life without fabrication

Chapter 20 [Husband and wife sex 1 question]

Amber Worm: "The front row sells melons for 9 cents a catty, and you don't need money if you have a big sac that is red and not sweet!"

Chu Tianhe: "Out-of-season vegetables."

Du Ruofei: "Bad street advertisement."

Chu Tianhe: "We can consider selling alternative products and suppress them with marketing methods."

Du Ruofei: "Zero-sum game, life and death, selling melon pills."

Amber Worm [feigns anger]: "Shut up, you guys!"

Du Ruosheng: "Why am I here?"

"Brother!" Amber Worm [passing the script to Du Ruosheng in a dogleg shape]: "You are the host!"

Du Ruosheng: "I'll be the host, what are you doing?"

Amber Worm: "I, I eat melons..."

"Oh." Du Ruosheng [looking through the script]: "Name, age, gender, personality?"

Chu Tianhe [frowning]: "Is this investigating the household registration?"

Amber Worm: "It has always been a practice, please don't complain."

Du Ruofei: "The name is Du Ruofei, the age is 27, the gender is male, the personality can be summed up in one word, the cool breeze is sexual, the autumn moon is boundless, romantic and free and easy like me."

Amber Worm [Eating Melon]: "Where did Mr. Du get his self-confidence..."

Fu Rongji: "My name is Fu Rongji, my age is 20, my gender is male, and my personality is considered introverted. I'm not very good at dealing with interpersonal relationships."

Ye Xingyan: "Ye Xingyan, age 27, male, in terms of personality, some people have said that I am cold."

Chu Tianhe: "Chu Tianhe, 30, male, his personality is as you can see."

Amber Worm: "Compared with this, Xiao Fu is really young. He is ten years behind someone."

Chu Tianhe [smiling kindly]: "Someone?"

"I didn't say anything." Amber Worm [eating melon nervously].

Du Ruosheng: "Next question, what is your first impression of the other party?"

"First impression..." Du Ruofei [thinking]: "At that time, Rong Ji sent me the financial statement. Although it looked a bit out of place with the office building, he was beautiful and clean."

Amber Worm: "A passer-by should interject, Fu Rongji is the best-looking among the four. After all, his mother is a drama actress, and her genes are strong."

Chu Tianhe [embraces his chest and laughs]: "Then Mr. Du is suspected of being interested in sex?"

Du Ruofei [turning his head and laughing]: "My son said, food and sex are also sexual. Can Mr. Chu be exempt from vulgarity?"

Chu Tianhe: "No, after all, this one from my family is also good-looking."

Ye Xingyan: "Cough..."

Amber Worm: "Hey~~Yo~~~Okay, okay, let's continue to answer questions."

Fu Rongji [somewhat embarrassed]: "The first impression was that I met a lively wolf dog."

Amber Worm: "Loyal dog, there's nothing wrong with it."

"The first time we met was in the library," Chu Tianhe said, "I just remember that the scene at that time was like a famous painting unique in the world."

Ye Xingyan: "I feel as if I saw a priceless blue and white porcelain."

Amber Worm [Eating melons and eating melons]: "A famous painting and an antique, you two are a perfect match."

Du Ruosheng [frowning and flipping through the script]: "How can I finish asking so many questions?"

Amber Worm: "Brother, you can choose to ask!"

"Then next," Du Ruosheng said, "If you compare the other party to an animal, what do you think it is?"

Du Ruofei: "Little White Rabbit."

Fu Rongji: "Ah Huang."

Amber Worm: "Why, Rong Ji, did you go from species to individual directly?!"

Du Ruosheng [frowned]: "What is Ah Huang?"

Amber Worm [dog-leg shape]: "Brother, you don't know, Ah Huang is a little yellow dog they raised."

"Oh." Du Ruosheng [turned his head to indicate to Chu Yezu to answer].

Chu Tianhe: "Cat."

Ye Xingyan [bows his head and thinks for a while]: "Vulture."

Chu Tianhe: "..."

Everyone: "???"

Amber Worm: "President Chu isn't bald either?"

Chu Tianhe: "..."

Du Ruosheng: "Tell me the reason."

Ye Xingyan: "Vulture and him are strong and confident."

Amber Worm [Eating Melon]: "There seems to be nothing wrong, but I always feel that something is wrong..."

"Go ahead." Du Ruosheng: "Which other party looks the most erotic?"

"Pfft!!!" Amber Worm [spraying water]: "Why did the question explode suddenly?! And brother, why are you asking so calmly?!"

Du Ruofei: "It's hard to answer this question, probably when Rong Ji blushed with embarrassment?"

Amber Worm: "Isn't that now..."

Fu Rongji [with flushed cheeks, a little nervous]: "Do you have to answer?"

Amber Worm: "Yes!"

Du Ruofei [rubs Fu Rongji's hair, appease].

Fu Rongji: "Then, it's time for kissing."

"Kiss?" Amber Worm [Eating Melon]: "This answer is so pure."

Ye Xingyan: "When doing x."

Amber Worm: "You answered too simply and rudely!!"

Chu Tianhe: "Wearing a shirt, the tie is pulled loose, showing half of the collarbone, leaning against the wall of the bathroom, letting the shower be on, the shirt is wet by the water and sticking to the skin, the temptation is unconscious, and the eyes are blurred When you bit your lip and looked at me."

Amber Worm: "You answered in too much detail!! Don't overcorrect!!!"

Du Ruosheng: "Next question, is there anything to hide between the two of you?"

Du Ruofei: "No, as long as Rong Ji asks, I will answer truthfully."

Fu Rongji [shaking his head]: "No."

Chu Tianhe: "Yes, we still need to leave some private space between each other."

Ye Xingyan: "Yes."

Amber Worm: "The answers of your two pairs are completely opposite!!"

Du Ruosheng: "It's a very strong trust to be able to be honest with each other about what you have hidden from each other."

Amber Bug: "Big Brother! But I'm curious what are you hiding?"

Chu Tianhe: "Actually, I didn't want to make the other party worry, so I concealed it."

Ye Xingyan [thoughtfully].

Du Ruosheng: "The next question, are you attacking or receiving? How do you decide?"

Du Ruofei: "Gong. This kind of thing probably goes with the flow?"

Fu Rongji: "Well..."

Ye Xingyan: "Can you refuse to answer such meaningless questions?"

Amber Worm [whispering softly]: "Tsundere, arrogant."

Du Ruosheng: "I'm a little curious, among these four people, who is the main attacker?"

Amber Worm: "I often compete with my peers, but the offense is judged by height! Du Ruofei is the tallest, so he is the total attacker!"

Du Ruosheng: "It doesn't sound convincing, can Xiao Fei beat Chu Tianhe?"

Amber Worm: "These two people have different painting styles, and they are fascinating together. Don't worry about the details!"

"Okay." Du Ruosheng [looking through the script]: "The next question is, where was the first H? What was your impression at that time?"

Du Ruofei [Yu Zu]: "..."

Amber Worm: "Hey, Du Fu's group can be disconnected now."

Du Ruosheng [raised eyebrows]: "How long have you been living together, and the progress is still so slow? The emperor is really not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry."

"The emperor is also anxious, but there is no need to rush this matter." Amber Worm: "Then let Chu Yezu answer the rest of the questions."

Chu Tianhe: "The hotel. I feel a little impulsive, but I'm happy with it, and I feel a little lost when I come back to my senses and see no one."

Ye Xingyan: "A little dazed and uneasy."

Du Ruosheng [frowning and looking at the script]: "The following questions are too personal."

Amber Worm [Eating Melon]: "Brother, come on!"

Du Ruosheng: "Okay, how many times a week?"

Chu Tianhe: "Why are there such unconstructive questions? Who would go out of their way to count such things?"

Ye Xingyan [indifferently]: "In the past month, neither of them has traveled on business, with an average of 3.5 times a week."

Chu Tianhe: "..."

Amber Worm: "Hahaha, there seems to be a mysterious deviation in the cognition between the two of you?!"

Du Ruosheng: "When do you want to try H?"

Chu Tianhe: "The office."

Ye Xingyan: "...I won't agree."

Du Ruosheng: "Do you agree or disagree with the statement 'if you can't get your heart, you have to get your body'?"

Chu Tianhe: "In a modern legal society, I can't agree with this view."

Amber Worm: "Mr. Chu, the premise of your statement is very interesting! If it is not illegal, do you agree?"

Chu Tianhe: "Yes."

Amber Worm: "???"

Ye Xingyan: "I don't quite agree. The unity of body and mind is complete. If you only get one, it is destined to be a tragedy."

Amber Worm: "You two really don't quarrel like this..."

Chu Tianhe: "So far, there has been no quarrel."

Ye Xingyan: "Even if there are disagreements, I respect all his ideas."

Du Ruosheng [nodding]: "Both of them are very mature in love."

Amber Worm: "Obviously the two of you were so awkward before! Things that can be resolved by talking face to face, you have to play a bitter scene!"

Du Ruosheng: "Next question, what would you do if your friend said 'Only tonight, because I'm so lonely...'?"

Chu Tianhe: "Is there a prerequisite for being in love?"

Amber Worm: "How about some?"

Chu Tianhe: "Reject him."

Amber Worm: "If not?"

Chu Tianhe: "Reject him."

"..." Amber Worm: "Whether there is a premise or not, you have an answer!!"

Ye Xingyan: "It depends on the degree of intimacy."

Amber Worm: "Oh, there is a difference between closeness and closeness. What about distant friends?"

Ye Xingyan: "Just refuse."

Amber Worm: "How about a more intimate one?"

Ye Xingyan: "I politely refuse, I will ask him if something happened recently, and see if there is anything else I can help with."

Amber Worm: "Director Ye is unexpectedly gentle? Then, what if it's Du Ruofei?"

Ye Xingyan: "Let him go."

Amber Worm: "..."

Du Ruosheng: "Do you like to see the other person's appearance during H?"

Chu Tianhe: "The cheeks are flushed, and the tears are hazy panting."

Ye Xingyan: "It looks like when you call my name."

Chu Tianhe [laughs]: "Then I will shout a few more times next time."

Amber Worm [Eating Melon]: "President Chu's voice is the best among the four, and his singing is also the best!"

Du Ruosheng: "The last question, are you interested in SM?"

Chu Tianhe: "Yes."

Ye Xingyan: "No."

Du Ruosheng: "It's over."

Amber Worm: "Thank you for your hard work, come and eat melons, here, eat melons."

The author has something to say:

Late Mid-Autumn Festival blessings XD, it’s an October day in the world, the autumn is breezy, the clouds are clear and the wind is breezy, I hope everyone will be full of pearls and jade, good fortune will last forever, and the whole family will be happy.

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