long head song

Different from his tall and burly appearance, Yu Wenche loves to be clean.

A sloppy man can't get a wife, so he taught He Cheng, who never made a quilt, "Do you know why you can't find a girlfriend?"

He Cheng hugged the quilt and scratched his head, "No, boss, you missed the point this time."

Yu Wenche stood majestically with a broom in his hand, "You are just lazy."

"Boss...whether you can find a girlfriend or not, in fact, it all depends on your face!" After finishing speaking, He Cheng fell back, "Don't call me, I'm going to sleep until the end of time..."

"Get up, are you going to miss class?"

"No more, sign for me..."

Yu Wenche had nothing to do, he swept the floor clean, left three lazy men like pigs behind, and went out alone.The spring is beautiful and the spring is beautiful. I went to the cafeteria to buy soy milk and buns. After thinking for a few seconds, I bought another sugar triangle.

When I arrived at the classroom, there was still more than half an hour before class.Yu Wenche occupied the row by the window. There are several cherry blossom trees outside the window, the flowers have fallen and the branches are full of green leaves.Yu Wenche ate the steamed stuffed bun while emptying his mind. After more than ten minutes, when the steamed stuffed bun was finished, a light voice said, "Morning."

"Oh, morning." Yu Wenche quickly stood up, "Are you here?"

Chen Wangzhi is carrying a backpack and a white shirt, which is typical of the "male god" in the abortion movie.Without hesitation, the male god sat on the window seat next to Yu Wenche.He had a nice smell on him, and Yu Wenche guessed that he must have been wearing perfume.

Yu Wenche didn't have any perfume, and there was a bottle of toilet water in the dormitory, which was specially used for fumigation of mosquitoes.According to the routine, the sugar triangle should be offered at this time, so Yu Wenche smiled stiffly, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

Chen Wangzhi cherished words like gold and shook his head.

"Oh, I bought an extra... sugar triangle, let me eat it." Yu Wenche pushed the still warm sugar triangle over, Chen Wangzhi blinked his black eyes, "Thank you."

"Thank you, it's not expensive." Yu Wenche laughed and scratched the back of his head, "..."

The sugar triangle is not expensive, one yuan and five ones.But, how should I put it, if accepting the sugar triangle once was accidental, accepting it every day...

It started after Gao Ping went abroad.Everyone knows that Young Master Gao went abroad for an exchange and checked out by the way.Chen Wangzhi didn't leave the dormitory, and kept his textbooks in the dormitory. When he was interested, he went to take a nap in private.Without Gao Ping accompanying him around, Chen Wangzhi looked very lonely.As the class monitor, Yu Wenche should care about his classmates as a matter of course. This caring was so great that he bit the bullet and embarked on the road of giving sugar triangles every day.

Mr. Chen likes sweets. Yu Wenche remembered that Gao Ping often bought all kinds of desserts. At first glance, he seemed to be pursuing a picky girl.The sweets that Gao Ping bought, Yu Wenche, could not be fed every day, he could only buy sugar triangles.Fortunately, Chen Wangzhi's tongue is very close to the people, and he also eats the one-a-five-one canteen special with relish.Yu Wenche handed him another bag of soy milk, and said considerately, "It's okay, eat slowly."

In fact, how big the sugar triangle can be, it can be eaten in two or three bites.Chen Wangzhi ate some syrup on the corner of his mouth, and stuck out his tongue to lick it.The tip of the pink tongue glistened with water, Yu Wenche saw it, and his heart tightened.To be a good person, he turned his head to face the blackboard. He was impulsive when he was young, so he should not think about it at night... Delete all those little movies that poison the soul today.

That's right, in order to test himself, Yu Wenche secretly downloaded a bunch of videos produced by neighbors.As a college student, it's okay to observe and emulate, but the more he watched, the more he felt that there were many problems. "These girls are so ugly." He complained to He Cheng, He Cheng poked his head and said, "Who told you to look at your face!"

"Don't look at your face..."

"It depends on brain power! Brain power knows how to cut it? It's over if you bring in a good-looking face. There are so many celebrities, and there are Internet celebrities!"

Yu Wenche brought in a few familiar stars, but it was boring.Later, he turned off the computer and lay down, fell asleep and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He brought Chen Wangzhi in and tried it... Hey!It really feels great.

……

get out of class has ended.The professor who taught the class was a dry old man, aged, with a shiny forehead. "Don't think that it's so great to go to college," the professor sneered, "This is a major that moves bricks! You want to score higher in the test, who will learn this..."

Yu Wenche scratched his ears, while Chen Wangzhi focused on taking notes without squinting.The old man is old and doesn't like to do PPT.When tidying up the textbooks, Yu Wenche had nothing to say, "Are you hungry?"

Although Chen Wangzhi still cherishes words like gold, he actually nodded.Yu Wenche came to his senses, "Let me treat you to dinner!"

Please eat, it's only 09:30.Chen Wangzhi and Yu Wenche walked around the school and finally found a coffee shop.Two boys drinking coffee, the scene is a bit weird.Yu Wenche found a place and invited, "Come, order whatever you want!"

"..." Chen Wangzhi sat down, turned his head to look around, took out his mobile phone, and automatically connected to the Internet.Yu Wenche came to this store for the first time, and asked casually, "What's the password?"

"77863333."

Yu Wenche was surprised, "Do you remember?" After trying it, it was connected to wifi, and he couldn't help sighing, "You are so amazing!"

Chen Wangzhi said modestly, "Thank you."

"Are you good at math?"

"very good."

"Uh, ha ha." Yu Wenche was choked by Chen Wangzhi's straightforwardness, "I... I am average in mathematics."

Chen Wangzhi said lightly, "I don't understand anything, I can teach you."

"Okay, when I take the postgraduate entrance examination," Yu Wenche said cautiously, "I will ask you for advice."

"Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

"Go ahead..."

"Not going abroad?"

"No Money."

Chen Wangzhi nodded, for some reason. "Do you like spicy food?"

Yu Wenche was confused, the tone of the other party seemed to be sarcasm, and it was like checking household registration. Maybe he was born with this tone of speech, "I like it."

Chen Wangzhi nodded his beautiful head again, "Are you the only child?"

"Yes," Yu Wenche replied honestly, "but I have a lot of cousins, cousins, cousins, etc. I'm the boss in the family, haha."

The coffee and cheesecake that Chen Wangzhi asked for came up, "You want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, do you want to take this school?"

"Well...if you can pass the exam."

"What about the plan after the postgraduate entrance examination?"

"Ah? After the postgraduate entrance examination?" Yu Wenche fell into confusion and stammered, "First pass the postgraduate entrance examination and then..."

"What if you don't pass the exam?"

Well, even if you are good-looking, you can't curse me, can I treat you to dinner, okay?Yu Wenche was a little dissatisfied, "I worked hard to pass the exam."

Chen Wangzhi took a sip of coffee, iced Americano, "I'll teach you math."

"Ah...thank you, hehehehe."

Chen Wangzhi began to focus on the piece of cheesecake. It seemed that he was really hungry, and he ate quickly, bite by bite.Yu Wenchegan was sitting bored, and a couple of men and women who were in love came next to him. You scooped me a scoop, and it was very sticky. It made people get goosebumps all over their bodies, and it seemed that the atmosphere on their side was even drier.Yu Wenche cleared his throat, and said without words, "Why did you choose this major?"

Chen Wangzhi put down his spoon and said, "Welcome." It means that there is no choice.

Yu Wenche suddenly became interested, "Walk? Why are you walking?"

"math."

"Orsay?"

"Ah."

"How many prizes?"

"one."

"National?"

"Ah."

"Why didn't you go to the mathematics department for the first prize..." Yu Wenchen mumbled, "So you are a top student."

Chen Wangzhi held the phone, "I'm just kidding you."

"what?"

"I'm full, thank you." Under Yu Wenche's gaze, Chen Wangzhi stood up, and Shi Shiran picked up his schoolbag, "Goodbye."

"You don't sit down any longer?"

"Go home to sleep."

"..."

Chen Wangzhi looked at Yu Wenche, "Yu Wenche."

Yu Wenche was taking out his wallet, "Huh?"

"Do you snore in your sleep?"

What strange question, Yu Wenche looked confused, "No... just."

"Okay." Chen Wangzhi waved his hands, and left with his brisk steps.