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David James, one of the options for England's national goal.

The reason why it is an option is because since David Seaman got old, there has not been a goalkeeper in England who is absolutely reassuring and convincing.

From the World Cup qualifiers, it can be seen that Eriksson is also hesitating between Robinson and James. Now the Swedes themselves are not guaranteed to be handsome. Now the British just want to figure out who will stand on the coaching bench when the World Cup comes. Before, as for the one in front of the goal?

Let it go.

Just like the Manchester City marshal Pierce who wanted to prove himself in this derby, James also wanted to prove himself. What he longed for was to become the starting goalkeeper in the 06 World Cup, not just a substitute.

This is why the position of the goalkeeper is special. There is a possibility of rotation in other positions, but if the main goalkeeper plays stably, no accidents, his two substitutes have little room for performance.

It is precisely because of his longing for the position of the national gate that James' performance in this game is actually very good, and the zero seal in the first half is also a proof.

As a result, who knew that in the second half, Manchester United turned into a prolapsed wild horse, rampaging towards Manchester City's goal, simply not following the routine.

In the 70 minutes or so of the game, he had already been fed 2 goals by Manchester United, so when Randall danced in the penalty area, he was extra cautious, lest Randall would seize the opportunity.

He actually did a good job and was very careful in his positioning. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that Randall had a hard time getting a kick. Sure enough, Randall also passed to Giggs, which also made him focus on Giggs. body.

Who knew that these two people could conduct precise transmission in a small area in a crowded restricted area?

The moment James saw Giggs accurately pass to Randall, James had an MMP to say!

This made James can only block in a hurry. When he was in the air, he still had a little hope, because Randall was still a little disturbed when he shot. The trajectory of the ball seemed to be weak. A gift bag that can be accepted with a smile!

The results of it?

This FMD is actually a bouncing globe!Bounce the earth!The ball bounced off the ground and passed the damn thing between his legs!

Wear crotch!

Don't ask James' mood at the moment, he is now unilaterally announcing that the curly-haired mixed race is already one of the most hated players in his life!

But all goalkeepers are experienced in many battles, and they are poured to the point of vomiting, but losing the ball is not a problem, how to lose the ball is the key point!

In Randall's goal, James is a completely innocent and pitiful background board!

If Randall knew what James was thinking, he would definitely... understand!

In fact, like any player with outstanding skills, he likes to show off his skills, but if there is a better choice, he will not consider shooting like this, because if he is a goalkeeper, among the [-] ways to concede the ball, this may be the least for him. The kind I like.

Comparing his heart with his heart, Randall actually didn't want to deal with it like this.

But there is no way, his shooting space is too small, and in this limited space, if you don’t use some tricks, the trajectory of the ball is too straightforward, and the probability of being directly hugged by James is extremely high. This is not a gift package for James. ?

Landauer wanted to score goals, so despite knowing it might upset the opposing keeper, he opted for a flick of the ball, causing the ball to bounce off the ground and into the net between James' legs. .

There is no doubt that it is taking a huge risk, but it is also the best way Randall can think of to deal with it.So although this shot is like a gamble, Randall, who won the gamble, has no intention of taking care of James' mood——

If the goalkeeper's happiness is based on the failure of the offensive player, scoring a goal as an offensive player is his greatest happiness!Now he is going to enjoy himself.

Randall is ready to celebrate!

A celebration booked early by Olier!

At this moment, the camera was shown on the Manchester City bench, and the five-star red flag was constantly flying in the hands of Chinese fans. At this moment, the fan group composed of these international students abandoned their neutral position at this moment, and frantically shouted "Li Xian" name.

Manchester City fans looked at these Chinese in Cao Ying with disgust.

Not low-key, too much!

Their voices were loud, almost higher than the fans of the home team who were booing frantically, and it also made Lao Li in the VIP stand smile.

Lao Li is very wronged today. His wife was invited to participate in a charity event and did not come with her. The old father-in-law came to Manchester for a game?

Come on.

So Lao Li watched his son sit on the bench for 45 minutes in the stands today. During these 45 minutes, he became more determined. Manchester United must buy it!

If the Bentinck family has no money, I will pay for it!

This old man Ferguson is delaying my son!

Before Randall was 18 years old, he was the pride of Lao Li, but it turned out that the late rebellious period came after the age of 18. Now it is hard to get things right and he wants to be a player. He is obviously a genius, but this Scottish old man has repeatedly delayed his legs. Can Lao Li bear it?

In the second half, when Ferguson changed three players in one go, Lao Biebie laughed so happily-he couldn't help it.

Isn't your Ferguson very good?Don't you still have to let my son save you?

As a result, the second half of the game completely confirmed Lao Li's prediction. His son not only helped the old man Ferguson onto the horse, but also gave him a ride, which might lead him directly to the Buddha.

So can Lao Li be unhappy?

At this moment, the camera is also aimed at Lao Li's smiling face. Although it is only a few seconds, it is enough for various commentators to play——

"We saw that the camera showed Randall's father, Mr. Li Zhan, a famous Chinese entrepreneur. Before, some netizens gave Mr. Li Zhan a very affectionate nickname called Lao Li."

"Although the Manchester Derby is not as important as the 'Double Red Club', when Manchester United and Manchester City met for the first time this year, the two sons of the Glazer family came to Old Trafford to watch the game, but today We didn't see them, but Lao Li came to the scene to cheer for his son... Wow! Randall's celebration! This set of drunken fists is really hard and soft, both chic and powerful!"

The camera suddenly changed, and Duan Xuan, like the audience in front of the TV, saw that the camera cut to Randall who ran to the corner under the stands of his fans!

Do you want to slide and kneel too?

The fans are all excited!No Chinese player has ever staged a kneeling in the Premier League. Maybe no one in the five major leagues has been so coquettish!

Skate?

Sliding and kneeling is absolutely not allowed to slip and kneel!Sliding and kneeling is risky, so be careful when celebrating!

If you haven't practiced this thing, you will be injured if you are not careful. Look at Solskjaer sitting on the bench. The reason why this "baby-faced killer" became Manchester United's super substitute is not because he is willing to be a substitute, but should be said He is willing to stay at Manchester United.

As a substitute?

Can be the main force, you ask Solskjaer if he wants to be a substitute!

Solskjaer has become Manchester United's main force more than once, and one of the key reasons why he lost his position in the end was injury.

When Randall was a fan, he heard that his knee injuries were caused by the kneeling after the 99 Champions League lore.

When he became a player, Carrington still circulated this story.

Randall also secretly asked the fat man, but the fat man was also a coward in front of the baby face, so he didn't dare to ask at all.

Don't look at Hanhan and Baimao Kuzai being so chic when sliding and kneeling. I don't know how many times they have practiced in the living room or in the backyard of their home.

What exactly is Randall's celebration?

Uh, he didn't figure it out.

Celebrations are sometimes impromptu, and unless you think about it early on, it's an instinctive yell, hug, and high five after a goal.

He didn't think of it himself, but it doesn't mean that no one gave him bad ideas, such as Olier, a super "Chinese Kung Fu" fan.

Do you know this guy is a second grader?

He actually asked him to show off a set of nunchakus!

Randall almost sprayed him in the face!

But he has lived with this idiot for eight years, and he is both a good friend and a good brother, and this is also his best friend. Seeing that Olier is going to play "crying and making trouble", what can he do?

Randall sighed in his heart, "I can't pamper this silly boy too much", "It's too difficult for me, but it's still on the list that Olier listed as a candidate, among the piles of "Tai Chi", "Drunken Master", Among "Monkey Fist" and "Eagle Fist", Drunken Fist was chosen.

If you ask Randall why he chose it, it's just because it's fun.

Olier, a foreigner, likes Chinese culture so much. Today is the "Chinese Derby" day. Randall thought he could take advantage of this opportunity to make a show, so before rushing to the corner, he showed off under the camera record nearby. wave.

Duan Xuan’s bragging just now was actually not wrong. Randall’s best skill is not drunken boxing, but he has carefully prepared for this game.

Drunken Fist does not pay attention to routines, but only its meaning, and pays attention to the combination of hardness and softness. Landauer also refers to some action designs in the movie "Drunken Master" by the famous Chinese martial arts director. ——

How can you become a fan if you don't look good?

He doesn't want to become fans, he doesn't want people to understand Chinese culture, why did he choose this?Shouldn't he dedicate the goal to Mommy?

Although... Mommy... didn't come to QAQ!

The stands for Manchester United fans are actually on the top. How could Manchester City arrange them below to cheer for the Manchester United players?I can't wait to keep their voices away from the stadium. There are only Manchester City fans singing and booing in the entire stadium.

But Randall's celebration was really surprising. It was modified by Yuan's guidance, and Randall's Drunken Fist was modified again on the basis of my Yuan's guidance. These British people who don't know what Drunken Fist is I was amazed to see it, especially the Manchester City fans who could see more clearly below. Countless people were chanting "chinesekungfu", and some people even chanted "Jackie Chan".

Randall smiled with some satisfaction, isn't this what he wants?

His smile also stunned the audience in front of the TV.

Although Randall had already "broke the character design" when he first came on the stage, everyone was still immersed in his drunken fisting and drunken eyebrows and eyes a second ago,

The next moment, the smiles suddenly appeared, which had a huge impact on their weak hearts!

This made countless female fans scream!

Those two dimples are really sweet!

"On this Chinese derby day, Randall celebrated in this way after scoring a goal. I think this must have been well thought out by him! I don't know kung fu, I can only see that Randall's boxing is very good. Beautiful, very eye-catching, I think this is enough, enough to make fans from other countries curious about the meaning of his celebration at this moment, which is also a kind of promotion of traditional Chinese culture..."

So at the moment when the goal was confirmed, Randall ran towards his fans under the stands without waiting for the blind man Bennett to blow the whistle. Not only were the fans caught off guard, but his teammates were also hard to guard against.

This led to the fact that the closest to Randall was Van der Sar's papa!

Because of the distance, Fan Baba seldom participates in the celebration of his teammates. This time, if he had the opportunity, he would immediately hug this cute cub. However, Fan Baba actually guessed that Landauer had a special celebration. Interrupting Randall's celebration, he didn't rush over immediately.

As a result, Fan Baba saw him start to show off Chinese Kung Fu!

Unlike the fans in the nearby stands who booed or chanted "Jacky Chen" and "Bruce Lee", Van der Sar thought a little more-he thought that Rooney only survived for two seconds under Randall before.

After Randall's show was over, other teammates were about to rush in. Van der Sar didn't wait any longer, he was the first to rush up.

Randall likes this "Dutch dad" very much, because this dad is obviously more reliable than Howard. Who wants to score goals in front and lose goals in the back?Conversely...cough...

He chooses kindness, he is not like those Real Madrid players who treat Casillas as coldly as enemies!

So he smiled, dimpled, and flung his hands at Van der Sar off guard, only to regret it a second later!

What's wrong with my teammates!

It's not okay to hug me or carry me behind my back!

Even if I want to be myself now, I, Randall, am a mighty and majestic man!Can a mighty and majestic man be hugged easily?

Randall felt that there was no way to survive this day, so he was made dumplings by the surging army of teammates.

At this time, it must be said that Jiang is still old and spicy. Not only did Giggs come to celebrate, but he also held a ball in his arms to prevent Manchester City from taking advantage of the opportunity of letting their goalkeeper run out to celebrate.

At this moment, Ferguson smiled on the sidelines.

Heh, heh heh heh, even if my formation today is a bit flawed, even if we play 10 against 11, I will still take away the victory!

Dissatisfied?

Do not accept it!