world number one assists

January 1 is also the Chinese New Year. Landauer wanted to score a goal on this day to wish the fans in China a happy Chinese New Year. The lining was actually written, but the result...

Heck, 2 assists is better than none, right?

Hanhan, who knew his plan before the game, immediately laughed at him, "Although I love you very much, I have to say——brother, you have less luck in scoring goals, and isn't it good to have assists?"

What a shit!

Although it's one thing for me to admit my fate, it's your fault if you say it and hurt my heart!

So Randall glared at him, thinking that the fat man was a murderer!

Randall ignored him, and he went directly to Ferguson to file an application report.

Since he didn't score a goal, he thought that he could only send his New Year greetings through interviews. Of course, if the old man rejected it again, he could only consider posting news on Facebook.

Ferguson is hugging and shaking hands with Blackburn players.

Considering that his old man is now the coach of the England national team, Randall honestly waited for him to shake hands with the "violent" players before running over.

The Sir had actually seen him a long time ago, and now he couldn't hold back a smile when he saw him running, and rubbed his hair when he looked at him eagerly.

Without him, Randall's lethality of deliberately pretending to be cute is still very powerful.

Especially when he saw the photos of Randall when he was a child, Ferguson still remembers his sigh at that time——

God, how did the old duke resist spoiling him?

"What do you want? If you want to go fooling around with them for fear that I will get angry, you are in vain, and I will definitely punish you!"

Ferguson thought that Randall was provoked by those restless boys.

They've done this kind of thing before, always fooling the kid he likes into trying to please him in exchange for a day off, or permission to go to bars or nightclubs.

There are many similar absurd things. After this game, the schedule in February will be much looser, but Ferguson doesn't think now is the time to celebrate in advance.

"No, no, no, I won't go. Today is the Spring Festival, a Chinese holiday. I didn't score a goal—I want to be interviewed by a Chinese reporter."

Ferguson could see that what the child was telling was the truth, not just the truth, he was so wronged that he couldn't do it.

The old man is helpless when he thinks of Landauer's goal that was so close. About Landauer's strange physique has also been circulated in the base, and more importantly, it has also begun to spread on the Internet. It is said that Chinese fans returned it to Landau. I have a new nickname called "Li Jin Nan", which means it is difficult to score goals.

Thinking about this nickname, even Ferguson felt unhappy. He couldn't help snoring on his head a few more times, but he didn't comfort him that he would definitely score goals in the future. He just praised his two assists today and allowed him to He was interviewed by reporters.

But it's definitely not okay to let Randall swagger for an interview like this. The old man has his own considerations.

The Jazz called Gary Neville as the captain, he should be the escort, and they called Alan Smith and Rooney, three of them are enough.

Before the called guy came running, Randall asked in a low voice, "Why did you call the captain and the others?"

"I'm afraid the reporter will eat you," Ferguson said.

Randall laughed immediately, and Ferguson also smiled and rolled his eyes, and told him a few words, such as what can be said and what can't be said, but he specifically said: "If they ask you what you think about the national team, you can say it."

Randall's eyes rounded instantly, Ferguson smiled, and explained to the trio who came running.

Hearing that he was going to escort this kid, Neville almost rolled his eyes, eccentric old man!Let me cover Cristiano before, and now let me cover Randall!

What can the captain do?

Let's go.

Ferguson protected Randall very well, how good is it?Since joining Manchester United, let alone accepting outside interviews, he has not even participated in a routine interview on Manchester United's own TV station mutv. Of course, not accepting interviews does not mean that he has not appeared on the scene.

So this is the first time Randall came to the mixed zone for an interview after the game, and the result was extraordinary-the captain in front, Hanhan on the left, Baimao on the right, all England internationals, their own people.

The reporters immediately surrounded them when they saw them, and Randall could only feel that these uncrowned kings were all extraordinary.

But his reaction was not slow. After seeing an Asian face in the crowd, he asked him, "Are you a Chinese reporter?"

He uses Chinese.

The reporter was shocked immediately, and said loudly: "I am a reporter from CCTV5, and my name is Wang Tao."

After confirming the eyes, this is my family.

Before Randall came by himself, Gary Neville smiled and said to the surrounding reporters: "Today Randy only accepts an exclusive interview with this gentleman. This is their appointment."

The reporters around could only back off a little bit. Although everyone felt unhappy, what can Randall do if he only accepts exclusive interviews from Chinese people?

However, the surrounding reporters didn’t take back the microphones. It’s one thing not to interview, and you can still write a manuscript if you find a Chinese translator later, and Ferguson’s differential treatment is enough for them to write a tofu manuscript to criticize.

But there are still some dissatisfied journalists. Compared with the British, the Americans are outspoken. Why don't we have preferential treatment?

Randall blinked, then pointed to his mouth, mouthed "BOSS", and then made a zip movement, which made the American reporter lose his temper.

After all, today is the Chinese New Year. Everyone knows this. The fact that Ferguson allowed Randall to be interviewed by a Chinese reporter... Very Ferguson!

Gary Neville: →_→

Hanhan and Baimao: →_→

They were all convinced, and it was the first time they saw such audacity, and they blamed the old man for any disagreement, didn't they just rely on the old man to spoil him?

Since the order was good, Randall took over the microphone and congratulated the Chinese fans on the Chinese New Year in Chinese.

"Hi everyone, I'm Li Xian, your Li Dabao, this year is the Spring Festival, I wish you all a happy new year and a lot of money."

Yes, Randall's New Year greetings are just that tacky.

It's good to have a lot of money. I didn't see how many people envied the fans who got the "Old Man of Wealth" greeting card after his video was released. Who can resist the charm of those two gold ingots?

After that, Wang Tao also asked Randall a lot of questions in one breath, as if he was afraid of being interrupted by Neville and the others.

In the final analysis, it is because some of the questions he asked are still very sensitive, such as: New Year's goals, whether he wants to be selected for the England national team, his favorite position... In addition to these, there are also some gossip, such as the team. Who is best for him?

Randall has a good memory, so he swiped back to a bunch while holding the microphone.

"I set a small goal for myself in the new year. Everyone is my own, so don't laugh at me. My goal is to become the European assist leader this season! It's a bit far behind, and I still need to work hard."

Wang Tao: "..."

This is really a "small goal".

Your small goal is probably "[-] million" goals, right?

Of course Randall noticed Wang Tao's shock, but isn't that his purpose?

He just wants to spread this slogan to the whole world, and let himself have no way out—since his physique is so strange, he might as well make cakes with his heart. The cakes can be unique in football, and he is also a top star, so he is more likely to compete for the champion throne.

It is better to retreat and form a net than to be envious of fish in Yuanyuan. This is Landauer's choice.

So not only was he not at all ashamed, but he also used a million volts of electricity to discharge towards the camera, "Please do a good job of supervision, and I will work harder."

The three of Neville don't understand Chinese, but they can understand Randall's actions. Just seeing the shocked face of the reporter opposite, and Randall still firing at the camera, they know that they must have done something "good".

This made the captain already thinking about how to get rid of the blame!

But it seems unrealistic to throw the pot away, because the old man is too eccentric!So, share the pot?

Of course, Randall didn't know that the captain had decided to blame his two good friends. He held the microphone to answer questions.

"As for being selected for the England national team, I see that domestic fans hope that I will be selected for the Chinese team, but I will be 1 years old in one month. It is difficult for me to resist the charm of the World Cup. I also want to prove myself on the world stage."

Wang Tao didn't expect Landauer to be so direct, and he responded with such a direct ball. He already believed that this interview would cause an uproar in China, and the direction of the interview would be beyond his discretion as a small reporter!

The videographer who partnered with Wang Tao was also shocked. He also didn't expect that it would be fine if Randall didn't accept the interview. Once he accepted the interview, he would make such a big news!

"About my favorite position, when I was a kid my favorite position was of course striker. My dream was to be able to be—"

Wang Tao glared at him, and he's still playing tricks!

Tell me who your idol is!

In the next second, both he and the cameraman were speechless, because the guy said——

"A white horse general like Zhao Zilong who can get in and out seven times in a chaotic army, if it is Luo Cheng in "The Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", it can also be done."

Hehe, hehehehe.

Not to mention what the reporter thinks, Randall is still playing freely, patted the left arm (hanhan) and right arm (white hair) beside him, bragging wildly: "Manchester United has always had the most luxurious striker in the world, such as The "black wind and two evil spirits" back then, now we also have luxury strikers like Ruud van Nistelrooy, Rooney and Alan..."

Randall's right-hand men didn't know what he was talking about, but they could still understand the position of the photographer's camera. When they thought of Randall's million-dollar Facebook account and tens of millions of fans in China, they immediately revealed smile.

It doesn't matter whether you can take advantage of the trend to gain fans, the reviling of tens of millions of people can still be less or less.

After all, this is the "baby" that everyone in Chinese fans loves.

Yes, they knew Li Dabao's nickname. In fact, if they hadn't been afraid of Randall's force value, they would have laughed directly in the locker room.

Now it's just that they don't dare to laugh at him in person, and often use "our baby" to refer to him behind their backs.

"Because the striker doesn't really need me, so I'm currently playing in the midfield. The specific position depends on the arrangement of the boss. Manchester United's players are very versatile, such as our captain—"

Randall showed two dimples to Gary Neville, and then flattered angrily, "The captain can play the positions of right back, right midfielder and center back. I think he can even play in midfield if necessary..."

Gary Neville didn't know what Randall was talking about, but it didn't prevent him from being polite and majestic, and with a doting smile, he gave Randall a thumbs up in his heart.

"I think I'm doing pretty well in midfield, that's why I had that little goal..."

No, Wang Tao clicked "Reject".

If you take it off, the 13 billion people in China will not be able to become your underpants!

Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Russians... will definitely laugh at you!

……

"Who is the best to me in the team? This question is a bit difficult to answer." Randall showed a satisfied and showy smile when he said this, "Because the Jazz loves me, and other members of the coaching staff take good care of me. They always cover me and teach me..."

Randall almost commented on the whole team. Of course, when he talked about Ronaldinho, he didn't feel embarrassed to say that he loved him. He only said that Ronaldinho was the most energetic, cute and motivated boy in the locker room.

"He worked harder and worked harder than me, and I think I will witness his success."

After blowing Ronaldinho fiercely, Randall wondered if he could fool the extremely smart domestic fans. In order to reduce the abruptness of his blowing Ronaldinho, it was his turn to blow his right arm and right arm again.

"But Waza and Alan are different—"

Randall laughed when he said this. Although he spoke Chinese, Rooney and Smith were obviously very sensitive to their names. They looked over immediately, their eyes sparkling, as if they were saying, "If you want to speak ill of me, just Make you look good".

How could Randall speak ill of them?Instead, they praised their brotherhood angrily. For example, because they didn’t have the strength to drive after extra training, the two of them often picked up his car, for example, they gave him Christmas presents, for example, they often soaked together...

Of course, it is also necessary to focus on how the two of them have changed from people who can't hold chopsticks well to foodies who can order in Chinese.

Randall did not forget to complain: "Alan is fine, but Waza... I think he is going to report to our devil coach Craig soon."

Randall obviously has a good memory, and he answered many questions.Both organized and flattering, gossiping and complaining, this is very interesting!

So after answering these questions Randall wanted to leave.

Wang Tao immediately kept him and gave him his business card, hoping that Randall could keep in touch with him.

Randall understood, he smiled and waved and left with the help of Neville and others.

After Randall left, Wang Tao saw his colleagues rushing up.

reason?

Of course I want to exchange news with him.

Wang Tao should be happy in his heart, but he doesn't care about these.

Because of the time difference, it was already the second day of the new year in China. He hurriedly contacted the domestic leaders and got instructions to send the video back to China as soon as possible!

Wang Tao was very efficient. In less than two hours, Landauer's New Year greetings appeared on major domestic portals and search sites.

When the fans who stayed up late woke up and found that they went to bed too early last night, they should have stayed up for more than an hour. Randall actually wished them a lot of money?

This style of painting immediately reminded them of the "masterpiece" that was competed for by the Chinese in the lottery - the Q version of the God of Wealth Ferguson.

Everyone's jaws dropped after hearing Randall's "Small Goals"!

Where is this grandiose ambition?

This is clearly... bragging... bullshit...

Although Randall's report card in January is extremely bright, if nothing else happens, he will also be selected as the best player of the month in the Premier League. His ability is also strong, although the goals are always... um...

Can you say that you want to be the European assist king?

Do you know how many assists you have now?Are there 7?Bye bye to your Manchester United European War, there is only one game left in the English League Cup, only the League and the FA Cup...

In a limited number of games, can you still win the European assists title?

This cub is so bloated that he can hardly bear it, it's too floating!

The parents who were worried about him, the only child who was not worried, had no time to worry about the problems of the national team, but completely divided into two factions!

Randall's answer on the national team was too frank. Although some fans still criticized him, most Chinese people still understand. The general opinion of these fans is this——

If Randall didn't want to represent the Chinese team in 02, they might still have some complaints, but now it's 06, the Chinese team didn't get a ticket, and Randall is 26 years old.

And even if the national football team qualified for the World Cup in 02, the whole country was jubilant, but in that World Cup, the national football team scored 0 goals, scored 0 points, lost 3 games, and scored 9 eggs, which greatly hurt the feelings of Chinese fans.

The national football team seems to be a flash in the pan. After the World Cup, the fans only got new jokes. The "fear of Korea" is still there, and this World Cup has failed again, so the most appropriate image of the national football team in the eyes of fans is the bustling night market snack-national football stinky tofu.

Randall will be 30 years old if he misses this opportunity. Who knows if China can get a ticket when he is 30 years old?

And now the head coach of the England national team is Ferguson, who offered him 10 pounds and Ferdinand's top salary in the team.

There will be a warm-up match in England on March 3. Before that, Ferguson will definitely recruit Randall into the team, but what about our coach?What about our national football team?Do they want to naturalize Randall?

But some fans are very angry!

In their eyes, no matter how stinky Chinese football is, they are also the Chinese team!

With the word China, it represents the country. Randall's idea of ​​wanting to play for England still attracted a lot of criticism from the domestic media, and the debate among fans continued.

Lan Fen said: Putting wings on a lion is called a griffin, and putting wings on a cat, what is it called?

Lan Hei said: Don't care about the lion or the sick cat, he is not patriotic!

Lan Fan said: People only have English nationality!

Lan Hei said: His father is not patriotic!

Such a big controversy, and on the second day of the Lunar New Year when everyone has nothing to do, the discussion became more and more intense, and it also made it impossible for the leaders of the Football Association to pretend not to know about it even during the Spring Festival holiday.

The leaders of the Football Association found that they just rolled their eyes as usual when they were scolded. Of course they thought about naturalizing Landauer, after all, they are not blind!But the problem is that people want to go to the World Cup more.

It is said that rushing is not a business, and their rushing is no match for the charm of the World Cup.

However, the national football team is still not happy to take the blame directly, and they are too lazy to issue a press conference. After all, the spokesperson is also going to celebrate the New Year.

So in the end, they only asked the staff who maintain the website to issue an announcement, stating that they had contacted Randall's father in private, but Randall's father said at the time that he would let Randall make up his own mind and so on.

Considering that Lao Li gave the money freely, there is still a lot of room for cooperation after he really bought Manchester United. The wording of the national football team is still very strict, without exaggeration or deletion. Finally, the Football Association also wished Randall a smooth career in the future. Bring glory to the Chinese.

As soon as this announcement came out, it attracted a large-scale discussion among fans.

Does Randall know this?

Of course I know, he is also an internet-addicted young man in Manchester United's dressing room. When he is free, he will also browse Facebook, post on it, and look at his fiery emojis, or those flying in the air. GIFs.

Although the level of Chinese football is not high, there are still a group of fans who love football deeply. Their love for football is no less than that of fans in any other country.

Randall knew he had hurt the feelings of some fans, but he couldn't go against his will, and he couldn't live up to George Sr.'s expectations.

There are no secrets in this internet age.

Before the Chinese fans climbed the high wall to translate the news back to China, now the British fans will do the same. When Randall’s interview was translated into English and posted on the Internet, the British media was also manipulated by Randall’s show. shocked!

Of course they don't think Randall will choose China, so this is not a problem at all, the next question!

The next question will break the sky——

You, want to be the European assist king?

The media were surprised to find that if they only looked at the Premier League assists list, Randall played 4 league games a month and scored 5 assists. He is currently ranked 5th, and above him are Chelsea's Didier Drogba and Lampard, Manchester United's Rooney, Giggs!

Considering that he only started two of these four league games, and he didn't play all four games, that is to say, it only took him 168 minutes to hand over such statistics...

Randall blushed.

The author has something to say:

Randall: I have one advantage, I do what I say, and I am not afraid of flags!

New nickname: I don’t know the distance (advance) south (difficulty), and it’s useless to call myself a striker (≧▽≦/)