this nonsense has become a series, never ending.

Chelsea had three draws a week before, and it was hard to stabilize their position in the last round. This time, they were greatly upset and defeated Middlesbrough. Apart from mocking Mourinho and constantly exerting psychological pressure on Chelsea, Ferguson had to bring up the old story again.

The press conference lasted nearly half an hour before it ended. Ferguson didn't feel tired at all. When he came to the parking lot, he found the car was very quiet. When he glanced around, he found that Randall was leaning against Rooney Sleeping like a piglet.

He walked over to take a look at it himself, and couldn't help waving to the photographer with the team, motioning him to take a picture of this scene.

When the photographer saw it, he saw a little water at the corner of Randall's mouth, which made him laugh immediately, then took two steps back, carefully adjusted the lens, and took the photo.

Randall didn't realize he was red again until the next day.

Not only because of his assists, but also because of that photo of his sleeping face, which made him the object of ridicule by the whole team!