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As we all know, Randall, who is deeply loved by Chinese fans, has a nickname-Li Dabao.

Randall obviously likes this nickname very much. Even when he was ridiculed by Manchester United teammates as a baby, he laughed it off and only commented on Facebook: "Jealous! This is all their jealousy of me! How can they understand' Does Dabao' represent the endless love of my compatriots in China?"

This word passed into the ears of Chinese fans, which obviously made the fans very happy.

Zai'er really knows that we love people the most!

I don't care about ridicule, what's the point of other people's ridicule?

In addition, although Randall failed to create a "tough guy character", he never softened his feet at critical moments. Even though GIFs of "people flying in the air" are common, Manchester United fans still regard him as a real Red Devil. Our No. 16 jersey has no Find the wrong successor.

Kolandauer became famous in international football, but in half a year, more fans started to pay attention to him only during the World Cup.

So Kaka only did one thing at this press conference - dug a hole for Randall, and kicked him into the bottomless pit he dug out with a hoe.

How Randall wailed in the bottomless pit, the Son of God did not hear it, not only patted his butt and left, but also said to him before leaving: "Don't worry, Owen will come to accompany you soon."

So when did Randall know about this?

After receiving a call from Victor.

The tsundere boy is obviously a kind person. He knows Randall's training schedule, so after Randall finished training for the day, he called Randall immediately to inform him of the news.

So when Randall finished watching the press conference, this time he was not blowing up with anger, but booming! boom! boom!

That's right, after our Dabao was "backstabbed" by the Son of God, he exploded!

Although he knew that the Brazilian was a white man, Randall really didn't expect Kaka to do this!

Not only did he imply to the whole world that Owen was right, Randall was a coy and shy guy, he was still a baby, and because he was angry with Owen, he wanted Owen to coax him...

Everyone in the world knows it!

You said how could Randall not be angry!

How could he not settle accounts with that Brazilian rabbit!

Originally, I wanted to wish this guy a smooth victory over Australia, and it would be best if he could score a goal, but now I wish him a fart!

Randall announced that I am a fan of Australia in this game!

But he was still angry, so he had to call and spray him!

But who knew that Kaka's phone call would actually be made!Pass!Come!up!

How could Randall be polite?

After receiving it, he yelled angrily: "Rich! I will never forgive you! I will wait to see you lose!"

Kaka smiled and said, "Who said I'm here to coax you?"

Randall: "..."

wipe!Even more angry!

He said with a blank face: "I unilaterally announce that there is a rift in our friendship! I think it needs to be healed after the World Cup. Of course, if you can reach the semi-finals and the two of us can meet, it will be healed soon stand up!"

"Oh," Kaka said with a smile, "do you want to wish us a smooth victory over Australia, get the knockout tickets early, and meet you all the way to the semi-finals?"

Randall's mouth is not stupid, he said with a sneer: "My goal is the final. Since I can't be a teammate with you, I want to be an opponent with you - I hope we can meet on the field, and then England will win Victory, I will comfort you in the end, and for the sake of our only remaining friendship, I will open my hands generously and give you a big hug!"

"It sounds very touching," Kaka still smiled, "Randall, who is awkward like a little girl-we will reach the final, and I will do my best. Because I want to play against you as soon as possible."

Kaka said: "There is no grander stage than the World Cup. I look forward to meeting you."

When Randall heard that he was about to hang up, he specially emphasized: "I will remember this account! Remember it to me!"

Kaka laughed loudly, and Randall hung up the phone first.

Lest I be blown up by this guy's hateful laughter!

As soon as he finished speaking harshly, he looked up, and found that there was an extra pack of chocolates in front of him, with a cocoa butter content of 80%, his favorite kind!

Look up, who else could it be if it wasn't Owen?

Owen smiled and said: "I was ordered to coax you, after all, you are everyone's most beloved baby."

Everyone who had stretched their ears to eavesdrop burst into laughter!

Randall: "..."

Time to fly!

I want to kill the Brazilian from Dabao!

Whether Randall can kill Brazil depends on whether they can enter the semi-finals, because they are in the same semi-final, and it is impossible to meet in the final. If both teams can advance, they will eventually be in the semi-finals. Meet in the final.

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But even though Randall still had the face of "baby fried chicken is angry", he still didn't reject Owen's chocolate, he just ate the whole piece of chocolate angrily in front of everyone.

That evening, at dinner time, Randall ruthlessly abandoned Rooney and Scholes, and did not sit with Owen. He went to favor Gerrard and Carragher, who were flattered and seemed to be quite frightened. .

Everyone: "..."

What is this guy thinking?Is he trying to poach Owen's corner?Give up, of course these two Liverpool fans love Owen more.

How could it be possible for a coach like Ferguson, who cares about the big and small things of the team, not to know the latest gossip in the team?

He glanced at Randall and saw this guy eating his ultra-luxury muscle-building meal calmly among Gerrard, who didn't know what to eat, and Carragher with a delicate face, and he also wanted to know what Randall's little brain was thinking What--

Do you want to starve Gerrard and Carragher to death, or do you really want to dig Owen's corner with a hoe?

But Ferguson still didn't bother to pay attention to the little turmoil between these children.

What he thinks now is how to inspire the best state of the team.

The game against Sweden was advertised by the British media as a battle of honor, but in Ferguson's view, whether England has any hope of winning the championship depends entirely on this game!

Winning will end 38 years of unbeaten luck.

Losing, there is no chance of winning against Germany. After all, Germany and Sweden have similar characteristics. If Sweden wins, don't the Germans know how to copy their homework?

So Ferguson thinks more and farther than them.

After dinner, Randall watched the match between the Brazilian and Australia with his teammates.

Of course, before watching the game, in order to conform to the new "personality" set up by Kaka for him, Randall also told his teammates that he is an Australian fan in this game!

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't even dare to post a Facebook post, Randall wished he could tell the world this sentence!

Regarding his speech, everyone laughed and booed him to be the banker, they wanted to buy Brazil!

Randall: "..."

My shameless teammates!

This baby was bullied by the Brazilians, you won't help me out, and you still want to win my small money?

no way!

Brazil is in the group where the opponents are Japan, Australia and Croatia.

For other teams, it is hopeless to be in the same group with Brazil, which has Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho, Kaka and Adriano. They can only try their best to fight for the second place in the group.

So for Australia, this game is very important, because they have defeated Japan 3-1 in the first match of the group. If they draw with Brazil in this game, they will further consolidate their second position in the group. For the last game Their group game against Croatia is an extremely important psychological advantage.

Their coach is the Dutch Hiddink.

I said before that Brazil's first match was 1:0 with Croatia, and it was Kaka who scored the key goal.At that time, Randall naturally congratulated Kaka, but he also saw some problems in Brazil——

The Brazilian media called out the "quartet". Except for Kaka, the other three were really not in good shape.

Adriano's performance was abnormal. Ronaldinho transformed after a serious injury as early as 99, but his performance is also difficult for people to associate him with him in the World Cup in Korea and Japan 4 years ago, and Ronaldinho is not in shape.

Although Randall is resolutely unwilling to be a banker, he also believes that if other Brazilian players are not in good condition, and their head coach Pereira cannot mesh these stars together, then Brazil can only be an empty superstar. , A team that can only rely on their personal abilities to end the game.

Sound familiar?

Isn't this our gay in England.

It's just that the Brazilians can put out a yellow shirt version of the "Galaxy Battleship" extravagantly.

England's starlight may not be bad in terms of reputation, but depending on the position, it is still inferior to the Brazilians.

As a result, no one expected that there would be an unexpected visitor in this game——

Champion, Maradona!

Maradona also watched the game where Argentina slaughtered Serbia and Montenegro 6-0 before. It was that game that fully demonstrated the offensive football philosophy of Argentine football, which is completely different from the gorgeous beauty of Samba.

No one knows why the ball king came to visit his old opponent, but the arrival of the ball king made the Brazilian have trouble from the beginning of the game.

The Brazilian obviously hopes to enter the state as soon as possible and win the game. Ronaldo and Kaka also had some brilliant cooperation, obviously using actions to break the rumors of discord between the two. As a result, Kaka entered the state with the first long shot. It's a pity that it is slightly off.

And after that?

After nothing.

After Brazil, there was no decent cooperation. On the contrary, Australia, coached by Guus Hiddink, caused a lot of trouble for the Brazilians, and countless media paid more attention to Maradona...

In the second half, everything changed.

Ronaldinho seems to have entered some state, his right foot went straight to Ronaldo, and Ronaldinho, with his own strength, attracted three Australian defensive players and then made a wonderful pass to Adriano.

All the "king" of Inter Milan has to do at this moment is to push the ball into the lower right corner of the goal with a light push. Brazil finally scored a goal!

But then the Australians fought back desperately, and once again tested Brazil's defense. It was not until 70 minutes that Brazil got a better chance. Kaka shot low with his right foot in the penalty area, but it was a pity that he was thrown.

Randall clicked his tongue in his heart at this moment, and Gary Neville patted his head and joked: "Why didn't you shout that the Australian goalkeeper did a good job?"

Randall glared at him, hum!

Gary couldn't help laughing and rubbed his fur.

At this time, Pereira replaced Ronaldo, who had already had physical problems, and replaced him with Robinho.

At the same time, Emerson was replaced by Gilberto.

After making two substitutions in a row, Brazil's offense became smoother. Of course, it may also be because Pereira found that Brazil's defense line was not so strong...

After all, 1-0 is the most unsafe score in the world, isn't it?

This substitution made the Brazilian team's offense really improved a lot. Robinho, who just played, fully demonstrated what it means to be a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, and what it means to sprint and toss a dead master.

Since this guy came on the field, Australia's central defender has entered a state of exhaustion, creating opportunities for other teammates.

Brazil is finally playing like Brazil!

In 10 minutes, the Brazilian team had 7 shot opportunities, but unfortunately they were all unsuccessful.

In the 83rd minute, Kaka headed the goal in the small penalty area in front of the goal, but was rejected by the crossbar.

Seeing this moment, Randall was also full of sympathy. This guy is about the same height as him, and his header skills seem to be... Anyway, he is far inferior to Zidane!

Until 89 minutes, Robinho shot through the crotch of the Australian goalkeeper Schwarzer, the result bounced to the post, and was scored by teammate Fred.At this time, Brazil was only 2-0.

However, Kaka obviously regretted that he didn't score a goal. Until the injury time, he acted like the one the team wanted to win the most.

Gary Neville couldn't help laughing and sighing: "Randall, did you give luck to your Richie? He looked so pitiful in this game, just like you before."

Randall was silent, then looked his captain up and down, and said, "Gary, the World Cup will end."

The captain is at a loss, of course the World Cup will end.

Scholes rolled his eyes, but Phil, the kind-hearted man, dragged the stupid brother aside.

The World Cup will end. After the World Cup, if the season does not start, of course it will be the moment when Manchester United's young club Randall will dominate the football world!

Gary Neville reacted belatedly, and then looked at Randall's deliberately raised chin, and couldn't help but sigh: "He actually learned to threaten people..."

Everyone couldn't help booing, telling Gary not to be cowardly, but to do it head-on. They supported him mentally!

Gary hehe, fuck you!

I am the one who is going to hang up his boots at Manchester United and retire!

Randall took advantage of this time to send Kaka a text message full of his deep love.

He could understand why everyone was in a good mood after watching the game—the guy who was obviously a top student in everyone's eyes walked into the exam room with high spirits, and was the darling of fans all over the world, but his scores were not as good as them!

That's right, Brazil's problem is very serious!

But what about England?

Randall couldn't wait to think of his opponent Sweden in the next game.

This is his strongest opponent in the group stage!

He doesn't want to think about whether his opponent in the knockout round is the host Germany or Ecuador. What he wants to do is to defeat the opponent in front of him!

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Randall: Ben Dabao is not happy, since Owen took the lead, everyone has bullied Ben Dabao!